Thursday, July 19, 2012

BREAKING NEWS: Robsten Book On The Works!

Hey Darling Bitches!!

Apparently there is this book on the toaster 
"Tell-All-About-Robsten-Kinky Ways"
...AND it claims to be HOT!!!


From Source:
Shocking Tell All Book To Blow Lid On 'Sex-Crazed Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart'
Couple allegedly extremely experimental and dabbled in open relationship.


Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are set to be rocked by a tell-all book that will allegedly blow the lid on their very secret romance with allegations of cheating, sexual liberation and on set 'Twilight' tension caused by their relationship.
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SO?!?!
I truly hope this is an illustrated book, and its not just full of shit and gossip.
I'm expecting to see something like THIS, if not... don't even bother.
"and then Robert cuffed Kristen to the bed
 before claiming her body..."

"Just then Kristen grabbed Robert balls 
and squeezed them hard..."

WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANNA READ?!?

Read the whole article HERE 
Thanks TIDRP - LovesRobX50 for the spy work!! 

33 comments:

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

This bitches don't know... the book was already written...
Its name its Fifty Shades! LOL

But in their case, they take turns being the Master.... UNF

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7evjzOyX91raetb4o1_400.jpg

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

GAHHHHHH

I want Robsten's sex tape instead!!!! 

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7bo64a8871ql6o50o1_500.gif

PinkLady_BTB® said...

Damn, that gif is hot!

#TeamAuditionTape #TeamSexTape

TIDRP - LovesRobX50 said...

LOL! Ahhh haha you posted it!

I got excited when I read this...even though I know it's prob a shitstorm of gossip....I've no doubt that Rob and Kristen are freaky in the sack. 

He's a walking sex god....how could he not be a freak!

Love all the gif's already lol!

TIDRP - LovesRobX50 said...

I would bang myself out so hard that my vagina would curse me out, hop off my body, and walk away if Robsten made a sex tape lol

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!!!

Let's chant together!!!

SEX-TAPE! SEX-TAPE! SEX-TAPE! SEX-TAPE! SEX-TAPE! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I know!!!!  UNF

#SEX-TAPE! 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 What did I tell you about showing your "undercarriage" on Thursdays???!!!

If you're not going to do it everyday then don't do it all! You're a clit tease in the worst way!

 *crosses arms and pouts*

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!!!!

I'm just glad my meat curtains are not showing! BATL!!!! 

My apologies, would it make it better if I let you sit on my face *wiggles eyebrows* 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!! you wish my command!!! 

I fucking love it!!! But I want more gifs!!! 

Aurora23❤BTB❤® said...

Fuck a book! Unless it is completely a picture only, I don't want to read it!

****chants "SEX TAPE SEX TAPE SEX TAPE!!!!"

Robsten porn always!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 Why not the other way around?? I didn't have lunch today so I might as well go straight to dessert!

*licks lips and then licks lips*




I swear to God. Can you imagine what passerby readers think when they read our posts and comments??!! I know we either  scare the fuck out of them or they fall in love with us. That's the true sign if you're a true BTB. LOL

TIDRP - LovesRobX50 said...

SEX TAPE SEX TAPE SEX TAPE!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I just want to see a sextape. more than likely its a bunch of gossip

TIDRP - LovesRobX50 said...

You must have an insane sex life....where do you find all these hot GIF's at.....they make me quiver. 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Bright (and horny) minds think alike! LOL 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!!!! 

You are a true BTB~ LOL!!! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

UNF!!!

If I must say... then yes! It's fucking awesome LOL we are a pair of kinky bastards! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

OH GOD!~!!!!

I choked on my own saliva! (or did I..??? *wiggles eyebrows*) 

I know!!!! I betting we get more of the later one! LOL!!! 

Karen said...

Yes! A picture book with visual aids only....IF a book ever was truthfully written about their sex life, I would not be able to read...the brain would be mush...pictures are all I could handle!!!

Karen said...

I just want to see the audition tape that CH masturbates to every night!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

*gags*

but I want that tape now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Karen said...

Sorry about that visual BTB...

Karen said...

SEX TAPE! SEX TAPE! SEX TAPE!

Karen said...

I agree...if people can't even determine if they're "dating" how the fuck do they know anything about their sex life...what a bunch of crap!

Karen said...

True, so true!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

Are you speaking of the HOLY GRAIL of Twilight footage?

Karen said...

Oh yes I am....that could be fucking hotter than any other celebrity sex tape and they'd still have their clothes on! I want to see the look of Rob's face when he kisses her the first time....CH said it was pretty hot. I bet he was grinding his 21 y/o Monster Cock into her 17 y/o pussy. CH said she had to remind them Twilight was only rated PG 13!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 no words....I think I'm having a stroke.

9-1-FUCK IT!

mell61 ★BTB® said...

I want the braille version, yes i'll run my fingers over that!

star4_BTB® said...

The gif of the guy putting on handcuffs... his hands totally move the same way Rob's do.

UNF!!!!

star4_BTB® said...

I didn't read the whole story, because I was hoping (but at the same time NOT) that this story wasn't true.  Mainly because it is a violation of Rob and Kristen's privacy, and I don't like to hear that they have an open relationship (prude star).  Who is supposed to be writing this?  How could they know so much about their sexual relationship?

The book I want to read is the one Rob has mentioned writing himself.  Wonder if he will ever finish/publish it.  What would you do if their relationship turned out to be totally boring?  Oh well.

star4_BTB® said...

Second thought.....  What if the book mentioned in the article WAS the one that Rob is writing?  OH SNAP!!!!