Showing posts with label Kstewy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kstewy. Show all posts

Friday, September 14, 2012

THIS IS: THE VENTING POST.

Got to vent?

Then this is your place to do it!

Let those feelings flow, and tell us what is really bothering you... borrow our ear and allow us to bitch with you.

Well, my vent for today is that I feel like crap. I woke up at 3am with my throat on fire, hangover and feeling like death with head to toe body ache... I feel so pretty <----Heavy sarcasm

My second vent is Jackson Rathboner. He choose Nikki Reed as the Godmother of his child...

Third, no Rob sex tape yet? FUCK!!!

And lastly, I don't know what to think about Kristen's latest try to get Rob back...
Hmmmm I think I like it, a little desperate, but hot as fuck! LOL


Rob?
What do you say?


Thursday, September 6, 2012

Kristen @ TIFF

WOW!

She looks beautiful.
Definitely looks like she lost some weight.




THE CIRCLE OF TRUTH

Yep. I knew this day would come and we would see this.

Kristen is truly suffering the loss of Rob. She's done injured herself masturbating.

Kristen, no matter how hard you shove your fingers in it will never substitute the jack-hammering you once got from Rob.



A message from Rob's dick to Kristen's Cooter:



KRISTEN'S ON THE MOVE!

Rumors are swirling that the two are talking and a reconciliation could happen.


With Kristen clearly wearing a tee that Rob wore is she forging forward with her love for Rob or just being a DESPERATE DEBBIE??!!

And what the fuck is with the glasses?? I don't know if I hate them or love them. Is this Kristen's way of confusing us again??






The part of me that is still very angry at her is thinking this:




But the other part of me that has let go of the anger says this:


What do we think about this BTBs?????


Thanks, BTB♥Karen for the heads up on Kristen!
L♥ves ya!

Sunday, September 2, 2012

AWKWEIRD!!!

I had a total brain fart last night.

All BTBs that saw Adventureland raise your hand.

I thought so.

All BTBs think about Kristen's character in Adventureland and tell me what what makes you go..WTF!!!

Again, I thought so.


If I'm not mistaken didn't Em (Kristen's character) have a boyfriend and then was busted for seeing a married man, Mike Connell (Ryan Reynold's character).

This is spooky!

Is this art imitating life or life imitating art??


Yeah. We know.

Fuck yeah we're drinking drugs!

Smoking and swallowing them takes too long to get in our system!


I'm totally freakin' over this!


Monday, August 20, 2012

Breaking News! Kristen Stewart Spotted!

Hello Bitches!

Errrr, Kristen was not really spotted, but this is funny as fuck!

I wanna start by saying I DO NOT condone Kristen behavior, and my heart still breaks for Rob. BUT, if you have never cheated raise your hand...

I'm done hating Kstew. I followed my own advise "build a bridge, and get over it". I got over it.

Whether they get back together or not, 
Kstew... I still love you.


And Rob, if you need rebound sex, BTBs are OPEN for business *wiggles eyebrows*




Monday, July 2, 2012

Happy Holiday Moan-Day!!!

Most of my stupid co-workers are off this short week... but because I'm taking a vacation in a few weeks I was forced to stay!! *WAILS*


Well, at least I have my beautiful BTBs to keep me company! 


Let's celebrate this sunny MoanDay with the best Manips out there:


My favorites below~


LOL So, she likes "The Pleaser"


And she can do it solo...
UNF~

Saturday, June 23, 2012

HAPPY SATURDAY!! Krisbian Edition:

It's Saturday bitches!! 
And if you have merciless children like me, you been up since 7am...


What a better way to start this awesome day, than with a bit of Krisbianism!


A big FUCK YOU to the haters!


She is beautiful, and we are all Krisbians with pride.


Enjoy!!!






And last, but not least...


BOOBS!!!

Thursday, June 21, 2012

I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE.....

BOOBIES!!!!!
And not just any boobies, but the Queen's boobies!!!

FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK MEEEEEEEEEE

So when is this movie coming out again???
I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT!!!



Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Kristen New Photo-shoot!!

Good God!
She looks beautiful, flawless...






Love them all... BUT
WTF IS THIS?!?!

WHY PUT THESE EARRINGS ON HER?

POOR KSTEW, HER EARS WILL LOOK LIKE BUDDHA'S IF THEY DON'T PULL THEM OUT QUICK!!!!

FUCKING "FASHION'S" FREAKS

Friday, May 18, 2012

OH NO SAM CLAFLIN, YOU DIDN'T!

HAPPY FRIDAY BTB's!!!                                 So apparently "The Prince" from SWATH has a little co-star crush on Kristen...    Can you blame him? I sure can't, our Kristen is gorgeous. But does the handsome prince knows she's taken?!
So What does our Rob has to say about this?!?!




Am I the only one getting all HOT and BOTHERED with angry ROB?!?!
Pissed and aggressive Rob does things to me I can't really explain... But this gif says it all

Monday, May 14, 2012

Kristen at the SWATH Premier!

Holy Shit she looks gorgeous!!!

I'll add more pics as they appear!





She is truly the Fairest of Them All...
You look amazing Kristen!

This is the dress she's wearing:

I can't wait to see better pics of Kristen's flawless legs! 

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Just in: From MTV Fuckers...


JUST ANNOUNCED: Kristen Stewart, Emma Stone, and more will present at the MTV Movie Awards on June 3!

Why... WHY?!?!?!?!

To get all Twi-tards to watch the damn show?!?

Fuck you MTV!!! 

*hangs head in shame*
Now I'll have to watch it to see some KStew...

I hate you MTV, I truly do.