SINCE IT'S HOT AS FUCK WEATHER WISE I GUESS IT'S ONLY FITTING TO HAVE A FUCK HOT POST, RIGHT?
I'VE NEVER BEEN EXCITED OVER MALE STRIPPERS....
UNTIL MAGIC MIKE.
HOLY FUCK BALLS IN MY MOUTH!
I'VE NEVER BEEN EXCITED OVER MALE STRIPPERS....
UNTIL MAGIC MIKE.
HOLY FUCK BALLS IN MY MOUTH!
MELT, BITCHES! MELT!
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Hope you're seeing this post while you're on weekend vaca, Marcela!
*strips off clothes and dances around*
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I know I've been MIA and a bad BTB... *hangs head in shame* It's fuck hot here too and our old house had A/C.... new house doesn't!!! It was fucking 28C (82.4F) in the house last night!!! I am no longer casper white but more of a lobster red even with my SPF 60 every 2 hours.
I miss you guys. Oh I did go see Magic Mike and the first hour was really good and I found the second hour to be kinda slow.... My friend who I went with is now telling me she is taking me to the strippers cause I've never been but I guess Canadian male strippers are usually full monty and she said it's kinda weird cause they'll have a half chubby and shaking it all over..... ya kinda doesn't sound hot to me! lol.
No worries. We know you are busy with a new home. 82.4°F??!! That sounds like the North Pole here. It's 103°F outside right now here. But a WONDERFUL cold front is coming through this week and bringing 75°F temps.
I'm not crazy about some oily guy rubbing up against me. FUCK NO. If there was a Fifty stripper....I'M THERE! And male strippers would be smart to play on the power of Fifty these days.
Take care of that sunburn! OUCHIE!
Ya I've never been to the male strippers, it's never appealed to me. I did see female strippers once and my friend and I just sat and laughed the whole time... we were 19 and embarrassed! lol. Yah outside it's 94F but not 103F. The house being that hot sucks though, thankfully our basement wasn't too bad and the kids slept down in Oggie's room. Yah my house is still so disorganized and I still have so much to do. I despise moving!
The heat is killer this Summer and I hear it's only going to get worse! Only more reason for November to cum. *wink*
I've had the central air on non-stop for days! Come on down, it's a perfect 73° in the house. You can be the bartender while Marcela is away. lol
Can you sent a little bit of heat to Europe especially Germany please?! It's too cold (70°F) for summer and it's raining a lot. I think we had like 5 sunny days in the last 2 months.
Crazy weather is crazy!
Believe me! If I could, I would send you 20+ degrees. Crazy weather is crazy...and fucked up!
*duct tapes ice cubes to nipples*
AAAAHHHH! Blue nipples are normal, right?
Sure...
BATLMFAO! I knew I could count on my BTB to be honest with me.
My best friend was raving about this.
It was a good movie. They didn't show my guy (JM) that much. His part was big but his part was small. Does that make sense? LOL But the penis pump scene was something to behold.
And another thing. I COULD NOT FUCKING BELIEVE how many old women came to see this movie. Majority of the theater was filled with women over 50 and some were in their 70-80's! One bitch had a walking cane. It probably doubled as a dildo but whatever. And some brought their husbands!! Hand to Bible, my bff and I checked to make sure we were in the right there TWICE!
I will get this movie on blu ray because CT can move like he only has ONE BONE in his body. *evil grin* But seriously fucker can dance! GOTDAMN!
Good morning Btb's!
I yet to see this movie! I'm waiting to go with the girls next Tuesday to see it.
These gifs r hottt indeed! Thanks for the awesome visuals before I see it!
****drooing***
Holy cow tacos!
*fans self*
Have mercy bitches, I have the worse sun burn ever and you are making me all hot and bothered! LOL
Missed you like a twat!!!
AMEN!!!!
LOL
Oh God!! That pump scene!!!!
Big dick is a good nickname... just sayin!
and CT, holy fuck... I found myself moving with the music couple of time, or yelling "GIVE IT TO ME"..... then my mom would elbow me... LOL
Gotta love Big Dick Richie. No confusion in that name at all! LOL
BATL! I wish I could have seen this movie with you! I embarrassed my friend so bad because of my BTB mouth. I didn't even care that our theater looked like a Golden Girls reunion.
Thank FUCK you're back! I was on BTB withdrawal from you. It was an ugly scene around my house. The bf is still limping.
Please tell me this wasn't you??!!!
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh God, yes... cooter was little pale, now I need an Aloe plant shoved in my lady garden! LOL
BATL!!!!!
Oh man!!!! I'm sorry! I'm back with a vengeance! Since the only part I can move it's my fingers... I'll be here all day! LOL
LMAO!!!!
Awwww old ladies getting a wrinkled lady boner...
Ew Ew EW bad mental picture
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I prefer pink meat but I guess I can cope with red for alittle while. LOL
FINGERS WORK FOR ME! Damn. I'm a perv today. I'm just so happy!!! YAH!!!
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I swear to God himself every time an old lady strolled in we did a double-take at each other.
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LMAO!!!
Fucking love it!
LOLOLOL
*licks lips*
Glad that gave you a giggle. Now let's add a wiggle-n-tickle to that giggle. LOL
OH MY SHIT!!!! Those GIFs are fucking amazing! *melts*
Matt Bomer! *drools*
Matt Bomer can be our gay Fifty ANYTIME! I'll strap on a strap-on for him any day!
HOLY FUCK BALLS......MY ASS when he dances to Pony...My girly parts about choked me cuz they were tryin to jump outta my throat!
FMH! When I heard that song and he started dancing my ovaries starting pumping horny juices to every inch of my body!
FUUUUUUUCK! He's fucking gay?!!! God Damnit! Why? That's sooooo unfair!
Yep. He's gay and he's fucking gay. Our team lost another hottie. My heart broke just like yours when I found out.
BATL @ FUUUUUUUCK!
God dammit god dammit god dammit! I had no idea he was gay and my gaydar is spot fucking on! *heart splits*
I FUCKING love it when you start using profanity! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh do you now? lol. I'm soooo sad he bats for the other team. He's so fucking hot! At least we still have Rob!
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