Thursday, December 1, 2011

HEAR NO STRAIGHT, SEE NO STRAIGHT, SPEAK NO STRAIGHT



Of all the many mysteries in the world, this is not one of them. I need to file this post under "TOLD YA!"

I would never fuck any of the Jonas brothers...mainly because I don't have a dick. But with that said, I bet they make amazing shopping buddies!

119 comments:

LegHitchThis said...

LOL I can't tell either...

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

LHT!!!! I'M SO HAPPY YOU FOUND US!! I stalked you alittle on BDM.org. lol

But you are here now and that's all that matters! *hugz*

I see you are still doing your kick ass art work. LOVES IT! How's RL treating you?

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Looks like lil' Joe on the right just got nice big mouthful of yum-yum cream. He even looks surprised. SHOCKER!

LegHitchThis said...

Aw thanks for bringing me here! I missed you. Im so surprised you found me on BDM cause I dont comment on there too much ^^
& yup still doing my art :D Thank you! RL has been ighhht... I've been dealing with school and such. Im transferring to a new university. lol cant believe i was accepted. for my essay, I was writing about games and shit and creativity. it was cute tho. :P SO yuh.. next saturday I have to pick out classes. How has life been treating you?

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Congratulations! Is the University you wanted to go to originally?

Are you still rockin' your tees?

RL has been pretty great so far. *fingers crossed/knock on wood*

Aurora23 said...

Hear yuck, see yuck, and speak yuck!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

You said it sister!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Awww how cute, my niece had a cake topper with this ^^ the three Disney princesses, for her birthday...

LOL 

I have a riddle! What comes in 3, breath smells like dick, singing like dorks and it's dumber than rocks?!?! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LHT!!!!!! Welcome!!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Congrats love!!!! 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

LMFAO!You couldn't just sneak in here quietly, you had kick the door in and make me chock on my bottled water!

You sure know how to enter a room! *stands up and applauds BTB*

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

IKR!! I've missed her and her amazing artwork!  I tell you what these BTBs are so talented...in and out of the bedroom. Never hurts to learn a trade.

LegHitchThis said...

Aw thank you! :D♥

LegHitchThis said...

Thanks :D Yeah I wanted to go. Ive just been chilling at a community college for like 3 thousand years.
& I still rock the 1 tee I have. Im gonna make a new one :]
Im glad everything is good with you.

Aurora23 said...

Omfg hahahaha!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

*Bows* Thank you!!! *blows kisses* 

I hate those fuckers! LOL

LegHitchThis said...

Omg! I know the answer! It's the Joe bros!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

*Throws confetti* 

LOL You got it!!!! 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

You and me both. I just want to shove a tampon up their pee hole and put them on a deserted island.

MegO said...

I'm with you 2, I can't fucking stand these queens! I hate them more than Bieber and that says A LOT!!!

MegO said...

How could anyone honestly think they were straight???? My respect for Ashley went down when she was dragging around her new shopping buddy and passing him off as her boyfriend. Fuck his jeans were more girly than Ashley's!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I just don't see manly sexy in any of these guys. I said it before and I'll say it again (just hope I don't get banned this time) if I had to have sex with a Jonas I would rather have sex with a real woman..KRISTAN and not some douche bag wannabe.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

She only went with Joe because it extended her wardrobe. They both wear the same size. And Joe has more skinny jeans then Ashley.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Where the hell is Leah? I just got a message from her that said she was headed this way. Bitch get lost? lol

MegO said...

FB I'm with you there and I read the comments from the Joe thread on the fucktard site and if you were banned from that, they can stick a cucumber up their asses! So much for free speech eh?

MegO said...

Good point FB! Do you think he tucks or is he post op? There is so no way he has a dick bigger than my pinky finger if he's wearing those jeans! Fuck my clit hurt looking at some of them!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I was blown away by it. But I'm not angry, look where we're at now. FUCKIN' A! WOOP! WOOP!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Banned? By whom?! LOL We own the place! Fuck those faggots! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!! Maybe it's dark... Did you give her the night vision goggles? LOL

PinkLady_BTB® said...

The Jonas Brothers?! Meh. Not my cup of tea

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I didn't want to have to share this but there are pix that have been leaked of Joe's mangina. Brace yourself, it's more disturbing then Nikki Reeds mole.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I ♥ U

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

We might be beyond that. We have to tie a rope around and lead her here. It really is Christmas, we're the wise men.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Damn, I love that pic of Kris. WOOF!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

*faints*

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

That pic is not for the faint of heart.

*props BTB up and starts fanning her*

SOMEONE GRAB MY SMELLING SALTS OUT OF MY PURSE!!!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

IT HAS TEETH! LOL

<♥K~K♥>WaitingOnBreakingDawn2! said...

Yuck. Fucking them would be like.....ugh i can't even talk about it.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

IKR! I don't care if I was drunk and I haven't had sex in 10 years..I still wouldn't go there. My fingers are way more sexy than those bitches.

<♥K~K♥>WaitingOnBreakingDawn2! said...

A wet noodle is sexier

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

LMAO! And everyone knows you can't doodle with a wet noodle.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

LOL! It's done taken you to a dark and nasty place, eh? You're not alone.

MegO said...

*shudders* Please keep those to yourself FB!

MegO said...

Much better place now with all the good people who love you and Marcela and don't give a fuck what your opinion is cause we're not always going to agree but we have big girl panties and can deal with it like grown ups! :)

MegO said...

Can we use whips too??? How about handcuffs??? *goes into closet* Everything is ready BTBs let's go on a rescue mission!

MegO said...

Fuck I just puked in my mouth! 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

IKR! LOL

She's lucky, she finally arrived. But she still has to get spanked.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

LMAO!! I'm sorry! If you have a fucked up dream please post in the post about fucked up dreams. lol

<♥K~K♥>WaitingOnBreakingDawn2! said...

A deep dark nasty place

<♥K~K♥>WaitingOnBreakingDawn2! said...

Lmao

MegO said...

I'll make sure to post it! Thankfully the hubby is off tomorrow so if I'm tired from my nightmares I can make him goto starbucks for me! :)

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

There ya go! lol

leahreallyitis said...

*gets brain cleaner for <3K~K<3* HA HA HA HA HA!

leahreallyitis said...

I agree they would make great shopping buddies! someone to hold your purse and someone to go get this pair of jeans in a size 10(for me!)

leahreallyitis said...

how about the DARK RECESS LOL!!

leahreallyitis said...

LMAO!!

leahreallyitis said...

HA HA HA HAHA!

leahreallyitis said...

LMFAO!!

leahreallyitis said...

oh please my bff's sister thinks Joe Jonas is hot! and I thought to myself WHY?!!!!! of all fucking people THIS MANGINA?!

leahreallyitis said...

ITS SEXY!

leahreallyitis said...

hellooooooooo!!! I'm here!!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

We all know it's a fact that most gays have fashion-dar. They can put an outfit together from a potato shack and ball of twine! And they can make it WORK! *snaps fingers*

leahreallyitis said...

ha ha h ahahaha yeah in the shape of Rob's cock!

leahreallyitis said...

ha haha h a hahaha!!

leahreallyitis said...

*waves* hey!!!

leahreallyitis said...

*bends over* spank away......ooohoooo yes!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

This has been a long time cumming. *pushes Leah against the wall*

Brace yourself. *wiggles eyebrow*

leahreallyitis said...

I know it was SO fucking wrong I still love her though she was not thinking clearly but thank the fucking gods she has Jackson now!

leahreallyitis said...

LMAO!!!

leahreallyitis said...

his dick is SO small you need a magnifying glass to look at it!

leahreallyitis said...

yeah I'd say so!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

You might not have wanted to look at that pic so early in the morning. You'll never be able to keep any food down for the rest of the day.

leahreallyitis said...

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa FUCK!!! that scary!!!

leahreallyitis said...

*goes to get smelling saltz* for FB

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Told ya.

leahreallyitis said...

oh my god how cute is that xD

leahreallyitis said...

hey HOT MAMA! *hugs*!

leahreallyitis said...

I don't like them either they are ALL manginas!

leahreallyitis said...

can I help!

leahreallyitis said...

JB is SUCH a woman!

leahreallyitis said...

AMEN BTB!!

leahreallyitis said...

LOL!!!

leahreallyitis said...

AMEN to that!

leahreallyitis said...

my sentiments exactly!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Absolutely! *hands BTB some latex gloves*

leahreallyitis said...

aaaaawwww! LOL

leahreallyitis said...

yeah I missed her too!! I wish I was that talented I can do little things like different styles of writing self taught my mom was very artistic and so are my sisters

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

That's awesome!

<♥K~K♥>WaitingOnBreakingDawn2! said...

HEY HEY! You found this pretty, new site! Let the f bombs fly

leahreallyitis said...

WELCOME! so good to see ya babe!

leahreallyitis said...

congrats!!! good luck at the new school :D

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Here you go. Pass it around.

LegHitchThis said...

lol!

LegHitchThis said...

Wow that makes sense! :O

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

You know me. The voice of common sense. NOT! LOL

LegHitchThis said...

Aw thank you! :D

LegHitchThis said...

"in & out of the bedroom"  Im dying! But aw you warmed my heart :]

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Good! *smooch* lol

LegHitchThis said...

Hey :D*hugs*

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