SQUIRT! SQUIRT! SQUIRT!
**THUD**
**FLATLINES**
**THUD**
**FLATLINES**
Wednesday, April 4, 2012
HUMP DAY #2
This, my horny starfish lovers, is my list of guys I wish I could make sweet love to...
Eh, who am I kidding!
I'll be just as happy with a pity fuck!
Who's in your list? Rob doesn't count, as he owns our despicable asses!
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| HENRY CAVILL |
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| CHRIS HEMSWORTH |
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| IAN SOMERHALDER |
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| MICHAEL FASSBENDER |
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| MICHAEL C. HALL (As Dexter) |
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| SHANE WEST |
OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy HUMP Day!!!
Fuck me!
Wednesday already YAY!!!!
Bella knows Edward likes it dirty, stop pretending woman!
Now, I really can't wait for BD2 cottage sex scenes!!!!! *hyperventilates*
****Happy HUMP Day Bonus? Click HERE****
Tuesday, April 3, 2012
What's on TV
At the Cullen's home?!?!
#1.- Daddy C, you are perv!
#2.- Why is Emmett clapping? He must really like Katy Perry! LOL
#3.- Now we know why is Jasper so uptight all the time, he's sporting a major boner all day long! LOL
Ps: Damn Katy Perry! you are a hot psycho bitch! & I still love you!
#1.- Daddy C, you are perv!
#2.- Why is Emmett clapping? He must really like Katy Perry! LOL
#3.- Now we know why is Jasper so uptight all the time, he's sporting a major boner all day long! LOL
Ps: Damn Katy Perry! you are a hot psycho bitch! & I still love you!
DID YOU NOTICE?
We all can see that Jessica has gained more then "normal" baby weight.
But do you see anything in the pic that proves that she's gained alittle too much baby weight?
Yes. Look at the sign.
Bitch is tearing up the streets!
But do you see anything in the pic that proves that she's gained alittle too much baby weight?
Yes. Look at the sign.
Bitch is tearing up the streets!
Wanna Say Something???
...Say it with Rob!!!
How fantastic are this!
One for every occasion, thanks to whoever was the genius that created these... because they are AWESOME!!!!!
FYI: I'll be using these all day!
You have been warned! LOL
Monday, April 2, 2012
Open at Your Own Risk!
This picture may kill you instantly!
(and might not be appropriate for work, but if you are like me, you won't give a crap)
Click HERE to see the treat ♥♥♥
(and might not be appropriate for work, but if you are like me, you won't give a crap)
Click HERE to see the treat ♥♥♥
Malibu Rob: The Gift That Keeps On Giving...
I have no words to describe how I feel about Rob in shorts, wet & running on the beach...
I think I had a stroke, and there is possibility I may be pregnant from looking at this man so much.
GOOD GOD!!!
Thanks FB and PL for being so fucking awesome!!!
Another Rob-Lover created this video, I bow to your awesomeness whoever you are!
All the pics in one little video... Fucking Heaven
And GIFs rule the earth...
THANKS MegO for the tip!!! XOXO
Excuse me while I go fetch more batteries....
I think I had a stroke, and there is possibility I may be pregnant from looking at this man so much.
GOOD GOD!!!
Thanks FB and PL for being so fucking awesome!!!
Another Rob-Lover created this video, I bow to your awesomeness whoever you are!
All the pics in one little video... Fucking Heaven
And GIFs rule the earth...
THANKS MegO for the tip!!! XOXO
Excuse me while I go fetch more batteries....
Sunday, April 1, 2012
THIS IS NOT AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE...TOO BAD IT'S NOT.
Yes. It is what it looks like. And yes we should all be vomiting buckets.
I have some questions:
Is it just me or does it look like this bitch is about to eat the baby? Her expression is fucking pure evil!
And couldn't she have waited to get dressed and maybe cut the cord before taking the first baby pic?
Sears does photos! Does she not know this???????
I guess this truly answers the question...
Where do babies come from?
I have some questions:
Is it just me or does it look like this bitch is about to eat the baby? Her expression is fucking pure evil!
And couldn't she have waited to get dressed and maybe cut the cord before taking the first baby pic?
Sears does photos! Does she not know this???????
I guess this truly answers the question...
Where do babies come from?
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