CAPTION THIS: RATHBONER EDITION

That awkward moment when you meet your double and he looks nothing like you...

You know the drill: enter your captions, caption with more likes wins! 

Have fun my darlings!

Can wait to see what your pervert and CRUEL minds have for us in store! LOL

CAPTION THIS: WINNER!!!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, 
It gives me great pride to be here today, judging what must be the finest, most wonderful exponents of perviness in this country WORLD. It is also an honor that I have been given an opportunity to judge at BTBs-Uncensored at such a huge occasion... not that you had the choice! *evil laughs*

It was a tough competition to judge indeed. The level of perviness has been absolutely top-notch. But the one pervert that stood out because of his/her sheer determination, talent and energy in this contest will take away the prize... THE GOLDEN COCK!!  

So without further ado, the winner of this competition is (drums)...

AURORA23!!!!!

Congratulations Aurora23! Could you come on stage and say a few words about your experience?

*You can view all entries HERE 

Why? WHY?!?!

Why can't I have this man?!?!


-Yes, I hate my husband today and I want Robward instead! 

HOLY BICEPS BATMAN!

Funny, but not funny!

Why am I laughing so hard!!!

Oh, right! 
This is wrong!

WATCH OUT KOTEX!

Would this be a good thing or bad thing?

This reminds me of that crazy bitch who ate her own monthly "flo" and snuck it in her boyfriend's dinner. I will be eternally traumatized by that, thanks MARCELA! LOL

Welcome Weekend!!!!

Who's getting hammered??


I'm hangover already! 


I blame:
-Golfward
-Happy Trails
-BD1 hot stills 


Well, the list is endless...
Have a nice weekend darlings and remember:


Friends don't let friends fuck anyone but Wasted-Rob~

KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE BALLS!

Wow...just wow. Taylor playing with his balls.

What's there to say?

Seriously, what's there to say?

HAPPY TRAILS TO US!

You have to look close but you can see Bellisten's hand rubbing Robward's pleasure trail!

Thanks to Aurora's talented BTB eyes she caught this.

Thanks Aurora! You fucking rock! And so does SKYPE! LOL
Love ya, BTB!
♥

We have found GOLF-WARD!!!

Remember some time ago we found DELI-WARD also known as Ham-ward?


Well, I'm happy to announce that FB and I have searched all over the globe and have found... 
*suspense music*


GOLF-WARD!!!

Apparently he is a professional golf player that looks very much like our favorite eye-candy!


Am I the only one that's sporting a girl-boner thinking about a golf club and balls??

THANK YOU, BTB♥PL!!

FUCK ME RETARDED!

I REALLY WISH FEB. 11TH WOULD JUST HURRY THE FUCK UP AND GET HERE!

THANK YOU SO MUCH, PINKLADY! YOU FUCKING ROCK!
*SMOOCH*

POPZILLA TIME!

Some posts do not need any words. This is one of them.

ENJOY BITCHES!

SO NOT FAIR!

Taylor has been waxed! And not by some horny BTB Taylor stalker. I won't lie, it looks pretty fucking amazing.

But I have one question....

Why does Rob's wax figure look like a Gerard Butler/Tom Cruise hybrid with down syndrome?

Am I the only one who's starting to get woman wood for Taylor? I'm totally dedicated to Rob but Taylor is growing into one sexy muthafucka! Hate me if you must. ☺

I demand a remake of Rob!

Rob...

ROB, Please tell your cock to stop staring at Kristen...

How rude.



Although, can't blame Kristen for staring back, I'd be attached to it like a baby to a bottle! 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BTB♥JENNIFER!!

Happy Birthday to you from all of your BTBs! We hope your birthday is filled with fun and plenty of pleasure!
We l♥ve ya!

I guess it's time to get this party started.

DJ, hit the muthafuckin' beat!

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

FOR YOU, FROM YOUR MASTER GREY

***WARNING***

TRY NOT TO HURT YOURSELF WHEN YOU ARE CUMMING MULTIPLE TIMES.

ENJOY MY DIRTY, HORNY LITTLE BTBS.
X♥X♥X♥X♥X♥

WRONG..SO FUCKING WRONG!

When did Bellisten get a case of dwarfism?

This pic is so wrong on so many levels. I don't know if it's just a tiny woman with Kristen's head manip'd on her body or if it's a little girl pregnant. I'm calling CPS just in case.

ANOTHER FUNNY!

Here's another funny video from Popzilla. I remember when this show was on MTV. Too bad the show got the axe, pretty funny stuff!

Let me know if you like these vids because there's a bunch more that's FUCKING HILARIOUS!

Le BULGE!!!

It's looks like someone is packing!!!

Like we didn't already know...
Thanks Angela for the tip!!! 

SO WRONG BUT SO FUNNY!

Robert Pattinson Flashes Tweens - Watch More Funny Videos

If it wasn't for this video being fucking hysterical I would be pissed off but if you can't make fun of the ones you love then who can you make fun of??!!!

FUCK ME ON AN ELEVATOR!!!

My Dear FB,

Darling I hope you are feeling better, if Dr. Feelgood is done then I can take my turn making you all better...

Get over here honey, and shhhhhhh don't tell Rob I've got you now.

With love,

THE RATHBONER

I NEED AN APPOINTMENT WITH DR. FEELGOOD!

I'm done with all the over-the-counter meds to shake this fucking flu out of my body. I'm fucking tired of "resting"...aka tossing and turning. I'm tired of having one nostril to breath out of. I'm sick as hell of medicine head.

There's only one thing that will cure me and get me back to my filthy, dirty whore ways...

DR. ROBERT "FEELGOOD" PATTINSON

I need him to cum and fuck the cooties out of my body. I just know he could open up every opening on my body and make it feel so much better!

As you can clearly see *points up to gif* his methods are very advanced and 100% excepted by the BTB♥FDA!

In Honor to Our FIFTY SHADES

For all our Fifty Shades Lovers,

Here it goes, a Fifty Post!

-Before I read "Fifty Shades" spanking was not ok, well now... you know

-Tied up to a bed? YES PLEASE

-Rough sex? Sure, I'd love to!

And you know what? I have a pair of fucking silver balls, there I said it! (and I fucking love them!)

Enjoy...

More after the break!! 

SOFA SUNDAY

I would never fight with him over the remote control because I would be too busy fucking his remote control!

Hmmmm....

I wonder what he's watching that has him pushing down his big boy pants?? I KNOW! The BTB Network! Watch out Oprah we're taking over!

Meanwhile on the set of Breaking Dawn...

HOT DAMN!!

Why OREGANO WHY?!?!

I know we make fun of Oregano, and it sucks for him that he tried to compete with Rob...

But this is terrible!!! 

I'm crying for God's sake! look at him! 

Two words:

HOT MESS

Thanks to PinkLady for the Video Xoxo 

SONY, WE'RE COMING FOR YOU!

We all individually sit back and watch these big movie companies steam roll us and expect us to follow them around like a lost puppy. But we are the ones who pay them, we are their bosses! And it's time we start acting like it!

Thanks to Leah, she has tracked down some email addy's for us to use to contact Sony about the US distribution of Bel Ami. I know many of our readers are outside of the US but please support us in this fight for the pleasure to see Rob fuck like a rabbit on ecstasy!

Let's inform these corporate assholes who they are dealing with and if they think they can control a bunch of horny bitches then they have another thing CUMMING!


steven_bersch@spe.sony.com

OR

www.sonypictures.com
go to the bottom and click on help then "press contact"

THANKS AGAIN, LEAH!

SWATH CUMMING THIS SUMMER

Does any other BTBs lady wood get hard as fuck from watching this trailer? I am so fucking excited about this movie! And to think it might be a trilogy.
UNF!

HARRY PUTTER-INMY-ASS

Is this the true meaning of Yin-Yang? Or would this be Yang in his Yin?
I'm confused and amused! It's a good day!

What brings you here today?!?

Lets see what brings BTB's around the world... Here, to our little piece of heaven...

1.- I'm Honored that there is so many looking for me! I had no idea I was so famous for my sins! LOL

2.- What makes you think we were giving Free BTB Porn Download on December *looks around* FB!!! We need to talk!! How cum I haven't seen this BTB Porn?! and, Was I included in the fucking tape?!?! 

3.- We don't have naked pics of Rob's cock! Believe me! We would have shared!! 

4.- BTB PORN TITS?!? LOL *Flashes Tits* that was easy, you pervs... ok, your turn now!! 

5.- Roblor?? Sure, Roblor FTW!! 

6.- But, "Play with my HARD Nikki????" WTF? Who was this perv??? We cannot have this type of behavior at BTBs Uncensored!!! I'm starting an investigation! lol

***Anyways... I fucking LOVE YOU 

my wonderful PERVS!!***

Fan-Fic Lovers??

Well, I have the Twi FanFic recommendation of the week!


It's not long, so give it a shot.


We have heard so much crazy shit this week, this fic will sound normal... or maybe not...

Here is a little teaser to get you started!!!

~~"Moo, mooooooo," I thank him and nuzzle against his groin.

My cowpoke hisses and takes a step back. "Come on now, girl, let's go hose you down.

After my cleaning is complete, he brushes my hair and braids it. I'm appreciative, but I wish he'd just milk me already! My udders are so swollen that they feel like they're about to burst - all three of them.

That's right, I have three. Well, two regular ones and a third that started out as just an extra nipple, but grew to a decent size once he started milking it.

At first I thought it was a curse, but now that I'm carrying three calves inside me, I can't see it as anything else but pure fate!~~


Read the whole fic HERE

Brain-bleach provided free, courtesy of Marcela and FB~

No words...

I'm sorry, is it really bad that I burst out

 laughing at this??

I know this is fucked up and nasty, but I 

had to laugh at the idiocy displayed here.

I have found Twi-Tard Queen! 

Enjoy your pop-cycles you crazy twat!!! 

EWWWWWWWW

PS: If all this crap is true, we should call the Insane 


Asylum... WTF *o*

I'm so sorry Rob!!!

Dear Robward,


I have a confession to make *hangs head in shame*


I have cheated on you... but it's not my fault!
You see, I went on vacation and when I got snowed in I had nothing better to do than to watch my $10 Season 1 of The Vampire Diaries I got on Black Friday.


I never thought this would happen, as I wasn't into it before... But I fucking love Damon!!!

He is so hot 

and

funny 

and sexy... 

and SARCASTIC oh God, Sarcastic...

I'm so sorry Rob, please tell me you are not mad?!

Fuck! You're so mad! 

What are you doing Rob?!?
What are you gonna do to me?!?!? *CRIES*


FUCK ME TO DEATH?!?! WHAT?!?!

OK!! *happy dance*

SEX... DRIPPING SEX

There are no more words needed for this post...


Enjoy

Twi-hard or Twi-tard?? Just one letter difference!! LOL

My Life is Twilight (MLIT), is a website where Twi-hards/tards alike can go share their stories with others.

I thought I was a twi-tard, but after reading some of these fucktastik posts I feel like a freaking Twi-amateur!!

I just spent 3 hours of my life pissing myself laughing reading 

some of these posts!

Fucking hilarious! 

So, do you think you can do better than this??
Show us on the comments below!!




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BEL AMI ON MY KNEES

GOTDAMN! WHEN IS THIS MUTHAFUCKIN' MOVIE GETTING RELEASED? I'VE BEEN RUBBING MY PUSSY RAW WAITING FOR IT!
I WANT TO SEE THIS FUCKERS ASS THRUSTING INTO A STREET WALKING WHORE SO BAD! I WANT TO SEE HIM USE WOMEN LIKE HE USES US BTBS!!

Do I sound impatient??

HOLY FUUUUCK!!!!!!!!

I'M FUCKING KARATE JUMPING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER!!!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

FIFTY SHADES AKA MOTU

MAY CUM OUT IN A FUCKING MOVIE!

Words fail me...

So? What do you say we cast  this puppy?!

Read the article HERE

LIFE BEFORE TWILIGHT

I cannot even remember my life before Twilight and Rob....

Was I ever happy?? There are pictures were I'm smiling, but I don't remember the reason...

So,

I totally understand Nikkita...

My life was pretty fucking not awesome without my BTBs!!!!