HAPPY FRIDAY: Venting Post

Happy Friday Bitches!!!


My apologies for being away, but work is kicking my ass!


I'll make it make it up to you though ;)


NEED TO VENT? do it down at the comments...


Need a reason to vent? Click HERE (must warn you, not safe for work, or children, or older people with heart problems)


Love you my lovelies!
♥♥♥


A little something-something to show you I care ♥

Holy chest pubes Batman!

*porn moans*

GOTTA LOVE ECARD

LET'S MAKE FUN OF ARO...AGAIN!

You heard it here first!

Marcus wanted something totally different to wear for the battle.

I like it!

Aro didn't.

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY KARAOKE

MR. COCKY!

He might not be my #1 choice for Fifty but he sure as fuck is my #2 choice!!!

He's just magnificent looking.
U.N.F.

I like to imagine he's watching me when I'm appreciating his fuck hot sexiness.

He makes me lose all control.

(*Note to self* make sure webcam is off before starting "Henry pillow loving")

Oh Chris!

Tell us Chris... 

What's really on your mind?

LOL!!!!

Is that Bella and Thor figurines fucking?

Awwwww, I always wondered what "Boys and their toys" meant... now we know LOL!

I can't blame him, I do the same things with my dolls, they all have girl orgies tho, no Thor involved...

Plus, Breaking Dawn Bella is HOT! 

(except when carrying demon child *shudders*)

Now I wonder, if Edward doll is anatomically correct... or crotchless *taps chin*

Hmmm

I hope it looks like this one:

RANDOM TVD SUNDAY!!!

It's hot here in Las Vegas!
My kids are in the pool...
..and I'm keeping myself cool, by watching my "The Vampire Diaries" DVR recordings...


DUDE!!!


Most of you know I'm a TVD fan...
But did you know I ship DELENA (Damon/Elena) ALL THE WAY!!


And in Season 3... when they suck face... *dies*
I'm watching that episode again!
It was so unexpected...
So real...
So romantic...


SO HOT!!!!


Fuck me,
When is season 4 starting again?!?!?!!?!?

When they are in bed... and she touches his hand and starts hyperventalating... I was too.


Enjoy TVD and Delena Fans! 

HAPPY SATURDAY!! Krisbian Edition:

It's Saturday bitches!! 
And if you have merciless children like me, you been up since 7am...


What a better way to start this awesome day, than with a bit of Krisbianism!


A big FUCK YOU to the haters!


She is beautiful, and we are all Krisbians with pride.


Enjoy!!!

And last, but not least...


BOOBS!!!

FIFTY SHADES OF PINK ♥LABIA EDITION♥

AND FOR WHOEVER SAYS ROB IS NOT RIGHT FOR THE ROLE OF FIFTY....PLEASE COME AND STAND IN FRONT OF ME.

Thanks, Aurora for the pic of Rob.
♥

Fucking Eric Packer... LITERALLY!!!!

Happy Friday BITCHES!!!

THANK YOU MegO for the FANTASTIC Clip!!!

LORD!

Take me, I'm ready...

The groans, the thrusts...

OOUCH it hurts!

I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE.....

BOOBIES!!!!!

And not just any boobies, but the Queen's boobies!!!

FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK MEEEEEEEEEE

So when is this movie coming out again???

I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT!!!

A Post For The Lurkers!!!

Hello Blog Visitors!

You know who you are.

And we know too.

Stop lurking around and join us already...

We don't bite... Well, we do, but you'll like it!

If you are a perv, who loves all things Twilight, adore RPatzz and Kstew, but think they should make porn.

This is the place for you!

We are a friendly bunch...

We like to talk dirty and speak fluent sarcasm.

Come out of your shell and join us.

Welcome to the Family

Now, COMMENT ALREADY! 

♥♥♥

OH, HELL NO!!!

WHAT.THE.FUCK.

I am in shock,

WHO in their right mind would say this:

"Joe Jonas is the perfect Christian Grey"

Stab me in the vagina with a pitchfork and end my pain!

THIS: is not hot.

THIS: Is HOT!!!

So many things I have seen while making this post... Things that can never be unseen...

But I must share... LOL!!


See the nastiness HERE

Sorry Rob, I have no words...

Visit the delusional site HERE

EXCLUSIVE!!!! First Peek at Bella's Superpower!

NEVER SEEN BEFORE

Here is the first peek at Bella using her 

Shield Bubble Superpower...

Well, this is how I picture it in my head anyways... LOL!!!

Just so you don't get disappointed,

PinkLady has send us the newest craptastic and more shameful than ever NuttyMadam Reaction to BD2 trailer video.

Enjoy!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EDWARD CULLEN!

HAPPY 111TH BIRTHDAY!

NOW GET OVER HERE SO I CAN SWING ON YOUR ELEPHANT'S TRUNK!!!