NO FUCKING JOKE!!!
I WANNA BE KINGSLEY'S BEST FRIEND!!
My favorite quotes:
"The Motharfucka Cullen's walk into the cafeteria like a bunch of bad bitches..."
"Bitch, it's the fluorescents..."
"Nigga, you're fucking with my emotions..."
"Fucking hot fucking mess, he has a weave"
"I really think they were about to rape her ass..."
"Like a motherfucker cheeta on crack..."
"Glistening and turning into Ke$ha and shit..."
"because she is fucking idiot cunt..."
"Oh shit! WTF is gonna happent next? Gotta watch New Moon Mothafuckas!"
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
I laughed so hard I may have peed a little!!!
101 comments:
Kingsley is a BTB. He just doesn't know it yet. lol
HOLY FUCK! You gotta post the NM, Eclipse and BD spoilers of his. I would have rather watched these videos then read the books. LOL
Oh BTB, you always find them hidden gems! THANK GOD!
O/T for sec I AM SO FUCKING WAAAAAYYYY BEYOND PISSED OFF just found out that when BA hits the theaters in North America it will PG FUCKNG 13!!!!!! because they want the GOD DAMN TEENS TO SEE IT!!! ya know what I say to that FUCK.THEM. this movie is for US WOMEN ONLY okay now back on topic this vid is SO funny!
yep he is! this is funny!
helloooooo anyone here come out come out where you are come BTB's!
That's some stinky bullshit. I don't see how BA is going to show it's full potential with a PG-13 rating. This movie is about a player of sex not a player in the sandbox. I guess we'll be waiting for the good version of this movie on dvd also.
Did SM write BA? That might explain it. lol
*goes over and hugs Leah* We'll get through this. Wanna go set some of the executives cars on fire? Sounds like fun, right? ☺
Mornin' Hunny Bunny! ☺
Thats bullshit! I want to see some thrusting!!!
Good morning Bitches =)
This is what I want and please feel free to add to this list.
BA GOTTA HAVE LIST:
♥SWEATY ASS THRUSTING
♥BREAST GRABBING AND NIPPLE SUCK
♥SIMULATED BLOW JOB/VAG MUNCH
♥GRINDING MISSIONARY POSITION
♥HIP ROTATING GIRL ON TOP
♥MOANS AND SCREAMS AND LOTS OF PROFANITY YELLING
♥SLOW AND GRAPHIC UNDRESSING
♥TONGUES TEASING LIPS
♥AGGRESSIVE SEX-PUSHING/PULLING/GRABBING
♥PRE-CUM DRIPPING AND CUM SHOT (TOO MUCH? NAH.)
Mornin' Sugar Tits! *wink*
Im up im up what's crackin' y'all? Whoa i need to get outta the south for a while.
Mornin' babe! Leah gave us some bad news about BA. Brace yourself and get ready to start throwing shit around the room. We started without you...SORRY!
*hands KK♥BTB a vase*
That hat's killing me
IKR! I got one similar to that one when I went skiing in Colorado but I don't think I pulled it off like he did. He fashioned that bitch and his CZ earrings. lol
*throws vase* I'm pissed! I'm 20 years old for fuck's sake! I'm old enough and I want to see some fierce thrusting, dammit! Who gives two shits about what teeny boppers see. They can go watch Hannah Montana for all I care.
OMG this shit is too funny!
fuck! i've never heard someone say fuck so many times!
i think my fav part is: "bella wakes up in the hospital and they're telling people she fell down two flights of stairs and out a window... *blinks in disbelief*
lol
IKR! And we all say "fuck" alot! I feel in love with him. lol
are you fucking kidding??? i'm just grabbing my gun and then i'm on my way to the airport... i'm so killing this bastards! why GOD? why???
Let me know your flight # and maybe we can meet up at a layover.
i think you covered it all... now lets get some signatues and send them a petition...
*hands Mariana♥BTB a pen* Let's get this done. *wink*
yes! BTB united for murder!
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LOL!
lol we should call him to our parties
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He would fit in perfect here! I left a comment on his youtube video page. We need another crazy bitch here! And that crazy bitch as a dick! How cool is that??!!! lol
GOOD MORNING BTBs!!!! 8:22am in Vegas and I'm ready to start humping all my BTBs!!!
LOL!!!!! Fuck! it's funny!!
Mornin' Lover! *blows kiss 2 BTB*
Awwww I'm glad you love him as much as I do!!! It must be a BTB Thang! LOL
LOL!!!!! I was gonna tell him he got a shout out too!!! LOL Evil minds think alike!!!! I love you, and I love him!!!!!
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG I'm snorting like a motherfucker, seriously!!!! LOL!!!!!!
He is a RIOT! And you can just tell how he is just talking about it free-handed without a script because he just goes off!
Yes they do.*evil grin* Love U MORE!
Oh no! I hope your mocha or cappuccino doesn't come squirting out of your nose! It's funny as fuck but burns like hell.
WHAT IM SO PISSED!
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I know! It sucks balls!!!!!
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Good morning babe!!!
EVERYONE!!! IT'S OKAY. We're use to Marcela doing that so we have a huge stock of replacement monitors in the back.
g'mornig!!! Sugar buns!
G'morning Hunny bunny!!!! *smooches*
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WHAT!
ROFLMFAO! We really have to get you a helmet.
Oh no you dodn't! Call me! I've got my gun ready!
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OH NO YOU DI'INT! LMAO!
I swear to God I think I have a lung stuck in my throat. I am laughing so fucking hard. Thank God I put on my 24 hour under eye concealer. But I don't think it's waterproof. lol
LOL!!!! I know Its HILARIOUS!!!!
Thanks... I must control my temper... ARGH
LOL!!!!!
I know, my head hurts... But I was so mad! Who new plastic containers bounce! Fuck me!
LOL!
LOL!!!!
Oh Yes I did! *swings arms* I'm gonna ghetto on this mofos! LOL
Maybe it was made from Rubbermaid. lol
I think I just came A LOT! FUCK!
Ooh, that's gotta hurt. lol
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This is me..... LOL
I'm with you then! Let me grab my gun.
Air hump it baby girl! LOL
Are you trying to kill me today? LMFAO!
Dude! I'm in such a good mood today!! LOL
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Me 2!!! The sun is shining and just a good vibe out there today. LOVE YA BABE!
But you might want to rethink that silk or satin suit. lol
Oh my coffee still brewing...
I'm ok, still dancing (aka billy) LOL
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lol!!!!
I'm ok!
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NEVER!!!!! LOL that's me... Well my shadow *air humps slowly*
You're this happy b4 your coffee? You are in a good mood!
LOL!!!!
lmao
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Let's go!!
I don't know if I'm going to choke, pee myself, fart or poop! Or maybe all the above. Oh, my cheeks hurt from laughing so hard. LOL
You're right! It may get cold! LOL
Save that sexy bitch for the Spring.
Spring of 1985? LOL!!!!
morin!
ha ha hahahahahaa!! love it! that is SO me!!
those MOTHER FUCKERS I want to cut their balls off who wants to help me LOL
oh man I expressed my anger on the robsessed site someone told me to calm down I'm like calm down does not exist in my world right now I want to hang them by their balls!
LMAO!!
I want to hunt them down but seriously why the hell cast him in the first place if it was "a risk" *rolls eyes* I fuckin don't believe it!!
Sure. I have a few bald spaces on the Christmas to fill. Balls would work perfectly.
girl I agree!! we are ALL women here and we deserve some serious NAKED Rob!
*gets molasses, rope, and ants* to take to San Deigo to tie down the ceo's of SUMSHIT and pour molasses over them and ants and leave them there to suffer!
LOL!
LOL!! @ Brad Pitt this movie looks funny!
morning BTB!
woooo sugar tits! and sugar buns mmmmmm ;)
I'm comin with ya! *gets rope, and knife to cut balls off*
right on!!
ha ha hahaha!
right behind ya!
lol
you got that right! i'm so tired of the "almost naked"... I WANNA SEE HIS PENNIS!!!
LMAO
lol
REALLY cool! i hope he comes!
IKR! How incrediballs would that be??!!
Got your back baby! LOL
Oh Hell yeah bitches!! LOL
Fuck this guy is fucking funny for fuck sakes!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyLFhk-vzfU
His BD part 1 spoiler! LMFAO
LOL!!!!! They are sooooo awesome!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!
He's one of us!!!!
Really fucking cool!
They are!!! I think we need to have Kingsley posts!!! He fucking cracks me up!
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