WHAT.THE.FUCK.
I am in shock,
WHO in their right mind would say this:
"Joe Jonas is the perfect Christian Grey"
Stab me in the vagina with a pitchfork and end my pain!
THIS: is not hot.
THIS: Is HOT!!!
So many things I have seen while making this post... Things that can never be unseen...
Sorry Rob, I have no words...
145 comments:
JJ as CG... that fucking wrongedy-wrong.... more so than a Jonas circle-jerk.
*_*
Am I wrong, or does JJ look a little like this in the above pic?....
http://a69.g.akamai.net/n/69/10688/v1/img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/83/19/24/19670234.jpg
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
LOL!!!!!
I'm seeing double!!!!
BAHAHAHHAHA Oh you open the link didn't you... LOL
My apologies, I will my brain beach though...
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/182/058/MotivatorBrainBleach2.jpg
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
TTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTI'll cut a bitch if JJ even says the words Christian Grey
I'm sorry but I need to reiterate...
FUCK NO.
LMFAO!!!!
Yeah, I wanted to tell you, your previous post wasn't so convincing... LOL!!!!!
Hilarious!!
Buy I'm with you:
FUCK THE HELL NO!!
I WILL FUCKING NEVER CLICK ON THE WORD "HERE" EVVVVVERRRR AGAIN!
I'm disturbed they even thought of the chance of putting the 2 names together... *SMH*
No way in hell...
What part of: Hot, sexy, God like didn't they get! argh
LMFAO!!!!! I'm so sorry!!!!! LOL!!!!!
HERE: this one is safe!!!
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/182/058/MotivatorBrainBleach2.jpg
I guess we all know what time it is now and what we have to do about these retarded cunt farts.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lny5avxNgH1qixf5v.gif
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmut05vtU01qiib0qo1_500.gif
THE END.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg0dh2iBoA1qalseto1_500.jpg
I clicked thinking there were more images, but did you know that it shows up in the post anyway?
I'm gonna need that in the Costco jumbo family size.
Just kidding, I don't see it there now... I did earlier though, even though I hadn't clicked on the link yet.
LOLLLLL I know...I'm at work and I know i shouldn't have but I couldn't help the lure of the word CLICK HERE on the BTB site
You are too nice...
I rather do this:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lydwyqqmkl1r5u6sfo1_500.png
Marcela fucked us over majorly! I still haven't gotten my full vision back.
Can't we do all of it? LOL
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You make me feel like this:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5rzgrYnn11rxxkm9o1_500.jpg
LOL!!!!!! Cuming right up!
But be honest.
Did you think whoever made that manip was OVERLY generous with the junk size? LOL I sure did!
I moved it moments after posting it (you ninja you!!) LOL
I looked a bit to much... not for the nudity... but the faces.
Lots of BTBs have weak heart since yesterdays trailer, could jeopardize it! LOL
Exactly! Any straight woman or normal gay man knows that the real size is this.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5xp9oN3dZ1rx7qzwo1_400.jpg
Sure why not ;)
That why we are a team! LOL
Damn skippy! Forever!
Speaking of little ding-a-lings.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5k0cj7TTV1rt3e1ao1_500.png
Shouldn't this guy's balls have dropped by now? They are tighter then a newborns! And there's no shaft just a little marble head.
And the thing is...he thinks he's fucking fine! And no one needs to see a butthole from that angle. HELLS NO!
LOL!!!!!!!
I'm sorry~~
YOU:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyle1jNE4x1qeg39to1_400.jpg
DAMN!!! I thought it was his thumb!!! LOL!!!!!
BATL! No candy? Deal breaker!
*gags*
WFT!!!!
My dick is bigger than him, and I dont even have one!!! LOL
at least he had the decency to bleach his asshole...
Let's hope his thumb isn't that small.
It's a clit with balls! LOL
Oh no, it's pedobear again! LOL
Fuck no! I'm not going to watch it if he is Christian Grey! Hell no!
Also heard that Emma Roberts (who is Team Jacob btw :-/) is interested in playing Ana! Yeah, NO!
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4vydzlWHL1qcoa6s.gif
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrl1h3sOT61qdlkgg.gif
o_O
Is that Nutty Madam's boy toy?
YEP! She chewed him down like she does her morning bowl of gravel.
We said Christian GREY, not Christian GAY
They misunderstood...
Case solved!!
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jb1Dlgjyj1c/SoueaWFXFOI/AAAAAAAAAQw/zN9B7DGBr48/s320/case-solved.png
You are joking, aren't you?
Emma Roberts?!?!?!
Hell no either!!!
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5sko4KuPn1qfcz88.gif
BA-MF-TL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is pure genius! Do you know the site where this person is petitioning this? I wanna use your Christian Gay line sooooooooo fucking bad!
We can get rid of him!!! LOL
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5v095WIOa1rqfla2o1_500.png
Joking about what?
He has to be pre-pubescent. He doesn't have any hair... anywhere!
Can you pass me the brain bleach, please?
I've already drank it all. Marcela shouldn't be getting back from Costco any minute with more. LOL
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOM
http://www.regretsy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/nuttymadam.png
Fuck to the yes!!!! LOL
HERE:
http://joejonasforchristiangrey.tumblr.com/
Oh fuck no! Her bottom teeth are tan! What do you have to eat to get tan fucking teeth??
GOTDAMNSHE'SNASTY!
OMG, Hitler?!
I never thought I would say this, but I agree with him! JC!
Bwwuaahhhhaaa
I don't think I can comment! And I'll be damned if I ♥ like it!
I wanna go off on them. WAH!
This bitch!
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/166/324/tumblr_ladyf2xnQi1qb4yo4o1_500.jpg
Stupid question. I don't know what I was thinking... I was almost going to apologize to you, for your BF. LOL!
BATL! OMFG! I'm dying!!!!!!!!!!!!
No worries in the bf dick department! It's alllllll good. LMFAO!
You crazy bitch!!!
♥
She eats turds...
http://www.bolgernow.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Angry-Turds1.jpg
I'd be angry too. And I could have gone my whole life without knowing that about Nut.
LOL!!!!!
http://truestreetcars.com/forums/attachments/off-topic/24454d1322544439-pedobear-sticker-owners-beware-pedo.jpg
Even Llama is speechless (BTW This fucking lama cracks me up!!!LOL!!!)
WUAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOL!!!!!
*falls off chair*
literally
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*chants*
Picture!
Picture!
Picture!
Oh man!!!!
Do it here, pretend they can see it... what do we know, maybe they are already here!!! LOL
DAMN it!! Discuss!!! You fucked up my llama!!
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5vgr0GM771rt8i28o1_400.gif
Girl, i flove u
He would fucking kill me! But would so be worth it! LOL
I don't know what my problem is today. I'm so serious... not in a bad mood, serious... just like out of it, and zen, and empathetic and I feel like I need to hug everyone and all the trees in my backyard, and shit. LOL!
I was just gonna ask them what's the point of JJ being CG when he's not willing to share any of his dildos or butt plugs because he's afraid they'll get girl cooties on them. ☺
Coming down from your BD2 trailer high? lol
The delivery is almost here, have some flan while you wait... LOL Ewwwww
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/405731_213834088705786_1397588337_n.jpg
That's disgusting!
HOLD MY HAIR BITCH!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We still love you!!! LOL!!!
Like this?
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/6/68178/1734965-gsnatch.gif
LOLLLLL!
Do you love me enough to spank me?
;)
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5pmjb7jr41rp6u08o1_500.gif
I don't know why!!!!!
This Llama cracks me up!!! I can't stop laughing every time I see it!!!! LOL!!!!
I guess. I'm not depressed or anything though... I'm just like 'itzaaah'... and I'm not even stoned. LOL!
How dare you! I (used to) love flan.
*wretch*
Fuck yes!
Turn around...
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5z47pb7DL1rtpboso1_500.jpg
Actually if it's my DH's... who eats plenty of pineapple... I may just clean my plate. *wiggles eyebrows*
I actually just figured it out.... Last night, I "got it" really good, and so did my DH, if I'm not tooting my own horn. I think I'm just satiated and not needing to release any pent up urges. Have you noticed that I have been a little mild-mannered, and haven't gone completely porn-star yet today? I need to snap out of it and talk some nasty smut about 'Robert'.
LMFAO!!!!!!!!
This is my house...
http://www.hort.purdue.edu/ext/senior/fruits/images/large/pineapple.jpg
LOLO
They made disqus un-available on fucking purpose. They have to know that they will get all sorts of hate from all but the three twisted faggots who started the site.
No shit. Everyday I'm like.. "there's fresh pineapple in the fridge."
Especially when Aunt Flo visits... I'm like, if you still want some of this (points to throat), don't slow down on the pineapple.
That's what my family calls 'tooth butter'.
You gotta brush those pearls twice a day, you nasty, Nutty Troll!
FUCKING HILARIOUS!
My older boy is into WW2 air planes, so we've been watching some boring, fucked up WW2 stuff. I fucking hate war and all that shit, but, I am tolerating it for my son. *zips lip and fakes throwing away a key*
I LOVE that gif!
That pic would be hot if her meat curtains weren't hanging out.
I'm fucking calling CPS. "Here sweetie, when you want to advertise that you will bend over and take it from behind, you wear a tattoo right here.."
-_-
I don't mind a few extensions here and there but this is too much! Some guy has a one night stand with this bitch and wakes up with a different whore. But he might like that. lol
*looks at pic* Hmmmm...why am I craving an Arby's roast beef sandwich now?? So fucking weird.
*gags*
WTF?? Disqus just changed it's format... the only thing good about it, is the comments don't end up in one long column of letters, but it's hard as fuck to follow the flow of the conversation.
Pineapple is delicious =)
I DON'T LIKE IT!!
WAHH.
FUCK...I'm so excited!!!!!!!!!
LOL! It's disqus 2012. We're trying it out. So far you and TIDRP doesn't likey. LOL
*Throws up in mouth a little bit*
I know most women can't help how their girly parts look but if i were a dude the thought of sucking extra lip would turn me right the fuck off lol
BATL!!!!!!!!!!!!
There's good and bad.
The good: The absence of one column of letters; and the fact that it shows updates without having to refresh, is awesome.
The bad: you can't tell who liked your comment; and it's hard to understand which thread is which, they kind of merge, so you can't tell what comment was the one that is being replied to.
That girl has a tramp stamp lol!
Amen.
With this new format it doesn't give me the option to attach a pic. WTF?
Yea I don't like this at all!
So yes or no?~
I'm trying to tweak it to look more like the old one, but it's being a fucking bitch!!! AHH
LOL!!!
My bad! You like the old one better? or you think you could get used to it?
Oh man, that's a deal breaker.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA LOL!!!!
Are you able to customize it, or is it simply one way or the other?
Deal breaker!!!
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We gotta have our pix!
Fuck me! BTBC with the deal breaker!
But we need the picsssss......they're toooo funnnyyyy to not include lol
FUCK YEAH!!!
*UGLY CRY*
http://blog.timesunion.com/amanda/files/2010/09/woman_crying_m.jpg
I fucking love the instant updates, it's like being on chatroll. But that's about all.
Yeap, I agree... fucking deal breaker!
I tried to customize it, but it wont let me.
I'm pretty techy, and I already contacted customer support... I guess it's this... or the old one! ;(
LMFAO!!!!
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is it back to normal? It is on my side.
Back to normal BABY!!! Yipppers!
Nice! Maybe Disqus will tweak it and make it better soon. If not, we'll just fuck them up.
Rob is happy! LOL
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5es7rHCdj1rqmvgg.gif
And makes cum taste like pudding! LOL
Awwwwww! And we have to keep him that way.
Great idea! ♥
*gags*
Thanks for that...
*throws away roast beef sandwich*
Gahhhhhh!!!!
LOL!!!!!!
I just made a reference to roast beef!!!! LOL!!!
We are a match made in roast beef heaven, i'm tellin' ya
LOLOLOLOL!!!
LOL!!!!!!!!
The famous tramp stamp!!! I fucking love it!!!
I like the old one =)
We've said it before and we'll say it again. I LOVE YOU, SISTER!
XOXOXO
Well...Icanalwaysussemoreproteinlol
Robert Pattinson approves lol
Bitches have no excuse for their lips dragging the ground anymore!
Labiaplasty to the rescue!
http://www.massachusettscosmetic.com/images/lrg_labiaplasty4.jpg
You had to go there didn't you FB lol
Do I ever hold back what I'm thinking??? LOL
The bitch in the pic better be glad she got the surgery! If she ran to fast she might start flying!
hahhahaa
Pre tuck she'd be the only one to survive a plane crash. She could have flapped her wings to safety
OMG! He looks like Jack Nicholson there!
LMFAO!!!!
NowIknowwhatLeahmeantwhenshesaid"Spreadmywing"Ekkkkk
In her case something like this.
http://www.naughtyfake.com/pics/demotivational-poster/0906/meat-curtains-demotivational-poster-1244333154.jpg
WTF??!!! DID SHE GET HER PUSSY STUCK IN A VACUUM???
http://images.nonexiste.net/img/irc/2008/07/11/TN_huge-meat-curtains.jpg
Someone needs to get their eyes checked! -____-
Shit...I just had to pour bleach in my eyes to get that shit out!!!!
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