The Bitches are BAAAACK!

WHAT THE FUCK HAS HAPPENED TO OUR WORLD??!!

See what happens when we go MIA for a year??!!

 

 And we never did a BTB review of Fifty Shades of Grey

(MeganBTB, you can skip this part. lol)

I am ashamed of myself for my behavior.

I deserve to have my BTB card suspended.

 BUT....

Let's forgive ourselves and move forward because we have A LOT to catch up on.

HOLY FUCK BALLS DO WE EVER!

Missed you bitches HARD!

xoxo

FIRST LOOK: MAPS TO THE STARS

!!HOLY FUCK BALLS!!

IT'S HERE!

The first sneak peek at the upcoming film Maps To The Stars.

It's been so long since we've had a Rob trailer to hump over and eventually destroy our computers and tablets because of it.

Gimme a sec while I blow the cobwebs out of my coochie-coo.

3..

2..

1..

I feel so much better!

Time to drop yo' panties and flick dat bean!

Here it is and ENJOY my lovely BTBS!

XOXO

ATTENTION ALL BTBS: IT'S TIME TO TWEET YOUR TWITTERS

Hello my lovelies.

It's been way too long.

Over time we've lost touch and focus on what's important.

And that is...US!

The BTB Nation will never vanish or break away.

We will always rise like the Phoenix.

We need to link together and never let this 

happen again.

Robsten may be broken up but BTBs will never break apart.

 (Stole this from Marcela's FB page. BATL!)

We will start doing more posts (PROMISE).

 Because that's what makes our nipples hard 

and our labia's thROB.

If you are on twitter please share your twitter names so we can

 link up and take it to the next level.

Nothing but love for all the BTBs!

Long live Rob and his Le Monster Cock!

WAKING FROM HIBERNATION

Hello my lovely BTBs!

 I blame my absence on Rob's absence.

It's been tough and here's a glimpse of those months without him...

 Yes, I eat my feelings.

 Yes, I turn into a little Asian boy when I cry.

Where the fuck is he? 

I want this back!

Am I alone?

I love you all and have missed you so much and let's make 2014 another great BTB year. 

DJ! ROCK THE MUTHAFUCKIN' BEAT!

OH NO SHE DIDN'T!

“I get further away every day,” she told Variety. “I am so over it. For me, it’s not a happy place to be.”

For once I'm at loss of words...

so you are DONE with Twilight?
You dispise it so much, you say its not a happy place?

WHAT THE FUCK??

So let me refrase:
You are saying, "thanks for you money twats, now fuck off"?

You ungrateful cow!

Read the article HERE...

*copied from comments*
Cindy says:
So when I met you at the BD2 fan camp and premiere and you were smiling taking pictures, was that all a fake?!! You didn’t want to be there? You hated every moment of it? Were you over it then and just pretending to want to be there? WHERE YOU LYING TO WHOLE TIME?!!!!!!

Would George Lucas ever say he’s over Star Wars – that it’s “not a happy place to be?” Would Steven Spielberg ever say that Indiana Jones is “not a happy place to be?” Would J.K. Rowlings ever say that she’s over Harry Potter and that he is “not a happy place to be?” ABSOLUTELY NOT!!

I have never seen one of the most disrespectful attitudes against the fans who love this story ever. How dare she! She is ungrateful, hateful, egotistical, stuck up, evil, nasty, snobbish and so much more.

She basically slapped everyone who made those films in the face basically stating, “Thanks for making me rich, now F*CK OFF!”

Well Mrs. Meyer, you the rue the day you made this statement. Every dime you spend is thanks to us, the Twihards you now hate so much. Yeah, the ones who took you from an average housewife with a dream about a vampire to a successful writer who is now making movies in Hollywood. Yes, we put you there. Gave you that producer’s chair. Now we see the real Stephenie.

I have two words for you…VERONICA ROTH. She wrote a book about her male character Four unlike you who refuse to finish Midnight Sun as a punishment to the fans who made you a rich woman.

Well, I hate to say this but, once we get over you, you will regret it. Hate you back babe. The Potterheads have Pottermore and look what we get…an ungrateful witch.

Peace.
From a Twihard who’s over SM (I will never say her name ever again because I’m over her)

***I fucking love you Cindy!!!

AND I FUCKING HATE YOU SM!
Choke on a Twinkie you you you...
PIRATE HOOKER!

I'M SORRY!!!!

I've been a bad BTB and deserve punishment!

*bends over and bats eyelashes*

is that a ridding crop??

Well, please forgive me!

I even missed half DeeDee's crazy ramp!

I'm still in Europe, in the longest vacations known to man, and dying to come home! LOL

T-minus 8 days! jesus fuck!

Please accept this token of appreciation!

Miss you! Love you!

DEEBERT: MASTER OF THE TURDIVERSE AND BEYOND

It's been way past due for me to do a post. I have to apologize my life has been a total bitch lately. 

BUT not as a big of bitch as our favorite punching bag, DEEDEE777. She must have discovered a miracle drug because the cunt is back!

Yes, our sweet little survior is back with fist a blazin'! Her Vitamin B shot must have kicked in because she came after us like Stephenie Meyer at a Twinkie convention.

Here's just a clip of her sad attempt to redeem herself.

*please excuse me while I piss myself laughing*

 

Oh Heavenly Father above please stop me from laughing before I rupture something and end up next to DeeDee in the hospital.

When I think of Deebert I just want to:

 

I think that when the world comes to an end all that will be left is cockroaches, Cher, The Kardashians and DEEDEE777.

It's so great to be back and there's a new level of BTB-ism that has been woken inside me. 

Brace yourself....it's hardcore and it's cumming out hard!

p.s. Here's THE JAW...

BTB WORLD DOMINATION!!!

Happy Memorial Day Weekend My LOVERS!!!!! (In the US)

Happy Memorial Weekend!!!

I hope everyone has an awesome weekend!

And can anyone tell me when will MISSION BLACKLIST is coming out/being filmed/ etc?

Enjoy these magnificent manips for now...

Gosh, I need to go and change my panties UNF!

This last one make me: djbvaivba;ofebva;eibjvl;aevjeornbqwobvqovb

*hump my keyboard*

No more Robsten.... AGAIN??

So the rumor mill says Rob is a single man again *sharpens cougar teeth* 

What the hell happened?!?

Did he finally realize BTB are the women of his dreams? Why have one , when you can have them all!!! Right?!?!

Well, tell me in the comments why you think they broke up, or who will be the best replacement for Kstew... Fell free to add my name!! LOL

**Love you girls, sorry for the absence again, real life was sucking BIG TIME!

Errrrrr..... NOPE!

I don't know where to start with this pic...

Thanks to whomever made this manip... 

I appreciate it... BUT WHY did you have to make Emmett SO FAT!?! 

And look at the size of Bella's kenkles... and Alice's guns!

So much win

One word: Awesome!

This is fucking awesome! 

5-head looks so creepy, I love it! 

LMFAO!

*Enter Dirty Comments HERE*

Oh.My.God.

Thanks to our WONDERFUL MegO-BTB, we got this gem!

My head is SO filled with dirty thoughts I think it may explode!

LOL

I keep waiting for Kellan to pull 
one of these out! LMAO

K-Stew and Clothes...

K-Stew is widely known by her "Clothes Stealing Borrowing"

I'm sure, she has enough money to buy her own...

So what triggers it?

Here is what I think:

KStew is part Seagull.

She sees it, she wants it, she fights for it!

Rob has shown a lot of new clothes lately...

She must be in shoplifting heaven!!!

LOL

OMG THIS MADE ME WAIL!

As I read this, I was in my kitchen, first thing that popped-up into my head was: this blog, Rob and Kris...

OMG the pain I felt was unreal, it's unthinkable...

*wipes tears*

I remember when I first saw the poster for the movie Twilight; I thought it was juvenile and I refused to go to the theater and support that crap, I had seen the books, but they didn't appeal me at all...

Then, one afternoon, while I was surfing through channels HBO was playing said movie... and I said: "what the hell, I have nothing better to do" So I watched it...

Oh boy, oh boy...

When Edward enters that cafeteria, I was done.

Love at first sight, I never seen that man before, my panties were trembling...

That hair, the loopsided smile, that voice!

From that day on, About three things I was absolutely positive. 

First, Edward was Rob and he was an English man.

Second, there was a part of him, and I didn't know how dominant that part might be, that he was a adorable dork.
And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.

FOREVER.

Love.Peace.Twilight.

HOLY CRAP!

*tears up again*

HOLY PECS!

What's air?

Do I need it?!?!

ROB has clearly been working out... JESUS!

*humps air*

BRB, I need to new shammanties...

PS: Apologies my BTBs, life has been nuts. But you know I love you! MUAH! 

Oh, No You Didn't! But, yeah they did! LOL

A fucking person, with a sick twisted sense of humor created this!

What can I say you fucking EVIL GENIUS! 

I Fucking Love you!

LMFAO!

Poor Kristen, she looks like she's on meth LOL

They did it to Kimmy and her black BF LOL

And to one of my favorite people in the world!

Poor Sofia Vergara!!! LMFAO!!! 

To view all the magic click HERE!!!

(and I know you can't resist my "click here's" LOL)

Thank you facebook and tumblr, 

bc of you I'll have fucking nightmares tonight! 

THIS MIGHT BE OUR CHRISTIAN GREY

Before I go any further I will need our BTB MegO to sit down and try not to flood the room!

Stephen Amell has released a comment saying he has had meetings in regard to playing  

....yes...

CHRISTIAN GREY. 

Very nice.

You might know Stephen better from his CW show, Arrow.

 Very, very nice!

My ovaries are still holding out for Rob or Henry but my lady grapes are hopeless dreamers.

 

 You can check out SA's facebook page to watch the vid of him talking about it.

*****

L♥VES YA/MISSES YA, BTBS!

Where you bitches at???!!!!