The weekend was way too short!!!
I'm having a case of "The Mondays" ARGH!
I really don't want to be at work....
So, let's get serious, and lets talk about what could make it better.... NAH just kidding, I don't even know what serious means! LOL
Here you go my darlings! A Monday chuckle for you all!
Let's laugh it up!
THE BURP!!!! LOL
PS: For all those hateful bitches saying shit about us for lusting after Rob, hear this: FUCK YOU, we don't give a shit about what you say and you can kiss our Rob loving asses, because WE are not stopping!!
THE BURP!!!! LOL
PS: For all those hateful bitches saying shit about us for lusting after Rob, hear this: FUCK YOU, we don't give a shit about what you say and you can kiss our Rob loving asses, because WE are not stopping!!
yes it's me. I've been MIA and it's all self-inflicted. I'm forcing myself to peek up from Freed. I want to read it so fast and just absorb every titillating word that teases my eyes. I will be reading this over again. *squirms* I'm on Chapter 12 right now but made myself stop so I can stretch it out alittle longer. I guess I like being tortured. *wiggles eyebrow*
ReplyDeleteWelcum back...glad you came up for air! I'm going to have to break out my copies of these again...I had a very busy week last week and it rolled into the weekend..I hope I can get back to my normal perving with my BTB's now!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDude! can't say I blame you!! I ate those books like birthday cake!
I'm REALLY happy you are loving them! Yet one more thing we have in common, sometimes I even wonder if we weren't truly separated at birth!!!
LOL
Fucking love you to pieces! Keep reading! It only gets BETTER!!! *smooches*
The burp!!!!! LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteA classic but I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!!!
My bf has been pouting since I started reading. He has to make his own dinner because the only appetite I have is for Fifty. FUCK!
ReplyDeleteWho knew reading this triolgy would be a kick ass diet??!!!
Do you know if Fifty is available on audiobooks yet? And I'm curious if they will make the movie into just one more or a several...
I'm addicted now. Thanks BITCHES! *smooches*
I know we're sisters. No blood test needed!
ReplyDeleteYay!!!! We love that! We need our BTB Karen fix as well!! *smooches*
ReplyDeleteAwwwwww *wipes tear*
ReplyDelete*smooches*
ha so thats what keeping u away this is what is keeping me away...If only I could perfect this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kEcWIB4uP8
ReplyDeleteThat is one floppy booby....
ReplyDeleteThat burp...haha
LOL!!!! That will be us BTB's senior road trip here in Las Vegas!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!! This is priceless!!!
ReplyDeleteGood Afternoon! Yes there is audio for the book! The chick sounds like a teenage girl in it though so kinda ruins it to me a bit!
ReplyDeleteHere is a sample:
http://www.amazon.com/Fifty-Shades-Grey-Book-Trilogy/dp/B007R07BK8/ref=lp_B005GP9FF0_1_1_title_2_aud?ie=UTF8&qid=1335805409&sr=1-1
ahaha! Flashing Floppy Boobies to all the haters!
ReplyDeleteNow we know all of us BTB''s got the nice boobies!!
http://www.threedonia.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/katy_perry_elmo.gif
Waaaaaaahooooooooo!!!! That's right M. you tell those bitches!!!!! I just popped my floppy titty out and swung it around my living room in solidarity!!!! (my cats think Im fuckin nuts!) Im a horny Rob-Hoor and PROUD the fuck of it!!!!!!! God,I love you gals!!
ReplyDeleteHi ya,Cooter.....you know all that "reading" will make you go blind! ;)
ReplyDeleteHahahaha! The trick is finding a man with really long fingers! Ummmm...seems we all know of one gorgeous man that meets those requirements!
ReplyDeleteOMG AHAHAHA!!!
ReplyDeleteBasically your man needs to know how to use his fingers! One of the 1st things that has to be done right before he goes "ALL THE WAY""
nice! never thought of that....where was my damn head!?!?
ReplyDeleteYou know it's true.
ReplyDeletehttp://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3av7qEECP1r2yl08o1_500.jpg
Fucking awesome!
ReplyDelete"Where is the g-spot? It's about 2 knuckles in"
Hey Clitty-Cat! *muah*
ReplyDeleteHow the fuck are ya? Is that bitch still saying shit? I got 5 mins to spare and I only need 30 seconds to fuck her over 1ox and send her home crying to daddy to fuck her to sleep.
Holy shit! That is one sad boob! LOL
ReplyDeleteNo shame in her game!
First time ive seen you on here...Welcome and Hello!
ReplyDeleteBwahahahaha!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!! Fuck yes!
ReplyDeleteCockblockers not allowed in here!
LOL!!!! flove me some Katy Perry!!!
ReplyDeleteThat floppy titties will be the BTB Senior Road Trip! LOL
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteHahaha.....let's go steal Rob and pass him around and test the long finger theory!
ReplyDeletelol at Edwardian...shit cracks me up!
ReplyDeleteSide Note: Fuck you if you don't think this site and the people who comment on it are funny as fuck. These people are amazing =)
I like it better when the Cookie Monster reads fifty... LOL
ReplyDeletehttp://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/50315_343887056586_2841821_n.jpg
http://youtu.be/4zD8X2q0LQE
I think Grandpa is trying to ditch her and it's not working out so well in his favor.
ReplyDeleteNot only is her titty missing about 20 lbs of air but her face is JACKED UP. WOOF! No wonder she's hanging her head out the sunroof window..most dogs do.
http://i.somethingawful.com/u/professorclumsy/marmaduke/marmaduke2.jpg
Bitch was the last time I checked. Nutcase! She's got a bunch of people over there feeling sorry for her because mean old bully Joan got on her case.......waaaaaaa! Pussy!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for having my back....but we shant waste a moment more of our time on her....she's stupid enough that she'll fuck herself up eventually. Karma is a bitch and all. Wuuuuuuuuvs youuuuuuuu,my Cooter!
I'm #Obsessed. I get to meet E.L. this Friday and I'm gonna whip her a good one to show her my thanks for Christian Grey ;)
ReplyDeleteAwwwwwwwww *blushes*
ReplyDeleteBut you say the word and I'll attack like Christian in the playroom. *muah*
Howdy! Thanks so much for the welcome. Ive been here a few times but Im now becoming a permanent resident....I needed a home for my potty mouth and my sick, sexually deviant sense of humor. ;)
ReplyDeleteOMG! I'm so happy for you....kinda.
ReplyDeleteJUST KIDDIN'!
LOVES YA and have a great fuck time! ♥
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOMG!! I peed a little~ LOL
BATL!!! I fucking pissed my pants from laughter!
ReplyDeleteOMFG that is hilarious!! SO needed that M!
You rock!
LMFAO!!!!!! It's lady gaga in 10 years lol
ReplyDeleteFuck 'em.
ReplyDeleteBUENAS TARDES BITCHES!
I HAAAATE cockblockers!
ReplyDelete*get's in line*
ReplyDeleteFuck yeah!!!! UNF Rob and those fingers....
OMG! You are one badass chick. Remind me to never get on your bad side! Christian in the playroom??? That bitch should be SCARED!!!!! ;D
ReplyDeleteBuenos Nachos! KK!!!!
ReplyDelete*smooches*
Looks like we are having a party today!!! Woo hoo!!
Turn about is fair play.....you ladies make me pee all the time at your crazy antics and comments!!! :D
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou fit right in darling!
ReplyDeleteEach one of this hot babes is just dirtier and hornier than the next!!! LOL!!!
Im in line,Im in line!!! Hell.....Id settle for his TOES! Have you seen how long THOSE are???? Hmmmmmmm......thats has me wondering..... (ponders,scratching chin).....what else could possibly be long on Rob??????
ReplyDeleteThank ya! That's why you are my kind of ladies!!!!! It's nice to be me without anyone being flabbergasted or looking mortified by whatever nasty comment flies out of my mouth! Im afraid in my little pea brain,sex can be connected to ANYTHING! Remember that silly game " Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon"? Yeah,well...thats me...only with sex!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm partying on Cinco from Mayo. Celebrating being done with my freshman year of college! Time to get tipsy
ReplyDeleteHahaha.....Im glad my Mini doesn't have a sunroof!!!!
ReplyDeleteWoooo Hoooooo!!!! party like a fucking rock star hot momma! You deserve it!!!
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the site BCBJoan!
ReplyDeleteTalk dirty & respond dirty always!
Like a dooby(sp?)...fun and happiness for all. LMAO!!
ReplyDeleteLMAO! My grannie tits are not going to be grannie tits! I'm making sure to get those suckers to be perky forever!
ReplyDelete:P
Awwwww We luv u too Darling!!! XOXOXOXO
ReplyDeleteTo quote Stifler but not in the literal sense, I'm gonna hang out with my wang out!
ReplyDeleteThank you! I most certainly shall! :)
ReplyDeleteOf course....with my new sisters I'll share everything I have.....what's mine is yours. Wait! FUCK! I don't have Rob....dammit,that was just a fucking dream! I could get a doobie though.....lol!
ReplyDeleteI'm not letting mine look like that. no way
ReplyDeleteewww gross!
ReplyDeleteI really don't want to see her titties now or in the future. lol
Instead of "puff puff pass"
ReplyDeleteIt'll be "fuck fuck pass" or "squirt squirt pass"
Either way I'm in! I know how to share!
That's the truth! No wonder the haters hate so much...we got titties for days and days!
ReplyDeletehttp://91.121.132.199/gifs/76.gif
Oh me neither *puts $20 in the boob-job jar*
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI feel you sister! we could get a STD just by looking at those puppies! Eeekkk!!! LOL
Jeezuz! LMFAO!!! That shit ain't right!! lol
ReplyDeleteThat was awesome! With the George Michael playing in the back ground! HAHAHAHAHA!
It's like Cookie Monster is getting fucked by Christian! Fuck! hahahahahahaha
LMFAO!!!!!!!!! I'm in too!!!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!
ReplyDelete(pictures please!!)
I swear I don't really smoke ganga.......not in like....20 years anyway!
ReplyDeleteHi sweetie! Love seeing you here. I already sttarted missing you. It's been hell on the other blog. I had some shit going my way as well. Hate all the drama over there. I feel that i have to be carefull what i'm saying evrytime i post. FLove your dirty mouth Joan! Don't hold back on me ;)
ReplyDeleteHell, i live in the Netherlands.
ReplyDeleteWe have coffeshops everywhere. I could get you girls high for months !!
Dude I don't a foot fetish AT ALL! But Rob's feet... fuck me blind, just looking at one toe gets my nipples hard!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteCookie M: Are you gonna make love to me Christian?
Christian G: No Cookie Monster, I don't make love, I FUCK... HARD
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
LOL!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYAY!!!!!!
I need a stress reliever! LOL
WTF is happening?!?
ReplyDeleteAre all the Twi-Hard going Twi-Tards?!
Bitches need to get a grip!
Glad Im not alone! Im pretty sure....no...Im definitely sure EVERY part of Rob's body makes my nips hard!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh Hannah!! I just sent you an email...like 10 seconds ago!!! I missed you girl!! I guess you saw all my drama on the other blog. Im soooo over it! And thanks....I won't hold back...haha!
ReplyDeleteHahaha....Im too fat and lazy as it is!!!! ;D
ReplyDeleteI wanna floss with chest pubes.... LMFAO!!!
ReplyDeleteHmmmm....niceidea! I think Id like to floss with pube pubes,like the ones I pick out of my throat afterwards,ya know what I mean?? ;)
ReplyDeleteIt's fucking annoying out there. Every time i post a comment on that blog I have to watch out being attacked. It sucks not being able to just being honest. Want to tell you that I'm still a BTb, even though I changed my name. I'm just undercover now. Couldn't stand the crap anymore about my name. Please don't be offended.
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!ThoseDamnchockers!LOL
ReplyDeleteNever!!! You are a BTB by heart!
ReplyDeleteSee thru boobie top! wohooo
ReplyDeleteDude after like an hour I finally found the prude giving you shit... ARGH what a bitch!
ReplyDeleteDude! I hope that bitch from Robsessed shows up over here, I left her several replies, and you know my avi it's linked to this website... so I'm just waiting... fucking cunt, I'll rip her a new one!
ReplyDeleteI know! Right??? Fucking prudish cunt!! Preaching at me....."saving us from ourselves"....WTF ever! If lusting after Rob is a sin,I'll gladly face my maker for it.....compared to the horrid things people do to each other nowadays,Id say spanking my monkey to a super hot guy is pretty low on the "sin" list!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO! I think she'd shit her pants and the drop to her knees and pray for our perverted souls if she came here. Arlene calls her "The Church Lady"...haha!
ReplyDeleteShe better beware two assholes means we can BOTH stick our foot up her ass!!! :D
Dude! then I'm already in Satan's list! LOL
ReplyDeleteWTF with the fucking church lady, she needs to get her head out her ass and get laid!
LOL
Yaaaaaay! I won't be alone!
ReplyDeleteFuck yeah! Where's the end of the line ( damn time zones)?
ReplyDeleteLove the burp! Have you seen the fart one too??
ReplyDeleteI'll let you have cutsies in front of me...I'll wait patiently for my turn! ;)
ReplyDeleteSo glad I missed the drama over the weekend...but I did check out the post and comments today...Damn, why do people have to deny what they are thinking anyway? I just don't understand those "holier than thou" attitudes. I love that blog, but I get tired of reading the shit from some of those who feel they know more than the rest of us! I'm just glad to have found my BTB's!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou came to the right place! lol. Welcome!!!
ReplyDeletehahaha speak for yourself FB! I can go stuff my bra and make my boobies look bigger.... lol.
ReplyDeleteI need to make sure mine are perky forever too! I've been bugging hubby that I need a boob job... I want bigger! lol.
ReplyDeletehahahah were you not warned about that from some of the other BTBs!
ReplyDeleteOMFG BATL!!! *squirt squirt pass!* Fucking epic!
ReplyDeleteCome here and we could get some epic BC bud! ;)
ReplyDeleteme too!!!
ReplyDeleteI haven't in 5 years.... last time was at a wedding with the bride and groom after the ceremony just before the dinner.
ReplyDeleteTime zones, damn RL!!! lol. I was hoping to come on here last night cause it's been a couple days but Austin's hockey game went late and we got home at fucking 11:30 with 3 kids.... ugh! Good thing his team won 19-8 or I'd be hella pissed!
ReplyDeleteSeems theres been a lot of hating going on in the fandom, some people have had problems on facebook and twitter too.
ReplyDeleteWhat were they saying about your name? I've never changed mine cause no one has called me a BTB to do it! lol. ;)
ReplyDeleteWe're not offended but pissed the FUCK off.
ReplyDeletePlease tell me where and who was talking shit.
I GOT THIS.
I wish I could give you some of mine! I'm willing to be skin and bones just to get back to my C cup. I hate big boobs!
ReplyDeleteWHo the fuck is giving you shit for the BTB logo?
ReplyDeleteNames please! That is not cool at all! You don't need nor should have to hide what you like!
A C cup would be perfect! That's what I want!
ReplyDeleteThere were some bitches almost two weeks ago who compared us with peadophiles and childpornographers. they sai we live in a bubble , because we are al perverts who don't see how bad we are. And after i replied on that comment they started with attacking the BTB in my name. They kept going and going, I was sick of it.
ReplyDeleteIt was Younglove and someone who replied as guest , but when I checked her profile it said Jessegirl. Solas also tried to interfere. It's always the same with them. They think we're bad for lusting after Rob.
ReplyDeleteThey'were burning me at the stake for being BTB. They connect that name to evil right away. They call this a pornsite * rolls eyes*
ReplyDeleteOh i can take care O f Solas BTW. She 's jewish , just like me. But she's really orthodox ( I'm not) and I know how to get her in trouble. She's not even allowed to look at Rob.
ReplyDeleteI wonder why they don't say shit like that to me? I WANT THEM TO! NOW!
ReplyDeleteLet us know and we have your back. OKAY??!!!
Thanks hon! I will let you know next time. * smooch*
ReplyDeleteYeahLetusknow!Wedon'ttoleratethatshit!Fuckingtwats!
ReplyDeleteWonders how they know this site is porn if they are SOOO against talking like that about Rob!!
ReplyDeleteFucking idiots! They are hiding cause they are FUCKING twats!
They must be sneaking over her. BUT WE DON"T WANT THEM!
ReplyDeleteFucking TWATS!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDude, if you still have the link of which post that was let me know!! Fucking Bitches!!!
Dude!!! You are a original BTB from the very beginnings!
ReplyDeleteLOL!Nowendertheyboostupourviewersto2oKthismonthLOL!!!
ReplyDeleteI thought I was always just MegO.... lol.
ReplyDeleteFucking haters! They're just jealous that we can actually speak our mind without being worried... they long for that type of freedom of speech but the sticks shoved so far up their asses prevent anything but bullshit to come out of their mouths.
ReplyDeleteWTF... I'm getting really fed up with this shit!
ReplyDeleteYES!!!!!! LOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteNonsense! You are a BTB to the core! one of the originals!!!!
ReplyDeleteMe too! Fucking shitty ass people trying to ruin everything. I don't mind drama once in a while cause well lets be honest it can be fucking funny! But lately it's just too much! People are deleting their twitter/facebook ect. over all of this shit.
ReplyDeleteAwww well thanks Marcela! ♥
ReplyDeleteHahahaha!!! Sounds like a plan to me!!
ReplyDeleteWell,atleast you probablyenjoyed eating the dinner. ;D
ReplyDeleteThe chick sounded like she was reading to a kindergarten class from a Dr Suess book! "I will fuck Christian. Christian I will fuck. Yes,I will fuck him. Fuck him until he nuts"
ReplyDeleteThank you sooooo much. I feel I am at home.....with all my crazy sisters around me! :)
ReplyDeletelol sure did!!!
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