WHAT IF...

Edward and Bella were from the 

Midwest?

LOL

I was browsing for something else, and I ran across this gem! 

I don't know what it means!!

Oh Rob, maybe looking like a chubby politician is where I draw my line...

Gah, who am I kidding?
I'd give him a BJ under his mahogany desk anyways!  LOL
GIVE IT TO ME FAT BASTARD!