Tuesday, February 7, 2012

THE TEST IS IN



It's official. The Rathboner has tested positive. He has entered the full-blown category of D.I.L.F.

There's only one thing left for Jackson to do. It's time for him to remake this song.



71 comments:

leahreallyitis said...

yep he is going to be a dad I wonder about this chick if she is'nt trying to trap him I am happy for him and I wish him well but this chick I 'm sorry for being a fuckin kill joy but I wonder how long he has been dating her even though it is not my bussiness but I don't know about this chick I WISH it was Ashely :(

Mariana♥BTB said...

it suits him!

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmha6dnZBS1ql56zeo1_500.jpg

Mariana♥BTB said...

and I WISH it was me!

star4 said...

I know this is so silly and sappy, but I've heard one of them (Kristen or Rob) say that a lot of their friends are marrying and having children.  All this (Jackson becoming a dad) makes me think about is, that this is one more notch for R/K to follow (not that their followers, but it's kind of natural), and feel like it might be their time as well!   *smiling from ear to ear and oozing with sticky sap*

Freezer Burn~  Try to time your pregnancy with Kristen's.... that would be so cool!!!!

LOL!  just kidding!    ♥♥♥  *smooch*

leahreallyitis said...

IKR?! *sigh* but I wish him well :)

leahreallyitis said...

he will be make a great dad is he an only child or does he have any siblings

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I'm so happy for him....

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leftahY4RZ1qf8yek.gif

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

It's being said that his girlfriend is already 5 months pregnant! Haven't they been together for a few years?

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

It's okay, BTB. We still have our king.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

ONLY if Rob is the fuck-donor! ☺

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Yeah.... she's cute....

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsyxqcSGRq1qh4b62.gif

leahreallyitis said...

woa!!! five months! her name is Shelia by the way :)

leahreallyitis said...

FB was saying she i sfive months along she is due in June!

leahreallyitis said...

*comforts Marcela* but seriously I do wish him happiness and love

leahreallyitis said...

and Kellen :D and Rob DAMN!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

ROB having a baby?!?!

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx1ztwKSED1qg745u.gif

leahreallyitis said...

he can be my fuck donor!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

HOLY FUCK BALLS I love those pics~

Mwaaaaaa I love you, you always know how to cheer me up! 

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110909000314/icarly/images/6/62/Tumblr_la0as772gJ1qcufbb.gif

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

ME TOOO!!!!!

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxeum41PIp1qikepj.gif

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Shelia? hmmmm

  http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv0vx82Tx51qf00cg.gif

star4 said...

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK, FUCK!   I want to FUUUUUUUUCK you Rob!  UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF!

star4 said...

IKR!  She's adorable!  I wish I had the guts to color my hair crazy like that.  It's in me to do it, but I don't think I could pull it off.  Once, I gave myself a few streaks of blue, but they didn't show up very well.... I didn't properly bleach the strands beforehand.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Who is that little girl??!! And why does she scare me so much??!!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I know what my BTB needs. *pats Marcela on ass*

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

That gif kills me every fucking time! LMAO!!

MegO said...

Fuck I would willingly have his baby! Who cares about morning sickness if it's Rob's baby!!! lol. 

MegO said...

He has 3 sisters and I know that 1 has a baby. 

PinkLady_BTB® said...

 I think they met last year during one of his concerts! (Groupie?!) And she's a burlesque dancer. I don't really think it was planned but oh well. It happens

PinkLady_BTB® said...

She's from the movie 'Look whos's talking' with John Travolta!
She was a bit bitchy! LOL

PinkLady_BTB® said...

It's going to be ok!

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lufr52bJtq1qdyl8z.gif

Mariana♥BTB said...

I think that's the baby he is holding in the picture... his niece

Mariana♥BTB said...

me too... I hope this is a real gf! 

PinkLady_BTB® said...

 D'aaaawww! I love babies! And I would be happy for Rob and Kristen if they decide to have a baby too!
I mean Rob's best friend is having a baby, Jackson is having a baby and Kristens's CoStar Chris Hemsworth and his wife are having a baby! So, why not them! :-)
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsez9j1AiO1qii6tmo1_500.gif

star4 said...

Perfect gif!!!  
Gosh, there are a TON of babies popping out around R and K!I can see Rob wanting one more than Kristen for some reason... at this moment, I mean.  Kristen seems wise enough to know that she should probably wait a few more years.... enjoy her prime... use her youthful body to it's full potential! *wink*  Rob is aging though (ha, that sounded funny... yeah, he's getting soooo old).

I need to stop talking.  You all probably think I'm a freak.  I'm so unfiltered, and blunt, and stupid sometimes.

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!!!!! Priceless!!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

SHE SCARES ME!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Is it true that we will not have BA until September?

Angelahorny4Rob said...

ugly too. damn!

PinkLady_BTB® said...

OMG, no I don't you're a freak!
I like the way you think! And I agree with you! I think Rob wouldn't mind to have a baby! But Kristen is 21! She's still young. Maybe in 2 or 3 years.
I like they way Hilary Duff did it. She's 23 (I think), married and is having a baby. And that's totally fine altough she's young.

Ps: Rob with a baby is adorable

http://www.ontheflix.com/images/rpwfeholdbaby.jpg
 

Angelahorny4Rob said...

It's in the water Rob and Kristen!!! Either Drink it or stay the fuck away from it. (she is a little young to start having a fam tho) But why not it's Rob's

PinkLady_BTB® said...

Don't be scared!
Here's something nice to look at
http://o.imgbox.com/aac8rp9t.gif?temporary-url---please-use-the-provided-share-codes-instead

star4 said...

I swear I will bawl my eyes out when he becomes a dad. And I don't even want to think about it being with anyone but Kristen. I always wonder to myself, If Rob ends up with someone other than Kristen in the future, will I approve??? How am I to know? Maybe I'd love her, or hate her?...... But, It's none of my business I SHOULD NOT care!!! I should not care, I should not care, I should not care, I should not care.
*slaps self across face*

star4 said...

Ohmygodyourtorturingmeitsnotnicetotortureimevencryingrightnowicanthandleit!

star4 said...

OK.  Calming down a little.  How fucking hot is it when he kisses her eyebrow?  I can't even explain what this is doing to my body... it's embarrassing.

PinkLady_BTB® said...

 IKR?! So hot
http://o.imgbox.com/aaqaeb9a.gif?temporary-url---please-use-the-provided-share-codes-instead

PinkLady_BTB® said...

You're so cute!
Right now I really cannot imagine him (or her) with someone else! They're like perfect for each other!
And I'm not gonna lie  I will be devastated if the day comes when they break up! But that's not going to happen so yeah.....
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyzvp4L3591qmg986.gif
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyzvq6m2RG1qmg986.gif
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyzvpbto1o1qmg986.gif

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I already know what their baby would look like if it's a boy!

star4 said...

OMG!  I'm totally tearing just thinking about it... STOP!That first gif of Kristen Bell.... have you seen that interview on Ellen?  Wow, what a psycho... I flove her though, and I've never seen her in anything... she seems so real though... not a floozy.  I like her bf Dax too, I liked him in Zathura. ;-)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5jw3T3Jy70 

star4 said...

LOL!  Every time I see that pic, I think of cowpoke rob!

star4 said...

He loves to kiss her top lip.  I fucking love that.  Don't blame him either.  Kristen has a sexy top lip!

PinkLady_BTB® said...

 Yes, I've seen this video! So funny and adorable! Never knew someone could be that excited about a sloth! LOL

star4 said...

I would react about Rob the way she reacts about the sloth.
Not even kidding.

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Contrary to popular belief...  I am NOT Jackson's baby mama since I, too, am due in June...  LMAO!!!

Based on what I read, Jackson met Sheila, aka Baby Mama, while touring.  She is a "burlesque dancer" (yeah sure... Jackson's PR team cannot fool me... HA!!!) who apparently timed her ovulation period to coincide with his 100 Monkeys tour stop... Bitch!  ;-)  Good luck to the happy, expecting couple!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Drink the fucking water already, Kristen!!!  LOL!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

The article that I read made it sound like Sheila was a one-night stand while he was on tour.  It also did say that she is 5 months preggo, and that Jackson traded in his 2 vehicles to purchase a Lexus SUV- hybrid.

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

I agree.  The article I read left me with the following thoughts:

Groupie
One-Night Stand
No Condom
Stripper
"She ain't nuthin but a gold-digga!"

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

LMAO!  We can add this Sheila to your list of people who scare you: little people, etc.  ;-)

Love ya!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

You are dripping with sarcasm instead of cum this time!  ;-)

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Yummy!!!  *Schlurp!!!*

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

I pray that Kristen and Rob have babies some day!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

I love seeing Rob holding pics of babies!!!  Unnnnffffffff!!!!!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

I am surprised that this pic does not scare the hell out of you!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Would your BF allow this to happen???

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Amen, Sista MegO!!!

PinkLady_BTB® said...

Me too!!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

The list keeps growing and growing! I'm just going to have to build a bunker underground.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

When it cums to RP the bf has no vote and pretty much doesn't exist. It be the truth. ☺

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

LOL! An underground bunker with Rob chained to it sounds very nice! Just sayin'...

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

LMAO!!! I love your honesty!

star4 said...

OMG, I just noticed I called you FreezerBurn instead of FreezeBurn.  I'm so sorry!!!!  I have always loved that alias though: "My twat is frozen because I have been fucking Edward senseless!!!!!"  

Am I right?????

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

It's all good. Just don't call me Frigidaire or Maytag...then we'll have a problem. *wink & nudge*