Monday, January 16, 2012

HOLY FUUUUCK!!!!!!!!

I'M FUCKING KARATE JUMPING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER!!!


HOLY FUCKING SHIT

FIFTY SHADES AKA MOTU
MAY CUM OUT IN A FUCKING MOVIE!

Words fail me...



So? What do you say we cast  this puppy?!


Read the article HERE

110 comments:

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Stab me in the vagina and let me bleed to death, I don't think my body can take this... 
*dies*

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

HOLY FUCK BALLS! You came out swinging with posts your first week back from your holiday!!

Is it wrong that I am now sitting on my monitor and grinding while I hold the keyboard and type this message?? Nahhhh.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Imagine if Rob and Kristen took the roles.

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!!

Dude I missed you and the blog and the girls!!! I can't stop typing!!! 

ldhopgihWGHprgjGH-gj:KSDjglkGOLHDGipsg 

Hehehe ;)

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *flatlines*

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Realistically I could see them doing it. They obviously don't have a problem with nudity or sex. WE SHOULD START A PETITION!!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

*grabs clipboard*

Let's go!! we gonna go knock some doors like fucking Jehovah's witness!!! 

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

Let me tell you (cause someone pointed it out to me):
It is not appropriate to moan out load at work!   lol

Thanks ladies! Keep 'em cummin'!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!

Who knew!! *porn moans*

Good thing I got my door shut!!! LOL

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

RK porn yum!!

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

I will sign every person I know on that list!

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

I do reserve the right to hump the hell outta this pic later!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Do the mental hump!!!, it works in crowded environment, church or important meetings!

Free trial! at BTB Store

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I will sign FB's unborn children there too!!!

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

LMAO!!
Lets add pets too! Cause my kitty wants this to happen pretty bad!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!!

I bet everyone's Kitty wants this to happen, even to the ones that do NOT have pets!! LOL

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

We'll start with your Mormon friends.

MORMONS FOR MOTU!! LOL

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Let one slip, eh? GOOD GIRL! ☺

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

LMAO!!!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

HARRY! HARRY! HARRY! HARRY!

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

Oh! right, cat. My bad, this post pic is soooo distracting! But its the best kind of distraction!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I swear if Rob and Kristen did the movie we all would have to meet up in Vegas and see it! We just gotta! It's what we stand for! lol

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!


OMG I snorted out loud! LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!

That fucker still in my shit list, but he's making the list too!! LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Dude!!!!!

OMG we will flood the town!! LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Slip what?? a finger??? Oh god, Im horny!!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

We'll print tees also!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I think Harry should be the BTB mascot. lol

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I'll pack a bunch of arm floaties! We just have to lock arms when the "flood" gets too crazy. Can't be losing any BTBs!!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

LMAO!!!! You kill me!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!! With half of my baby fish hanging from his mouth? LOL Damn Harry! 

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Oh no!!!! lol

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!! 

I know, It got me all hot and bothered! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Mormons for MOTU


and 

Jehovah's witness = Witness THIS *crotch shot of Fifty*

I love this Tees!!! LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Little Edward and Bella must be included, or was it Renenenenememememe??? LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Just keep swimming ~ 
http://youtu.be/CmyUkm2qlhA

MegO said...

I've never read the book or the Fanfic version but from what everyone is saying..... that would really make me fucking happy! :) Especially with an R rating! ;)

MegO said...

We need stickers too for the people who sign the petition! 

MegO said...

Fuck yes! 

MegO said...

Mightbe better off building an ark!!!

MegO said...

Keep typing! We're definitely enjoying it!

MegO said...

Did you lose your BTB issued sparkle peen?

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

DUDE!!! You must read it!!! 

I have both FF and books if you want them ;) 

My sex life it's never been the same after I read that! LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!!

Now we are talking!!!

MegO said...

Or just squirm and blame restlessness! Do a little seat wiggling! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Yipppeee~~~ Will do!! ♥♥♥

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!!

Shit! Yeah, the airport security removed it from my bag!! LOL

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

And the dvd will have a NR rating!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

LOVES IT!

MegO said...

Fucking security!!! I'm sure theres more at the BTB clinic!!! Check the storage closest! I know we've gone through a few but I'm sure we're good! lol. 

MegO said...

hahahaha so you weren't always this horny? Well fuck maybe I will have to read it!

Aurora23 said...

HOLY FUCK!!!  I had to read this a couple of times before I could compute in my head! 

Okay, Marcela you on a roll with all this damn horny, sexy pics and vids!!!

I have not read those books yet. Just got them for my Kindle app this weekend and so weird how this post is about them! 

BTB's WIFI is on the HIGH!!!

Love it!

Oh, any other books anyone can recommend that are in this category that I should have read?  I'm so behind (literally) in reading some new books!

****bends over to be spanked just like that above pic for being a Naughty BTB****

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!! I was... but minus the rope and spankings *bats eyelashes*

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Dude I'm back and I feel like a whore on crack!!!

LOL!!

Just so you see how much I miss you all!!

How weird you just got these books!!! That's BTB-6th sense right there!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

*does the seat wiggle*

Gosh, people are gonna think I have ass worms LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Oh look, there is 1 left, you BTBs where busy!!
LOL

We need to place a new order!

MegO said...

*Gets out inventory list* How are we with Shammanties? Any other BTB supplies?

MegO said...

Hahahaha blame it on new European undies!

MegO said...

Hahahah Yah I figured you were never unhorny! LMAO I love you Marcela!!! *bats eyelashes*

Karen60BTB said...

I read the FF and have the first 2 books....I already emailed the author that they should cast R/K in the roles...it would be fanfuckingfastic! Horniest shit I ever read...

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

You are a hardcore BTB at work!! Hmm...Do you think we should all email the author? Is there really power in numbers??

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

LMAO!!! If she did someone should return it because we had them all personalized with our names on them.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

We were lonely without YOU!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

We should probably restock ASAP because of Bel Ami cumming out soon. ☺

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

SHIIIIII!!!!!

Bel-ami! *squirts*

Yep, order soon!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I'm on the phone now with customer service! lol

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

*sniff* 

How i miss him... he was like a drug to me...

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Are they from India, trying to pretend they are in NY?? LOL I flove it!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!

Good idea, sounds better than ass worms!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I'm a hot blooded horndog! LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

The 3rd book is coming out in a few days right?!?! 

I can't fucking wait!!!

Karen60BTB said...

I'm there...when do we leave?

Karen60BTB said...

Grab some naught FF over at TWCS....lots of smut, BDSM stories over there.

Aurora23 said...

Huh Karen? I'm a newbie to any other sites! I'm totally devoted to BTB UNCENSORED. Please don't lol at me.

MegO said...

Good idea! I'd never noticed that but probably because I'm not closely examining my sparkly peen when I'm needing it! ;)

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

NEVER! We are here to teach and learn!
TWCS: Stands for "The Writers Coffee Shop" http://www.thewriterscoffeeshop.com

and BDSM: Stand for steamy sex of dominance and submission (description in full here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BDSM) 

MegO said...

It's why we love you so much Marcela!!!

MegO said...

Definitely better!

MegO said...

Order double what you did last time! lol. 

Aurora23 said...

THanks! & ok I'm LOL at me thinking that BDSM meant " Breaking Dawn Sex Memoirs"

Will check the coffee shop one out!

Angelahorny4Rob said...

Ok did I just see you write you haven't read Motu yet!!?!?!?? girl what are you waiting for.

Angelahorny4Rob said...

Are you guys on facebook? I know a page that has been helping me find the most amazing Fanfics.  (18+ twilight fanfics ) Ask them to add you on and they will help. I found great BDSM, also some others that I would be happy to reccommend. I have read so many of them.

Angelahorny4Rob said...

As long as Rob and Kristen are in it. Fuck.....But I don't see that happenin

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Yes we are. ☺ Who do you want us to get added with? I'll do it!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I don't know about that. They don't have a prob with sex and nudity in movies. We might get lucky! Did you see my comment that if they are in the movie we all have to fly out to Vegas to see it?! I'm so there!

Aurora23 said...

Ok what is MOTU? I'm freaking lost. I got the books Fifty shade of grey & the second on of that. But now I'm all confused about what I should have read......


***bows head down in shame & feels RETARDED!!!!****

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I'm retarded with you!!! I get so lost with all the FF out there. WAH!

Aurora23 said...

Ok I joined And if I'm figuring this out right, you all saying to read " master To You" right?

Angelahorny4Rob said...

Master of the Universe, it's a twilight fanfic.  Fifty shades of grey and those books you have is that story .  except it was Bella and fuck hot Edward and not Ana and Christian.  * looks down at Aurora and tells her to get on her knees* Does that answer ur question? gets the tflogger

Angelahorny4Rob said...

Its 18+ twilight fanfics. Search for them on facebook.

Angelahorny4Rob said...

Maybe i'll see you on there? sometime?

Aurora23 said...

Before I get on my knees for you.....any links to it? Or where can I get a PDF of it? Damn I'm searching and not finding it :(

Angelahorny4Rob said...

I can send the PDF to yeah. Just give me your Email and I can send it to you.

Aurora23 said...

*****kisses Angela's feet and bows to her*****

Aurora23 said...

Duh! Email is aurora7723@gmail.com

thanks a million!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL Don't we wish!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

http://www.facebook.com/Marcela.Hard4Rob
That's me! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

This is our site!!! 
http://www.facebook.com/pages/BTB-Uncensored-Page/251072568287907

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Ohhhhhh you're gonna love it!!!!!

Karen60BTB said...

Yep...I haven't ordered my copy yet (bad BTB)...maybe I need to be punished..please?

loves50 said...

Can you send me PDF of motu I've read it initially and would like to read it again!! I love 50!! My email is roxynery@yahoo.com Thanks in advance!!! By the way I love you blog !!

Angelahorny4Rob said...

Sent it!

Angelahorny4Rob said...

I have the PDF of FF version Motu. I can send to you

Aurora23 said...

Good morning & thanks very much! Got it all! I converted it to My Kindle app so I can read it easier!

Will start diving into it after morning breakfast! :0)

Karen60BTB said...

May I have the PDF version also....stupid me never saved the original! I have the books, but I want the E/B version too! Greedy bitch, I know....

Karen60BTB said...

Sorry...my email address is damada92@hawaii.rr.com.....thank you!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I deleted your e-mail, I don't want you to be getting spam mail ;) Let me know when you get MotU!! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I edited you comment to delete your e-mail address, I don't want you to get spammed ;))

Angelahorny4Rob said...

Sent it! Enjoy!

Karen60BTB said...

Marcela and Angie...You are Goddesses of the BTB World! Once again I can enjoy the original MoTU...as much as I love 50 Shades of Grey nothing beats MoTU. I'm so happy I may venture into the Red Room of Pain just for kicks ( or kinks)!!!