THIS IS NOT HOW I WANTED TO START MY TUESDAY BUT HERE WE GO. OH YEAH, I USING THE HELP OF EMILY STONE WITH THIS POST.
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University of Central Lancashire's (UCLan) Dr Faye Skelton employed image-generating software to "create" the first image of womankind's perfect Christian Grey, using a radio poll of a tiny sampling of fans of the novel. Among this Christian's features, taken from their suggested dream actors: Patrick Dempsey's eyes, Brad Pitt's jawline, Chris Hemsworth's nose, and, um, Val Kilmer's lips. Needless to say, this 12-woman focus group might have been a bit too narrow a selection...
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HERE ARE THE RESULTS...
THIS ISN'T WORKING FOR ME.
WHO AND WHERE ARE THESE 12 WOMEN? I NEED TO HAVE A MOMENT WITH THEM. A FUCKING CALCULATOR WOULD HAVE DONE A BETTER JOB THEN THIS!!!
WHATCHA THINK, EMILY?
WHO AND WHERE ARE THESE 12 WOMEN? I NEED TO HAVE A MOMENT WITH THEM. A FUCKING CALCULATOR WOULD HAVE DONE A BETTER JOB THEN THIS!!!
WHATCHA THINK, EMILY?
YEP. I'M AGREEING WITH EMILY.
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OVER HERE AT THE BTB HEADQUARTERS WE HAVE OUR OWN HIGH TECH EQUIPMENT AND PROFESSIONALS. AND THIS IS WHAT OUR COMPOSITE CAME OUT TO BE.
YES, I KNOW.
U.N.F.
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OVER HERE AT THE BTB HEADQUARTERS WE HAVE OUR OWN HIGH TECH EQUIPMENT AND PROFESSIONALS. AND THIS IS WHAT OUR COMPOSITE CAME OUT TO BE.
YES, I KNOW.
U.N.F.
NOW THIS IS THE FACE OF CHRISTIAN GREY. WAS THAT SO HARD?
I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO!
WHATCHA THINK, EMILY?
I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO!
WHATCHA THINK, EMILY?
I TOTALLY AGREE, EMILY!
106 comments:
This makes me want to scoop my eyeballs out with a spoon and flick them at this "doctor" Faye Skelton. I shouldn't want to kill someone so early in the week, just sets a bad tone for the rest of the week.
For starters, they need to stick to actors under the age of 30, then go with the original inspiration (how many times do we have to say this)...Robert Pattinson is the only Christian Grey...
WTF is that on the first pic?
Dude, I would've done a better job with my cooter holding a marker (that sounds kinda good actually)
Marcela! Focus!
Let me try...
*hums & moans*
Done!!
http://api.ning.com/files/0S0RG2qjlj31cJKOtmZnx21gEc*2bjaf*AgJRpTQVDkp2j1z0VEHRRrVuzkhOkrzQvHiM5xY7ag9thVVWDnxOQExtY-6FBFq/robert_pattinson_iv_by_blueabyss17404d2xjp5d.png
I say go for it!
Assholes playing with our feelings!!!
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LOL...the sight of Rob makes you tense up enough to hold something as small as a marker without dropping it...I know it does me!
I'm so sick of these fuckin stupid douche women commenting on who their perfect Christian is....all I've heard are actors that are like 40 and over for fuck's sake....
Does NO ONE realize that Mrs. James' Christian is ROB??!?!??!
GAH!
Preach it, BTB! Preach it like the gospel!
AMEN!
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Aside from my BTB's of course....It goes without saying that I know you all know that Rob IS Christian =)
I loved your cooter before but now I really love your cooter! I knew it was talented but HOLY FUCK BALLS!
COOTER. IT'S TALENTED.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m67ul7O2aF1qicjryo1_500.jpg
LMFAO!!!!
Fuckin' A we do! And any bitch that doesn't think so has to hit the gravel. *poor Leah* LOL
lol I'm over the whole *poor leah*....any person on this site knows better than to start shit...just sayin.
As a Rob fan, personally I don't see how she could have doubted his ability to bring Christian to life....I don't remember exactly what she said...but she scurried off pretty quickly after that so.....what's that tell ya lol.
P.S. you know she prob still comes to this site.....
She sealed her fate when she said what she said. BTBs are a wild and irrational. We take attack anything that pisses us off! LOL
Mostly. She has to duct tape her hands to her legs so she won't comment.
LMFAO!!!!
Did I mention it was a vibrating marker?! LOL
I was making the "O" face the whole time!
You were using one of those Crayola Wigglin' Markers!!!
One of the perks of having kids, eh? When the vibrator dies just grab one of the kids markers! You know the president of Crayola has to be a woman. LOL
Can you believe.....
I was just talking to a friend and the subject of romance (or female porn/smut) novels came up... I think she has a friend or relative who writes them.
She knew about Fifty Shades of Grey, (she hasn't read them though) and she had NO IDEA that is was originally fanfic from Twilight. If she didn't know, then there must be a whole lot of women that don't know either..... so those poor women are getting the wrong picture of CG painted in their imaginations. Isn't that a discrace??
The only reason Fifty is as popular as it is, is because people (talk shows etc) are mentioning them with the Ed/Bella subject kept "secret"..... which I think is very smart and classy... yet, at the same time it is keeping so many women in the dark about the truth behind the characters. The book is popular BECAUSE of Ed/Bella, yet they are being kept on the down-low.... kind of interesting.
How did you dry it off when you were done?
Holy Hell. I just thought everyone knew the twi-connection to Fifty. Damn.
Vibrating markers? Where can I get one....
with farts...
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6szuv3CiG1ravbbfo1_500.jpg
LMFAO!!!!!
I'll never look at coloring time the same...ever!
I have no idea what happened with the whole Leah story. Was is something she said?! Because I think it's kind of sad, I thought everyone can say whatever the fuck they want on here. Because it's not RC. Is she not welcomed anymore?!
I'm just curious...:-)
Crayola should have a new slogan like:
With Crayola you never stay inside the lines.
Yup WTF I like to have a word with these 12 fucking women...Seriously they obviously never read the original. Dammit I fucking get so worked up about this everytime. NO! I READ MOTU FIRST AND IT WILL ALWAYS BE MOTHERFUCKING ROB!!!!!END OF STORY ARGHH...(screaming like a fucking banchee)
We never told her to leave, NEVER! I think she felt alittle ambushed when she started making the same comments that she had done many times before about Rob WOULD NEVER play CG and she went so far to say that Rob said that he wouldn't play CG. Rob has never commented on Fifty that I know of. And once she started many BTBs voiced their opinion to her about it and I think that is what made her stop commenting. We were just trying to talk logically (the best a BTB can) and I guess she didn't want to hear it. But she's commented to me last week so I don't think she's mad anymore.
Tell us how you really feel. LMFAO!!
LOL!!!!!
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Like I always say, more for us! LOL
Argh..don't even get me started. These women act like they stumbled on it first. no......i stumbled on it first. I'm acting like a spoiled child who is having a tantrum but yeah.....
What happened to Leah?
It's kinda sexy. Keep being a spoiled brat!
*palm starts twitching*
I think it was all over Rob playing CG.
Twitchy palm!!?!?!? I'm actually reading MotU again and my god I love it
Oh, ok! She is a handful, that woman! LOL
I can imagine she got too excited. That happened a lot with her.
I think people take some things too seriously or think they know what a celebrity would think/say! But the truth is, we really don't! So why take it so personal.
As Mtv's Josh would say: 'Whatever' ;-)
I guess she'll peek her head back in the room once she's ready to. But we never block or ban anyone. If we don't like someone we'll just kill them and set their boby on fire and then make S'mores!
Yeah, everyone can say whatever they want, she just wanted us to agree with her, and we wouldn't.
She was saying Rob would not make a good Christian Grey, which we all disagreed. No one kicked her out.
But the major point was that everyone was pissed off that she would comment to EVERY SINGLE comment, and most of the time it would make no sense, it was only to reach top commenters.
Lots of BTBs where asking nicely to "READ BEFORE YOU POST" because she was making no sense, and she was just being plain annoying.
But one day she was going all crazy and pissed off EVERYONE who was commenting that day, she did it to herself.
She was not banned or anything, she's probably just butt hurt, because she was told to calm the fuck down and to read before posting.
I'll pass...
I don't like like s'mores any'mores
I'll show you *wiggles eyebrows*
Ooookaayyyy! LOL
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You're such a kinky lil B...I wanna tear you apart! lol
I understand! I always wondered why she was commenting so much in just 1 post. So crazy sometimes. And at first I thought she was a teenager because of the grammar! :-/
Some people are quite impulsive!
Fucking Disqus!
Ugh! I think that man is implying that he accidentally crapped in his pants a little....
Please don't say you accidentally crapped on your gorgeous cooter drawing.
:-D
She ran off at the mouth and people on here called her on it and she hasn't commented since.
Butt hurt is the worse. BATL!
I comment alot but that's just because I have a big mouth and even bigger, dirtier mind that's always working. I gotta let it out or I'll get blue ovaries. That shit hurts. lol
LMFAO! They don't have the same flavor I thought they use to have.
Don't worry. You're safe.
*evil grin*
Wow! I should have just let you answered. Straight to the point.
Can I dry hump you now??
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I mean that's what happened...no one kicked her out or told her to never comment...but we're all adults here...if we talk smack we should expect to be called on it. If you can't handle defending yourself or justifying a comment you made when asked....then don't say it.
I'd rather you wet humped me...it feels better ;)
LOL!!!!!
A true story:
My 4-year-old came to me the other day and said "mooooommmyy I have a surprise for you"
I said "what is it babe?"
he responded "My fart came out brown...."
Yeah....
Gah! Bad results! Bad results! Nice redraw <3
Seeing Rob play Christian would be cool, but it sounds like EL is trying to veer away from R&K. After seeing Magic Mike...Alex would be a nice runner up for me ;)
Awww! What a sweet surprise!
I think girls learn at a young age (at least I did) that you do not ever force a fart. I did that when I was young... maybe around five... and I can remember vividly, reminding myself that I would never force a fart ever again... thus my chonies always stayed clean. Ta Da!!
HOLY SHIT! (pardon the pun)
Reason # 265,756 why I don't want kids.
When my biological clock starts ticking then I will just put in my ear-buds and just jam to Pat Benatar's, Hell Is For Children".
*fist bump*
*blow it up*
I AIM TO PLEASE!
Is she really? FUCK ME DUMB, DEAF & BLIND! FUUUUCK!
I feel an ugly cry about to happen.
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BOOM!
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hmmmm.... Is Christian Grey now appearing on Americas Most Wanted?
Assuming Rob doesn't play Christian, can i vote for Michael Fassbender??? I think he's already got the moves!
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Oh yeah!
Have you seen 'Shame'? Fassy is definitely not afraid to show some skin!
oh yeah, and I think the role of Christian does need a 'method actor', doesn't it! I have to say his 'role' in Shame was outstanding, literally!
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Yeah. K2 probably read what I did, about EL saying that R/K would NOT be a good idea. I think she even snorted as she scoffed at the idea. It was during a book signing or Q&A convention or something. The article I read really pissed me off... don't know how true it is... I never know whether to believe anything I read, so I don't forward it on to you ladies, cuz I don't want to be responsible for posting something that isn't true... or something that that will piss everyone off. ;-)
It is sad!!!! And what's funny is EL said R&K playing C&A would be too weird... But, uh, weren't R&K [aka: B&E] used for C&A??? So they would be PREFECT, right?! lol
Yeah, I heard the same thing! I think she's going to pick someone who is not that popular.
http://www.celebuzz.com/2012-07-05/50-shades-of-grey-author-rules-out-robert-pattinson-kristen-stewart-for-movie/
Yes, it was!
Nice body, looks great in a suit! What else do you need?! LOL
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And he got some practice in, in Dangerous Method
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Well, that's perfect!
He is Christian Grey! LOL
Seriously!!! LOL
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PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! Share any info that you come across!! I know some articles can be bullshit but any at least it will give us something to blame. LOL
xoxo
I don't get it. I really don't want to think of EL as a SM but she use to be one of us and she knows that we will cut a bitch if we don't get what we want!
Did you hear about the lady that got hit and killed by a car while waiting to get tix for the BD2 press conference at ComicCon? WTF??!!!
I'm almost coming to terms with the idea that Robsten might not do it. But they will always be my #1 choice. They are Ana and Christian. There's no other. THE END.
LOVE ME SOME PATRICK & SPONGEBOB BUTTHURT!!
My guess is that El would love to have R&K as her actors, but is playing a safe reality that that probably won't happen. Unless a miracle breaks open in the 50 world. ;) while I would love to see them as C&A, if t doesn't happen I hope we get actors that can fill the bill? I wonder if EL has a say in choosing? I'm anxious and scared of who we might get.
Yes, OMG, that poor woman! I'm very sad to hear about her!!! The article I read said she saw the line move with her friends in it, ran to catch up and tripped into traffic. WTH? Were they next to the freeway? I'm just in sad shocked! I wonder what's going to happen with Rob and the cast, and what they'll say. I know they have to be saddened by this as well...
It just seems so surreal...
I read that EL made sure that it was clear that she would have control/pick over producers, director choice, actors, etc. That makes me feel better because SM didn't have any control over the first Twilight movie and let's face it, it's a good movie but it was sliced to shreds. I really hope Universal talks her into thinking about Robsten. Universal already has Kristen on their side because of SWATH. And I'm sure it wouldn't be hard for Kristen to pull Rob into the pic. I think Kristen and Rob know each other.....but that could be just another Hollywood rumor. *tee hee*
Robsten is the most, MOST wanted actors right now. And ever since Karen posted that pic of Kristen with Had2BU written on her hand just proves that's Kristen's reading the books! YIPPY!
Shwew, I'm glad she's got control! ;)
I saw the movie Twilight first, then read the book. And I remember sitting there half way through, thinking, "This book is all wrong!" lol
What's the Had2BU thing? Oh wait, I scrolled around. I wonder why she wrote it on her hand? But that's awesome!!! I'm still blown away by how BIG 50 became! ;)
OMG! We had similar first time Twi-experience! I bought the blu ray then read the books and was like..WTF??!!
But I still love it. ♥
I don't know who put it out there but there's a extended version of Twilight. Has several extra scenes in it. Like when B&E are walking and he pulls her to the ground and he bites her finger. And when Emmet is talking to Edward outside at the school about Bella "not being one of them". It's such a better movie then the theatrical one!!
I wonder why she wrote that on her hand? Or did she? Maybe Rob wrote it on her. I DON'T KNOW! BUT I WANNA KNOW!
Yeah these 12 random woman are fucking living in a cave watching too much CSI!!!
So Fifty Shades made an official Facebook page to be up to date with what is going on to making of the movie and casting and everything!
So LIKE this page so you can be up to date with the correct updates on what is going on with this movie to be made!!!
Also, let our voices be heard and let's let them know who should really be CG & Ana!!!
https://www.facebook.com/FiftyShadesSource
That's a fan based FSoG FB account. It's not an official page of FSoG.
My bad for using the word"OFFICIAL". it has been removed so it is politically correct! :)
It gets its updates from EL James Author Facebook page so it will give up to date info on what is going on with the movie.
Amazeballs!!!!
We should have a party when they announce the cast, we will either be screaming with happiness or sobbing deep in sadness, but drinking regardless! LOL
Agree!!
Webcast the sobbing or joy over the net to all the BTB's! that would be cool!
LOL, let's go ask her, she's on her way to San Diego...♥
That's probably why Twilight is still my favorite movie so far. It's the only one I had nothing to compare to, lol. I've seen the extended scenes, but NOT as part of the movie! BRILLIANT!!! ♥
I honestly can not stand Alex! He has ego bigger than North America!
I saw Twilight on DVD first too, then read the books. Funny thing is before I watched Twilight and read the books, Isabella was on our name list and the middle name is Marie after my grandma but then after I read the books I decided to take the name off my list.... I'm glad too cause everyone would associate it with the books plus the popularity issue.
She honestly didn't seem to have the maturity that the rest of the BTBs on here did though.
FB difference is you read what is said before commenting, Leah didn't!
OMG!!! Gotta love kids!!! Alie's farts would scare a grown man... no word of a lie! No farts turning brown though....
I don't get it. Didn't she see how annoying and obvious it was? She would "LOL" to everyone's comment or say something that didn't even make sense. And don't get me started on her repeating herself. UGH.
LMFAO!!! Kid farts are just funny. Just the word "fart" cracks me up. LOL
I know FB! She came across as an annoying 14 year old! Plus the bad grammar.... I know none of us are perfect but hers was horrendous!
Really? I don't know of him that well. Diva, eh? They said he was the one of all the guys that got most of the hair removal. Hairy, diva bitch!
Smart move!
I really think she tried to be younger to fit in because she is older but we're not 10 years old and that's what she sounded like.
IKR!!
I know what you mean....these ladies at work look mat me like I have 2 heads when I tell them I read the original about 3 years ago!
Maybe, who knows. It drove me nuts though!
Yah I like Alana Marie a lot more!
That's what I've heard.... I've read that in some interviews he's acted like an ass and in one of his interviews they asked him how he liked LA and he said geographically it's nice but all the cunts need to be run out and a couple of other things and this was coming from him before he did Beastly ect.
Kid farts are funny.... except 10 year old boy farts.... those are kinda fucking gross! lol.
Yup I know! Guess she really wasn't reading what was posted though!
That doesn't surprise me... And if it's true, booooo, but that's one side of CG he could pull off then, and in the movie he presented this sexy vulnerability that I was drawn to ;) which is another part of CG. I put two acting skills together, along with looks, and thought, "Hey!" But if he's an ass, we know ELJ won't pick him, just as long as she's happy and finds someone AWESOME!!! <3
LOL! He talks like a BTB!
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