Thursday, January 5, 2012

CAPTION THIS, BITCHES!



It's that time again!

I'm wigglin' & gigglin' to see what you mastermind BTBs come up with!


Am I just over medicated on antihistamine meds or is Tay giving me the fuck stare? AND I'm kinda enjoying it.

65 comments:

leahreallyitis said...

Bella: "hey jacob, Edward, how about a threesome"
jacob: *howls* aaaaawoooooooooo!!!!
Edward: who's your daddy?! *humping doggie style*
Bella:*moaning* yooooouuuuu are!
jacob: *licking Bella's cooter* " heh heh heh heh!" slurp*
Edward: come on say it! say it out loud! say it!
Bella: YOOOOOUU ARE OH YESSSSS OOOOHHOOOO!!!

♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ said...

Rob thinking: if i just carefully slide my hand a little further down her legs and under her dress without letting anyone notice, I'll reach the promise land.

PinkLady_BTB® said...

Kristen: 'Rob, please play me like you play your guitar'
Rob: 'Oh yeah, let me think about a nice sexy song'
Taylor: 'Why am I in this picture?!'

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

LMAO! Maybe I was wrong about the Tay fuck stare. Maybe he's just pissed off about being in the pic completely.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Mmmm....the promise land.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hd7qGzTe3o&feature=related

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

You just turned the post into Threesome Thursday! lol

♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ said...

Lmao idk what that was...

PinkLady_BTB® said...

That's what I think! LOL

PinkLady_BTB® said...

OMG, what is this?! LOL

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

You confirmed it, it was my meds fucking with me. THANKS, BTB! lol

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

It's Katie from Horton hears a Who! lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJkaKAIl_Fc

Angelahorny4Rob said...

I suck at caption  but Rob looks pissed.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

He looks really focused and so does his wondering hand. *giggles*

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

http://youtu.be/xJkaKAIl_Fc

LegHitchThis said...

lol omg!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

It's Katie from Horton hears a Who! LOL

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Com'on!! You don't know Katie???

♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ said...

Nope sure don't. Where's it from?

star4 said...

Rob: "You feel this blade against the back of your neck, Taylor?"
Kristen:*quietly* "Stop Rob, you'll hurt him."
Rob: "Get your hand off his shoulder, bitch!"
Taylor: *gulp*

(Wow, aren't I in a mood)

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

You've put a gangsta spin on a photo-shoot. ME LIKES! ☺

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Horton Hears A Who!!!

♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ said...

Oh! I've seen that movie countless times. Idk I didn't put two and two together.

MegO said...

I've never seen that movie and I have kids! lmao. 

Karen60BTB said...

Hello..my name is Edward, Master of the Universe and these are my submissives, Bella and Jacob. Would you like to cum and play with us?

MegO said...

Rob: Think we could sell more copies of the mag if we show them the fun we had last night instead of this boring pic?
Taylor: I don't know I'm kinda rocking this sex stare thing I got going on.
Kristen: I'll do the same move I did last night!?
Rob and Taylor: I'M IN! 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

It's so FUNNY! I went to the theater to see it with a friend and her two kids. I think Allie would have a blast watching. Jim Carey is the voice of Horton.

MegO said...

The only movie she will watch is Beauty and the Beast....lol. She has no attention span! 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

HHAW is perfect then. It's nothing but funny voices and noises. I LOVES IT!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Ooohhhh! The power-trip angle. My nipples just got hard!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

LMAO! I want the video footage of that photo-shoot!

MegO said...

hahahaha maybe we'll wait to watch it! lol. 

MegO said...

You and me both! 

Jennifer said...

Taylor: I can't believe you get to do this shoot in nothing but a damn bath towel!
Kristen: I TOLD you...that dress had cum stains all over it...asswipe!
Rob: You shouldn't have moved!  I knew I couldn't hold out any longer!  At least you're hiding my huge fuckin' boner right now!
Taylor: hubbawhaaa???

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

It's been awhile since it came out. But you can't forget about KATIE! lol

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

ROFLMAO!

♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ said...

After this I won't forget her lol

leahreallyitis said...

YEAH BABY! awesome! LOL

leahreallyitis said...

hey you are new here welcome and love your caption! ha ha ahah ha!

leahreallyitis said...

LOL!!

leahreallyitis said...

love it!!! that is a good one!

leahreallyitis said...

I want to see the video footage too lol

leahreallyitis said...

okay! ;)

leahreallyitis said...

and me too! ha hahaha

leahreallyitis said...

ohhhooooo! my cooter just twinged!

leahreallyitis said...

IKR?! he does look pissed it looks like he wants to punch the photographer out ha ah ahha ha

leahreallyitis said...

mmmmmmm that wondering hand ;)

leahreallyitis said...

ha ha ahhahaha!!

leahreallyitis said...

between him and Taylor they both look pissed haah ahhaha!

leahreallyitis said...

*takes FB meds away* no more seeing things! LOL!!

leahreallyitis said...

OOOOOOHHHOOOO The Promise Land

leahreallyitis said...

I saw this movie thanksgiving night when I was in the ER it is pretty good LOL

leahreallyitis said...

thats Katie from Horton Hears a Who shes cute :D

leahreallyitis said...

your kids would love it It's a cute movie

leahreallyitis said...

Beauty and The Beast will be out(for a limited time) int he theater on January 13th in 3D :/

leahreallyitis said...

I like it too it's cute and very humorous :)

leahreallyitis said...

yeah Katie rocks!! I do remember seeing that sence

star4 said...

It looks as if he's looking at a monitor, and he can see more clearly how fucked up this pose looks.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

LOL! Exactly.

star4 said...

Yup!  I'm a newbie to the dark recesses... Rob's Closet also.
I have been a Rob fan for over three years now.  I don't know how in the Fucksten I have missed these blogs over the years.  This shit is hilarious!
I have always visited the boring sites, such as the (twilight)movie.orgs, robert-pattinson.co.uk, and robsessed (that one is cool though).
Now I've found you bitches, and I can finally get off my chest things that I have always wanted to say.
It's time to let down my inhibitions, (and my pants) and really explore the dr!!
You bitches rock!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Dig your roots in deep and stay awhile. The fun has only begun.
*evil grin*

Aurora23 said...

Taylor: You know you want me
Kristen: pats Taylor's shoulder "No they really want me"
Rob: I don't know what you all are talking about but all they want and will have is Me!

leahreallyitis said...

hey welcome fellow BTB!!

leahreallyitis said...

LMAO! probably ha ha hahaha

leahreallyitis said...

theres no sound to it *0* lol!

LegHitchThis said...

I remember her<3 I watched the movie. Shes such a strange thing. lol