With Christmas fast approaching we wanted to offer all the help we could to help speed up and finish all your Christmas chores you may have.
We've enlisted the help of our very own and exclusive BTB BUDDY! He will do it all! Wrap gifts, send out greeting cards, put up the tree, bake cookies, clean your home, entertain your children and yes, he will FUCK you so hard and long that it will be November 16, 2012 before you know it.
We've enlisted the help of our very own and exclusive BTB BUDDY! He will do it all! Wrap gifts, send out greeting cards, put up the tree, bake cookies, clean your home, entertain your children and yes, he will FUCK you so hard and long that it will be November 16, 2012 before you know it.
Just think how wonderful it would be to have him stuff your stockings.
Did he miss a spot? Yeah, MY SPOT!
The kids will love his hijinks!
ACT FAST! The BTB Buddy's schedule is FILLING up fast!
ACT FAST! The BTB Buddy's schedule is FILLING up fast!
What more could you ask for? Seriously! I want to know what more you would ask for.
96 comments:
Me first!! Me first!! Only God knows how filthy I am... I need some cleaning ASAP!!!!
Rawr!!!! *moans* yeah Rob, that's the spot..... hmmm
He makes the dirt devil look like a dirt angel. He hits EVERY spot perfectly and repeatedly.
We programmed him well, didn't we...*hi5's Marcela*
oh Rob servant clean me first! and then I'll give ya ride!
then I get a turn next! he can come up to my bedroom.....and start inthere then the dining table the living floor/carpet, then the kitchen table
That's against the rules of THE BTB BUDDY! BAD, BAD GIRL!
You have to ride him first then let him work. That's how we keep him charged. DUH!
lol
LMAO!!! thats why god put men on this planet just for that!
hey Rob ya missed a spot *flashes tits*
IKR! It took us women this long to realize we are suppose to be in power, not them. Live & learn..learn & live.
LMFAO! You just did a Bella!
oh BTB's I have some bad FUCKING NEWS AND THAT IS(sorry about the yelling) Cosmopolis will not be out in the theaters til 20(FUCKING)13!!! TIL 2013!!! TIL 2013!!! WAIT THERES MORE IT IS BECAUSE THOSE FUCK ASSES ARE EDITING THE FLIM IN JANUARY(2012)so this whole SHIT does not make any FUCKING sense it is susposed to be out in the spring!!! or summer!!! and but I have a pretty fucking good idea why it is because of fucking scumballs!!!
WHAT???!!! They don't think we can handle that much Rob in one year? MOTHERFUCKERS! Someone is going to burn. I'm pissed the fuck off!
Is it weird that the bottom pic turns me on too ?
Absolutely not. And you know why? I will tell u!
Because we know what is flopping around inside those baggy red pants.
UNF
OMFG!!! I go MIA for a while, then finally have some time to check out some of the blogs... *BAM* I hear crickets when I visit RC, then while cruising the comments on bdm.org I see someone post that there is leaked footage of BD2 at BTBs Uncensored! Needless to say, I am so proud of you bitches!!! The blog looks kickass awesome!!! Keep up the GREAT work!!!
XOXOXOXOXO,
AZ_Chica_BTB
P.S. I want first dibs on the BTB Buddy's Schedule! ;-)
Oh thank God. I thought it would be weird. Anyways I'd bone that elf....
This sucks hairy balls! So, we now will only see Rob in Bel Ami and BD2 next year... Hopefully, the movie studio for Cosmo will change its mind!
OMFG! AM I DREAMING? IF I AM DON'T WAKE ME! IS IT REALLY YOU??
*starts sobbing*
You have no idea how much me/we have missed you!! NO WORDS!!!! We have been talking about you since we started this blog.
LOVE U! LOVE U! LOVE U! LOVE U! LOVE U!
MARCELA IS GOING TO HUMP YOU TO PIECES AND THEN I WILL GLUE YOU BACK TOGETHER AND HUMP YOU AGAIN!
All is right with the world again. I can breathe.
*takes deep breath*
X♥X♥X♥X♥
Put that energy to good use and ride the fuck off of your BTB Buddy!!! ;-)
I missed that in the movie entirely... WTF?!?!!!! I guess I will go see it again just for that part... LOL!!!
I like feisty, horny Leah best!!! RAwwwwwwwrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!
Such a dirty, dirty girl!!! Me likey! ;-) Mmmmmmwaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!!
I want my BTB Buddy to suck like a Hoover, pound like a hammer, and wet me like a garden hose!!!!! Just for starters, of course! LOL!
IKR. This is a total rape of the ass and I don't like (for the first time).
*giggles*
You know I will! GIDDY UP, BTB BUDDY!
I guess because I'm a Krisbian I was waiting and praying for it and I'll be damn if I didn't get it. It's very fast but ohhhh sooo good.
The BTB Buddy can be modified to any preference but I'm positive that those requirements of yours are already per-installed.
LMFAO!!! NO, Sweetie, you are NOT dreaming! It is really me.
I have missed you bitches like crazy, too! Several RL things have kept me away, especially work and being preggers, but I am back as much as time and health permits.
I have missed you and Marcela so, so much!!! I Fucking LOVE you bitches HARD!!!
Marcela can hump me all she wants.... Just promise me that you will use Rob's "glue" to put me back together! ;-)
I am finally home.... now bend over!!! **Slaps FB's ass HARD!!!**
Perfect! I will take 12 of him.... one for every month since I am sure to exceed the "wear and tear" on the warranty!!!
Not at all.... His BIG hands and feet say it all!!!!!
LMAO!!!
Maybe we will see a flash of Rob's/Edward's dick in BD2 as a consolation prize.... Please!!!
Atta Girl, Cowgirl style!!!
OMG! You're pregnant??!! CONGRATULATIONS!!! How are far are you?? A baby btb is on the way. Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
Now you know where to come & find us. But I would love it if you could be part of BTBs Uncensored. I know Marcela would LOVE IT!
Would you consider being a moderator/poster? You could do it anytime you wanted or had time to do it....nothing constraining or commanding because I know your schedule is getting even more hectic. It's just that you've been a BTB from the very beginning.
Please think about it.♥
I am a Krisbian, too, so how did I miss that flash???!!! I blame my hubby for seeing the movie with me... I was worried that he was going to start making stupid comments during the movie. I definitely will go without him next time!
I am positive he will make an excellent nanny for you in the future.
Oh fuck. Here's hoping for that!
*fingers crossed and legs spread*
I've been in the south too long. lol
That explains it! You were on BD1-guard. You won't miss it. It was so yummy! I put an extra bucket of love juice in my shammanties when I saw THE NIP.
Yes, I am knocked up! LOL! Remember a while back that I said that I wanted to be preggers by fall time? Well, BAM... I got my wish! I am due at the end of June (3 months along).
You know it! I will be commenting here, and here only!
Thanks for the invitation to be a mod/poster! I would be honored! Just give me another month to sort some shit out, then I think I can help my BTBs out. YAY!!!
I am so happy for you! Nothing but love & happiness for you and your growing family!
You take as long as you want! You just let us know when you're ready.
I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY RIGHT NOW!!
Excellent idea! It just so happens that I have an extra bedroom to have an in-house "manny"!!!
IMO, being down south is good... very good!!! ;-)
I will be sure to wear the pink shammanties that Marcela sent to me!!!
Congratulations on your pregnancy!!!! So happy for you! <333
You do know that his uniform looks like this, right?
It does have some good meaning. lol
You'll need it! And probably a big bucket to sit on. I ruined everyone's shoes in the theater. And I was in the lower level seating!!
Congrats AZ! June is a good baby month!!!
Oooooo pencil me in for some time with the BTB buddy!
Fuck me NOW!!! UNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks, PL-BTB!!! We are happy to be preggers, but this time around it has kicked my ass. My first was easy, breezy... FML!
Thanks, MegO-BTB!!! The running joke amongst our friends is that we only fuck only during a certain time of year since our first was born in July and this one is almost a July baby... Bastards!!! LOL!
Thanks, Hun! When are you getting knocked up???
I missed you all so much!!!
I AM SO, SO HAPPY TO BE BACK WITH Y'ALL!!!
LMAO!!!!!!
Always!!!
Sounds like my SIL her 2 daughters are a week shy of being 2 weeks apart. How is the pregnancy going? The hubby keeps saying he wants us to have another baby and I look at him like he has 3 heads.... LMFAO
I'm writing that down as an approval on the uniform for your BTB Buddy/Manny contract.
You should take your baby with you to see BD2 and say it's Renesemee. Ok, bad idea.
*drops head in shame for lame idea*
Not anytime soon! I just back down to a size 2/4. I'll adopt. lol
You have no idea how great it is to have you back!
Amen, Sista!!!
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
My baby should be the right size by the time BD2 hits the theaters... LOL!!!
I have not been feeling the greatest this 2nd time around the prego block. I am extremely tired most of the time, and I do not have much of an appettite. I am hoping this will all change soon as I start my 2nd trimester.
Tell your hubby that he can have the baby... LOL!!!
Aw, I thought that you'd be trying to have one by now... LOL!
**Blushes** Thanks, Sweetie! I am glad to have you back, too!!!
That's what I was thinking!!!
Great minds think alike!!!
Me next...me next! I need help stuffing my stockings...how soon can he cum over?
I hope it gets better for you! Yah no more babies here, I had hyperemesis with Alie so not fun!
That's what I told him and he just glared at me and then got Alie to come ask me for a baby brother.... *eye roll* her cuteness does not work on me!
How soon do you want him to CUM?
Well, considering my response to the other post - I NEED HIM STAT! Just so I can get my priorities back on track....1. Rob 2. BTB's 3. RL (which is really sucking right now)
It's not really sucky, you're just clumsy is all. *nudges BTB*
L♥VE YA BABE!
Off topic...I sent an email about Trumpet playing...did you get it?
I just checked and we haven't received an email yet.
Trumpet playing...eh? My interest is peaked!
I just resent it.
Just received the email. ☺
*LICKS LIPS* FUCK ME HARD!
missed ya I am so glad your here! :D
I need him to "help" me with my uh wrapping yeah thats it! OR unwrapping!
yeah the RL stuff BITES the big one!
woo where do I sign up?!!
no way there was some leakage sences from BD 2?! woo I want to check that out!
my sentiments exactly!!!
ha ha ahahhahaa!
it sucks HARD hairy balls!! I am SO pissed and by the way WELCOME BACK! yeah I hope by the grace of the GODS that they will decide to put Cosmopolis in the summer time also SWATH is attached to BD part 1 I saw the trailor EPIC that is all I gotta say!!!!
fuck yeah is it ever!!!! and I LOVE your comments and I LOVE YOU!
OHHHHOOOOO GOD PLEASE IF YOU LOVE US PLEEEEASE!!
Thanks babe! You and the rest of the BTBs inspire.
You all are my Muse. ☺
that goes ditto for me!!
oh lady you and me both!!! I AM SO FUCKING PISSED THOSE BITCHES I WANT TO RIP THEIR FUCKING BALLS and TITS off!!!
oh now that is a promise! LOL
yeeeeeeeeeeehawww ride'm cowgirl!!!
After we rip their tits and balls off let's decorate our Christmas tree!!! Whatcha think?
AMEN to that sista BTB!!
Howdy ma'am. lol
*smirks* hey what can I say ;)
*hands the paddle to FB and bends over*
Wrapping/fucking. Tomato/Tomahto.
We get the idea. ☺
Right here. *pulls up tee shirt* Just keep your name legible and between my nipples.
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