BTBs-UNCENSORED: July 2012

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

OMG. WE NEEDED THIS!!

New Cosmopolis clip.

I wanna smell sex.

I wanna smell his sex.

I want to smell it so hard and taken it in so deep.

Monday, July 30, 2012

BTB BLOOD BOILS

SOME MOTHERFUCKER'S HAVE WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS. THERE ARE BETTER GIFS THAT COULD BE MADE.

JUST WHEN MY HATRED STARTED TO DULL I COME ACROSS THIS.

TIME FOR MY QUEEN ATTITUDE TO MAKE IT'S APPEARANCE.

AND IS IT MY IMAGINATION OR IS SHE TELLING RUPERT TO STOP??

HE IS A NASTY, CREEPY FUCKER!

I REFUSE TO LET THIS POST BE TOTALLY ABOUT THE CHEATERS. WE NEED A LAUGH!

AND I FOUND IT.

TWI-REACTIONS

NOW THAT THE NEWS OF KRISPERT-GATE HAS CIRCLED THE GLOBE ABOUT MILLION TIMES SOME OF THE TWI-GANG ARE REACTING TO IT.

Okay...fine. You got me. It's just a stupid pic NR posted from the TCA.

NR really shouldn't try to be funny. It would be my pleasure to rip her throat out with my teeth.

I will go scary on that bitch in 1.2 seconds. And that goes double for Kristen!!

Sunday, July 29, 2012

EW MAGAZINE FIFTY COVER HOAX

I almost sharted myself when I came across it!
But indeed it is a fake.

Our poor lil' BTB KK will probably have a heart attack when she sees this.

Who knows mouth-2-mouth?
*evil grin*

THESE VIDEOS ARE FOR YOU, KK!
♥♥♥

Sunday Treat: Kellan Edition

What's better than:

DRY KELLAN

ON A BOAT

AT THE BEACH?

Well, let me tell you...

Fucking WET Kellan on a boat showing us his manly parts is definitely better!

Probably the cold water it's not this Vamp best friend, but I still think he has a nice size (cut! & manscaped!) SALAMI!!!!

HAPPY SUNDAY HORNY BITCHES!!!

THE BTB SUNDAY POST

THIS SHOULD BE ROB'S FIRST STATEMENT ABOUT THE "SITUATION".

I WOULD CUM SO HARD IF ROB WORE THIS TEE SHIRT AGAIN FOR THE FIRST SINCE ALL THE DRAMA STARTED.

Saturday, July 28, 2012

IN TODAY'S NEWS.....

Aurora, you are a bad ass and thanks for the HYSTERICAL pix!
BTB spy at it again!
XOXO

Friday, July 27, 2012

Caption THIS!!!!!

I don't even want to know what she's looking for... really.

Yeah... Ewwwww

Let me see... Yeap, still mad as hell with her!

Thursday, July 26, 2012

ROB MADE A STATEMENT?!!?!?

GQ MAG has the exclusive!!!

We've gotten press releases from both Kristen Stewart AND Rupert Sanders about the fallout from Twi-Gate (has anyone called it Twi-Gate yet? Because we're calling it that). But what of the aggrieved Robert Pattinson? Thankfully, GQ got an exclusive first look at R-Pattz's forthcoming public statement on the matter.

What's that? Kristen cheated on me? Seriously? Oh man. Oh God. Oh man. Oh God oh man oh God oh man. I feel so...

[squints really hard to simulate crying]

She seemed so happy, you know? Except for when she was pouting and refusing to talk, which I guess she did a lot. Was it something I did? I just wanna...

[bites bottom lip to simulate anger]

I feel so... What's that feeling where someone is loyal to you and then they're suddenly not loyal? I feel unloyaled to.

[stares wistfully into camera with mouth partially open]

I can't take this right now.

[stares down at the floor at an angle to simulate deep thought]

I remember when we first met, you know? And I was like, "Hi, I'm Rob." And she was like, "Ummm." And I was like, "Yeah." And she was like, "Ummm." And then I was like, "Ummm." And she was like, "Yeah." You don't make that kind of connection with someone every day, you know? So for her to go out and cheat on me with Walt Disney... I don't know how to react to that other than...

[runs hand through immaculate hair]

I have such great fans, you know? They're great.

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**So I guess this was made by GQ as a joke?
Well, it was kinda funny...

So, Rob Moves Out....

Is this the begining of the end?

Per "People" Rob moved out today...

Robert Pattinson has packed his bags.

Following Kristen Stewart's public apology for having a fling with her Swath director Rupert Sanders, the 26-year-old actor has left the Los Angeles home he shared with Stewart, PEOPLE has confirmed.

"I'm not sure they'll be able to recover from this," a source says of the couple of three years, who met making the Twilight trilogy.

In seclusion and not in contact with Stewart, 22, the British star "is heartbroken and angry," says the source.
Yeah?

No fucking kidding!

Read article here

Well, its known that ALL THE NONSTENS are celebrating this break-up. Here is an image of a few nonstens receiving the news today...

Fuck you Oregano & NR! if you say "I told you so" I'll punch you in the throat!!!

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

TMZ ON.......YOU KNOW WHAT.

I REALLY SHOULDN'T BE LAUGHING AT THIS.
THIS JUST PROVES HOW TWISTED I AM WHEN I FIND AMUSEMENT FROM TMZ.
*hangs head in shame*

OH FUCK...THE NUT HAS CRACKED!!

BTBS, STAND BACK!

THE NUT IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE!!!

THE ROB WE L♥VE

This post is all about Rob and NOTHING ELSE. If we need to vent about "anything" else there are post for it.

This post is getting back to our dirty BTB selves and LOVING, LUSTING and WANTING this ONE-OF-A-KIND MAN!

WHERE YOU AT MARCELA?? I NEED TO HUMP THE FUCK OUT OF SOMETHING!!!

WE LOVE YOU, ROB!
ALWAYS HAVE, ALWAYS WILL.
♥

Us WEEKLY ARTICLE

HERE IT IS.

I WILL POST BETTER COPIES ONCE THEY BECOME AVAILABLE.

A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS..BUT I'M SPEECHLESS

THESE PIX MAKE ME WANT TO HURL! FEELS LIKE I JUST WALKED IN ON MY RENTS FUCKING LIKE MONKEYS.

THIS IS THE PROOF WE HOPED DID NOT EXIST.

HOW STUPID CAN ONE PERSON BE? WE NOW KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION.

I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD BAD MOUTH KRISTEN, I/WE HAVE ALWAYS DEFENDED HER AND NOW THIS. I HAVE ZERO SYMPATHY FOR KRISTEN. SHE MADE HER BED NOW SHE HAS TO LIE IN IT AND SEEMS SHE HAS OPTIONS OF WHAT BED TO LIE IN.

I REVOKE MY KRISBIAN MEMBERSHIP.

ANYONE RECOGNIZE THE HAT KRISTEN IS WEARING IN THE PIX?

YEP......

LET'S JUST HOPE THAT ROB IS COPING WITH ALL THIS BULLSHIT IN A HEALTHY WAY.

IS THERE STILL ANY DOUBT KRISTEN DIDN'T DO THIS?

PINKLADY, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PIX. EVEN IF THEY ARE HEARTBREAKING.

LOVES YA, PL!!
♥

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

RUPERT SANDERS TALKING ABOUT KRISTEN

LET'S SEE IF THERE ARE ANY HIDDEN MESSAGES WHEN HE TALKS ABOUT KRISTEN.

FUCK. HE'S UGLY.

HIS WIFE PLAYED QUEEN ELEANOR IN SWATH!

ALL BTBs HEARTS HAVE STOPPED

It's gone global that Kristen cheated on Rob while filming SWATH with her director, Rupert Sanders.

Rupert is 40 years old with 2 kids. And we already know what Kristen has waiting on her.

But is it true? I fucking hope not!