So, I just stumble upon this piece of shitte on tumblr...
My first thought is... WTF?!
But my first reaction is more like
and then,
and finally
WHOEVER MADE THIS,
I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR YOU:
*BTW, I'll hate Nick Cage as FIFTY as much as I hate this bitch...
nah, not that much...
89 comments:
I've my heart set on Snooki and The Situation for Ana and Christian... classy like, you know!
Or this cast might work!http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m828oaKkc91romq0yo1_500.jpg
Lol!! Btw my lovely ladies just heard that godly Rob and scanky K -HO will both be attending BD2 premiere together and will be giving joint interviews!!!! Shudder!!!!!
That should be interesting! Did you see that Rob and K-Whoresten will be co-presenters at the MTV Music Awards on 9/6?
Don't ruin FSoG for me as well! LOL
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I hope he has a sweet smelling BTB finger - waving it near her face.
BALT!!! Whoresten!!!
I heard the MTV one was cancelled! But Red carpet aside, I cannot believe how the interviews are going to go!!! Although our Rob would shine through :) and K Slut can go fuck herself!!!
Haha! Hopefully! I hope he doesn't take her back...he deserves so much better...
agree....1000%
he is a class act
real fifty talk...what about Rob (cg of course) and Mila Kunis???? looking for a pretty ana
Nicolas Cage has old balls! What in the actual fuck was whoever made this thinking? And Miranda Cosgrove?...Nah!
I'm putting my foot down! Ain't no way in HELL!
Was it cancelled? Good!
I think Kristen will be awkward and weird as usual on the carpet but I think Rob is going to be his alluring self...as usual! Mmm.mmm..good!
BATL!!!!!
If you're going to go for old balls, let's make it more realistic...Rupert Sanders and Kristen Stewart....he obviously knows how to manipulate a situation to his benefit (wow...did I just write that???)
Interesting. My opinion is:
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I just threw up in my mouth. lol
He's gotta be like 50ish, right? Mayb he's younger and just looks oooooold.
ahahaha!
YUCKY YUCKY YUCKY!!
Fuck must have been soe old hags who did that shit! YUCKY!
I think so. He's not even sexy! I'm soooo calling CPS for Miranda!
I love that you used a Barney/NPH gif for this!
Icky! I hope he sits a good distance away from her.
Far from! I ain't happenin', yo!
I hope he's like "Ten feet away from me, bitch. Ten feet!"
Simulated Suicide was the only form of expression for my opinion and Barney does it perfectly. lol
*fist pumps*
I have to say, I'm really diggin' this who gansta side of you, yo!
Got a grill yet?
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10 ft? You know how big his dick is! That will still put him near her. *evil grin*
LMAO! I have a friend in college with me who's worse. We're both whiter than fucking white. Too white to be talking like that but we still do it.
Right, sorry! How could I forget something so precious? Okay then he should be like distance, bitch, distance!
I do it. Shows that you have swag.
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LMFAO! Have I told you lately how much I love you???
I would kill a bitch for you.
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Fuck yes! LOL 21 Jumpstreet!
Aww! I serenaded y'all with some Rod last night on some post.
For you.
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Oh my God, quit it! You're gonna kill me!
LOL!
Seriously! What would you do if you were in that situation?
I would be nibbling on his hammock.
LMAO *picturing that*
Me 2
*Mind wanders to Bomerland!*
Loves it!
*ran out of room below*
BOMERLAND! Entrance in the exit!
Me too. I have two lands in my mind. Pattinsonland & Bomerland.
But really who do you guys want to see play Christian & Ana? I have several possible contenders in my head playing 50 :D... But I wanna know what you guys feel! And yes Matt Bommer will be a good choice :D
Here we go!
Rob is #1 choice, Henry Cavill is my #2....and that's my list for CG.
I have to completely start over for Ana. Kristen was my only choice before but now I don't want to even want to hear her mumble the words Fifty.
Here's some videos that helped convince us that HC could do Fifty proudly.
Brace yourself, BTB!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgrRNZJxJbc
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Lol! Kristin was my choice too :( but off course not anymore! Rob is definately #1.. Ummm, Caville! To think about it, it isnot too bad!!!! Anyway my original #2 is Ian Smolderhalder!
HOLY FUCK!!!! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!.. I just need to take a break.....
OMG!! I love this GIf. love NPH
ROB, ROB AND ROB. :D
Iam starting to like this guy
Yep. You have BTB blooding running all through your veins.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/01/kristen-stewarts-inbox-leaked_n_1730352.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular check this out!!! Bahahahahaha
Ah I picture him when I read the book :D
Yeah I am back now.. Phew! That was something.... No wonder SM thought of him as Edward Cullen when she wrote Twilight...
Muhahahahahahahaha!!!!! Tom Cruise wants her in church!!!!
But seriously speaking girl needs Jesus!
OMG! I gotta post this!!!!! THANK YOU, THANK YOU! FUCKING HILARIOUS!
Gotta give ol' Twinkie Queen credit, he's fuck hot! Bitch has good taste but anyone that's insides is actually twinkie cream should have good taste. ☺
I agree....
Oh you have no idea how much I love you for saying MB should play CG!
I thought u would!!!
That was the BEST laugh I've had all week. So fucking funny! Thank you again for sharing! BTBs are the best at finding things!!!
But there was one problem. I really should follow the NO DRINKING & NO EATING while reading rule. I was snacking on some chex mix and I still have a pretzel or chex square lodging in my nostril. So worth it!
X♥X♥X♥
Got you a new MB bestie!!!! WOO HOOOOO!
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DUUUUUUUUUUUDE!
Where do you want to be buried? LOL
Oh it's so hard to decide! Do you have any idea how grateful I am to you for sending me MB gifs? *humps FB's leg*
Wants some MB tongue action? Here ya go!
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Want some more shirtlest MB action? Here ya go!
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Loves ya, BTB! ♥
*ovaries explode*
LMFAO!!!!!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
We are the worse offenders!!! LOL
LOL!!!!!!
UNF!!!
Hot SOB!
UNF Ian *humps screen*
LOL!!!!!
*gags*
Nasty but funny!
I love Mila! I have a girl crush on her! lol
LMFAO!!!!!!!
OH MELL!!!! Just when I thought THAT ^ was the worse, YOU COME UP WITH THIS!!!! LOL
I know!!!! IAN!!!! Hotness galore!!!
xx
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She's hot as hell!
Fuckin' A!
HOT GSOB!
I've had to switch to sippy cups when I'm on here! You don't want to know how many straws I've swallowed. My a-hole looks like a porcupine.
That's KK!!!! LOL
That sounds about right. *goes to change panties quietly*
LMFAO!!!
True. True. True!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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