I want to hear your dirtiest thoughts!!
Look at the following pictures and write on the comments everything that cums to your mind. Must be Uncensored, because that's just how we roll!
**Comment below and click 'Like' on your favorite comments. The one with most likes wins! The winner will be crowned as "The Queen of Dirty" and will be honored by having her own post about her!! Good luck my Dirty Bitches!
"I'm gonna bury my cock so deep inside your tight pussy, you'll fucking feel me in your throat."
ReplyDeleteDude... that sounds like fifty *porn moans* Where is the I fucking love it button?!
ReplyDelete*collapses*
ReplyDeleteCome back to me in about 30 minutes.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvl5tyId4c1qegw8v.gif
Going in order of the pics so hopefully this makes sense:
ReplyDelete1st pic: "Hmmmm....So you want to fuck me ?" He bites his bottom lip.....
2nd pic: "Yeah thats right....suck it good.....ummmm FUCK that feels so fucking good!"
3rd pic: " God I'm so fucking deep inside you! Pull my hair bitch, Pull my fucking hair!"
4th pic: " You want it like a bitch?? I'm going to fuck you like a bitch till you can't YELP no more!!!"
Okay, i fucking squirted and flooded like a mofo!!
Fucking love ya BTB's!!!
and then he is lying like this!!!
UUNF UNF UNFY AHAOHOSHGJAPGFPAEMFGPOAMGLSNGLNSL
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2qi33eiW41qfaikno3_r1_250.gif
Yea I can't top that lol
ReplyDeleteIm with Cooter......I need to pick myself up off the floor and then gather up my jaw which is still stuck to the floor!
ReplyDeleteNope....no sense in me writing shit....I'll never top that. And thanks,I squirted too.....and I just had my damn couch shampooed!!!!
ReplyDeleteDamn...I love me some dirty talking BTB's...
ReplyDeleteOkay,here goes:
ReplyDelete(1) "That's right bitch,Im gonna tear that fucking pussy up"
(2)" Unh,Im gonna fuck that pretty little mouth so hard and you're gonna swallow every drop I give you"
(3)"Fuck baby,your pussy is so fucking tight. God,you feel so fucking amazing"
(4)"Oh fuck,oh fuck....Im...unh....gonna....unh...fucking cum...Oh God....so fucking....unh....hard....unh...FUUUUUCK!! Unh,unh,unhhhhhhhhh"
HA! Take that you fucking Church Lady Cunt!!!! Thanks M. for the awesome contest to boost my spirits!!! I fucking HEART you!!!
ReplyDeleteBeen such a busy day, I can't think straight... and I don't have any super raunchy thoughts for any of the pics....
ReplyDeletehttp://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lktrb5MphW1qcel7mo1_500.gif
Can I just love them all???
ReplyDeleteHere we go:
ReplyDelete1. As I hear my zipper, she opens that lucious throat of hers and fuck me if she didn't swallow it all.....
2. My cock goes titanium as she plays and teases her clit while I watch stroking my dick cumming all over her pussy.
3. "Oh fuck baby, pound my pussy and make my spleen bleed"
4. "I want my fucking shilling's worth whore, let me fuck that ass!!!"
NICE ones,A.!!!!
ReplyDeleteYeah I can't compete with the those.
ReplyDeleteOn a different note I AM SO PISSED! BD ONLY GOT TWO NOMINATIONS FOR THE MMAs. Stupid hunger games! You can bet ill be voting for anything but them. Voting starts tomorrow!
And on another note, where the hell is leah?
Hmmmm Crazy Church Lady.....
ReplyDeleteI dunno how I show take that, if any..
I'll just sit back here and watch you youngens comment on all ya got....
Holy Mary Mother of Gawdddd..... Think i was born in the wrong decade...lol...
You dirty dirty lil whore bags you! lol
1) "You and me…right here, right now…I don't care who's watching…"
ReplyDelete2) "Oh! Watch the teeth, baby…"
3) "When. Does. Your. Husband. Get. Home. Again?"
4) "That's right, I'm the THRUSTER! Scream it for me!"
Isn't Leah on her Forks trip?
ReplyDeleteI cant think a fucking thing....you know when the old tvs has no picture and there is a buzz..yeah thats me . I for the life of me cant top some of these dirty talking bitches
ReplyDeleteThat last picture is making me blush
ReplyDeleteNo words, just flooding.
ReplyDeleteI'm not supposed to be this horny at work!!!!! lol
UNF UNF Squirt Squirt~~~
ReplyDelete*fans self*
ReplyDeleteFuck, I love me a dirty talker!!
Gahhhhhh!!!! Back door action FTW!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!
ReplyDeleteHi Sis Cougs!
We are not that young, we are surely old enough to know better, but love to stir the pot! LOL
I see no sin in lusting after Rob, while some others are telling us will burn in hell for it...
Well about the "dirty dirty lil whore bags: Why thank you *blushes* I hope you enjoy your head in the guttter for a bit! It's a fun ride!
That makes me so mad!!!! Idiots, I'm not even watching it this year... ARGH!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!! Yes you can!!!
ReplyDeleteFucking heart you too!!! Oh no, don't let anything or anyone bring your spirits down. Here let me dry hump your leg to make it all better! LOL
ReplyDeletehttp://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2hvweiFkN1r6f2z0.gif
I'm so pissed off. All the comments are about how it's THG's turn to win and I'm like what the fuck ever, Rob and Kristen's performances were heartbreakingly amazing. FUCK YOU MTV!
ReplyDeleteI'm voting like mad for the two categories they did get nom'd for.
Oh really? I did not know that.
ReplyDeleteYou didn't? Because she made sure we all knew like 10 times... each!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteI was probably MIA when she said it. Oops!
ReplyDeleteYah I'm super pissed! Especially since I thought noms were for movies from the year before and THG came out this year! I'm also voting for anything but THG even though I did like the movie. MTV fucked up!
ReplyDeleteMe too KK! I've been voting like crazy!!!
ReplyDeletehahaha she sure did! I thought her trip was June though?
ReplyDeleteI vote like ten times for each every 20 minutes. Lol
ReplyDeleteI know right? It just came out. I don't like the movie. I'm like rob and Kristen did amazing in BD. WTF MTV?
ReplyDeleteI'm trying to vote as much as I can while Alie naps... only free time I have and I should be doing laundry.... lol.
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!! I don't know, I kinda tuned out after the first time... so I don't remember! LOL
ReplyDeleteRob told me to say all that.....I am,of course,a lady and would never say such distasteful words! Ow! Fuck! That fucking lightening bolt hurt!!! Shit! ;)
ReplyDeleteDepends undergarments.....a Robsessed girls best friend!!!
ReplyDeleteThats how I was when I first saw this,I almost shit myself. Give yourself some time.....naughty thoughts will appear!!!!
ReplyDeleteAmen,sister!!! Preach it,M.!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIm almost 43.....I totally know better.....but it's just so damn fun! C'mon join in the fun and frivolity !
ReplyDeleteI haven't seen or talked to her since Friday,I think.
ReplyDeletethat gif makes me giggle every time!
ReplyDeleteShamanties are a horny BTB's best friend! lol
ReplyDeleteLMFAO! Great now I need a pair,I just laughed so hard!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO! Oooooooo baby,hump it.....hump it reeeeeal good....you know how Mama likes it,baby!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGirl,you sooooooo crazy.....you crack me up!
Instinctively I wanted to gulp, but no way was I going to push Rob's cock out! lol
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSTAR!!!!! We miss you!!!! Everything ok??
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteYeah we don't believe in hugs and kisses to make it better, we just dry hump the shit outta each other! LMFAO!
thx Marcela! for everything!
ReplyDeleteI can't tell you how happy it makes me every time I visit this site! You guys do an amazing job of keeping me lusting after Rob, horny, and laughing my ass off, every day!
I can't thank u or FB enough!
Well,sweetcheeks,you just dry hump away......it gets lonely all the way over here on this side of the computer!! :(
ReplyDeletelove it! need to restock asap!
ReplyDeleteI miss you too!!! I have had two busy days... today I chaperoned on a 2nd grade field trip to UC Davis. It was a beautiful day and the class had an awesome time, but I missed you all so much!!! What have I missed?
ReplyDeleteAwwwwww Thank you my love! I'm so glad you love it!, we are here for you and all the pervs out there ;) we are not going nowhere!
ReplyDeleteNever, we are always there for each other! *smooches and humps*
ReplyDeleteYou can say that again! We're like herpes on NR! We're here to stay.
ReplyDeleteI'll think of a better saying...promise.
Absolutely! (humps you right back!)
ReplyDeleteThose two are my hot bitches!!!! Marcela and Cooter KICK ASS!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL! You might have to add "FB" when you talk about me here. No one refers to me as Cooter except you and that other chick. lol
ReplyDeleteNEVER! You have always been and shall always be MY Cooter! :D
ReplyDeleteLOL! You got it. I'll be your Cooter and you'll be my Clitty-Cat. *muah*
ReplyDeletePurrrrrrrrrrr!!!
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