This, my horny starfish lovers, is my list of guys I wish I could make sweet love to...
Eh, who am I kidding!
I'll be just as happy with a pity fuck!
Who's in your list? Rob doesn't count, as he owns our despicable asses!
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| HENRY CAVILL |
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| CHRIS HEMSWORTH |
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| IAN SOMERHALDER |
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| MICHAEL FASSBENDER |
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| MICHAEL C. HALL (As Dexter) |
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| SHANE WEST |
OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m11vwgkCcW1qhmou2.gif INDEED!!!!
ReplyDeleteNO GAGA YOU DI'INT!
ReplyDeletePaul Walker, Sean William Scott without a beer belly, and Ian Somerhalder.
ReplyDeleteHOT!!!!!! *humps screen*
ReplyDeletehttp://www.iknowhair.com/wp-content/uploads/paul-walker-hair-styles-paul-hairstyle-6.jpghttp://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTY5NTU4MTI5NV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzcwNTAwMg@@._V1._SY314_CR9,0,214,314_.jpg
OH yes I did!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteHere's some of my top fella picks. YUM-O!
ReplyDeleteI have to do this quick cause I'm off to chop and dye my hair....
ReplyDeleteRyan Gosling (drools) Ian Somerhalder, Ryan Reynolds theres more but my brain isn't working today so I'll post later. Hopefully by the time I get to the salon I will have decided on a fucking hair colour!!! LMAO
LOL!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGood luck with that darling! and I'm sure whatever you do you'll look HOT AS FUCK!!!! Because YOU ARE!
GAHHHH!!!!!
ReplyDeletehttp://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyw5mscpO91qjxdtx.gif
Sweet Jesus!
ReplyDeleteWhat his name!!! The first one! I can't think of it... my brain is filled with smutty porn goodness! LOL
Bradley Cooper???
ReplyDeleteOH.MY.FUCKING.GOD!
ReplyDeleteAll this pics, all the ones you guys are adding...
I just feel like stripping down and dancing naked!!!! WOOOHOOOOO!!!
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1px6lrGjF1r4n0owo1_250.gif
YES! THANK YOU!!!!
ReplyDeleteFuck me he's hot!~
Bradley "The Fuck Hot" Cooper.
ReplyDeleteYep! *wiggles*
ReplyDeleteROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! You Sexy Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmmm
ReplyDeletehttp://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m11vvroN5c1qhmou2.gif
Good fucking lord!
ReplyDeleteMichael Fassbender - where did he............fucking..........um,...........oh yeah, cum from?
I need to change my panties.
He sexy ass has been all over the place lately! (NO, I'm not complaining, just more horny)
I wouldn't say no to any of them!
PW is fuckin smokin!!!
ReplyDeleteThat'll dry up my panties fast!
ReplyDeleteOh.Em.Geeeee
ReplyDeletehttp://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m17yw3NFQU1qmzfyeo3_250.gif
Add to the bad ass look in his eyes and my ovaries goes *boom*
ReplyDeletehttp://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpil16EcDC1qaocvi.gif
Thank you, you are not so bad yourself...
ReplyDeletehttp://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0wfkj6AVs1qm3mgn.gif
LOL!!!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWe almost have the same taste in man meat! *HI5*
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!
ReplyDeleteThat fucker is NOT on my list.
ReplyDeleteAt first I thought it was SM dancing when she got her first Twilight royality check.
Assume the position! lol
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou know this is her, its SM before she gained all that weight... LOL
LET ME GUESS.....
ReplyDeleteKellan it's the only one not on your list! LOL
Duuuude, I even do this at the supermarket... I'm the master of the spread'em position! LOL
ReplyDeleteIf I had a "Hall Pass", then these would be my picks (in no particular order)...
ReplyDeletehttp://thegloss.com/files/2008/01/david-beckham-emporio-armani-underwear.jpg
http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj282/cryfrog2008/Ian%20Somerhalder/ian_somerhalder_1.jpg
http://urbanfancies.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/bradley-cooper-5-crop.jpg
http://i44.tinypic.com/35lwvic.jpg
http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2010/7/26/14/enhanced-buzz-19151-1280168476-14.jpg
Damn! She was skinny! Oh how the mighty have fallen.
ReplyDelete*tee hee*
Exactly. Nice body, cute face.......I don't know why.
ReplyDeleteEmmett turns me on more then Kellan. Explain that one!
Agree with Chris Hemsworth and Michael Fassbender! I would add Ryan Gosling to the list.
ReplyDeleteNo go for me is Ian Sommerhalder! He makes this creepy face expressions. Meh. But I guess I am they only who doesn't like him! LOL
LMAO!!!
ReplyDeleteZac and David. FUCK YEAH!
ReplyDeleteThat was my guess, too!!! LOL!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI guess that this guy is not on your list either...
http://www.richardsimmonsdvds.com/richard32.jpg
Ian's eye are beautiful but that's also the one thing that freaks me out about him. It's like he has Hulk eyes or something.
ReplyDeletehttp://gammagangsta.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/norton-bixby-hulk-eyes.jpg
Why thank you, Corazon!!! ;-)
ReplyDeleteI agree with that pick on your meaty list!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteFUCK NO! The white man fro scares the hell out of me. It's just not normal, freak of nature.
ReplyDeleteYou are welcome!!!
ReplyDeleteFuck yeah he's HOT!!!!!!
I just love a manly man. And Zac is now on that list. The trailer for his new movie is fucking with me bad!
ReplyDeletehttp://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lziz9cnZMY1rphfzho1_500.gif
Nothing says "butch" like Gaga dressed as her alter-ego, Jo Calderone!!!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOMG!!!!
Just imagine if I encountered a little person with a white man fro??!! BURY ME. BURY ME NOW!
ReplyDeleteHOLY SHITTAKE MASHROOMS!!!
ReplyDeleteI'd each one of your list! LOL
(HOW COULD I LEAVE DAVID OUTTA MY LIST!!!! *slaps self*)
I'm no picky, I'd fuck'em as both! LOL
ReplyDelete(with a condom, we know he likes whores)
LOL! You better double bag that sausage!
ReplyDelete*does double take*
ReplyDeleteIs he really Zack Effron?!?!
Holy shit!
He's all man! Yes, I'll fuck him!
*SMH... Slaps BTB-Marcela* How could you forget this specimen???
ReplyDeletehttp://www.totalmarketexposure.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/2012-Super-Bowl-Commercial-David-Beckham-Underwear-Armani.jpg
*gasps*
ReplyDelete*finds FB rocking back and forth in the shower floor repeating "I'm dirty, I'm dirty"
Hush now, they can't hurt you no more...
*hugs*
I will share if you do!!! ;-)
ReplyDeleteOne word...
ReplyDeleteTWINKIES.
LMFAO!!!!!!! Oh shit I'm cracking up!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!
*porn moans*
ReplyDeleteHe's fucking perfect.... gahhhhhh *faints*
slap me again, on the ass this time!
LMFAO!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!! And, I thought you liked him for his smile... LOL!
ReplyDeleteROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDoes the guy on the right count...
http://a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/7/7e01783f80bf45efd378bd560b37a2ea/l.jpg
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvwz1gq9f81qdb9r8o1_500.png
ReplyDeleteITA!!! I cannot wait to see him in his new movie! He is filling out quite nicely these days! Look at the fuckHOT shower/water scene...
ReplyDeletehttp://img2.timeinc.net/ew/i/2011/12/13/Lucky-One_320.jpg
Yes Mam! I guess we should have started paying attention when he was dropping rubbers on the red carpet.
ReplyDeleteOMG, have you seen the video where he dropped a condom on the Red carpet?!
ReplyDeleteSo funny
That's pretty much how it would turn out. lol
ReplyDeleteITA! He was in my hometown about a month ago for a soccer tournament... FML I did not get to see him in person!!!
ReplyDeleteBend over so I can smack ya really good, Love!!!
You know I will! *wink*
ReplyDeleteThe Twinkie is a killer. It's worse then crack.
ReplyDeleteYeah, you can keep on thinking that. lol
ReplyDeleteYOU EVIL BITCH!
ReplyDelete*jumps up and grabs ceiling fan*
I'm scared to look at any pix you post now after that ONE you just posted. I may have to moderate that post of yours. lol
ReplyDeleteFUCK BALLS! I just posted that vid in a comment! lol
ReplyDeleteBTB connection kicking ass.
Can't click on your link!
ReplyDeleteMaybe this one works:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XLt80dD5Bw
IKR. That's why Ian freaks me out.
ReplyDeleteThat's it! I'm such a tard I tried to embed it in a comment. DERP.
ReplyDeleteYou may want to spray his pumpkin patch with Raid for good measure... just sayin'... LMFAO!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!
ReplyDeleteHis short exercise shorts???
DING! DING! DING!
ReplyDeletedong.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz3eaiFXbm1qjtlwa.gif
LMFAO!!!!!!!!! *Crying*
ReplyDeleteOh, cum here you big baby... *Rocks BTB-FB in AZ's DD's*
No problem!
ReplyDeleteI love his reaction! He is so embarrassed! :-)
Yep! I love a man who is ready... at the drop of a condom!!!
ReplyDeleteThat's better! lol
ReplyDelete☺
ROTFLMFAO!!!! *Catches breath*
ReplyDeleteOk, truce??? But, you had to know that there was a pic out there of white dwarf with an afro!!!
Yes, it is him in all his fuckHOT meaty man glory!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHis new movie, The Lucky One, which is based on a Nicholas SParks movie, is out later this month!!!
And of course you had to find it!
ReplyDeleteOk, truce!
*rubs tits against AZ tits*
ALL GOOD!
Ahhhhhh, much better!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete*SMOOCHES ALL OVER*
ReplyDeleteUm... I would bet money there is no Ding Dong in there!!!
ReplyDeleteBetter safe than sorry!
ReplyDeleteLOL
LOL!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNope, just more hair... that's all
ReplyDeleteEXACTLY!!!!
ReplyDeletehmmm.. my list... Henry Cavill, Chris Hemsworth, Ian Somerhalder, Ryan Gosling, Michael Fassbender, Taylor Kitsch, and I'll add others as the cum to me.
ReplyDeleteHenry Cavill.... unf!!!!!
ReplyDeletehttp://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1tuhksSgH1qk85tjo2_500.gif
Just got home from running errands and getting all mani/pedi to see this and i just:
ReplyDeletehttp://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f366/Xo_FrOzEnKiSs_Xo/funny-twilight-gif.gif
Fuck yeah! I met Ryan Gosling and The wolf man on the end use to live in my old Hollywood hood and they are both tall fucking hot men! Don't know how i did not hump the shit out of them in person but I just kept my BTB cool and fucked them in my head while I listened to them chat!
ReplyDeleteRyan Gosling has a fucking huge dick! He has slept with a couple of peeps I know in LA and they all said that he is HUNG like a horse!!!! He has been said to be a good fuck so no wonder the ladies love him! :)
okay now that i have recovered a bit from drooling over allt hese hot men,
ReplyDeletehere is my list:
Johnny Depp (Freak)
Chester Bennington from Linkin Park (major Freak & has admitted it)
Jared Leto (major Freak and has made a video of it!)
Henry Cavill (My second choice for Fifty)
Ryan Gosling (Big DICK and in a good way)
Micheal Fassbender (MOnster Cock)
Daniel Paladini from the CHicago Fire Soccer Team (seen him play in person and fucking hottie)
and I agree with the ones you posted too!
I don't know how to make a collage of pics of all the hotties but if you Google ones you don't know, you will see how hot they are!
TK is a hottie... just looked him up!!!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!!!!!! But, Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGood dishing, BTB-Aurora!!!
ReplyDeleteThat's exactly what Today show host, Matt Lauer, told him when he interviewed Zac and mentioned the condom incident!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat's even funnier is that it happened at the Lorax movie premier!!!
ReplyDeleteheres my list:
ReplyDeleteAlex Skarkgard
Stephen Moyer
Ryan Quanits(Jason Stackhouse)
Kellen Lutz
Jackson Rathbone
Chris Hemsworth
Billy Burke
David Beckman
Brad Pitt
NICE list! :D
ReplyDeleteso did I! *-*
ReplyDeletelol!!
ReplyDeleteDavid Beckman is on my list and FUCKING WELL HUNG!
ReplyDeleteI agree! ;O)
ReplyDeletewoooooo weeeeeeee!! FUCK YEAH!
ReplyDeleteIan Sommerhalder would be PERFECT as Fifty he has those eyes that are SO fking pretty!
ReplyDeleteYes, to... Jared Leto! I flove dhim back when he played Jordan Catalano in "My So-Called Life"!
ReplyDeletehe has FUCK HOT eyes they are almost hypnotic!
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteI have him on list! LOL
ReplyDeleteI did'nt :)
ReplyDeleteI know!
ReplyDeleteBTW: Lorax sounds like a condom brand. LOL
I think we have Durex in Germany!
*slaps AZ on the ass* you did'nt see him *-*
ReplyDeleteJoey baby!!! MISTER WOLFMAN!! from True Blood!
ReplyDeleteNooo, don't want him as Fifty! Sorry, I don't really like him or his weird smirk!
ReplyDeletehe is FUCK ME HARD FINE
ReplyDeleteDAMN JASON STACKHOUSE LOVE HIM!!!
ReplyDeletehe's on my list and so is JR!
ReplyDeleteNo... *Bows head down and waits for another slap...*
ReplyDeleteEXACTLY!
ReplyDeleteBuwahahaha!!!!!!!! We have Durex in the states, too!
ReplyDeleteI thought that was a chick at first!
ReplyDeleteGah! Yuck! LOL!
hahahahahhahahaaa!!!
ReplyDeleteGood girl!!! ;-)
ReplyDeleteoh but FB he is SO HOT HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!
ReplyDeleteROFLMAFO!!
ReplyDeleteDitto AZ!! That is when I 1st saw him and was like drooollll!
ReplyDeleteThen i saw him live in his band tons of times with 30 seconds to Mars shirtless and dripping and yeah I lost my panties in the flood in nano seconds!Have you seen him in this video?Talk about Kinky!
go to 5:56 and you will squirt like crazy! The whole video has so much Fifty in it with jared Leto! Fucking hot!!!
THis song is EPIC!!! I love it live and him singing it makes my cooter purrrrrr
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4DJUKNVkbM
LMFAO!
ReplyDeletehahahhahaaa!
ReplyDelete*okay girls* 5,6,7,8!
ReplyDeletexD
ReplyDeletenope there is'nt you have to have a magnfying glass ;)
ReplyDeleteyep a FORREST
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!
ReplyDeletewhat did the midget say to the tall woman? answer: 'gee your hair smells teriffic"
ReplyDeleteLOL!!
ReplyDeleteJason is a dirty sexy man whore!
ReplyDeleteI love it!
Yeah, I wanted Jordan/Jared to finger-fuck me back then!!! LOL!
ReplyDeleteHe is fuckHOT as a rock star now!!! UNF!!! That video is crazy!!! So Fifty-esque!!! Me likey!!!
Not even that will help!!!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSo..... What did you end up doing to your hair???
ReplyDeleteWell thank you Marcela! You are hot as fuck though my BTB! Even the hubby said your a hot mama!
ReplyDeleteI dyed it mocha brown and now everyone is saying it's too dark....lol.
I got a couple of inches cut off and some layers added so it's not so heavy for summer and dyed it dark brown with some reddish undertones to it. I like it but everyone else says it's too dark for me..... fuck them! lol.
ReplyDeleteFuck'em I'm sure you look beautiful!!!
ReplyDeleteI went from light brown with blonde highlights to BLACK!~ LOLI dare anyone to say shit, they know I'll punch them in da face!~ LOL
I must be the only one who doesn't like Beckham.... he has a kinda girly voice..... *runs and hides*
ReplyDeleteHOLY FUCK *squirts*
ReplyDeleteshake it Marcela.... just don't invite that guy!!! lol
ReplyDeleteAustin told me I should go back to blonde.... but it's so boring having your natural colour! lol.
ReplyDeleteAurora I fucking bow down to you! I have had the hots for Ryan Gosling since Breaker High....lol Gah if I met him I would probably hump his leg like a stray dog! He is 2nd only to Rob....lol.
ReplyDeleteHe says that he has to say a word??? LMFAO!!! But, I agree... his voice is a joke!
ReplyDeleteSounds cool! Do you like it??? That's all that matters!!! ;-)
ReplyDeleteI had a feeling you would like!
ReplyDeleteHad to get ya back for the Kstew vid!
**muah**
lol very true!
ReplyDeleteI do! It's still long which is good, I need my hair...lol. It's just past my boobies instead of almost to my ass.
ReplyDeleteEspecially when he goes down on her & squeezes her tatas! Fuck me Mr. Leto!!
ReplyDeleteFOrgot one more guy: Trent Reznor now!
ReplyDeleteFucking hot musician and his songs are awesome to fuck to (yes I have & i'm proud of it!)This is one of my favs of his called "Physical", this would be a good song to Rob:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLlKlcTa5i8
other than Rob, who would be your second choice :)
ReplyDelete*smooch* thanks!
ReplyDelete*slaps AZ on the ass again*
ReplyDeleteIKR?! he is SO FH!
ReplyDeleteI thought so too! LMAO!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!
ReplyDeleteI will try it... Downloading the song as I type! LOL
Fuck.me indeed! UNF!
ReplyDeleteLink to lyrics:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/nineinchnails/physicalyoureso.html
LOL!!!!!!! bahahahaha
ReplyDeleteI love him, but yeah he has that smirck (which makes me squirt by the way lol)
BUT NO, I would not like him as Fifty, if Rob its not doing it, then I want Henry to play it!!!
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1v9v1NFTh1qhxamuo1_500.jpg
Agree with you M! Henry is the man only if ROb won't do it!
ReplyDeleteI had to share with my BTB's!!!
ReplyDeleteOne good thing out of living in Hollywood for years, you see and hear a lot of stuff no one knows!
Anyone ever daydream of having some of these hot ass guys flex their stomach muscles and rub your girly parts against them to get off....
ReplyDeleteJust me?
You are not alone... Here, we've all dream that!! LOL
ReplyDeleteYou have reach a pack of horn dogs!
Michael Fassbender (and his third leg)
ReplyDeleteTom Hiddleston (and his romantic, wise words)
Johnny Depp
Alexander Skarsgard
Joe Manganiello
Hemsworth Brothers
Leto Brothers
Max Irons and his father, Jeremy Irons (aka the man with the sexiest voice ever. Watch Scar in Lion King)
Fiennes brothers (Forever my Shakespeare and Heathcliff <3)
Richard Madden
Kit Harrington
David Thewlis
Gary Oldman
Ben Barnes
Heath Ledger (please come back from the dead, you sexy, talented man)
Ramin Karimloo (and his sexy Canadian voice)
Chris Evans
Robert Downey Jr
Sam Claflin
Andrew Garfield
Conclusion: I have a very high list of men with thick hair.
Once again I am late to the fucking party...but here's my list (mind you, I'm prolly a little older than most of you so keep the laughs to a minimum)... Brad Pitt, Josh Lucas, Jason Momoa, Paul Walker, Henry Cavill, Colin Farrell.
ReplyDeleteI am so angry at myself for not listing one of my all picks. How could this post exist without.....
ReplyDeleteHUGH "FUCK-ME-NOW" JACKMAN!
Damn, I forgot the Fiennes brothers...have you every seen Killing me Softly? There's some fifty behavior in there that is HOT!
ReplyDeleteUh oh...you're not the only one who forgot him! Sorry Hugh!
ReplyDeleteIKR! I feel I have let down all women by not thinking of him instantly. lol
ReplyDeleteBad me. Please slap me!
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lys1dwno0B1r7ms4po1_250.gif
LOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteBetter Late than never!!!!
ReplyDeleteOH Josh Lucas!!!! Sweet Home Alabama! He stole my heart in that movie! UNF
All good choices my love! But I think there is one guy he all agree on... Henry Fucking Cavill! UNF!
LOL
Holy fuck. I was going to add JL to my pix but thought Bradley Cooper was the cuter of the two. *drops head in shame*
ReplyDeleteRAWR!!!!!!! All sexy as fuck!!!
ReplyDeleteA friend of mine saw him at the beach, more or less looking like THAT and waved at him and got a reply back. Then proceed to tell me great things happen in other cities and not ours (if only Heath Ledger was alive..I know his mum's best friend)
ReplyDeleteIf I saw HJ in person....there are no words.
ReplyDeletehttp://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1h7lgVtPX1qawahmo1_250.gif
Those are VS panties from their PINK collection!!!
ReplyDeleteSorry, I know my VS.
I am not surprised that you would identify the panty!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Sweetie!!! *SMOOCHES*
ReplyDeleteWOOOO WEEE NICE PIC!
ReplyDeletewow you know his moms best friend and HL will be missed he was a really talented actor I saw him in a movie called The Patriot that starred(make puke) Mel Gibson Heath did an amazing performance in that movie RIP Heath..
ReplyDeletemy sentiments exactly *-*
ReplyDelete*hangs head in shame* I forgot about him too!
ReplyDeletehow about a spanking *goes to get whip out of RROP*(Red Room Of Pain)
ReplyDeleteokay LOL!
ReplyDeleteOMG I totally forgot him too!
ReplyDeleteLove him!!!