GUILTY PLEASURES?!?

We all have guilty pleasures, from songs to movies, 
to TV Shows...


I've never been into reality TV, but give me a hot badass guy that kills serial killers? AND I'M IN!!!! 

My #1

DEXTER 

My #2

White Collar

and #3

Fucking Smallville...

The Vampire Diaries doesn't even count... as is not a guilty pleasure, but a fucking obsession! LOL

OH DAMON!!!! 

FUCK YEAH!!!!!


What's your guilty pleasure?

Stop Kellan!

No, I don't wanna see your abs...

SERIOUSLY..... Ok, fine!

Show me your cock and I'll put you in my 

"Fuckable" list.

Such a tease! 

KRISBIAN TIME ♥HEAVY METAL EDITION♥

I fucking love manips like this. Mainly because it's fuck hot and it makes me fantasy about new and different roles that I could see our delicious Kristen in.

Prim and proper Bella is out the window! Time to see some hardcore bitch.

WHO'S WITH ME??!!

ROB at the Oscars

When I heard that Rob wouldn't be at The Oscars...


I was all like:

But then I saw this:

AND I'M STILL LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF!!!!! LOL

GOT FRUIT?

Thanks Leah for the update on the Bel Ami clip!

The way this fucker says the word Pears gets me wetter then a Georgia peach squirting in your mouth after the first bite!
*squirt! squirt! squirt!

SORRY SUNDAY

Real Life is the bitch of all bitches. The last week has been a pain in my ass 24/7! It seems that RL has Marcela by the labia lips as well.

I'm so sorry and I will do better.
This is my BTB Promise to you!

Yes. This is the gesture for a BTB promise. It's so much cooler then the girl scout promise gesture. Dontcha think?

Love you, BTBS!!
Yours always,
FB
♥♥♥

FIFTY FOR YOU, FIFTY FOR ME

Start with this.

Add some of that.

And lots of this!

NOBODY PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER!

This pic makes me so happy! I love seeing Robsten as a real couple in real life. Chillin', smokin' and drinking out of plastic cups. Makes me adore their realness even more.

So, this was a birthday party for Scout (who played with Kristen in The Runaways). And the party was themed by Dirty Dancing.

How many BTB twists can we add to all the cute quotes from Dirty Dancing? I'll start...

I've had the time of my life and I owe it all to LeMonster Cock!

YOUR TURNS!
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I'M SO SORRY BTBs!!!!

I know I've been MIA for a few days, but believe me! My heart aches each second I'm away...


Anyways... I thought I could bring you this gif as a token of my love and apreciation ;)

♥♥♥♥I fucking love you girls!!! ♥♥♥♥

UNF MY THIGHS ARE CALLING FOR SOME "Shaved-head burn" 


**DIES**

AM I DRUNK OR IS THIS A REAL COMMERICAL??

When did gang-bangs get introduced into daytime commercials?

I have a feeling that there are BTB's working in the advertisement business and it SHOWS!

This is my new favorite commercial.

GOOD OL' DAYS

Whatever happened to the cartoons that had a message?
Cartoons today can't hold a candle to cartoons from the 80's.

CAPTION THIS! BEL AMI EDITION

OKAY BTBS! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

MAKE IT GOOD!

MAKE IT DIRTY!

MAKE IT MAKE ME WET MY SHAMMANTIES!

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BEL AMI...FUCK ME

Tempers are rising and BTBs are ready to cut a bitch if we don't get a concrete answer on the release date of Bel Ami.

As you can see from the video above it says March 9th.
Moviefone and Fandango both say March 2nd.

I know that our angel songbird has passed away but only Whitney can really express how I feel about this Bel Ami bullshit.

Thanks Aurora for heads up on the video!
*muah*

RED IS FOR BTB PART 2

Here is a compilation videos of songs from the band Red.
Good fuckin' songs!

POCKET FULL OF..........

There's no rhyme or reason for this post.
It's just so fucking beautiful.

My horny juices are flowing like SM in a Twinkie factory!

Spank me Wednesday!

OH Fifty...

Edward Cullen, or Christian Gray... 

For me? it will always be Rob

Who's reading it? What chapter? Book or Fic? 

and what's you favorite part?

I have to say, my favorite part is *SPOILER WARNING*

In MOTU when Edward thinks Bella is leaving and kneels in front of her.. I literally had snot coming out from all holes from crying so fucking much!!! OH MY FIFTY!!!! 

Here is a hot video to make it spicy!

Wanna CHAT? Come'on down to the chat and talk Fifty with us.

SMOOCHIE♥WOOCHIE

We've all seen this pic tons of times. But has anyone noticed anything completely adorable about it??

Aurora23 noticed it and pointed it out to me.

Do you see it?

Thanks Aurora, you rock! *smooch*

♥♥♥HAPPY V-DAY, BTBS♥♥♥

WE CAN ALL KID OURSELVES AND SAY OUR BOYFRIENDS/HUSBANDS/LOVERS ARE OUR KING OF HEARTS BUT WE REALLY KNOW THE TRUTH.

KEEPING IT SAPPY AND SWEET ON THE SWEETEST DAY OF THE YEAR I COULDN'T THINK OF A BETTER VIDEO TO POST.

(p.s. Sorry for the Spanish speaking during the song. lol)

Alright BTB Bitches! Go get you some love today!
Or at least some Edward headboard destroying fucking.

SMOOCHES!

X♥X♥X♥X♥

BREAKING NEWS: Kristen plays with herself!!!

Just in!


We have found the GIF we've been looking for a long time!!


Kristen playing with herself:

LITERALLY!
Damn  it! 


Stop teasing us KStew!


I was so happy for a while there... 


I was all like...

...and then I was like 

OH Edward it hurts so good!!!

Le Monster Cock attacks again!! 


Sadly, it wasn't me *wails*


Kristen, wants to shows us how the monster cocks does his attack *take notes*


1st - He finds a prey that "moves like Jagger"

2nd - He seduces the prey

and 
3rd - HE ATTACKS!!!!

*Hangs ass out the window*


I'd hate if he missed my house!!! 

♥♥HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BTB♥AZ♥♥

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AZ!!!

Since your birthday is so close to Valentine's Day we decided to do this in a Birthday/Valentine's Day style.

Rob has a special message for you.

awwwwwwwww!! So sweet!

Oh wait!! He has another message for you.

I KNEW IT! I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!

Happy Birthday, AZ! We all love you like nothing else on earth! Hope your day is filled with fun and excitement! Oh yeah, you're preggers. You're already filled with fun and excitement!
Have a magnificent day!
♥♥♥

BD2 CLIP!!!

AURORA23...WHAT CAN I SAY??

I/WE FUCKING LOVE YOU LIKE A CHOCOLATE COVERED ROB COCK!!

Here it is everyone....THE CLIP!
And we have our amazing Aurora23 to thank and hump for it!
(You might want to change your name to THE AMAZING AURORA23 now!!)
♥

THE CINNAMON CHALLENGE

THERE ARE NO WORDS!

**WARNING**
Do not eat or drink while you watch this video.
Seriously!
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BelAmi 12 min video

Hurry before its gone!!! Sorry its not much I can do from my phone!

Watch it HERE

thanks KK!!!!

RED IS FOR BTB

A ROOM HAS BEEN RESERVED FOR US.

WE HOPE YOU ALL LIKE RED.

WE HOPE YOU LIKE PAIN & PLEASURE.

IF YOU ARE A BTB NO RSVP IS NEEDED.


WELCOME TO...

THE RED CHAT-ROOM OF PAIN!

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MARCELA HAS WORKED HER MAGIC ONCE AGAIN AND CREATED THIS NEW AND EXCITING WAY TO COMMUNICATE ABOUT THE FUCKTASTIC MoTU AND FIFTY SHADES TRILOGY.

YOU WILL FIND THE NEW CHATROOM AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SITE.
IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ASK AWAY!!

P.S......enjoy.

Poll time!!

Here at the BTB headquarters we are hearing that many of you want to discuss more about our beloved 50 Shades, either the book or the fanfic.

Well, FB and I have a proposal for you... 

*drums*

How about we create a side chat, where we can chat all about Fifty, Motu, Christian Gray and all?

Find the poll to your left and let us know. 

And, if so... What will be the name of the chat? Leave your suggestions below ♥

**Don't forget to vote!**

***Poll will be to the left side of the screen***
****POLL IS NOW CLOSED****

BREAKING NEWS! Cathy the Cunt is on the loose!

Good Evening BTB's, we have breaking news!


Our correspondant BTB_AZ_Chica is in the line of fire and has some exciting news for us!!


Come in AZ, what do you have!

AZ: 

"Cathy the Cunt is back at it again! Looks like she is trying to get publicity for her friends Nikki "Famewhore" Reed and Oregano. What else can I say??? Love conquers all... Just ask Rob and Kristen!!! XOXOXOXO BTB AZ Chica" *Back in the Studio* Thanks BTB AZ, it looks like the cunt is loose again! And talking SHIT about our ROB?! Ohh no you didn't YOU OREGANO LOVING BITCH!!! "Twilight Director Talks Kristen Stewart and Ex Michael Angarano: "They Were Such a Great Couple" Read the whole load of crap HERE

Robert Pattinson V/S Kim Jaejoong

A magazine created this V/S...


What for?? No Idea... We all know who wins right?! 


*can anyone translate, it does not matter if you really understand or not! LOL I do SEE the name of FB in there!!! ***

 Their reactions:

My reaction:

MOTU ME

LET'S MOTU.

IF WISHES CAME TRUE

In my world all the Twi-movies would have been rated R and this would have been the cover for Breaking Dawn.

BTB IN LOS ANGELES....WATCH OUT!

Our BTB Aurora23 is out-n-about in sunny Los Angeles and she's been so sweet to send us these pix she took of you know who's hands and feet prints.

THANK YOU, BTB♥AURORA23!

We fuckin' love ya! And again, you know what to do if you see Robsten.
*CODE69*

And for all you HP fans, Aurora23 hasn't forgotten about you!

THE TEST IS IN

It's official. The Rathboner has tested positive. He has entered the full-blown category of D.I.L.F.

There's only one thing left for Jackson to do. It's time for him to remake this song.

OH MY PIKACHU!

EXHIBIT X.

Another reason why I don't want to have kids.

SUPER BOWL SUNDAY 2012

Not only is today our sweetheart BTB Leah's birthday but it's Super Bowl Sunday!

So wither you are a Giants fan or Patriots fan or maybe you hate football all together. We all know what today is really all about, right??

JUNK FOOD!

Have a great day and enjoy the snacks!

♥♥♥HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BTB LEAH♥♥♥

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LEAH!!!

We're so sorry! We already unwrapped your birthday present.

DO YOU BLAME US??!!!

Have a great birthday!
WE FUCKING LOVE YOU, BTB!!!
♥

SOAPYMAYHEM SATURDAY

I don't know who this master creator of Rob manip's is but I need to say, I fucking love you, Soapymayhem!