#1.- Daddy C, you are perv!
#2.- Why is Emmett clapping? He must really like Katy Perry! LOL
#3.- Now we know why is Jasper so uptight all the time, he's sporting a major boner all day long! LOL
Ps: Damn Katy Perry! you are a hot psycho bitch! & I still love you!
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ReplyDeletecarlisle has his thumb stuck on the rewind button
ReplyDeleteI bet she can melt their Popsicles LOL
ReplyDeleteCalifornia girlsWe're unforgettableDaisy DukesBikinis on topSun-kissed skinSo hotWe'll melt your popsicleOooooh Oh Oooooh
ReplyDelete♪♫♪
Oh you melt their Popsicles alright LOL
http://www.famemagazine.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/katy-perry61.jpg
If he has one hand on the rewind button, where is the other one??? Hmmmm.......
ReplyDeleteAt first I thought that they were watching a stripper because:
ReplyDelete1) PF is newly single;
2) Kellan is single and ALWAYS ready to mingle; and
3) JR just knocked up a stripper...
LMFAO!!!
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteTrue story
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Poor Jasper, if he feels all the emotions of the others, he must be horny as fuck! LOL
ReplyDeleteYeah, it drove him to knock up a stripper of his own... LMFAO!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYep, I believe you...
ReplyDeletePoor Alice... LOL The poor vamp must be fucking everything that moves to have knocked that ugly blue hair stripper! LOL
ReplyDeletePoor Alice never say it cumming either... LOL!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletePorn!! I love porn!
ReplyDelete*grabs a seat on the couch
I think Daddy C is trying to figure out how to get a better angle on that Katy ass!!
and I keep tilting my head, thinking I can see more of her tits!
It did not surprise me at all Snoop was all over this!
ReplyDeleteKaty is so beautiful... she makes me so jealous though, and not only because she is fuckhot. *grumble grumble*
ReplyDeleteAnd I am going to be wise, and not elaborate. :-(
I was guessing "Vampire Diaries"...until I saw I was wrong, lol ♥
ReplyDelete...i want ice-cream...
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!! Only if Elena is in the sack with one of the Salvatore bros.!!!
ReplyDeleteI agree!
ReplyDeleteI am so glad to she divorced RB. A manwhore is a manwhore is a manwhore!
Her new boy-toy is better-looking IMO....
http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2012/03/28/pagesix/web_photos/baptiste2--300x300.jpg
... all over Rob's body to lick up inch-by-fucking-glorious-inch!!! *SCHLURP!*
ReplyDeleteIt was pre-approved by the Master Pimp himself, of course!!!
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ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!!! Everytime I see that gif I think of MegO and her cupcakes! LOL
ReplyDeleteyum!!!! Carrot sticks will have to do for me.... blahhhh LOL
ReplyDeleteLOL Master Pimp... I see a fic cumming~ lol
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat was my home yesterday~ LOL!!
PORN?!?
ReplyDeleteI'm listening!!!
http://www.moderndogmagazine.com/files/images/CanineBodyLanguage-17.jpg
Oh yes, that too! Did I forget to wrtie that...? lol ♥
ReplyDeleteJust 1????? ♥
ReplyDeletePhew! *wipes brow*
ReplyDeleteNow you are speaking my language, woman!!! ;-)
ReplyDeleteDid someone say "PORN"???!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd Edward is trying to see from the other room what the hell they are all doing:
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LMFAO!!!
ReplyDeleteI want some of cupcakes, but none for Jessica Simpson, ok?!!!
Booooo!!!! LOL!
ReplyDeleteYes, you forgot!!! Bend over for your spanking my Dear!!!
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!! Master Pimp Rob!!!
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...BENDING... *and clapping in excitment* =]
ReplyDeleteI'm one of those that can't choose between the brothers. So I'd take em' both!!!! ♥
ReplyDelete...dip em' in the ice-cream... *problem solved!!!* ☺
ReplyDelete*SMACK!!!* My pleasure!!! ;-)
ReplyDeleteI agree! I'd do both, too!!!
ReplyDeleteI think Rob would like that!
ReplyDeletehttp://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1dicd8sij1r6f2z0.gif
ITA!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!! Loves it!!!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!!! They never include him in the fun stuff... b/c he can read their dirty minds! LOL
ReplyDeleteDERP!
ReplyDeletethat is right, he does not need Katy Perry when he has this to spend his time with:
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Oh GOD AGAIN!!!!
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Atta girl!!!!!
ReplyDeleteBATL! That is one of the funniest vids/songs evah!
ReplyDeleteSuck we have to wait for new episodes again!!!! FUCKING CW!!!!
ReplyDeleteOMFG!!! Really Marcela? I feel honoured!!! :)
ReplyDeleteMaybe I should dye my hair black tomorrow.... I'm still debating at midnight what colour and cut to do to my hair tomorrow at my 1 o'clock appt. Hubby wants me to go back to my natural colour.... but fuck that noise! lol.
ReplyDeleteOh my God. And he is French. That accent. That look. European people, you need to stop making pretty babies! You're making everyone else feels hopeless!! LOL
ReplyDelete*cringing due to the fact of that stupid wig on Jasper, but has forgiven Scummit for delicious BD Jasper*
ReplyDeletefunny you should mention that I was at a meet and greet last november(and hopefully go again this year) and Jackson was asked what is one of the things you did not like about your costume he said the wig! "It sucked wearing that thing!" everyone there agreed including me I blurted out oh please it was CRAP and he laughed and looked right at me and I almost died right ere!
ReplyDeleteFINGER FUCK HOT PORN! UNF!
ReplyDeleteLOL! awwwwww poor Edward well at least Bella can give him a taste of her pussy
ReplyDelete*"CUMS" :0
ReplyDeletexD
ReplyDeleteIKR?! Katy Perry is an awesome performer :)
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteshe is pretty and one sexy chick and she has a documentary movie coming out in July in the theaters I think it's July 4th it looks good I saw a sneaky peek of it on the KCA's
ReplyDeleteyeah me too I am glad also
ReplyDeleteAZ this man is NOT hard too look at!
ReplyDeleteLMAO!
ReplyDelete*joins WastedGirl*BTB* on the couch I bet Daddy C is thinking I want to FUCK her ass HARD!
ReplyDeleteROFLMAFO!
ReplyDeletewoooooo BRING IT!
ReplyDelete*dying of laughter* that is priceless but seriously though it is sad about Peter and Jenny and Jackson is going to be a father!
ReplyDeletehahahhahahaa
ReplyDeleteLOL! why does this turn me on :p
ReplyDeleteha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! love it!
ReplyDeletewhat color do you want to dye your hair LOL
ReplyDeleteme too!
ReplyDeleteI want Rob's cream ;)
ReplyDeletehow about Rob's stick *evil smirk*
ReplyDeleteYou can have his cream I'll take his cock. ☺
ReplyDeleteand pretend it's Rob's monster cock LMAO!
ReplyDeleteWe don't have a platter big enough to hold that.
ReplyDeleteIKR! HAHAHAHAH!
ReplyDeleteooooooh yeessssssss oohhhhoooooooo yesssss!!
ReplyDeleteoh yeah he would! ;)
ReplyDeleteMaybe you're a lesbian??
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That's right!
ReplyDeleteYou left out 7 "o's" and 4 "s's". Just thought you like to know. ☺
ReplyDeleteDEFINITELY! NO DOUBT!
ReplyDeleteBUSTED! Good eye, BTB! LOL
ReplyDelete☺
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Fuck! I just mopped.
ReplyDeleteAnd she's the voice of Smurfette!
ReplyDeleteYIPPY!
http://bluebuddies.com/Smurf_Picture_and_Files/00000002/Katy_Perry_Smurfette.jpg
Brace yourself. You're going to make another mess.
ReplyDeleteAll things are changing in this CRAZY, CRAZY Twilight world.
ReplyDeleteSo funny! lol
ReplyDeleteShe should go for Katy Perry.
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There's plenty to go around. Wait your turn!
ReplyDeleteROFLMFAO! BATL! OMG!
ReplyDeleteYou are killing me.
Or TB.
ReplyDeleteSame here.
ReplyDeleteOr probably easy to fuck. WIN. WIN.
ReplyDeleteJIMD is a riot! LOVES HER!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI saw that. Looks cool.
ReplyDeleteOr vagina. But I guess a hole is a hole.
ReplyDeleteThat's ruff! ruff! ruff!
ReplyDelete*slides out flat screen*
ReplyDeleteeh I try ;)
ReplyDeleteI don't think I can! LOL
ReplyDeleteROFLMAFO!
ReplyDelete*smirks* okay I will clean this time
ReplyDeleteWe know you do.
ReplyDeleteYou know where the cleaning supplies are.
ReplyDeleteI know(so cute!) and did'nt she say there will be another Smurf movie she mentioned it when she won for best performer at the KCA's unless I misunderstood LOL
ReplyDeleteThought you might like that.
ReplyDeleteDamn straight you will!
ReplyDeleteYep.
ReplyDeletewooooo yeah TB! ohhhooo yeah! I LOVE that show Eric(make me *cum*) Northrop the man is FUCK HOT! season 4 will be out May 15th on DVD I can't wait!
ReplyDeleteGo get it woman!
ReplyDeleteI want to see that it should be good and June 5th thru the 7th I will be in Forks Washington! already got the flight booked and everthing YES I will have pics! and of the room of the too! it will be one of the twilight rooms and I will pose on the bed with Edward LOL
ReplyDeleteyeah he was not really right for her but this dude that she is with now FUCK ME HARD! he is FINE!
ReplyDeleteDon't get lost while you're there. No BTB will be able to find you.
ReplyDeleteOH HELL TO THE YEAH! I bet he is!
ReplyDeleteLOL!! Yes!
ReplyDeleteSometime ago you were talking about your cupcakes and I added this pic, saying this is how you frost them... Ever since, I think this is you! LOL
and I still believe this is how you frost them!
oh yeah she is SO funny! love her to pieces! <3
ReplyDeleteyeah it is... *smirks*
ReplyDeletehahahahahhaaa!!! that is priceless!
ReplyDelete*gets popcorn*
ReplyDeleteIKR?! geez! it's like a GOTdamn soap opera LOL
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!! We need a catering long ass cart
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IKR?! you and Marcela both kill me as well as everyone on here seriously! you all are so damn funny!
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!
ReplyDeleteTOO FUNNY!!
ReplyDeleteI just read your comment on RC. AAE is a cow twat!
ReplyDeleteAnd I hope to fucking God she's not talking about me when she said that part about blocking someone that said that they would never get blocked. If it was, bitch is making shit up!!! But she is liar....so there.
Too bad I couldn't comment in your defense. But I'm blocked. You block the ones that you fear, right? Bitch must be scared to death. LOL
yeah she should that would be cool! LOL
ReplyDeleteOMG! I always act fucking stupid at Lowes and Home Depot. I stand on it and have my bf push it around and I wave like I'm Miss USA. LOL
ReplyDeleteBut yes, that might work for Rob. ☺
*waiting patiently* LOL
ReplyDeletedeal :)
ReplyDelete*snaps fingers* DAMN *goes to find a big platter in the cabinet*
ReplyDeleteyep! *evil grin*
ReplyDelete*dying of laughter* I can't see the keys!
ReplyDeletehahahhahaa! oh that is priceless! you are so much like my bff seriously!
ReplyDelete*blushes* here are 7 sssssss and 4 ssss
ReplyDeleteoh yeah :D
ReplyDeleteoh spank me too *bends over* in the red room of pain*
ReplyDeletecan I watch?!
ReplyDeleteLMAO!seriously though this pic of him is it just me or does he looked slightly annoyed eh probably is just me LOL
ReplyDelete*smirks* I would not be surprised
ReplyDelete*rubbing himself*
ReplyDeletei would like to relieve that tension!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!
ReplyDeleteHahaha I bet hubby wishes I frosted them like this too!!!
ReplyDeleteNo idea! It's naturally blonde and I'm really pale so I'm limited, right now it's a light brown with blonde roots (hence the need to dye) I'm thinking of going to a medium brown.
ReplyDeleteAWWWWW
ReplyDeleteyou bitch. LOL
ReplyDeleteHe does not look annoyed to me, but does have that I-don't-know-what-to-do look on his face! LMAO!
ReplyDeleteJust because you are always a bad girl... *SMACK*
ReplyDeleteKaty Perry FTW!!!!!!!!!! The dude is a model by trade...
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Made him look like this guy...
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