Sunday, December 4, 2011

THE BTB BUDDY AT YOUR SERVICE!


With Christmas fast approaching we wanted to offer all the help we could to help speed up and finish all your Christmas chores you may have.

We've enlisted the help of our very own and exclusive BTB BUDDY! He will do it all! Wrap gifts, send out greeting cards, put up the tree, bake cookies, clean your home, entertain your children and yes, he will FUCK you so hard and long that it will be November 16, 2012 before you know it.



Just think how wonderful it would be to have him stuff your stockings.


Did he miss a spot? Yeah, MY SPOT!

The kids will love his hijinks!

ACT FAST! The BTB Buddy's schedule is FILLING up fast!

What more could you ask for? Seriously! I want to know what more you would ask for.