YO' MAMA!

Maybe not YO' MAMA! But it is Kristen's mama.

Hmmm.. I'm actually at a loss of words.

Kristen really needs to let her mom in on fashion 101.
Rule#1: Just because it zips, doesn't mean it fits.

Ok. Maybe she can't get the pants off and now she's just going to ride around town until they loosen up.

I think this gives us a glimpse of Kristen's future.

Kristen's reply to this post.

CODE TWINKIE! CODE TWINKIE!

I have no clue why some of the most powerful vampires look so scared and bewildered??!!

OMFG. THIS IS WHY!
HOLY.FUCK.BALLS.
It's like Godzilla attacking Tokyo!

RUN, BITCHES! RUN!

HAPPY FRIDAY - VENTING POST!!!!

Got to VENT?

This is your post!!! 

Me?

I got nothing, but this...

So, a porn version, of the porn version of Twilight...

I might just have to buy it... 

for investigation purposes.

Suuuuuure LOL!!!!

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY BTBs PinkLady & MegO!!!!!

No matter how old you get,

You still look like babes *wiggles eyebrows*

We fucking love you with a passion!

PinkLady & MegO!

Enjoy, from you sisters and BTBs! PS: Happy Belated B-day to MegO I deserve spankings for forgetting! But like they say, Better late than never!  XOXO

Happy Hump Day!!!

 Twilight HUMP BD2 Style!!

I Fucking LOVE the new stills... and the new EW Cover!!!!

Thoughts?

UNF DADDYWARD

AND....

Wait for it...

FUCKING DOUBLE DIGITS UNTIL 

BREAKING DAWN 2

FUCK ME SLOWLY HARD

99 days to go!

Happy TuASSday!!!

HELLO MY DARLINGS!

Today we worship THE ASS PORN!

UNF

My Fav? "The plumber crack" of course~ LOL

UNF

How I love him! 

FIRST SIGHTING OF OUR GUY

**UPDATE** KK our super star BTB spy caught that this pic is actually from Katy Perry's after party.

I swear to God that I thought I saw him at Chuck E. Cheese's over the weekend. I even took this video.

Boy has the moves . But why the tutu, hospital gown top and UGG boots combo?? Mental patience escapee who need to breakout and break bad?

Just Because You Asked! Young Robert

Grab you ovaries with 2 hands, cuz this boy is ADORABLE!!!!!

Oh Rob! my ovaries are ready!

Let me bear your children!!!

Edward Cullen's "Google it"

Happy Saturday Bitches!!!!

Welcome to this new space! 

Let's see what our reliable friend google 

brings us today!

*Sobs* 

I've never wanted to have sex with a fictional character before, but I just wanna cuddle  Edward Cullen's cold stone-like cadaverous body next to my warm bosoms, have him empale me with his frozen pole and sparkle all over me...

I love you Edward Cullen!!! BITE ME!!!

Will Ferrell & Zach Galifianakis Read '50 Shades of Grey'

I doesn't get any sexier than this! LOL

Feel it baby Christian!

LMFAO!!!!

Just when I thought I couldn't love Will Ferrell any more!!!