Sunday, April 1, 2012

THIS IS NOT AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE...TOO BAD IT'S NOT.


Yes. It is what it looks like. And yes we should all be vomiting buckets.

I have some questions:

Is it just me or does it look like this bitch is about to eat the baby? Her expression is fucking pure evil!

And couldn't she have waited to get dressed and maybe cut the cord before taking the first baby pic?
Sears does photos! Does she not know this???????

I guess this truly answers the question...

Where do babies come from?

57 comments:

Karen60BTB said...

FUCKING HELL!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I know. *shakes head*

leahreallyitis said...

OH MYGOD THE BABY LOOKS ALMOST BLUE WHAT THE FUCK?! THAT IS SO WRONG! *gets out holy water*

leahreallyitis said...

my sentiments exactly!!!

leahreallyitis said...

WRONG JUST FUCKING WRONG! *-*

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 You've never seen a newborn baby? When they are first born they do have a greyish or even blueish tint to them. But once the baby starts to breathe the baby's normal color comes. Amazing stuff!

PinkLady_BTB® said...

Eeeewwww
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1odgjv6Ll1qjzieq.gif
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz7trcXSYu1qfnmf0o1_500.gif

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

LOL! It's so disgusting I know! I debated if I should post it or not but threw caution to the wind. Wrong decision? lol

♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ said...

Bitch needs to cut the cord and get a fuckin weed whacker for that jungle

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

IDK. She might need to start with a machete and then use a weed whacker. lol

♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ said...

And a lawn mower

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 Yep and not just any mower.

http://www.800cabline.com/store/images/products/john8a.jpg

PinkLady_BTB® said...

Disqus, I can't with you today....

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lor5wk1XyU1qdv8gho1_500.gif

♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ said...

Jesus! Lmao

Karen60BTB said...

Kinda glad I had 3 c-sections so I couldn't JUMP UP in the middle of my delivery to show everyone my new baby!!!! OMG - get the fucking placenta OUT NOW!

PinkLady_BTB® said...

FB, there are pictures of Rob shirtless on the beach!!!!!!
I'm freaking out....

Aurora23❤BTB❤® said...

I'm never having kids!

THE END

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

WHAT.THE.FUCK

Seriously, I didn't even told my family I was in labor when I had my kids... BECAUSE THIS PRIVATE SHIT!!! What the fuck is this person thinking!!!

The cord is fucking epic! LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I may have not been able to see my vagina, but it was always taken care of (by my nice Korean waxer named Honey)

Wasn't she afraid the baby could've gotten tangled in that wig she calls a vagina?!?!?!? 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Maybe this one was also choking on a pube... LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Where do babies come from?!?

In this case:

THE JUNGLE LOL

JIMD-Fangbanger said...

Yep. Lost my appetite for lunch. Thanks a lot, FB! LOL

Question for those who have given birth: Don't the doctors always cut the cord quickly after the baby came out? 
In that case, is she waiting for her husband/partner to come around and cut it? But how is she even allowed off the bed? 

Angelahorny4Rob said...

yup,they cut the cord immediately.

Angelahorny4Rob said...

Thats so fucking  gross.

leahreallyitis said...

well I'm past that! LOL!

leahreallyitis said...

DISQUS has a stick so far up their asses that if they fart, they would explode

leahreallyitis said...

ROFLMAFO!!

leahreallyitis said...

*gets a machete*

leahreallyitis said...

hahahahhaaa!!

leahreallyitis said...

aw I want one of those

leahreallyitis said...

xD

leahreallyitis said...

LMAO!

leahreallyitis said...

yes I have my niece and nephew when they were born but I did not see the actual birth of them but my cousin was a nurse and also a "midwife" and I have seen pics of a baby(not my niece or nephew) being born makes ya want to cross your legs but at the same time it is a beautiful thing :D

leahreallyitis said...

LOL! too funny!

leahreallyitis said...

*sings: *welcome to the jungle*

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 Is your bush that bad to where you need it?

You know what. Don't answer that. lol

MegO said...

No kidding!!!

♫ Welcome to the Jungle ♫

MegO said...

Alie was blue for longer than she was supposed to be cause she didn't breathe when she was first born, scariest moments of my freaking life! She was definitely the most traumatic birth. 

MegO said...

Wouldn't be surprised! I'm shocked the doctor could see the baby even coming out with that jungle!!!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 See! Things like that is what freaks me out about being a mom.

I don't think I'm cut out for mommyhood.
*crosses arms and shakes head*

MegO said...

Your a tough cookie you could do it!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Could this be the "Light" with Baby Jesus in her arms???  LMFAO!!!

Cheriebella3 said...

oh this is just so wrong.  i threw up a little in my mouth

TeamIdDoRPatz said...

She looks like the devil..look at her fucking devil creepy stare

=(

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 I know. I'm sorry if it scared you. lol

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 It's expected. *pushes bucket over to CB3*

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I think I'm following your lead! *hi5*

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

You don't want some babies, Leah? COME ON! DO IT! DO IT!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 Did you make any placenta shampoo? lol

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

From what I've seen the best years are like 1-3. The rest is scary as fuck! And I have not forgotten OUR deal. If I have a baby and I change my mind I'm sending it to you! Don't try and get out of it!! I'll get Marcela to drive us to your house.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 That baby didn't just slide out it swung out! Tarzan style!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Why did I know you were going to say that.

MegO said...

Fuck I like the plan of you and Marcela driving to my house! I have lots of room for my BTBs!

BolansCatBlack (Joan) said...

After vomiting up my dinner (thanks,I paid good money for that!) and after "Ewwwwing" at her  massive 1980's bush....I got to thinking,after I gave birth (and AFTER the umbilical cord was no longer hanging from my vagina) all I felt like doing was taking copious amounts of pain killers and sleeping for about two weeks. Who the FUCK stands up and poses?????

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

 OMG! MY CLIT! I'm beyond happy that you made it over to my happy!

*muah*

BolansCatBlack (Joan) said...

Yes! My Cooter! I missed you baby...but fear not your Clit has arrived.....rub me gently with a circular motion to welcome me!  ;D

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

You know I will! *evil grin*