BREAKING DOWN - BREAKING DAWN

OMFG!!!

I'm still hyperventilating so pardon me if this post makes no sense!

So, what did we learn from the Breaking Dawn 2 Trailer?!

*Per PinkLady:

Breaking Dawn 2 brings you...

FUCKING BRUNO MARS!!! LOL

And WTF?! Is Aro the Leader of Forks Marching Band?!? LOL

PL, you crack me up!!! LOL

FACT 1:

Bad Ass Bella, still makes Jake's nipples hard.

FACT 2:

My mind has been blown...

FACT 3:

I fucking hate Irina, and I'll be cheering when she's ripped apart.

FACT 4:

I'm DEAD! Fucking pea-coat BATMAN!

PS: My vag looks like Bruno's Dancing Waters above...

TOTAL FLATLINE

I AM JUST ABOUT READY TO HAVE A NUTTY MADAM BREAKDOWN!!

IT'S STARTING TO HIT ME NOW AND I'M ABOUT TO TURN INTO A HOT FUCKIN' MESS!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JRbutnotTHEJR!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JRbutnotTHEJR!

Have an amazing day and all the BTBs hope you get all that you wish for!!

And Rob wishes you the same!

Calm down Rob!
We haven't even gotten to the spanking yet.
*evil grin*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
X♥X♥X♥X♥

WAY OFF TOPIC BUT I'M SO HAPPY!

My all time favorite Disney movie (and our BTB Aurora's) is coming to the silver screen!

(But with a twist!)

OH YES IT CAN!!

Disney is about to start production on bringing Sleeping Beauty into present with a magnificent twist. From the evil villain, Maleficent!

I'm so fucking happy!

And look who is playing the evil bitch!
The bitch herself, Angelina J.
WOWZER!

Here's the scoop!

“Maleficent” tells the beloved “Sleeping Beauty” fairy tale from the perspective of Aurora’s evil nemesis, revealing the back story that led her to curse the girl as a baby.

I smell another set of trilogies!

WATCH IT BITCHES! WATCH IT NOW!!

When I first heard we were getting a 10 second teaser trailer this Tuesday (TODAY!!) I was like this.

Yes. I did the fat boy scream.

Then I heard we would also be getting the FULL teaser trailer on Wednesday (Edward's birthday!!) and I was like this.

Self Explanatory.

Enjoy the 10 second sneak peek! We'll post the full teaser when it's available tomorrow.

CUM TO US, FIFTY! CUM ON US, FIFTY! JUST CUM, FIFTY!

THE GUARANTEED....

.....PLEASURE PUNISHMENTS.

THE STARE.

THE JEANS.

Body is overwhelmed. Must rest.

*collapses*

Just let me lie here until I get feeling back in my body.
It shouldn't take no more than a month or so.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Christian Grey!!!

Today is Mr. Kinky's Birthday!!

What a better way to celebrate it, than with his favorite girls! The BTB's!!!

Let's grab each other's tits and sing for our man!

♪♫Happy Birthday Mr. Grey♪♫

It's your birthday!

Do whatever you want to us! 

We are kneeling and ready, inside the Red Room of Pain!!! 

UNF!!!!! 
*Thanks FB for always being on top of me... err I mean of things ♥

HAPPY BELATED FATHER'S DAY TO THE #1 DAD!!

I have no words. I'm just laughing my fucking ass off!

Saturday Treats!

For the naughty BTBs!!!


UNF!!! Excuse me while I go... errrr
look for something in my special drawer.


WHY MUST HE BE SO HOT!!!


*dry humps sofa cushion*

Gahhhhh


I love him so much!!


Now, tie me up and fuck me like the world is gonna end!

Put Your Glasses On Bitches!!

And Analyze this FUCKING PICTURE!!! 

So many things going on! 

I wanna fucking CRY! LOL