We all can see that Jessica has gained more then "normal" baby weight.
But do you see anything in the pic that proves that she's gained alittle too much baby weight?
Yes. Look at the sign.
Bitch is tearing up the streets!
But do you see anything in the pic that proves that she's gained alittle too much baby weight?
Yes. Look at the sign.
Bitch is tearing up the streets!
LOL You are so mean, and I fucking love you!
ReplyDeleteRob, what do you think? oh, bad rob! LOL
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1miy8qV951r6f2z0.gif
Who's that?! Oh I know!
ReplyDeletehttp://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m17e8ht4f11qhvhgco1_500.jpg
Damn that's a big baby.
ReplyDeleteYep. Instead of a c-section she's going to have to have a A-Z section.
ReplyDeleteI know. ♥
ReplyDeleteYou know those heels have to have titanium rods in them. There's no way normal heels would withstand that kind of weight. *evil grin*
ReplyDeleteAnd this is why no babies for me!!!!!!! JS sealed my decision. FUCK DAT!
Lol damn
ReplyDeleteI've heard she gained 50 pounds!! That's twice the weight gain of a normal pregnancy.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't doubt it! She was talking about that she loves to eat something called a Slutty Brownie. It's a 3 layer brownie. Bottom layer is chocolate chip cookie dough, middle layer is Oreo's and the top layer is brownie. I just gained 5 lbs describing that motherfucker.
ReplyDeleteThat baby is coming out holding a menu.
ReplyDeleteI heard an interview with her not too long ago were she said that she has been eating everything and anything. Therefore, I will not be surprised to hear if she gains MORE than 50!!!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteShe gives new meaning to the phrase "eating for two"!!!
She must have also bought shoes 2 sizes bigger because there is no way her foot has not expanded since putting on so much weight! Plus, I am sure that she retaining water like the Hoover Dam!!! LOL!
ReplyDeleteI bet she's having at least a 10 pounder!!!
ReplyDeleteROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteShe must be the current main attraction at Sea World San Diego these days... LMFAO!!!
ReplyDeleteThe orange sign behind her should be revised to say...
ReplyDeleteBloaded Pork Ahead!!!!
And, wearing a bib!!!
ReplyDeleteROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSHAMU!!!!!
and a McRib... LOL
ReplyDeleteYEP!
ReplyDeleteROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteEverybody clap your hands, and say, "Shamu, Shamu!!!" ;-)
ReplyDeleteTHAT's Jessica?!?!?!?
ReplyDeleteDoesn't every woman know you don't ever wear orange after your 2nd trimester...♥ Or walk in platform shoes! OMR, if she fell..... [here cums the mother in me!]
I would never want anything bad to happen to anyone, especially an expecting mother.
ReplyDeleteWith that said.
If Jessica fell she would just bounce around. She'd be fine!
And she's got what, 3 feet to fall??? I guess that does help...☺
ReplyDeleteIn her orange outfit, she reminds me of one of those DOC inmates pulling trash and weeds from the roadside... LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL - Promise me you put all your orange away!!! ♥
ReplyDeleteI would not be caught dead in orange!!! LOL!
ReplyDeleteNo shit! That sounds yummy but so dangerously sweet!
ReplyDeleteI met Jessica Simpson when she use to date John Mayer back in Lala land and she is like barely 5'1!! So if she added 50 lbs or more to her frame she is probably having twins!!
ReplyDeleteToo much sugar for the baby... not good!!!
ReplyDeleteHOLY SHIT!!!
ReplyDeleteI will say I am envious of pregnant women who can actually eat.... for 32 weeks I was lucky to keep anything down most days, let alone something that rich! With Alie I didn't gain any weight, they were worried about her size and health because of everything....
No kidding!!! That poor baby will come out with diabetes!
ReplyDeleteOMG you guys are too much! BATL!!!
ReplyDeleteIs she carrying twins? triplets? quadruplets? Octuplets?
ReplyDeleteYes, yes, yes and yes. Any other questions? lol
ReplyDeleteDid she try and eat you?
ReplyDeleteOMG! I always honky my horn at those fuckers when I pass them. LOL
ReplyDeleteIf you get to close to JS you could be "IN" orange.
ReplyDeleteSHE'LL EAT YOU!
Talk about a womb with a view. *tee hee*
You know what they say.
ReplyDeletehttp://skywriter.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/webble-fuffernutterc.gif?w=500
Is that why I smell bacon? DAMN!
ReplyDeleteThat's the pregnancy I want ! NO WEIGHT GAIN! I'm fine with the baby coming out looking like a carrot.
ReplyDeleteThat bitch is eating so much she needs to have the golden arches over her belly!
ReplyDeleteI know we're all making jokes about her but like you said..not good! That baby could come out looking like SM. And who the fuck wants that???!!!
ReplyDeleteNOT ENOUGH TWINKIES ALREADY!
Doesn't she have her own shoe/bag/clothes line? You know she's wearing larger sizes and just swapping out the size tags.
ReplyDeleteWhy do you keep rubbing the McRib in my face?
ReplyDeleteWHHHHYYYYY?????!!!!!!
*takes off running and slides under bed*
*grabs MegO's other tit*
ReplyDeleteCan't have you busting the other one!
Isn't that a #3 on the McD's menu?
ReplyDeletethanks FB! ;) You grab them anytime you feel they are in danger.
ReplyDeletehahahaha yah it wasn't much fun though, throwing up up to 10 times a day isn't as fun as it sounds...lol.
ReplyDeleteROTFLMFAO!!!
ReplyDeleteYou are right! She does have her own clothes line, etc. I heard that she is now a billionaire because of her various business ventures. Must be nice! I bet her ex, Nick, is wishing that he had knocked her up after all!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!! If the baby comes out looking like SM, then he/she will definitely be born with a twinkie in its mouth!!!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!! She probably already has them tattooed to her belly!!!
ReplyDeleteROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIt may also be the bacon grease that she rubbed all over her feet to be able to squeeze her feet into those platforms!!!
LMFAO!!!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!! Why am I not surprised???!!!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!!!
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