Dreams...WHAT THE FUCK? I know all you BTBs know what I'm talking about. From out of nowhere the weirdest fucking dreams climb inside your head at night and can mentally brain fuck you to death.My dream last night was so odd and disturbing I may need to seek counseling.
It started with myself having lunch with Brett Butler and her daughter. I would not stop telling them how amazing their eye makeup looked and now much they resembled Delta Burke. (I KNOW..WTF?!) The dream continued when I left them to go to work where my employer was Dog The Bounty Hunter and his brother. But instead of bounty hunting he owned a locksmith shop and he also produced their own line of caulking supplies (again, I know..WTF??!!) Well, Dog's son was my trainer and he gave me two manuals (I thought they were manuals) but turned out to be porno mags. I laid on my tummy and started skimming through the mags and giggling. Time past and day turned to night. Then Dog's son was outside the building and now he was a vampire (dressed like the 1940's vampire) and he was screaming at me through the window that he wanted me to come outside so he could kill me and marry me...yes, in that order. And that is how the dream ended. *shakes head in embarrassment & confusion*
I ask you BTBs, WHAT THE FUCK?! Please share any of your deranged dreams so I don't feel like such a freak. I have a feeling at no matter what you post I'll end up in the corner crying and sucking my thumb.
21 comments:
Moring! Yeah I have weird dreams which make no sense all the time when I actually do get sleep.
Take this dream as a positive! it's telling you this:
Your not afraid of looking at naughty pics and your dreams of being killed and turned into a vampire by a certain person is what you want!
Now go look at some Rob finger porn to get the image of Dog out of your head & smile away!
Lemons into lemonade! *smooch*
I guess
LMFAO! weird dream... i don't have dreams like that to share... just the old normal dream of wild sex with rob or just random images of the monstercock... but i think you don't need counseling... just the regular treatment of seeing lots of rob's pics and maybe go to the BTB center where you'll get all the treatment you need... "does naughty grin"
You're just bragging about your dreams. *wink*
*starts packing*
If anyone needs me I'll be at the BTB Clinic.
You inspired the newest post. Check it out and THANK U!
*smooch*
Wow...I need to get into treatment quick. I had a dream last night about wolf boy Sam sucking on my titties -ugh! Why??? Must look at more Rob pics before bed tonight...
LMFAO! And I thought my dream was. HOLY FUCK BALLS! I think we need to get you set up in our VIP suite at the BTB Clinic.
i'm SO honored!
muah!
to be honest they're not as frequent as i would like... i usualy dream about my past job... nobody wants that! maybe i'm traumatised, wait for me in the clinic!
I'm on my way....I think I'll come in by the rear entrance.
You got it! The doors are always open. ☺
*shudders* Karen that sounds like more of a nightmare to me!!!
I have really fucked up dreams.... seriously and there usually pretty scary, guy chasing me with a gun/knife ect type dreams.
I'd rather have your dreams then my stupid ass ones. Who the hell dreams about Dog The Bounty Hunter and Brett Butler??!! I'm going back to the clinic.
That's so weird! A recently weird dream I can remember is that I was a pokemon trainer & I was about to fight that kid Red? You know that kid with the red hair in some of the pokemon games? Anyway.. we were about to duel and he was like, "Im gonna go easy on you since there's a crowd." And I was like, "No. Give me everything you got!" -turns hat backwards- Then we start battling and we were going at it until woke up..
Did you see this little fella in your dream?
That sounded like a fun dream! Celebrities, vampires, and porn!
My most frequent dream is some sort of anarchy or apocalypse has happened, and I'm trying like hell to grab supplies. Weird eh?
I did dream of Rob once. Unfortunately nothing happened :(
I keep going to sleep and trying again tho!
That's no dream that's US government. You, we should all be doing that. lol
Hmm..there's has to be something we can do that will ensure a Rob dream every night. Let me think.....I FUCKIN' GOT IT!
Print this pic out and take it to Kinko's and have them blow up to a poster and "mount" on the ceiling over your bed. *see pic below* And imagine those are your black panties on his shoulder. I'm taking my own advice...be back in 20, headin' to Kinko's.
Sweet fuck hot dreams!
To kinkos!!
See you there! lol
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