The Bitches are BAAAACK!

WHAT THE FUCK HAS HAPPENED TO OUR WORLD??!!

See what happens when we go MIA for a year??!!

 

 And we never did a BTB review of Fifty Shades of Grey

(MeganBTB, you can skip this part. lol)

I am ashamed of myself for my behavior.

I deserve to have my BTB card suspended.

 BUT....

Let's forgive ourselves and move forward because we have A LOT to catch up on.

HOLY FUCK BALLS DO WE EVER!

Missed you bitches HARD!

xoxo

FIRST LOOK: MAPS TO THE STARS

!!HOLY FUCK BALLS!!

IT'S HERE!

The first sneak peek at the upcoming film Maps To The Stars.

It's been so long since we've had a Rob trailer to hump over and eventually destroy our computers and tablets because of it.

Gimme a sec while I blow the cobwebs out of my coochie-coo.

3..

2..

1..

I feel so much better!

Time to drop yo' panties and flick dat bean!

Here it is and ENJOY my lovely BTBS!

XOXO

ATTENTION ALL BTBS: IT'S TIME TO TWEET YOUR TWITTERS

Hello my lovelies.

It's been way too long.

Over time we've lost touch and focus on what's important.

And that is...US!

The BTB Nation will never vanish or break away.

We will always rise like the Phoenix.

We need to link together and never let this 

happen again.

Robsten may be broken up but BTBs will never break apart.

 (Stole this from Marcela's FB page. BATL!)

We will start doing more posts (PROMISE).

 Because that's what makes our nipples hard 

and our labia's thROB.

If you are on twitter please share your twitter names so we can

 link up and take it to the next level.

Nothing but love for all the BTBs!

Long live Rob and his Le Monster Cock!

WAKING FROM HIBERNATION

Hello my lovely BTBs!

 I blame my absence on Rob's absence.

It's been tough and here's a glimpse of those months without him...

 Yes, I eat my feelings.

 Yes, I turn into a little Asian boy when I cry.

Where the fuck is he? 

I want this back!

Am I alone?

I love you all and have missed you so much and let's make 2014 another great BTB year. 

DJ! ROCK THE MUTHAFUCKIN' BEAT!

OH NO SHE DIDN'T!

“I get further away every day,” she told Variety. “I am so over it. For me, it’s not a happy place to be.”

For once I'm at loss of words...

so you are DONE with Twilight?
You dispise it so much, you say its not a happy place?

WHAT THE FUCK??

So let me refrase:
You are saying, "thanks for you money twats, now fuck off"?

You ungrateful cow!

Read the article HERE...

*copied from comments*
Cindy says:
So when I met you at the BD2 fan camp and premiere and you were smiling taking pictures, was that all a fake?!! You didn’t want to be there? You hated every moment of it? Were you over it then and just pretending to want to be there? WHERE YOU LYING TO WHOLE TIME?!!!!!!

Would George Lucas ever say he’s over Star Wars – that it’s “not a happy place to be?” Would Steven Spielberg ever say that Indiana Jones is “not a happy place to be?” Would J.K. Rowlings ever say that she’s over Harry Potter and that he is “not a happy place to be?” ABSOLUTELY NOT!!

I have never seen one of the most disrespectful attitudes against the fans who love this story ever. How dare she! She is ungrateful, hateful, egotistical, stuck up, evil, nasty, snobbish and so much more.

She basically slapped everyone who made those films in the face basically stating, “Thanks for making me rich, now F*CK OFF!”

Well Mrs. Meyer, you the rue the day you made this statement. Every dime you spend is thanks to us, the Twihards you now hate so much. Yeah, the ones who took you from an average housewife with a dream about a vampire to a successful writer who is now making movies in Hollywood. Yes, we put you there. Gave you that producer’s chair. Now we see the real Stephenie.

I have two words for you…VERONICA ROTH. She wrote a book about her male character Four unlike you who refuse to finish Midnight Sun as a punishment to the fans who made you a rich woman.

Well, I hate to say this but, once we get over you, you will regret it. Hate you back babe. The Potterheads have Pottermore and look what we get…an ungrateful witch.

Peace.
From a Twihard who’s over SM (I will never say her name ever again because I’m over her)

***I fucking love you Cindy!!!

AND I FUCKING HATE YOU SM!
Choke on a Twinkie you you you...
PIRATE HOOKER!

I'M SORRY!!!!

I've been a bad BTB and deserve punishment!

*bends over and bats eyelashes*

is that a ridding crop??

Well, please forgive me!

I even missed half DeeDee's crazy ramp!

I'm still in Europe, in the longest vacations known to man, and dying to come home! LOL

T-minus 8 days! jesus fuck!

Please accept this token of appreciation!

Miss you! Love you!

DEEBERT: MASTER OF THE TURDIVERSE AND BEYOND

It's been way past due for me to do a post. I have to apologize my life has been a total bitch lately. 

BUT not as a big of bitch as our favorite punching bag, DEEDEE777. She must have discovered a miracle drug because the cunt is back!

Yes, our sweet little survior is back with fist a blazin'! Her Vitamin B shot must have kicked in because she came after us like Stephenie Meyer at a Twinkie convention.

Here's just a clip of her sad attempt to redeem herself.

*please excuse me while I piss myself laughing*

 

Oh Heavenly Father above please stop me from laughing before I rupture something and end up next to DeeDee in the hospital.

When I think of Deebert I just want to:

 

I think that when the world comes to an end all that will be left is cockroaches, Cher, The Kardashians and DEEDEE777.

It's so great to be back and there's a new level of BTB-ism that has been woken inside me. 

Brace yourself....it's hardcore and it's cumming out hard!

p.s. Here's THE JAW...

BTB WORLD DOMINATION!!!

Happy Memorial Day Weekend My LOVERS!!!!! (In the US)

Happy Memorial Weekend!!!

I hope everyone has an awesome weekend!

And can anyone tell me when will MISSION BLACKLIST is coming out/being filmed/ etc?

Enjoy these magnificent manips for now...

Gosh, I need to go and change my panties UNF!

This last one make me: djbvaivba;ofebva;eibjvl;aevjeornbqwobvqovb

*hump my keyboard*

No more Robsten.... AGAIN??

So the rumor mill says Rob is a single man again *sharpens cougar teeth* 

What the hell happened?!?

Did he finally realize BTB are the women of his dreams? Why have one , when you can have them all!!! Right?!?!

Well, tell me in the comments why you think they broke up, or who will be the best replacement for Kstew... Fell free to add my name!! LOL

**Love you girls, sorry for the absence again, real life was sucking BIG TIME!

Errrrrr..... NOPE!

I don't know where to start with this pic...

Thanks to whomever made this manip... 

I appreciate it... BUT WHY did you have to make Emmett SO FAT!?! 

And look at the size of Bella's kenkles... and Alice's guns!

So much win

One word: Awesome!

This is fucking awesome! 

5-head looks so creepy, I love it! 

LMFAO!