Happy Birthday to you from all of your BTBs! We hope your birthday is filled with fun and plenty of pleasure!
We l♥ve ya!
We l♥ve ya!
I guess it's time to get this party started.
DJ, hit the muthafuckin' beat!
DJ, hit the muthafuckin' beat!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JEN! *MUAH*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEN!!!!
***BIG SMOOCHES & HUGGS*****
AWWW....For ME???
I had no idea!! I'm so surprised!!! LMBFAO!!
Thank you so much FB (it's so hard for me to not call you by your name sometimes)
And HOLYCROW!! You really outdid yourself too!!
I can almost taste ...'cake'....*wink*
Love all you fine BTBs!!!
You're so full of shit but I still love ya! LOL
You can call me Tori if you want. It's no biggie. You call me what you want, birthday girl! *smooch*
Got big plans for your b-day?
okay...since it's my birthday, I'm gonna take that and run with it and post again...I'm sittin' here watchin' this video...for the third fuckin' time (OMGthankyouFB!!) and I have to say that all those asshats who sent that petition to summit saying that Rob wasn't good lookin' enough to play Edward...they need to put the handicap placard on the rear view mirror cuz they are fuckin' blind as a gotdamn bat! I mean...MY GOD!!! He is the best lookin' mother fucker on the planet as far as I'm concerned and SEXY just drips off that man!! Hell...he woke up lady parts that hadn't tingled in years and wasn't even in the same fuckin' room!!! Happy Fuckin' Birthday to Me...Amen and Hallelujah and God Save the Queen and all that. Y'all just made my DAY!!
love and hugs and kisses and all that goes with it!
Jen
Preach it, Birthday girl! And blow out your candle!
yes I am full of shit! LOL
and thanks Tori...when I know real names...it's just weird not using them.
no plans...no money ...you know the drill LOL
but...DH will probably come in with something anyway...
he always does...I'm spoiled...it's his fault...oh well ;D
love ya Tori
best birthday ever!!!
Awww...shucks! Love ya back!
you know what's so funny about that pic??
IT GROWS!!
you noticed that right?
anybody else notice the growing cock candle Tori just gave me???
oh wait...does it only grow for me??
LMBFAOTODAY!!
I think it's growing only for YOU! LOL
Just don't do what this lady did with the candle, especially in front of children. Checkout the little girls expression in the background. She's been traumatized for life!
yep...that made me choke on my coffee! and the LOOK on that little girl's face! goodgod...she'll be giving perfect head by the time she's in 4th grade! where DO you get these pics??? I'm about to fall out of my chair giggling!
that racist bitch! of course she went for the pink one!!! lol
I said happy b-day to ya on the robsessed site I don't know if ya got my message if not here it is HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY JEN!!!!!!
Happy Happy Birthday! May your Monster C*ck wishes come true!!!!
*hands the those assholes a pair of sunglasses and a tin cup full of pencils*
Fuckin HO! In front of a child! Have some fucking class... I'm calling CPS!
GOD I'M JEALOUS! LOL!
LMFAO!!
Givin' good head by the 4th grade. LOL!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JENNIFER!!!!!!
mmmmmmmm I want some!
A melted candle!
I bet granny had to take her dentures out to "blow" out her cock candle
Givin' good head by the 4th grade. LOL!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JENNIFER!!!!!!
hey Tori! :D
how about a Rob cake hold delivered in a bow *evil smirk*
I hope ya have a groovy day and maybe your DH can take you out to a romantic dinner and get a babysitter for the kids LOL!
Happy b-day BTB Jennifer!!!
I hope all your wildest and wettest dreams cum true!!!
We fucking love you hun!! ♥♥♥♥
LOL!!!!
I see what you did there Star4! LOL
LFMAO!!!!
I'd think the chocolate one was bigger... LOL
and the vid is fuck me hot!!
LFMAO!!!!
I'd think the chocolate one was bigger... LOL
lol!!!
that was too funny!!
not possible...but really funny!!
Thank you Marcela!
I tried really hard to dream of Rob last night....finally drifted off about ten minutes before the alarm went off...what I wouldn't give for another wild, wet dream...I mean the one was awesome...but more would be...better of course!!lol
HUGS <3
;D
they better! I'm about ready to go lookin' for one of FB's candles! lol
i might have found one downside to having an older husband...well damn!
they better! I'm about ready to go lookin' for one of FB's candles! lol
i might have found one downside to having an older husband...well damn!
Happy Birthday BTB!!!!
CheerS!
Hey Leah! lol
She is a sneaky one!
well THANK YOU!!
;D
LMFAO!!!!
oh no!!!! poor child! hope this isn't her mother...
Happy Birthday Jennifer! May all ur wishes CUM true!
OK thats fucking funny but WTF why are there kids present?
OK thats fucking funny but WTF why are there kids present?
OK thats fucking funny but WTF why are there kids present?
Life lessons? I don't know. lol
Thanks Angela!
I SO hope so!
OK thats fucking funny but WTF why are there kids present?
♫ Happy Bday, J! ♫ Wishing you a fucktastic day!!!
Thank you my dear!
you are a poet...I'll bet you didn't know it
:p
Holy shit, I didn't know! LOL Nice catch!! ♥
Holy shit, I didn't know! LOL Nice catch!! ♥
Happy Birthday Jennifer!
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY BTB!!!
Early sex education! lol. Those poor kids! WOW!
Fucking Awesome cake
Fucking Awesome cake
Disqus is being a bitch
I'm just so used to calling you FB I'm always like who the fuck is Tori... LMAO
Or he could just eat her..... ;)
Holy fucking shit FB!!! That video...... *flatlines* I do not know what it is about Rob with facial hair too.... seriously when he has that scruff/bit of beard I find it so fucking irresistible!!! I tried to convince hubby to go without shaving for a while but apparently thats a job hazard *eye roll* lol.
I'm the fuck is Tori! ☺
hahaha well you'll always be FB to me! *sticks tongue out*
Thinking I should make hubby that for his 31st bday? lol. Last year I made him Captain Morgan cupcakes but this would be so much better to see the look on his face when I told him to blow! LMAO
I'll take it anyway I can get it! *wink*
I know!
Fucking disqus!
Nicely circumcised... looks delicious! LOL
Nicely circumcised... looks delicious! LOL
LMAO!!!! That she is!
I flove you my hunny bunches
Happy Birthday Jennifer!
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http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o252/spookie78/MARILYN%20MONROE%20AND%20JAMES%20DEAN/MARALYNBLOWINGKISS.gif#girlfriend%20kiss%20gif
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You would definitely want a piece of that eh?
You would definitely want a piece of that eh?
Hahaha!
Have you seen the birthday cake Miley gave to her boyfriend?! So classy!
http://www.carltonjordan.com/files/images/2012/01/liambday.jpg
gooodgod!
Now THAT's a cake!
ummm....think that's to scale???
LOL
You would definitely want a piece of that eh?
Thanks Karen!
So far, it's been a blast!
That baby scares the holy fuck out of me!
Yah I saw that... nice! lol.
Thank you PinkLady!!
that third one is what I looked like yesterday when the Fifty shades thread popped up!!! HOLY HOOHAH!!
Yum! Did you make this yourself? I know you're a baker. lol
I guess since she's a cocksucker that she thinks everyone is a cocksucker.
What is it about penis cakes that make women want to lick or suck them? For a friends birthday we made a penis cake and inside there was a vibrator.... she wasn't too impressed cause her grandma and mom and dad were there..... hehehehe
You are not alone. I didn't know if I was having a stroke or having deja vu. Fucking Disqus.
*whispers*
that's what she said....lol
I wish.... the only baking I've been doing is kids cakes lately. I just googled penis cake and saw this one...lol. Now I need to go find a new Rob pic for my avi... lol
She's just copying me. lol
Shopping for a new avi, eh?
So it's not just me?
Fucking Disqus you whore! It hasn't been working great for me for days.... partly why I wasn't able to be on here for a couple days.... plus RL bullshit...lol.
Yup... for the time being I'm just using my facebook pic. Which is an awesome one cause Austin is happy.... something I haven't seen with him since Jan 8th.
One can dream..... ;)
The question is: Why would her boyfriend want a cock-cake?! Hmmmm
Good I thought my computer was fucking up or something.... I was worried.... thinking I'd have to take the Macbook to the hospital! lol.
hehehehe is that an offer? ;)
The question is: Why would her boyfriend want a cock-cake?! Hmmmm
OMG!
That's so funny and embarassing for her! LOL
I'm a great fucking cocksucker and I don't want to lick a fucking cake shaped like one (no offense if anyone else here does).
I do think they're funny cakes, but for some strange reason, I would rather step in it.
Because Miley's rot-box has turned him gay or into some cock-cake freak. Either or makes sense to me.
Almost every post I do is doubled or tripled. So annoying.
More like a command. *evil grin*
More like a command. *evil grin*
No offense taken. I'm a cock suckin lovin' bitch! ☺
Cock to me is like Twizzlers, makes mouths happy!
oooo what are you commanding me to do FB.... ;)
I flove you too sweetums!
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I'm a great fucking cocksucker and I don't want to lick a fucking cake shaped like one (no offense if anyone else here does).
I do think they're funny cakes, but for some strange reason, I would rather step in it.
I know.... come on Disqus get your shit together you fucktards!
I flove you too sweetums!
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Well it was her 25th bday.... her mom even asked what kind of vibe it was cause she was looking at getting one.... now that was kinda weird! lol.
It's bullshit!
Are you fucking kidding me???? Is this a manip??? She is one classy bitch. I'm so glad so many young girls look up to her. FUCKING TWAT!... SHOUTY CAPITALS ALL OVER YOUR ASS!!!!!
Fix Disqus. lol
Fuck I would if I could FB!
Damn straight!
No, it's not a manip it's real!
She's trying so hard to be an adult! Ugh
http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2012/01/miley-cyrus-penis-cake-2.jpg
LMAO!
The real joke here is that she's probably had a bigger dick in that mouth of hers.
What the hell is this world coming to? And people have the audacity to put Kristen down for being, um... I don't know... real, secretive, non-Hollywood???!!! If this (Miley, and those like her) is Hollywood, let it burn in hell!
...Sorry, I don't know what is wrong with me today. I need to read me some 50... change my train of thought.
OMG!
LOL
Yeah, Slutty Cyrus was in her element that day! Really sad! And I'm so happy that Kristen is different and real!
Well, let's foget about her! How about a nice BD picture?! It's big
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyeuvxScNy1qjb77to1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1327679852&Signature=iQJ8qcuP8yCNhy2b6VYwHIkpH20%3D
That's a wallpaper, sister!!!!
Don't do this to me! That pic... I had just regained my consciousness. I swear to Edward that my eyes are brimming with tears right now.
IKR?!
PL thanks for re reminding me(speaking of MM) HERE is my rendition of happy birthday for Jen *sings*
happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy brithday dear Jen
happy birthday to yoooouuuu!
DAMN! *looks at the baby in shock*
me too!
I LOVE IT that vid is HOT
Its always a BITCH lol :/
piece of shit DISQUS!
>.< nough said!
I love it!
LOL!!
this avi you have is great I think!
LMAO!!
oh yeah......*licks lips*
LMAO!!! your shittin me right?! that is actually MC?!
OH MY GOD if this gets out on the WHOLE internet including the entertainment shows she is DAWG SHIT
I do not like this BITCH AT ALL she totally slammed the cast and said woo I don't like the saga I'm not a fan and I don't like werewovles or vampires I wanted to kick her fuckng boney trailor trash ASS!
I was just saying she has a BIG ass mouth and I hate her and she slammed the cast by talking shit about them this happend at the MTV MOVIE AWARDS in 2009 I wanted to sooooo fuckin badlyto kick her ass!! she is known as Cyrus the virus!!
NICE!!!
NICE!!!
I don't blame ya! god I love that man with every single fiber of my being!
exactly!
It's big enough! she could fit ten dicks in her mouth!
hahahhahahahahahahaaaa!!!! OH.MYGOD. that must have been ACKWARD!
shit if it were me I would want the ground to swallow me up LOL! I mean I can understand if it is just your girlfriends and it is a ladies night out but to have your grandmother and your mom there I would DIE!!
shit if it were me I would want the ground to swallow me up LOL! I mean I can understand if it is just your girlfriends and it is a ladies night out but to have your grandmother and your mom there I would DIE!!
And that's with those big fucking teeth of hers in there with them!
LMAO!!!!! I take back what I said above your comment her mom is cool! and funny! what about her grandmother how did she take it?! LOL!!
haa hhahaa so fucking true!
she is tramp anyway lol
I wonder too!
yeah I would have to agree lol!
MC is a trailor trash BITCH
mmmmmmmmmm ;)
I know it is FUCKING annoying!
and it is wearing my patience thin!
I hear ya! >.< DAMN DISQUS!
yep they are FUCKTARDS! UGH!!!
It's been doing that on other sites like Robsessed and the bd site too as well!
LOL! yeah I thought the samething
xD!
yeah he could ;)
That would be the right thing to do!
*phew* so it wasn't a blonde moment! Or we both had blonde moments! lol.
Yah I like this one!
She didn't say anything.... thankfully they left before we all started with the sick jokes... lol
Yup, every fiber! And fibers that are not even attached to my being... some are in the other room!
I think my heart just stopped. This man is fucking stunning. Dammmm.
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