GRAHAM NORTON/CHRISTINA RICCI INTERVIEW...GREAT!!

THANKS TO OUR BTB♥KAREN60! HERE IS THE INTERVIEW ON THE GRAHAM NORTON SHOW WITH CHRISTINA RICCI TALKING ABOUT BEL AMI AND MORE!

LET ME JUST TELL YOU..IT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS!!
THANKS KAREN60 ♥YA!!

PART 1

PART 2

THE BTB NEW YEAR'S KISS

This is the kiss I wish for all my BTBs to get at midnight on NYE!

P.S. How fucking hot is it when at the end of the SM♥♥CH Robward raises his eyebrow. My clit is still vibrating!

IT'S ABOUT THAT TIME!

IT'S GETTING CLOSER AND CLOSER TO STARTING A NEW YEAR.

I JUST WANT TO SAY THANK YOU & LOVE YOU TO ALL THE BTBS IN THE WORLD THAT HAVE SHARED THEIR TIME & LAUGHS WITH US ALL HERE AT BTBS UNCENSORED.

I DO CONSIDER US FRIENDS/FAMILY AND I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW CRAZY 2012 IS GOING TO BE.

HERE'S TO 2012...THE BEST HAS ONLY BEGUN.

LOVE YOU BITCHES!
(and to all you silent BTBs...COMMENT!)

IT FINALLY HAPPENED

Looks like Rob got alittle too close to some horny fans. And their cooters opened fire on him.

The one bitch who shot out the yellow stuff needs to get her nasty pussbox to the gyno ASAP. That just ain't right..or healthy!

LET YOUR HATERS BE YOUR MOTIVATORS

Scratch that. Don't fuck a hater.
Haters are just jealous bitches.
So, it's a HUGE compliment to be hated on.
They have to look up to hate on us.
We're just better.

SUCK ON THAT HATERS!

DRIPPING WET FRIDAY X2

It's that time to start celebrating the beginning of the weekend and start our New Year's party!

There's no better way to celebrate and get soaking wet then rubbing yourself against these pix...hmmm...I mean looking at these pix.
*evil grin*

If there's a God in Heaven please let me wrap my lips around this instead of one of those silly New Year's horns.

THAT'LL WET YOUR WHISTLE FOR SURE!!

*smacks lips and drool follows*

FUCK, PLEASE! LET THIS BE ON THE DVD!

Who wouldn't want to see Bella being plowed by Edward over a palm tree???

If you say you wouldn't...please leave.
*mean face*

JUST KIDDIN'!
LOL

But seriously....leave....now. Or else.

HAPPY FRIDAY BTBS!!!
X♥X♥X♥X♥

BUTTER MY BOTTOM....

What wouldn't I do to be able to wake up and see this beside me.

UNFFFFFFF!

MARCELA'S VACATION UPDATE

I have a feeling Marcela has found the most amazing male masseuse. I hacked her smartphone and found this pic!!!

At least she is gathering information to share with us.
(I hope she's planning on sharing!)

WE MISS YOU BTB MARCELA!!!
♥

IS IT TRUE??? HOLY FUCK!!!

I just heard on E! News that the rumor is that Rob is in the studio making an album. If that is the case I will never have sex with my bf without the album being played in the background on the highest volume setting!

BTBS, we might be getting ear fucked very soon!

Let me know if you know anything about this.

Not only is my lady box clapping but my eardrums have joined!

♥

WHO WANTS A PIECE?

FUCK YEAH I DO!

Actually I want the WHOLE thing.
*licks lips*

REWIND AND PAUSE

How many of you BTBs turned into teenage girls at this scene in BD1?

*raises hand*

Yes, it's true. I got the giggles and wiggles. I love how she was so exhausted when she collapsed on the bed and Robward gave his sexy as fuck grin and covered that sweet ass of Krisella.

THE BTB KEYBOARD

If you are a BTB then your keyboard looks like this.

PUCKER UP BTBS!

I had to modify the GIF again. FUCK ME RETARDED! It keeps giving me issues. I need MARCELA!!! She's my sister-brain. WAH!

But still.....

What a sexy fucker.
*smacks lips*

THE FACE

This is the expression that Kristen makes right when Rob slips it in. As you can see her body has gone into shock and her eyes have turned red because Rob's monster cock has rearranged some of her bodily organs.

I'm so fuckin' jealous! I want my kidneys rearranged!

IT'S OFFICIAL...THEY'RE JUST GOOD FRIENDS!

Who was the dumbass that said these two were dating and secretly getting married? All I see is two close friends...almost like a brother and sister.

ROB MEETING THE BTBS

Did you think his reaction would be any different once he met all his adoring BTBs?

I don't think so!

And it helps that as soon as we see him our tits would pop out of our shirts and panties drop to the ground.

Yes Rob, we will be your harem of bitches.

JUST CAUSE ♥

Who doesn't love a good love story with a kick-ass song? And I'm feeling sappy and romantic today. I guess it's time to have a Twilight movie marathon. I'll snuggle up with my Christmas white leopard Snuggie and giggle, cry, say..WTF? and OMG! And probably push out a few ladygasms.

THE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS

WHO KNEW THE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS THE GIFTS WOULD STILL BE CUMMING!

I KNEW *EVIL GRIN*

HOPE ALL YOU HORNY LITTLE BTBS HAD A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS!

DAMN YOU, SANTA!!!!!!

DEAR SANTA,

DAMN YOU!
I said I wanted Rob in MY box on Christmas, not IN a box on Christmas! Since you almost got it right this year and you are over 1,000 years old I'll let you off with a warning...again.

See you next year Santa!

P.S. Santa... Do you see anything SUPER important that is missing from the box above?? Let me give you a hint..HIS COCK!

Love ya!
BTBS OF THE WORLD
X♥X♥X♥X♥X♥

Merry Christmas DAY form far AWAY!!!!!

YES MY LOVELIES,

I STILL MISS YOU....

MERRY CHRISTMAS DAY!!!!

Ps: FB I fucking miss you... fuck me retarded... xoxo

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS....

This is how I see all my sweet little BTB lambs snuggling up tonight on the Eve of Christmas.

There would be no better place to fall asleep then Rob's crotch.

I love you all with all my heart and I wish you all the very Merriest Christmas & Happy Holidays ever!

I will be posting one or two posts tomorrow, so stop in if time permits but if not I know I'll talk to you all very soon!

LOVE YOU BTBS! You all are my FAVORITE Christmas gift!
Miss you/L♥ve you, Marcela!
X♥X♥X♥X♥X♥X♥

Merry Christmas from far AWAY!!!!!

Know my girls, that there is not a single minute that I'm not thinking of you... and fucking Rob...

But anyways I prepared this before I left, so you wouldn't miss me much!

Merry Christmas my Horny BTB's I miss you like a motherfucker!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE!!

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS.....

Dear Santa,

My list this year is the same as the previous years. BUT in the past you have fucked it up by bringing me stuff I've never asked for or needed. So again, I ask that you bring me the only thing on my list. And if my wish is not granted I will personally put a cap in each of your reindeer, elves and your hag-whore of a wife.

LOVE YA SANTA!

Yours truly,
BTBS of THE WORLD
X♥X♥X♥X♥X♥

STOCKING STUFFER

THIS IS HOW YOU STUFF A STOCKING!

UNF!

THIS IS HOW YOU TIE A BOW!

SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT ROB WOULD KNOW THE PROPER AND BEST WAY TO TIE A BOW. I GUESS HE'S HAD ENOUGH PRACTICE ON KRISTEN.

WHO WANTS TO VOLUNTEER THEMSELVES SO HE CAN PRACTICE SOME MORE??

ABOUT FUCKING TIME! (LITERALLY)

ALL THE BTBS HAVE CONFIRMED IT! BEL AMI WILL BE R RATED! LET OUR COOTERS SCREAM AND CLAP WITH EXCITEMENT!!!

THIS PIC MAKES ME WANNA SING!

♪♫♪♫ FA LA LA LA LA♫♪♫♪LA LA LA FUCK ME♫♪♫♪

WHY I LOVE HER??

I'M A FUCKING KRISBIAN!!!

WHY?? you ask...

Sorry, what was the question again?? I was busy fantasizing having hot lesbian sex with this Goddess!!


FUUUUUUCCCKKKKKKKKK 

HOW MANY TIMES CAN YOU CUM IN 1 MIN 48 SECS???

If this doesn't put you in the mood then you must be destroyed and you never was a BTB.

THE OFFICIAL BTB ANTHEM!

THANKS TO OUR BAD-ASS BTB♥PINKLADY WE HAVE FOUND OUR OFFICIAL ANTHEM! JENNA MARBLES IS A BTB, SHE JUST DOESN'T KNOW IT YET.
LOVE HER!

THANKS, PL! YOU FUCKING ROCK! ♥U!

ENJOY BTBS! BOUNCE DAT ASS AND SHAKE THOSE TITTIES!

SHAMMANTIES TIME!

Here's the newest Bel Ami trailer.

BTBs, Time to strap on our Shammanties and brace ourselves. If you have no Shammanties then I suggest getting in a tub or going outside before watching this.

Tuesday: Blast From the Past!

Something I made a LOOONG time ago!

... Something I still don't get Stephenie... WTF!

NIGHT SWEATS

IMAGINE BEING WOKEN UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT BY THIS MAN!

MY LOVE CRACK GETS SLIP-N-SLIDE READY JUST BY THE IDEA OF IT!

WHAT IF....

IF WE HAD A TIME MACHINE WOULD WE KEEP DADDY C. THE SAME OR CHANGE HIM WITH MCDREAMY??? I'M KINDA ON THE SIDELINES ABOUT THIS BUT SOMETHING KEEPS PULLING ME TO MCDREAMY.

I KNOW MY BTBS WILL KNOW THE BEST "FIT" FOR BIG DADDY.
SO WHO IS IT?

FINGER PORN - 5 DIGIT EDITION

When I see this pic my mind goes straight to the fantasy where he has walked up behind me and slides his hand down my panties and then pulls it back and embraces the sweet aroma of my horniness that I am about to unleash on his sexy fuckin' ass!

Am I alone in that fantasy??
*EVIL GRIN*

ROB... WHY DO YOU LIKE TO TEASE US??

Yeah Rob, don't act like don't know what are we talking about...

Stop with the fingers!!!! 

and don't make the face...

 ARGH I said DON'T!!!!

Ok. fine, I'm all wet now... 

What's next the tongue??

Oh Dear....

*Flatlines*

FALLBACK CAREER

I guess even Rob has played with the idea that acting might not be a long term goal of his. Either way I'll follow him to the end of the earth...without panties.

WANTED!!!!!!

Yeah, get in line...

This is what all BTBs want!!! 

**Scratch "lilac, honey and sunshine" 

and add: "Alcohol, sweat and sex"

Yeahhhh... Now we're talking!!**

WTF-EVER!

We all know that this is the time of year for happiness and love and togetherness. But this Kardashian Christmas card is straight up bullshit and does nothing but drip arrogance and self-holiness.

Not only is this card self righteous and pompous but it's also available to view in 3 -D. The last thing I want to see at Christmas time is the Kardashians up-close and personal.

There

Are

No

Words

FOR THIS SHIT!!

I was really expecting them to re-create the nativity scene this year but I guess we now know that they like Twilight because they are totally putting their Volturi faces on.

What a joke. Who really takes this family serious?? And I have another question is that Ryan Seacreast standing between Kim and Kourtney?