#1.- Daddy C, you are perv!
#2.- Why is Emmett clapping? He must really like Katy Perry! LOL
#3.- Now we know why is Jasper so uptight all the time, he's sporting a major boner all day long! LOL
Ps: Damn Katy Perry! you are a hot psycho bitch! & I still love you!
159 comments:
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1hjtz32Zs1r6f2z0.gif
carlisle has his thumb stuck on the rewind button
I bet she can melt their Popsicles LOL
California girlsWe're unforgettableDaisy DukesBikinis on topSun-kissed skinSo hotWe'll melt your popsicleOooooh Oh Oooooh
♪♫♪
Oh you melt their Popsicles alright LOL
http://www.famemagazine.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/katy-perry61.jpg
If he has one hand on the rewind button, where is the other one??? Hmmmm.......
At first I thought that they were watching a stripper because:
1) PF is newly single;
2) Kellan is single and ALWAYS ready to mingle; and
3) JR just knocked up a stripper...
LMFAO!!!
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
True story
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1x1joWBnA1r2kn1z.jpg
Poor Jasper, if he feels all the emotions of the others, he must be horny as fuck! LOL
Yeah, it drove him to knock up a stripper of his own... LMFAO!!!!!!
Yep, I believe you...
Poor Alice... LOL The poor vamp must be fucking everything that moves to have knocked that ugly blue hair stripper! LOL
Poor Alice never say it cumming either... LOL!
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Porn!! I love porn!
*grabs a seat on the couch
I think Daddy C is trying to figure out how to get a better angle on that Katy ass!!
and I keep tilting my head, thinking I can see more of her tits!
It did not surprise me at all Snoop was all over this!
Katy is so beautiful... she makes me so jealous though, and not only because she is fuckhot. *grumble grumble*
And I am going to be wise, and not elaborate. :-(
I was guessing "Vampire Diaries"...until I saw I was wrong, lol ♥
...i want ice-cream...
LMAO!!! Only if Elena is in the sack with one of the Salvatore bros.!!!
I agree!
I am so glad to she divorced RB. A manwhore is a manwhore is a manwhore!
Her new boy-toy is better-looking IMO....
http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2012/03/28/pagesix/web_photos/baptiste2--300x300.jpg
... all over Rob's body to lick up inch-by-fucking-glorious-inch!!! *SCHLURP!*
It was pre-approved by the Master Pimp himself, of course!!!
http://maxcdn.fooyoh.com/files/attach/images/3004/862/035/005/anigif_the_definitive_katy_perry_california_gurls_gif_32084_1277143482_18.gif
LMAO!!!!! Everytime I see that gif I think of MegO and her cupcakes! LOL
yum!!!! Carrot sticks will have to do for me.... blahhhh LOL
LOL Master Pimp... I see a fic cumming~ lol
LMAO!!!!!
That was my home yesterday~ LOL!!
PORN?!?
I'm listening!!!
http://www.moderndogmagazine.com/files/images/CanineBodyLanguage-17.jpg
Oh yes, that too! Did I forget to wrtie that...? lol ♥
Just 1????? ♥
Phew! *wipes brow*
Now you are speaking my language, woman!!! ;-)
Did someone say "PORN"???!!!
And Edward is trying to see from the other room what the hell they are all doing:
http://hollywoodyoungblood.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/170212-Robert-Pattinson-Bel-Ami-Press-03.jpg
LMFAO!!!
I want some of cupcakes, but none for Jessica Simpson, ok?!!!
Booooo!!!! LOL!
Yes, you forgot!!! Bend over for your spanking my Dear!!!
LMAO!!! Master Pimp Rob!!!
http://allieiswired.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/robert-pattinson-nerdy-katy-perry-at-teen-choice-awards-2010.jpg
...BENDING... *and clapping in excitment* =]
I'm one of those that can't choose between the brothers. So I'd take em' both!!!! ♥
...dip em' in the ice-cream... *problem solved!!!* ☺
*SMACK!!!* My pleasure!!! ;-)
I agree! I'd do both, too!!!
I think Rob would like that!
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1dicd8sij1r6f2z0.gif
ITA!!!
LOL!!!! Loves it!!!
LMFAO!!!!!!
LMAO!!!!! They never include him in the fun stuff... b/c he can read their dirty minds! LOL
DERP!
that is right, he does not need Katy Perry when he has this to spend his time with:
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzdal1saqs1rnry8wo1_500.gif
Oh GOD AGAIN!!!!
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyw5mscpO91qjxdtx.gif
Atta girl!!!!!
BATL! That is one of the funniest vids/songs evah!
Suck we have to wait for new episodes again!!!! FUCKING CW!!!!
OMFG!!! Really Marcela? I feel honoured!!! :)
Maybe I should dye my hair black tomorrow.... I'm still debating at midnight what colour and cut to do to my hair tomorrow at my 1 o'clock appt. Hubby wants me to go back to my natural colour.... but fuck that noise! lol.
Oh my God. And he is French. That accent. That look. European people, you need to stop making pretty babies! You're making everyone else feels hopeless!! LOL
*cringing due to the fact of that stupid wig on Jasper, but has forgiven Scummit for delicious BD Jasper*
funny you should mention that I was at a meet and greet last november(and hopefully go again this year) and Jackson was asked what is one of the things you did not like about your costume he said the wig! "It sucked wearing that thing!" everyone there agreed including me I blurted out oh please it was CRAP and he laughed and looked right at me and I almost died right ere!
FINGER FUCK HOT PORN! UNF!
LOL! awwwwww poor Edward well at least Bella can give him a taste of her pussy
*"CUMS" :0
xD
IKR?! Katy Perry is an awesome performer :)
LOL!
she is pretty and one sexy chick and she has a documentary movie coming out in July in the theaters I think it's July 4th it looks good I saw a sneaky peek of it on the KCA's
yeah me too I am glad also
AZ this man is NOT hard too look at!
LMAO!
*joins WastedGirl*BTB* on the couch I bet Daddy C is thinking I want to FUCK her ass HARD!
ROFLMAFO!
woooooo BRING IT!
*dying of laughter* that is priceless but seriously though it is sad about Peter and Jenny and Jackson is going to be a father!
hahahhahahaa
LOL! why does this turn me on :p
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! love it!
what color do you want to dye your hair LOL
me too!
I want Rob's cream ;)
how about Rob's stick *evil smirk*
You can have his cream I'll take his cock. ☺
and pretend it's Rob's monster cock LMAO!
We don't have a platter big enough to hold that.
IKR! HAHAHAHAH!
ooooooh yeessssssss oohhhhoooooooo yesssss!!
oh yeah he would! ;)
Maybe you're a lesbian??
http://fcs2.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/keep-calm-and-become-lesbian.png
That's right!
You left out 7 "o's" and 4 "s's". Just thought you like to know. ☺
DEFINITELY! NO DOUBT!
BUSTED! Good eye, BTB! LOL
☺
http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000280300/polls_girl_you_crazy_3405_149975_poll_xlarge.gif
Fuck! I just mopped.
And she's the voice of Smurfette!
YIPPY!
http://bluebuddies.com/Smurf_Picture_and_Files/00000002/Katy_Perry_Smurfette.jpg
Brace yourself. You're going to make another mess.
All things are changing in this CRAZY, CRAZY Twilight world.
So funny! lol
She should go for Katy Perry.
http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/aviva/default/katy-perry-smurf-blue-hair--large-msg-128258473364.jpg
There's plenty to go around. Wait your turn!
ROFLMFAO! BATL! OMG!
You are killing me.
Or TB.
Same here.
Or probably easy to fuck. WIN. WIN.
JIMD is a riot! LOVES HER!!!!!
I saw that. Looks cool.
Or vagina. But I guess a hole is a hole.
That's ruff! ruff! ruff!
*slides out flat screen*
eh I try ;)
I don't think I can! LOL
ROFLMAFO!
*smirks* okay I will clean this time
We know you do.
You know where the cleaning supplies are.
I know(so cute!) and did'nt she say there will be another Smurf movie she mentioned it when she won for best performer at the KCA's unless I misunderstood LOL
Thought you might like that.
Damn straight you will!
Yep.
wooooo yeah TB! ohhhooo yeah! I LOVE that show Eric(make me *cum*) Northrop the man is FUCK HOT! season 4 will be out May 15th on DVD I can't wait!
Go get it woman!
I want to see that it should be good and June 5th thru the 7th I will be in Forks Washington! already got the flight booked and everthing YES I will have pics! and of the room of the too! it will be one of the twilight rooms and I will pose on the bed with Edward LOL
yeah he was not really right for her but this dude that she is with now FUCK ME HARD! he is FINE!
Don't get lost while you're there. No BTB will be able to find you.
OH HELL TO THE YEAH! I bet he is!
LOL!! Yes!
Sometime ago you were talking about your cupcakes and I added this pic, saying this is how you frost them... Ever since, I think this is you! LOL
and I still believe this is how you frost them!
oh yeah she is SO funny! love her to pieces! <3
yeah it is... *smirks*
hahahahahhaaa!!! that is priceless!
*gets popcorn*
IKR?! geez! it's like a GOTdamn soap opera LOL
LOL!!!! We need a catering long ass cart
http://www.vestilmfg.com/products/mhequip/Carts-74.jpg
IKR?! you and Marcela both kill me as well as everyone on here seriously! you all are so damn funny!
LMAO!!
TOO FUNNY!!
I just read your comment on RC. AAE is a cow twat!
And I hope to fucking God she's not talking about me when she said that part about blocking someone that said that they would never get blocked. If it was, bitch is making shit up!!! But she is liar....so there.
Too bad I couldn't comment in your defense. But I'm blocked. You block the ones that you fear, right? Bitch must be scared to death. LOL
yeah she should that would be cool! LOL
OMG! I always act fucking stupid at Lowes and Home Depot. I stand on it and have my bf push it around and I wave like I'm Miss USA. LOL
But yes, that might work for Rob. ☺
*waiting patiently* LOL
deal :)
*snaps fingers* DAMN *goes to find a big platter in the cabinet*
yep! *evil grin*
*dying of laughter* I can't see the keys!
hahahhahaa! oh that is priceless! you are so much like my bff seriously!
*blushes* here are 7 sssssss and 4 ssss
oh yeah :D
oh spank me too *bends over* in the red room of pain*
can I watch?!
LMAO!seriously though this pic of him is it just me or does he looked slightly annoyed eh probably is just me LOL
*smirks* I would not be surprised
*rubbing himself*
i would like to relieve that tension!
LOL!!
Hahaha I bet hubby wishes I frosted them like this too!!!
No idea! It's naturally blonde and I'm really pale so I'm limited, right now it's a light brown with blonde roots (hence the need to dye) I'm thinking of going to a medium brown.
AWWWWW
you bitch. LOL
He does not look annoyed to me, but does have that I-don't-know-what-to-do look on his face! LMAO!
Just because you are always a bad girl... *SMACK*
Katy Perry FTW!!!!!!!!!! The dude is a model by trade...
http://live.drjays.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/BaptisteGiabiconi+5.jpg
Made him look like this guy...
http://www4.images.coolspotters.com/photos/112069/ronald-mcdonald-profile.jpg
Post a Comment