Kellan Lutz Interested To Star in Fifty?!?!

Why NOT???!!!

UNF, I have the hots for Kellmet... even if he fucks hoes LOL

He recently said in an interview he would not be opposed to star in our awaited film FIFTY SHADES!

Read more below:

Kellan Lutz is ready to jump from one franchise into another.
The affable actor, 27, who plays Edward (Robert Pattinson)’s adopted brother Emmett in the Twilight series, has been shortlisted for a role in the E.L. James erotic thriller that has captured the imaginations of women worldwide.
But first, he has to study up to learn whether he prefers to play wealthy businessman Christian Grey or his adopted brother, Elliot.
“I haven’t read the books,” he confesses this week during the iD gum launch event held in NYC. “I give it all to the fans. They’ve told me ‘you’ve got to be Elliot.’ I think that’s his name. I did some research, and that would be a fun role. I mean, it’s very similar. They told me he’s [got] blonde hair, light eyes, big build and young at heart.”
He adds, “It seems very easy, and very much like my Emmett character. If they want me, I would love to entertain it, and I probably should read the books. It would be fun.”

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I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT! 

I NEED TO KNOW!!!

HOLY.FUCK.BALLS.

Does anyone know the "small" cameo part that EL wrote herself in for Fifty????

I've been running every character I can remember through my head that could be her and I'm coming up with a big fucking BLANK!!

I NEED TO KNOW!!!!

Ryan Gosling to be our Christian Grey?!

FROM SOURCE:

Rumors have been floating around about who will star as Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele in the upcoming racy movie "Fifty Shades of Grey."

Author E.L. James has not said anything about who will officially be cast, but her husband recently spoke out saying that "Drive" star Ryan Gosling is actually up for the role.

According to NOW magazine, James' husband Niall Leonard said that "last he heard," Gosling, 31, was in the frame to play the role of Christian.

It could be that Leonard just heard Gosling as a huge fan favorite and thought he was in the running for the film, but he would know more of the inside story than any of us.

"The role of the sadomasochistic billionaire seems to be man-of-the-moment Ryan Gosling's to turn down. But the 'Drive' star may take some persuading," The Sun newspaper claimed.

Other stars were rumored to be in talks for the Christian Grey role.

"Superman" Henry Cavill was reportedly in preliminary talks with the producers of "Fifty Shades," Michael De Luca and Dana Brunetti.

According to Policy Mic, Cavill met De Luca in early July at Luca's office in Culvar City, Cali., where Cavill was promoting his upcoming movie "Man of Steel" at Comic-Con San Diego. Rumors claim "The Tudors" actor was seen coming in and out of De Luca's home/office while wearing Christian Grey's signature plaid shirt and five o'clock shadow.

According to several recent reports, "The Vampire Diaries" star Ian Somerhalder was reportedly traveling to Los Angeles to meet with "Fifty Shades" people around two weeks ago.

He revealed this information to his fans at "The Vampire Diaries" Convention in New Jersey.

Which one of these guys do you think should play Christian Grey: Ryan Gosling, Ian Somerhalder, or Henry Cavill? Share your thoughts below!

VIEW THE ARTICLE HERE

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SO, BTBs?

YAY, or NAY?! 

I love Ryan Gosling, but to play CG?... What happend to Matt Bomer? or Henry Cavill?

 AND ROB of course!?

I Fucking Love This, but...

NOTHING.

Holy Shit!!!

Have you tried the "Fifty Shades Generator"?

What's that? you ask!

Well, here is a little preview!

Fifty Shades
Generator
“Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his one-eyed milkman made my vertical moisture salivate like a hungry pig at a trough. When he removed his love muscle from my brown eye, he was pleasantly surprised to see a colon cobra staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to devour the Mr. Hanky off his balony pony. By now, my meat purse was leaching like there was a midget inside me with a super soaker. The feeling of his Da Vinci load salivating down my throat got my tuna tunnel tears flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. My vaginal bacon buffet was trembling like a tasered slab of chopped liver.”

You just click and it randomly chooses a paragraph for you!

I fucking love it!!!! LOL

Here is another one:

“The unrelenting orgasms from his giggle stick slamming my hairy spunk dungeon made me come so hard, I began sweating like a fat slag in a disco. After having my vaginal bacon buffet pounded, he then proceeded to plow my mavis fritter. The pounding makes me squirt my spaff all over his clunger. My tuna canal was trembling like Michael J. Fox licking a car battery. By now, my cod canyon was seeping like a broken coffee maker."

Just when you think it can't get any worse,

 IT DOES!!!

TRY IT HERE

(you know you can't resist clicking my links! LOL)

Will Ferrell & Zach Galifianakis Read '50 Shades of Grey'

I doesn't get any sexier than this! LOL

Feel it baby Christian!

LMFAO!!!!

Just when I thought I couldn't love Will Ferrell any more!!!

OH, HELL NO!!!

WHAT.THE.FUCK.

I am in shock,

WHO in their right mind would say this:

"Joe Jonas is the perfect Christian Grey"

Stab me in the vagina with a pitchfork and end my pain!

THIS: is not hot.

THIS: Is HOT!!!

So many things I have seen while making this post... Things that can never be unseen...

But I must share... LOL!!


See the nastiness HERE

Sorry Rob, I have no words...

Visit the delusional site HERE

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Christian Grey!!!

Today is Mr. Kinky's Birthday!!

What a better way to celebrate it, than with his favorite girls! The BTB's!!!

Let's grab each other's tits and sing for our man!

♪♫Happy Birthday Mr. Grey♪♫

It's your birthday!

Do whatever you want to us! 

We are kneeling and ready, inside the Red Room of Pain!!! 

UNF!!!!! 
*Thanks FB for always being on top of me... err I mean of things ♥

Fifty Shades of... WHAT?!?!

My dear bitches,


You all know how fond I am of the Fifty Shades Trilogy, since way back! When it used to be MOTU (like many of you!). I love it! Loved the books! I Cried like baby,  grinned like an idiot, humped like a bunny and even chuckled like a crazy person with playful fifty (no one can resist him). 
I ♥ FIFTY SHADES!!! 
But also, I see the books for what they are: Well written FanFic
Even Icy AKA E.L. James said she's no literary queen.


So with that said, I understand these books are not for everyone and some people out there are already hating!... Well, I also know funny when I see it. And this my friends its FUNNY!!


I present you

A tumblr/blog that will make your sides hurt from laughter 

Here are some of my favorites:

***MORE LOLZ AFTER THE BREAK!!

WE GOT MAIL!

Oh! The LOVE!!!


We always get so happy when you send us your feedback!


Letting  us know how much we rock your world, every time we put  smile on your face or moist your panties! 


Because that's what you all do to us, you brighten our days, by being who you are! You make us so HAPPY!


We love you BTBs! 


Here is what our friend TeamIdDoRPatz wrote us:

Awww Thank you TeamIdDoRPatz! 


I'm so glad you liked the book! 

And we LOVE you too!!! *Wet Smooches* 

PS: FUCK YEAH! FIFTY SHADES IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!

FIFTY SHADES! Is that you Mr. Gray?!

In an interview this morning, Ian Somerhalder said he is interested in playing "Christian Gray" For the LOVED "Fifty Shades Trilogy"

FROM SOURCE:
On Casting Rumors “Fifty Shades of Grey”
“Potentially. I absolutely would be up for that. I have the book and I just started reading it. That would be a pretty incredible thing, and hopefully that could pan out, I think.” He affirms, “Yes, beyond the shadow of a doubt I think that would be a phenomenal opportunity!”

I'm not gonna lie, I did get wet when I heard this.

He is on my TOP 5 Christian Gray, sooooo

*Squeal*

FIFTY TAKES OVER THE WORLD!!!

E. L. James in "Today" on NBC! She's Awesome 

Here are some of the newest magazine Covers~ 

Stay Tuned! She will be on Good Morning America & 20/20 

Thanks Aurora23 for the e-mails & the amazing Spy Work!!!! ♥♥♥

FIFTY SHADES VIDEO!!!!!

BE READY TO PEE YOURSELF LAUGHING!!!!

OMG You evil genius who made this!

I vow to your awesomeness!!!

What... WHAT?!?!?!?

Kristen Stewart Talks Twilight-Inspired Fifty Shades of Grey—Is She Up for the Racy Lead Role?!

From Eonline.com

 Forget the lame Breaking Dawn sex scene: There's a new, deliciously dirty novel set for the big screen—ya know, the Twilight-Inspired fan fiction Fifty Shades  Of Gray —and we're oh so excited for casting to begin on this trashy franchise takeover.But turns out, our dream team—Robert Pattinson  and Kristen Stewart , duh—just might be up for the pornographic parts!So, what did Stewart spill about the racy role?
"It's funny—I heard about it yesterday. Rob [Pattinson] and Wyck [Godfrey], our producer, were talking about it," K.Stew dished to EW when asked about the raunchy role. "I've heard it's quite sexy, very titillating."

Quite sexy? That's the understatement of the year, babe. The book is dirty, graphic and sexually explicit in every way—so much so that even an R rating might be difficult to nab without some serious watering down of the sexual substance.But the racy read sounds right up K.Stew's badass alley—it's got all the deliciously dirty deets Stephenie Meyer was too timid to pen.So, will Stewart read the story inspired by her Bella counterpart?"Hell, yeah!" she admitted with total enthusiasm!.

We're so thrilled Stewart's behind the project, titillating tone and all. We would kill to see a real Robsten sex scene between Twilight-inspired characters Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele—after all, the cheesy Twilight forbidden love is gettin' real old.   
But as deliciously dirty as the novel may be, author E.L. James insists it's a love story with loads of mainstream appeal."It's a romantic fantasy story...I don't see it as erotica. I see it as a contemporary romance," James explained to EW.
She also elaborated on the racy nature of the read: "Yes, it's quite graphic, but when people fall in love they have sex. Well, actually, they have a lot of sex...It's for ordinary women who like some spicy sex."Mommy porn at its finest! And it's about time a super hot romance hit the big screen.So, let's get this casting couch in full swing!What say you, Awful readers? Are Pattinson and Stewart the obvious choices? Or do you have someone else in mind for the raunchy roles?


WELL HERE @ BTB UNCENSORED WE VOTE:
FUCK YEAH!!!!!


**Thanks AZ_Chica_BTB for the news!!!**

OH FIFTY!!!!

So, as we celebrate the dream becoming a reality...

I give you our Rob as Fifty 

AKA Christian Gray 

and Kstewy as Anastasia Steele 

*swoons*

Now, if Rob and Kristen's characters are too close to real life to play them...


WHO SHOULD PLAY FIFTY AND ANA?!?!?!
Leave your suggestions below my horny twat waffles! *smooches* <3

Spank me Wednesday!

OH Fifty...

Edward Cullen, or Christian Gray... 

For me? it will always be Rob

Who's reading it? What chapter? Book or Fic? 

and what's you favorite part?

I have to say, my favorite part is *SPOILER WARNING*

In MOTU when Edward thinks Bella is leaving and kneels in front of her.. I literally had snot coming out from all holes from crying so fucking much!!! OH MY FIFTY!!!! 

Here is a hot video to make it spicy!

Wanna CHAT? Come'on down to the chat and talk Fifty with us.