Thursday, September 6, 2012

THE CIRCLE OF TRUTH

Yep. I knew this day would come and we would see this.

Kristen is truly suffering the loss of Rob. She's done injured herself masturbating.

Kristen, no matter how hard you shove your fingers in it will never substitute the jack-hammering you once got from Rob.



A message from Rob's dick to Kristen's Cooter:



10 SECOND CLIT TEASER TRAILER


Rob and Taylor will be giving us a 90 second trailer of BD2 tonight at the MTV VMAs!!

But to hold us over for another 11 hours here's a 10 second teaser.







The BD2 wheels are slowly starting to turn and the butterflies of excitement are starting to overtake me!!




KRISTEN'S ON THE MOVE!

Rumors are swirling that the two are talking and a reconciliation could happen.


With Kristen clearly wearing a tee that Rob wore is she forging forward with her love for Rob or just being a DESPERATE DEBBIE??!!

And what the fuck is with the glasses?? I don't know if I hate them or love them. Is this Kristen's way of confusing us again??






The part of me that is still very angry at her is thinking this:




But the other part of me that has let go of the anger says this:


What do we think about this BTBs?????


Thanks, BTB♥Karen for the heads up on Kristen!
L♥ves ya!

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

THE VENTING POST!

After reading the latest comments in our previous post, it hit me...

WE HAVEN'T VENT PROPERLY!

Now, here is your chance to say everything that's inside you... in your safe place.

Let's look at this picture from August 24, 2012 a month after the infamous pictures of Rupig and Kstew surfaced...

WHAT DO WE SEE?!

Well, I see a happy Rupig, 
Smiling,
Waving his weeding ring,
enjoying his life... 
Do you see rotten tomatoes anywhere?
Neither do I.

This asshole, cheated on his wife.
But also ruined Kstew life & career

And how he gets punished?
With more work and free ride to stardom
Now he's a fucking big celebrity...

*shakes head*
I'm not saying Kstew is an innocent lamb, but I recognize a sleaze-ball when I see one. This guys is an asshole, a disgusting pig. I hope he ends up shooting infomercials in Antarctica.
This will wipe that smile off his stupid fuck face.

HAPPY HUMP D.... *DIES*

OMFG!!!!

IS He serious...

I.am.dead

FB, Bring out the big guns, 
I'm not surviving this one 
*twitches & dies*

PUBES...
Rob's Pubes...

ladjkbvkfsjbvIVB;DWJKVB;owuvbdljabv

*Thanks KK & Joan for the Amazeballs image...

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

OMG! TWILIGHT'S OWN BLR! LOL!!

Oh.MY.GOOOOOD!!!!!

Twilight now has its OWN BLR (Bad Lip Reading)
Which just happens to be my FREAKING FAVORITE YOUTUBE CHANNEL!!! (Jenna Marbles is right after LOL)

I bow to your awesomeness BLR. 
You did not dissapont. AGAIN.

Enjoy!
Wanna keep laughing?
Go to their channel and browse all the different videos they have.
You'll thank me, my fav of all times: Hot Jumping Beans LOL


Ryan Gosling to be our Christian Grey?!

FROM SOURCE:

Rumors have been floating around about who will star as Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele in the upcoming racy movie "Fifty Shades of Grey."

Author E.L. James has not said anything about who will officially be cast, but her husband recently spoke out saying that "Drive" star Ryan Gosling is actually up for the role.

According to NOW magazine, James' husband Niall Leonard said that "last he heard," Gosling, 31, was in the frame to play the role of Christian.

It could be that Leonard just heard Gosling as a huge fan favorite and thought he was in the running for the film, but he would know more of the inside story than any of us.

"The role of the sadomasochistic billionaire seems to be man-of-the-moment Ryan Gosling's to turn down. But the 'Drive' star may take some persuading," The Sun newspaper claimed.

Other stars were rumored to be in talks for the Christian Grey role.

"Superman" Henry Cavill was reportedly in preliminary talks with the producers of "Fifty Shades," Michael De Luca and Dana Brunetti.

According to Policy Mic, Cavill met De Luca in early July at Luca's office in Culvar City, Cali., where Cavill was promoting his upcoming movie "Man of Steel" at Comic-Con San Diego. Rumors claim "The Tudors" actor was seen coming in and out of De Luca's home/office while wearing Christian Grey's signature plaid shirt and five o'clock shadow.

According to several recent reports, "The Vampire Diaries" star Ian Somerhalder was reportedly traveling to Los Angeles to meet with "Fifty Shades" people around two weeks ago.

He revealed this information to his fans at "The Vampire Diaries" Convention in New Jersey.

Which one of these guys do you think should play Christian Grey: Ryan Gosling, Ian Somerhalder, or Henry Cavill? Share your thoughts below!


VIEW THE ARTICLE HERE

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SO, BTBs?
YAY, or NAY?! 


I love Ryan Gosling, but to play CG?... What happend to Matt Bomer? or Henry Cavill?
 AND ROB of course!?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY K2!!!!!!

Happy birthday you hot stuff!!!

Here, FB & I paid this guy to frost your cake!

We hope you like! 



Happy Birthday BTB
K2☼_Cosmo♥BD2♀TR♣QotD♦MB♂

WE FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!!



Sunday, September 2, 2012

AWKWEIRD!!!

I had a total brain fart last night.

All BTBs that saw Adventureland raise your hand.

I thought so.

All BTBs think about Kristen's character in Adventureland and tell me what what makes you go..WTF!!!

Again, I thought so.


If I'm not mistaken didn't Em (Kristen's character) have a boyfriend and then was busted for seeing a married man, Mike Connell (Ryan Reynold's character).

This is spooky!

Is this art imitating life or life imitating art??


Yeah. We know.

Fuck yeah we're drinking drugs!

Smoking and swallowing them takes too long to get in our system!


I'm totally freakin' over this!


Saturday, September 1, 2012

Guess WHO?!?!?!

Is a year wiser, and a whole lot HOTTER?!?

That's right!!

It's FreezeBurn Birthday!!!!!!!!
My Queen, My lover!

THIS:
is for you
I know I don't say this much but let me pour my heart out...
FB, you are the most amazing person I know, but have never actually met.
What's a friend, well for me a friend is someone you love & trust no matter what, no matter the distance, no matter the looks, no matter if you haven't seen the person's face.
We have so much in common, sometimes I feel we are the same person (Fight Club anyone? LOL, but in this case the 2 personalities are insane!).
I love you my dear friend, have an awesome birthday... I wish you many MANY MANY MORE.
I hope one day be able to hump your leg, lick you face and smell you strawberry hair (not pubes, I know that one is bare... LOL)
Thank you for being my friend and loving me for who I am... a delusional cow... LOL
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY! 
This is FB