This, my horny starfish lovers, is my list of guys I wish I could make sweet love to...
Eh, who am I kidding!
I'll be just as happy with a pity fuck!
Who's in your list? Rob doesn't count, as he owns our despicable asses!
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| HENRY CAVILL |
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| CHRIS HEMSWORTH |
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| IAN SOMERHALDER |
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| MICHAEL FASSBENDER |
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| MICHAEL C. HALL (As Dexter) |
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| SHANE WEST |
OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!
196 comments:
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m11vwgkCcW1qhmou2.gif INDEED!!!!
NO GAGA YOU DI'INT!
Paul Walker, Sean William Scott without a beer belly, and Ian Somerhalder.
HOT!!!!!! *humps screen*
http://www.iknowhair.com/wp-content/uploads/paul-walker-hair-styles-paul-hairstyle-6.jpghttp://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTY5NTU4MTI5NV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzcwNTAwMg@@._V1._SY314_CR9,0,214,314_.jpg
OH yes I did!!! LOL
Here's some of my top fella picks. YUM-O!
I have to do this quick cause I'm off to chop and dye my hair....
Ryan Gosling (drools) Ian Somerhalder, Ryan Reynolds theres more but my brain isn't working today so I'll post later. Hopefully by the time I get to the salon I will have decided on a fucking hair colour!!! LMAO
LOL!!!!!
Good luck with that darling! and I'm sure whatever you do you'll look HOT AS FUCK!!!! Because YOU ARE!
GAHHHH!!!!!
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyw5mscpO91qjxdtx.gif
Sweet Jesus!
What his name!!! The first one! I can't think of it... my brain is filled with smutty porn goodness! LOL
Bradley Cooper???
OH.MY.FUCKING.GOD!
All this pics, all the ones you guys are adding...
I just feel like stripping down and dancing naked!!!! WOOOHOOOOO!!!
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1px6lrGjF1r4n0owo1_250.gif
YES! THANK YOU!!!!
Fuck me he's hot!~
Bradley "The Fuck Hot" Cooper.
Yep! *wiggles*
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! You Sexy Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hmmmmmmm
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m11vvroN5c1qhmou2.gif
Good fucking lord!
Michael Fassbender - where did he............fucking..........um,...........oh yeah, cum from?
I need to change my panties.
He sexy ass has been all over the place lately! (NO, I'm not complaining, just more horny)
I wouldn't say no to any of them!
PW is fuckin smokin!!!
That'll dry up my panties fast!
Oh.Em.Geeeee
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m17yw3NFQU1qmzfyeo3_250.gif
Add to the bad ass look in his eyes and my ovaries goes *boom*
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpil16EcDC1qaocvi.gif
Thank you, you are not so bad yourself...
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0wfkj6AVs1qm3mgn.gif
LOL!!!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We almost have the same taste in man meat! *HI5*
LMFAO!
That fucker is NOT on my list.
At first I thought it was SM dancing when she got her first Twilight royality check.
Assume the position! lol
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know this is her, its SM before she gained all that weight... LOL
LET ME GUESS.....
Kellan it's the only one not on your list! LOL
Duuuude, I even do this at the supermarket... I'm the master of the spread'em position! LOL
If I had a "Hall Pass", then these would be my picks (in no particular order)...
http://thegloss.com/files/2008/01/david-beckham-emporio-armani-underwear.jpg
http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj282/cryfrog2008/Ian%20Somerhalder/ian_somerhalder_1.jpg
http://urbanfancies.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/bradley-cooper-5-crop.jpg
http://i44.tinypic.com/35lwvic.jpg
http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2010/7/26/14/enhanced-buzz-19151-1280168476-14.jpg
Damn! She was skinny! Oh how the mighty have fallen.
*tee hee*
Exactly. Nice body, cute face.......I don't know why.
Emmett turns me on more then Kellan. Explain that one!
Agree with Chris Hemsworth and Michael Fassbender! I would add Ryan Gosling to the list.
No go for me is Ian Sommerhalder! He makes this creepy face expressions. Meh. But I guess I am they only who doesn't like him! LOL
LMAO!!!
Zac and David. FUCK YEAH!
That was my guess, too!!! LOL!
LMFAO!!!!!
I guess that this guy is not on your list either...
http://www.richardsimmonsdvds.com/richard32.jpg
Ian's eye are beautiful but that's also the one thing that freaks me out about him. It's like he has Hulk eyes or something.
http://gammagangsta.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/norton-bixby-hulk-eyes.jpg
Why thank you, Corazon!!! ;-)
I agree with that pick on your meaty list!!!!!!!
FUCK NO! The white man fro scares the hell out of me. It's just not normal, freak of nature.
You are welcome!!!
Fuck yeah he's HOT!!!!!!
I just love a manly man. And Zac is now on that list. The trailer for his new movie is fucking with me bad!
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lziz9cnZMY1rphfzho1_500.gif
Nothing says "butch" like Gaga dressed as her alter-ego, Jo Calderone!!!
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG!!!!
Just imagine if I encountered a little person with a white man fro??!! BURY ME. BURY ME NOW!
HOLY SHITTAKE MASHROOMS!!!
I'd each one of your list! LOL
(HOW COULD I LEAVE DAVID OUTTA MY LIST!!!! *slaps self*)
I'm no picky, I'd fuck'em as both! LOL
(with a condom, we know he likes whores)
LOL! You better double bag that sausage!
*does double take*
Is he really Zack Effron?!?!
Holy shit!
He's all man! Yes, I'll fuck him!
*SMH... Slaps BTB-Marcela* How could you forget this specimen???
http://www.totalmarketexposure.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/2012-Super-Bowl-Commercial-David-Beckham-Underwear-Armani.jpg
*gasps*
*finds FB rocking back and forth in the shower floor repeating "I'm dirty, I'm dirty"
Hush now, they can't hurt you no more...
*hugs*
I will share if you do!!! ;-)
One word...
TWINKIES.
LMFAO!!!!!!! Oh shit I'm cracking up!!!!!
LOL!!!!
*porn moans*
He's fucking perfect.... gahhhhhh *faints*
slap me again, on the ass this time!
LMFAO!!!!!!
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!! And, I thought you liked him for his smile... LOL!
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Does the guy on the right count...
http://a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/7/7e01783f80bf45efd378bd560b37a2ea/l.jpg
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvwz1gq9f81qdb9r8o1_500.png
ITA!!! I cannot wait to see him in his new movie! He is filling out quite nicely these days! Look at the fuckHOT shower/water scene...
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/i/2011/12/13/Lucky-One_320.jpg
Yes Mam! I guess we should have started paying attention when he was dropping rubbers on the red carpet.
OMG, have you seen the video where he dropped a condom on the Red carpet?!
So funny
That's pretty much how it would turn out. lol
ITA! He was in my hometown about a month ago for a soccer tournament... FML I did not get to see him in person!!!
Bend over so I can smack ya really good, Love!!!
You know I will! *wink*
The Twinkie is a killer. It's worse then crack.
Yeah, you can keep on thinking that. lol
YOU EVIL BITCH!
*jumps up and grabs ceiling fan*
I'm scared to look at any pix you post now after that ONE you just posted. I may have to moderate that post of yours. lol
FUCK BALLS! I just posted that vid in a comment! lol
BTB connection kicking ass.
Can't click on your link!
Maybe this one works:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XLt80dD5Bw
IKR. That's why Ian freaks me out.
That's it! I'm such a tard I tried to embed it in a comment. DERP.
You may want to spray his pumpkin patch with Raid for good measure... just sayin'... LMFAO!!!!!!
LMFAO!!!
His short exercise shorts???
DING! DING! DING!
dong.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz3eaiFXbm1qjtlwa.gif
LMFAO!!!!!!!!! *Crying*
Oh, cum here you big baby... *Rocks BTB-FB in AZ's DD's*
No problem!
I love his reaction! He is so embarrassed! :-)
Yep! I love a man who is ready... at the drop of a condom!!!
That's better! lol
☺
ROTFLMFAO!!!! *Catches breath*
Ok, truce??? But, you had to know that there was a pic out there of white dwarf with an afro!!!
Yes, it is him in all his fuckHOT meaty man glory!!!!!!!!
His new movie, The Lucky One, which is based on a Nicholas SParks movie, is out later this month!!!
And of course you had to find it!
Ok, truce!
*rubs tits against AZ tits*
ALL GOOD!
Ahhhhhh, much better!!!!!!!!!!
*SMOOCHES ALL OVER*
Um... I would bet money there is no Ding Dong in there!!!
Better safe than sorry!
LOL
LOL!!!!!!
Nope, just more hair... that's all
EXACTLY!!!!
hmmm.. my list... Henry Cavill, Chris Hemsworth, Ian Somerhalder, Ryan Gosling, Michael Fassbender, Taylor Kitsch, and I'll add others as the cum to me.
Henry Cavill.... unf!!!!!
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1tuhksSgH1qk85tjo2_500.gif
Just got home from running errands and getting all mani/pedi to see this and i just:
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f366/Xo_FrOzEnKiSs_Xo/funny-twilight-gif.gif
Fuck yeah! I met Ryan Gosling and The wolf man on the end use to live in my old Hollywood hood and they are both tall fucking hot men! Don't know how i did not hump the shit out of them in person but I just kept my BTB cool and fucked them in my head while I listened to them chat!
Ryan Gosling has a fucking huge dick! He has slept with a couple of peeps I know in LA and they all said that he is HUNG like a horse!!!! He has been said to be a good fuck so no wonder the ladies love him! :)
okay now that i have recovered a bit from drooling over allt hese hot men,
here is my list:
Johnny Depp (Freak)
Chester Bennington from Linkin Park (major Freak & has admitted it)
Jared Leto (major Freak and has made a video of it!)
Henry Cavill (My second choice for Fifty)
Ryan Gosling (Big DICK and in a good way)
Micheal Fassbender (MOnster Cock)
Daniel Paladini from the CHicago Fire Soccer Team (seen him play in person and fucking hottie)
and I agree with the ones you posted too!
I don't know how to make a collage of pics of all the hotties but if you Google ones you don't know, you will see how hot they are!
TK is a hottie... just looked him up!!!
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! But, Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!
Good dishing, BTB-Aurora!!!
That's exactly what Today show host, Matt Lauer, told him when he interviewed Zac and mentioned the condom incident!!!
What's even funnier is that it happened at the Lorax movie premier!!!
heres my list:
Alex Skarkgard
Stephen Moyer
Ryan Quanits(Jason Stackhouse)
Kellen Lutz
Jackson Rathbone
Chris Hemsworth
Billy Burke
David Beckman
Brad Pitt
NICE list! :D
so did I! *-*
lol!!
David Beckman is on my list and FUCKING WELL HUNG!
I agree! ;O)
woooooo weeeeeeee!! FUCK YEAH!
Ian Sommerhalder would be PERFECT as Fifty he has those eyes that are SO fking pretty!
Yes, to... Jared Leto! I flove dhim back when he played Jordan Catalano in "My So-Called Life"!
he has FUCK HOT eyes they are almost hypnotic!
LOL!
I have him on list! LOL
I did'nt :)
I know!
BTW: Lorax sounds like a condom brand. LOL
I think we have Durex in Germany!
*slaps AZ on the ass* you did'nt see him *-*
Joey baby!!! MISTER WOLFMAN!! from True Blood!
Nooo, don't want him as Fifty! Sorry, I don't really like him or his weird smirk!
he is FUCK ME HARD FINE
DAMN JASON STACKHOUSE LOVE HIM!!!
he's on my list and so is JR!
No... *Bows head down and waits for another slap...*
EXACTLY!
Buwahahaha!!!!!!!! We have Durex in the states, too!
I thought that was a chick at first!
Gah! Yuck! LOL!
hahahahahhahahaaa!!!
Good girl!!! ;-)
oh but FB he is SO HOT HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!
ROFLMAFO!!
Ditto AZ!! That is when I 1st saw him and was like drooollll!
Then i saw him live in his band tons of times with 30 seconds to Mars shirtless and dripping and yeah I lost my panties in the flood in nano seconds!Have you seen him in this video?Talk about Kinky!
go to 5:56 and you will squirt like crazy! The whole video has so much Fifty in it with jared Leto! Fucking hot!!!
THis song is EPIC!!! I love it live and him singing it makes my cooter purrrrrr
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4DJUKNVkbM
LMFAO!
hahahhahaaa!
*okay girls* 5,6,7,8!
xD
nope there is'nt you have to have a magnfying glass ;)
yep a FORREST
LMFAO!!
what did the midget say to the tall woman? answer: 'gee your hair smells teriffic"
LOL!!
Jason is a dirty sexy man whore!
I love it!
Yeah, I wanted Jordan/Jared to finger-fuck me back then!!! LOL!
He is fuckHOT as a rock star now!!! UNF!!! That video is crazy!!! So Fifty-esque!!! Me likey!!!
Not even that will help!!!
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
So..... What did you end up doing to your hair???
Well thank you Marcela! You are hot as fuck though my BTB! Even the hubby said your a hot mama!
I dyed it mocha brown and now everyone is saying it's too dark....lol.
I got a couple of inches cut off and some layers added so it's not so heavy for summer and dyed it dark brown with some reddish undertones to it. I like it but everyone else says it's too dark for me..... fuck them! lol.
Fuck'em I'm sure you look beautiful!!!
I went from light brown with blonde highlights to BLACK!~ LOLI dare anyone to say shit, they know I'll punch them in da face!~ LOL
I must be the only one who doesn't like Beckham.... he has a kinda girly voice..... *runs and hides*
HOLY FUCK *squirts*
shake it Marcela.... just don't invite that guy!!! lol
Austin told me I should go back to blonde.... but it's so boring having your natural colour! lol.
Aurora I fucking bow down to you! I have had the hots for Ryan Gosling since Breaker High....lol Gah if I met him I would probably hump his leg like a stray dog! He is 2nd only to Rob....lol.
He says that he has to say a word??? LMFAO!!! But, I agree... his voice is a joke!
Sounds cool! Do you like it??? That's all that matters!!! ;-)
I had a feeling you would like!
Had to get ya back for the Kstew vid!
**muah**
lol very true!
I do! It's still long which is good, I need my hair...lol. It's just past my boobies instead of almost to my ass.
Especially when he goes down on her & squeezes her tatas! Fuck me Mr. Leto!!
FOrgot one more guy: Trent Reznor now!
Fucking hot musician and his songs are awesome to fuck to (yes I have & i'm proud of it!)This is one of my favs of his called "Physical", this would be a good song to Rob:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLlKlcTa5i8
other than Rob, who would be your second choice :)
*smooch* thanks!
*slaps AZ on the ass again*
IKR?! he is SO FH!
I thought so too! LMAO!
LOL!!!
I will try it... Downloading the song as I type! LOL
Fuck.me indeed! UNF!
Link to lyrics:
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/nineinchnails/physicalyoureso.html
LOL!!!!!!! bahahahaha
I love him, but yeah he has that smirck (which makes me squirt by the way lol)
BUT NO, I would not like him as Fifty, if Rob its not doing it, then I want Henry to play it!!!
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1v9v1NFTh1qhxamuo1_500.jpg
Agree with you M! Henry is the man only if ROb won't do it!
I had to share with my BTB's!!!
One good thing out of living in Hollywood for years, you see and hear a lot of stuff no one knows!
Anyone ever daydream of having some of these hot ass guys flex their stomach muscles and rub your girly parts against them to get off....
Just me?
You are not alone... Here, we've all dream that!! LOL
You have reach a pack of horn dogs!
Michael Fassbender (and his third leg)
Tom Hiddleston (and his romantic, wise words)
Johnny Depp
Alexander Skarsgard
Joe Manganiello
Hemsworth Brothers
Leto Brothers
Max Irons and his father, Jeremy Irons (aka the man with the sexiest voice ever. Watch Scar in Lion King)
Fiennes brothers (Forever my Shakespeare and Heathcliff <3)
Richard Madden
Kit Harrington
David Thewlis
Gary Oldman
Ben Barnes
Heath Ledger (please come back from the dead, you sexy, talented man)
Ramin Karimloo (and his sexy Canadian voice)
Chris Evans
Robert Downey Jr
Sam Claflin
Andrew Garfield
Conclusion: I have a very high list of men with thick hair.
Once again I am late to the fucking party...but here's my list (mind you, I'm prolly a little older than most of you so keep the laughs to a minimum)... Brad Pitt, Josh Lucas, Jason Momoa, Paul Walker, Henry Cavill, Colin Farrell.
I am so angry at myself for not listing one of my all picks. How could this post exist without.....
HUGH "FUCK-ME-NOW" JACKMAN!
Damn, I forgot the Fiennes brothers...have you every seen Killing me Softly? There's some fifty behavior in there that is HOT!
Uh oh...you're not the only one who forgot him! Sorry Hugh!
IKR! I feel I have let down all women by not thinking of him instantly. lol
Bad me. Please slap me!
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lys1dwno0B1r7ms4po1_250.gif
LOL!!!!
Better Late than never!!!!
OH Josh Lucas!!!! Sweet Home Alabama! He stole my heart in that movie! UNF
All good choices my love! But I think there is one guy he all agree on... Henry Fucking Cavill! UNF!
LOL
Holy fuck. I was going to add JL to my pix but thought Bradley Cooper was the cuter of the two. *drops head in shame*
RAWR!!!!!!! All sexy as fuck!!!
A friend of mine saw him at the beach, more or less looking like THAT and waved at him and got a reply back. Then proceed to tell me great things happen in other cities and not ours (if only Heath Ledger was alive..I know his mum's best friend)
If I saw HJ in person....there are no words.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1h7lgVtPX1qawahmo1_250.gif
Those are VS panties from their PINK collection!!!
Sorry, I know my VS.
I am not surprised that you would identify the panty!!!
Thanks, Sweetie!!! *SMOOCHES*
WOOOO WEEE NICE PIC!
wow you know his moms best friend and HL will be missed he was a really talented actor I saw him in a movie called The Patriot that starred(make puke) Mel Gibson Heath did an amazing performance in that movie RIP Heath..
my sentiments exactly *-*
*hangs head in shame* I forgot about him too!
how about a spanking *goes to get whip out of RROP*(Red Room Of Pain)
okay LOL!
OMG I totally forgot him too!
Love him!!!
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