So, a porn version, of the porn version of Twilight...
I might just have to buy it...
for investigation purposes.
Suuuuuure LOL!!!!
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Wtf? I'll pass on buying that but M you can tell me how it is!
My vent for the week is basically "FUCK YOU" to people who don't care about anything but themselves! Being selfish will lead them to a lifetime of loneliness! Rot in it selfish assholes!
My vent is for the nay-sayers that are dissing the womens boxing in the Olympics - I'm happier to see it there than the ribbon gymnastics... Its just another glass ceiling that has been crashed through! http://ww1.hdnux.com/photos/14/47/30/3307020/3/628x471.jpg
I just spotted this and figured its perfect for a friday http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/50+shades+of+lego.+This+is+the+description_95e320_3994371.jpg
My vent.... I'm a bad fucking BTB I know! I miss you bitches and if Marcela hadn't tweeted today and tagged me in it so I got the e-mail I probably wouldn't have checked the site today.... things are just so busy! Austin's bday is the 16th and my in laws gave him his present early.... which so happens to be 3 airsoft guns! Then hubby went and bought him a quad without consulting me and our decision had been they have to save money for half but now he just gave it to Austin last night. I have to go get Aus his present today cause party is Sunday.... have to make Mountain Dew cupcakes. Hubby's bday was the 8th and I got him a mini fridge filled with Miller beer and Pepsi. But now with all these guns and quads 90% of my time is spent supervising kids outside. Is it bad to say I cannot wait till Sept 4th when the kids goto school? I think I need to clone myself.... Or figure out how to use Disqus on my iPhone.... we need a BTB app like the Facebook one cause I can check Facebook easy! lol.
I do love ya bitches! None of my post made sense I'm guessing but oh well...lol.
Here's a shirt that might make you feel better. Easiest thing is tell him you have to return all the Miller and Pepsi for a refund, to pay for the hospital visits!!!
I'm sorry, you made me LOL with the, "But now with all these guns and quads 90% of my time is spent supervising kids outside." No kidding! Um, I want a Mountain Dew cupcake!! And when you get the clone thing figured out...CALL ME! Cause I'll want one, too. Or two...
I just had a suck ass week as usual...I think my husband PMS' more than my 3 daughters and me...looking forward to see Master Robnext week! My DVR'S are set!
Yah sucks cause we live out of town on 80 acres before I could leave the boys to do their own thing a lot of times and go out when Alie is out.... that way I can actually get shit done.... now I'll be out there all the time and my house will probably look like shit...lol.
Ya if I get the clone thing figured out I'll be cloning Rob and kidnapping the real one cause well the real thing is always better! lol.
I think we'll all feel a little better when we see his gorgeous face next week...side note, I hope he hasn't started smoking again....that would be a bummer...
He is myown version of Fifty Shades...one minute he's laughing and cool about things, the next minute, whoa....he's mad about something really stupid....I just don't get it!
Ya it's too much room! lol. We rent the field out so we do have crops too. Still takes about 8 hours for one person to mow on the riding mower but about 4 hours if one uses the tractor and one uses the mower..... but the kids love all the room and we are seriously 2 mins from the city we live in so it's great.
Oh yes I will be making many Rob's when I clone him!!! :) *cue evil laugh* lol.
103 comments:
Wtf? I'll pass on buying that but M you can tell me how it is!
My vent for the week is basically "FUCK YOU" to people who don't care about anything but themselves! Being selfish will lead them to a lifetime of loneliness! Rot in it selfish assholes!
I only care about myself. And I'm pretty fucking happy!!
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7rqnuhOHV1rvys5jo1_500.jpg
Anyone in particular you are talking about?
Ryan Driller (giggles) will be CG in this fuck-flick.
Hmm...not bad.
My vent is for the nay-sayers that are dissing the womens boxing in the Olympics - I'm happier to see it there than the ribbon gymnastics... Its just another glass ceiling that has been crashed through!
http://ww1.hdnux.com/photos/14/47/30/3307020/3/628x471.jpg
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/261/792/ced.jpg
I just spotted this and figured its perfect for a friday
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/50+shades+of+lego.+This+is+the+description_95e320_3994371.jpg
HEAR! HEAR! GIRL POWER!
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m896hnj0aD1rr8x3io1_1280.jpg
The ORIGINAL Fabulous! LOL
I'd hit it!
http://calicanis.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Women-too-classy-to-watch-porn-but-read-the-fuck-out-of-it.jpg
LMAO!!!!
He's hot! But he's done gay porn. But he says he's straight....
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6h7ear8tb1rwcc6bo1_400.gif
OMFG I love Craig Ferguson! lol
Well...then he just knows better how to handle fucking from behind....right =)
My vent.... I'm a bad fucking BTB I know! I miss you bitches and if Marcela hadn't tweeted today and tagged me in it so I got the e-mail I probably wouldn't have checked the site today.... things are just so busy! Austin's bday is the 16th and my in laws gave him his present early.... which so happens to be 3 airsoft guns! Then hubby went and bought him a quad without consulting me and our decision had been they have to save money for half but now he just gave it to Austin last night. I have to go get Aus his present today cause party is Sunday.... have to make Mountain Dew cupcakes. Hubby's bday was the 8th and I got him a mini fridge filled with Miller beer and Pepsi. But now with all these guns and quads 90% of my time is spent supervising kids outside. Is it bad to say I cannot wait till Sept 4th when the kids goto school? I think I need to clone myself.... Or figure out how to use Disqus on my iPhone.... we need a BTB app like the Facebook one cause I can check Facebook easy! lol.
I do love ya bitches! None of my post made sense I'm guessing but oh well...lol.
Here's a shirt that might make you feel better.
Easiest thing is tell him you have to return all the Miller and Pepsi for a refund, to pay for the hospital visits!!!
http://rlv.zcache.com/husband_for_sale_barcode_t_shirt_tshirt-p235840157174587568b2grr_400.jpg
http://www.sleevecandy.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/4/3/4358.jpg
Fuck yeah!!!!!
LMFAO!!!!!!
LMFAO!!!!!!!! Oh God!!!
I bet his dick goes all the way to his knees! LOL
He's superman XXX LOL!!!!
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpl8vgdZSF1qjfb8no1_500.jpg
LMFAO!!!!
Atta girl! Our glasses are always half full! LOL
HELLO RYAN DRILLER!!
he sure knows how to drill.... LOL
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzkge54FZ01qcuswko1_500.jpg
LMFAO!!!!!!!
YES, YOU ARE! RAWR!
My vent???....I wish I would just fucking get over it already
Yah wish that would work but we're in Canada so we don't pay for hospital visits....
Oh...I need one of those shirts! LOL!
LMAO!
And he loves you!
That's why I love you so much! Lemons into lemonade. ☺
You have my attention!
He's really hot! OMG!!!
Awwww! xoxoxo
FUCK! The "DRILLER" is drilling!
"A porn version of the porn version"... *snort*
Wait, I don't see any male names, is it starring Ana and Christina? And what level is XXX anyway vs. X? Do I want to know...?
I got nothing to vent...weird, huh? ♥
Ryan Driller is playing CG. He's pretty fuckin' hot.
I didn't know they still rythym gynastics... Do they? And look they have balls, too! OUCH on the flexibility!!!
Get over what??? Rob and Kris...?
I'm sorry, you made me LOL with the, "But now with all these guns and quads 90% of my time is spent supervising kids outside." No kidding! Um, I want a Mountain Dew cupcake!! And when you get the clone thing figured out...CALL ME! Cause I'll want one, too. Or two...
Love ya back!! ♥
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
I found this too for a giggle...
LOL, "Man of Steel" Can't argue with those pics!
I love men who aren't afraid to show it! Unfortunatley it has to be an X movie to see it cause most real actors is scared!!! ♥
Sounds like as long as he's got somewhere to put it...then sign him up! ☺
LOL, I love some of these names!!!
With my slight dislexia, I first read, "Our asses are always half full!" LOL, I had to rat myself out cause that was funny!
He seems pleased... LOL!!!
And he's got that "natural"...ahem...curve!
LMFAO!!!!!
I'd like to say "that too" but sounds kinda bad! LOL!!!!!!!!
LMFAO!!!!!!
"Oh Ana, you dirty slut"
Somehow I like it just the same... LOL
LMFAO!!!!
What's your stripper/pornstar name?!?!?
Mine:
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/551100_333324880095466_1420749385_n.jpg
I like this one better! LOL
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/384667_388180581247376_385717380_n.jpg
LMFAO!!!!!!!
If life throws you lemons, fuck them! LOL
FUCK! I'm please!!! LOL
He's got the g-spot attacker. I love this pornstar man. ☺
You know that we'll be doing a review of this movie, right? LOL
I'll find it and send you a copy! LOL (seriously, I will.)
Is that the new Fifty Philosophy? LOL
LMFAO, sure why not!!
CG keeps getting kinkier with age LOL
LMFAO!!!!!!!
Oh, I'll be attacking every single pirate porn website I know! LOL
That is some funny shit! Hahahahahah
Oh Lord, just imagine that. I can't function if I think about it.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8jtjlxyVC1rb27fbo1_400.gif
♫♪PIRATES ARE WE ♪♫ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR PORN♫♪
"She just ignores it like a champ..." *snorting*
Here's Rob's... Have you seen this yet?
I can't get the GIF to move... I'll try it again...
http://whatchalookinat-kl.blogspot.com/2012/05/one-of-my-favorite-gifs.html
FMH!!! That fucker is packin' a meatball bat!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ocxw9xEWmk0/T7V5BVMHopI/AAAAAAAAEGw/jUuMmaaYHVI/s320/GIF1.gif
LOL, I'm ROXIE HORN! Niiiice...♥ Blow me!
No far!
My name is Cinnamon Horn.
WTF? I sound like a French pastry.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m50gtvYeCf1qj3ir1.gif
LOL, oh...oh gross!
GOTDAMN! Does RD just keep getting hotter or I'm just in horny overdrive? C. All The Above. LOL
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3i68vtjAH1ruqrxpo1_500.jpg
There it is!!! Yay! ♥
and another one
http://femaleimagination.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/lego3.jpg
I just had a suck ass week as usual...I think my husband PMS' more than my 3 daughters and me...looking forward to see Master Robnext week! My DVR'S are set!
Yup!
I know ={ *booby hugs*
Oh, but now we can lick you!!!
LMAO! Don't just tease me in my hour of need. EAT ME. LOL
I snagged it from your site. ♥
xoxo
LMFAO!!!!!
Some people have way too much time in their hand, creating this awesome things!!! LOL
Great, now I have the song "I'm sexy and I know it" stuck in my head... LOL
LMFAO!!!!! WOW these are fun!!! LOL
Mine's Roxie Ridge lol
Remember this?
http://twitpic.com/290ff5
My hubby has MMS twice as much as I do! I hear ya! Down with the male cycle...we so win!!!! I'm ready for 8-13, but nervous. Jon please be good...
My vent is about the Olympics.
1. since when is BMX an Olympics sport?
2. SPEEDWALKING is an Olympics sport. WTH.
Yah sucks cause we live out of town on 80 acres before I could leave the boys to do their own thing a lot of times and go out when Alie is out.... that way I can actually get shit done.... now I'll be out there all the time and my house will probably look like shit...lol.
Ya if I get the clone thing figured out I'll be cloning Rob and kidnapping the real one cause well the real thing is always better! lol.
Oh yes! I kiss and lick that pic every night before going to bed.
Your name sounds like a porn star! I hate mine.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8kqim1nFf1qk0sn9.gif
I think we'll all feel a little better when we see his gorgeous face next week...side note, I hope he hasn't started smoking again....that would be a bummer...
He is myown version of Fifty Shades...one minute he's laughing and cool about things, the next minute, whoa....he's mad about something really stupid....I just don't get it!
Me either? Show him the book, point and say, "See, this is when you now lay me out over the piano and play me till you feel better!" :)
80 acres?! Heavens to mergatroid, that's a lot of room for quads and guns! How do you keep up? :)
Very smart on stealing the real Rob! I would be willing to take a clone of him, so make sure you make enough!!! ;)
You did??? Lol Nice... <3
Lol, aye aye! Going down!!!
Yes I did!
xoxo
Ya it's too much room! lol. We rent the field out so we do have crops too. Still takes about 8 hours for one person to mow on the riding mower but about 4 hours if one uses the tractor and one uses the mower..... but the kids love all the room and we are seriously 2 mins from the city we live in so it's great.
Oh yes I will be making many Rob's when I clone him!!! :) *cue evil laugh* lol.
That makes two of us now! :)
Sucks to be her right about now since she ain't rubbin' up on that shit anymore. However, I will gladly take her place. Mmmmm.......
I asked my husband the same question!!! WTF BMX in the Olympics?! WTF
You and me both, BTB!!!
It's a team effort! LOL
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