Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Happy HUMP Day!!!

Fuck me! 

Wednesday already YAY!!!!

Bella knows Edward likes it dirty, stop pretending woman!
Now, I really can't wait for BD2 cottage sex scenes!!!!! *hyperventilates*

****Happy HUMP Day Bonus? Click HERE****


75 comments:

  1. http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw0kmeobCE1r85xsdo1_400.gif This reminds me of Fifty. Twilight's original Edward Cullen is probably too virginal to know about this, seeing as his creator clearly knows nothing of heavy, loaded sex. I do wonder what Stephenie and her husband do on their wedding night. Play checkers? 

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  2. Aurora23❤BTB❤®April 4, 2012 at 4:51 AM

    Yeah I would take option B!

    Priceless!

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  3. Aurora23❤BTB❤®April 4, 2012 at 4:53 AM

    No way do I want to picture Twinkie on her wedding night!

    That is a definite way to kill the sex buzz with Rob!

    Wait who am I kidding, any chance to fuck Rob and I'm ready in a nano second!

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  4. This has to be one of my all time favorite post so far! Marcela, love ya babe! 

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  5. OMG I'm glad i didn't take a drink of my coffee before scrolling down some more. 

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  6. Fuck puppet is right!
    Love the Hump Day Bonus!!!

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  7. Love it! The click here pic....fucking hot! So much Fifty in that pic....damn, time to take a shower...tee hee!

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  8. LMFAO!!!!!!!!

    I wanna be Bella's fuck puppet too!!!! LOL

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  9.  Talk about being scarred for life. *wiggles with happiness*

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  10. I really don't wanna imagine that bag of dough having sex....

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu0cl8V6Dd1r0wn98.gif

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  11. I know!!!! who says Rob will be bad for Fifty! Just look at that GEM!!!! 

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  12. LOL

    I'm glad you like! you perv! 
    LMAO! I fucking love it too... I wish he will call me a fuck puppet! ;( 

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  13. Come on!

     http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltudf04fMW1qczj34o1_500.jpg

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  14. Awwwwww

    Thanks babe! I saw it and I thought "This is so us..." LOL

    DID U LIKE THE BONUS???

    http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxeguxGSeP1qd3ywgo1_400.jpg

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  15. I know... I'm so jealous! DAMN YOU KIRSTEN!!! I love you, but I hate you sometimes... bitch gets to fuck Rob! 

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  16. OMG Just found this & Thought of you!!!! ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!

    http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1x0raxncH1rn6e3mo1_500.jpg

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  17. WHY not?!?! 

    I'm sure they were wearing their sexy lingerie...

    http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0h15skWcN1r9k3k5o1_500.jpg

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  18. ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
    I like the cinnamon rolls as boobies, but WTF is down between its legs???
    It looks like munchkins  or donuts holes! LOL

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  19. LOL 

    That's what I do to my bathroom walls when I'm constipated too.... LOL!!!! 

    Damn you, movie popcorn! 

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  20. I think the dough boy is having gender identity issues. lol

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  21. I told you before and I'll tell you again. Always get extra butter on the popcorn. It will shoot out of you like greased lightening!

    Where do you think popcorn textured ceilings comes from? Think about it......

    http://activerain.com/image_store/uploads/2/9/4/5/7/ar128663261075492.jpg

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  22. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Awww he's tucking it in, I call that "THE PADLOCK" LOL

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  23. #DEAD!!! LMAO!!!!

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  24. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

    And there I am thinking I'm all healthy and shit, asking for no butter... next time I'd know better, and I'll my bathroom all purrrty! LOL

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  25.  Girl! You will lose 10 lbs with the butter on it. Your butthole might need some TLC for about a week afterwards but who said it would easy. lol

    I'm a sick bitch.

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  26. He would rock that role....but unfortunately the media has made too close of connection to Twilight for him to do it. I mean, if you just read the books without knowing it's roots, wouldn't he be the perfect pick?

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  27. LMFAO!!!!!!!!

    AND I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!!! ♥♥♥

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  28. And we all know that "Edward" did have a boner while filming this scene!

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  29. Ah yes...the Mormon Garment!

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  30. IKR...love her but am soooo jealous of her! I guess if we can't have him to share, then she's the next best choice...he did drool over her first..

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  31. Anyone else notice that the authors of both Twilight and Fifty are similar looking and both seem to love Twinkies???? (Sorry, random and off-subject)

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  32. The click pic is fuckhot!  It looks so real!  And the proportions of Kristen's body look pretty accurate! *wink*

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  33. My sentiments EXACTLY!!!!

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  34. That "bonus" gave me a fucking lady-boner... *SCHWING!!!*  UNF!!!

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  35. I know! I fucking love that expression in the poor lama, she's like "errrrr wtf" LOL

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  36. I cannot find the pic of Rob with a boner during BD, but it is our there somewhere....

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  37. LMFAO!!!!

    The only difference is that one is NO-COCKBLOCKER!!!! 

    THANK GOD!! LOL

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  38. Your pleasure is our pleasure!!!!!!!! *SMOOCHES* ;-)

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  39. Thank you, Corazon!!!

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  40. LOL @ "Boioioing"!!!  I remember...was it Bill?...who said, "Rob's reaction to Kristen walking out in lingerie for that scene was so natural...we loved it." Well, yeah...he knows what's hidden under there!! lol I loved his reaction, too!!!!! ♥

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  41. Yeah, at least Icy likes the REAL cream filled rods as well!

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  42. I LOL'd at your llama GIF, then cracked up at the tucking baker! YOU...GUYS...ARE...SERIOUSLY...KILLING...ME!!! ♥ lol

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  43. I can't help but wonder if Rob has seen this pic??? Anyone been able to notice it in the movie???????? Like Kristen's nipple...♥ [which I can't see, but others have] ☺

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  44. I gotta agree with you! I could see Rob "doing" it...♥

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  45. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! *looks up at my ceiling* OH, GROSS!

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  46. I am sure that Rob had a whole shipment of lingerie shipped to Kristen after filming those scenes!!!

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  47. I have yet to see a still/pic of Kristen's nip, too!!! WAH!!!  *Pouts & Stomps Feet!*

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  48. I betcha!


    http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1stamix2R1rru4ixo1_500.gif
     

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  49. I imagine he would order some of these instead of the Mormon inspired ones in BD...

    http://s7d5.scene7.com/is/image/Fredericks/92870_main?$grid$

    http://s7d5.scene7.com/is/image/Fredericks/45541_main?$grid$

    http://s7d5.scene7.com/is/image/Fredericks/93797_main?$grid$

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  50. Aurora23❤BTB❤®April 4, 2012 at 1:59 PM

    i agree too! Fuckin hot!!!!

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  51. Aurora23❤BTB❤®April 4, 2012 at 2:02 PM

    OMFG i just fucking pissed my pants at this pic! 

    Fucking perfect pic!  

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  52. Aurora23❤BTB❤®April 4, 2012 at 2:05 PM

    yeah this looks like a young SM asking for her Twinkie fill!

    http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/internet-memes-you-can-be-my-twink.jpg

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  53. I think that Fifty would like that one, right???  ;-)

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  54. OMFG!!!!  She started eating twinkies so young!!!  LMFAO!!!

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  55. Be careful... "the "light" may reappear and try and answer your question!!!  After all, she has Jesus on speed-dial!!!  LMFAO!

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  56. How 'bout we all watch Rob "doing it" with KStew? I'm up for that!! Please...let them be stupid enough to make a sex tape and someone finds it!!,

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  57. Yeah, like... "No, you di'unt!"

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  58. Lol--I thought for sure someone would have done it! I'll just stare more at rob then!!!!!

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  59. LOL I'm glad we made you chuckle ;) 
    We want out BTBs always happy! this is the happy place!!! LOL

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  60. I'm hearing Ren & Stimpy singing, ♫ Happy, happy, joy, joy ♫ in my head now!!! ♥

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