NOTHING.
Holy Shit!!!
Have you tried the "Fifty Shades Generator"?
What's that? you ask!
Well, here is a little preview!
Fifty Shades
Generator
“Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his one-eyed milkman made my vertical moisture salivate like a hungry pig at a trough. When he removed his love muscle from my brown eye, he was pleasantly surprised to see a colon cobra staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to devour the Mr. Hanky off his balony pony. By now, my meat purse was leaching like there was a midget inside me with a super soaker. The feeling of his Da Vinci load salivating down my throat got my tuna tunnel tears flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. My vaginal bacon buffet was trembling like a tasered slab of chopped liver.”
You just click and it randomly chooses a paragraph for you!
I fucking love it!!!! LOL
Here is another one:
“The unrelenting orgasms from his giggle stick slamming my hairy spunk dungeon made me come so hard, I began sweating like a fat slag in a disco. After having my vaginal bacon buffet pounded, he then proceeded to plow my mavis fritter. The pounding makes me squirt my spaff all over his clunger. My tuna canal was trembling like Michael J. Fox licking a car battery. By now, my cod canyon was seeping like a broken coffee maker."
Just when you think it can't get any worse,
IT DOES!!!
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