Friday, March 9, 2012

Stephenie Meyer Goes on Holiday!!


I know, I know...

I'm mean, and I can't help it LOL
I'm going to hell for million other reasons, why not try harder! 
PS: I hope he's the only one making bubbles...

73 comments:

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

SM husband is trying a new sport called: Porkeling 

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

What is the chick in the back doing?
Is she like the Life Guard on duty?
Almost seems like she is holding the legs down. This is so weird!

I'll be with you in hell Marcela. We'll party it up together!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Is it just me or does it look like someone took a bite out of fatty #2's shoulder??!! I know it's a tatt but if you don't stare at it too long it looks like she's missing some flesh. Not saying that's a bad idea.....

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Chicken of the Sea.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

You know that sick bastard is just waiting for her to let out a super juicy wet fart with poop soap with it. 2 gross? lol

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Holy fuck! Can we talk about her bathing suit? My sofa doesn't have that much fabric on it!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

SM has no money to support her family these days, so now she is the main attraction at the Shamu Show at Sea World in San Diego!!!  Just beware... Do not sit too close to the water tank because you will be sprayed with twinkie particles through her "blow hole"... just sayin'... LMAO!!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I REALLY don't think they have to worry about her sinking to the bottom anytime soon. Fuck. If the Titanic was that size everyone still would have survived the sinking because it never would have touched bottom.

I'm so mean. I guess I'm driving the BTB bus to hell.

Hmmm...looks like traffic is heavy to hell. *turns on radio*

star4 said...

You know why they have to do this in the pool?  Because her twat is so fucking nasty and stinky, only the chlorine can clean it just enough to make it bearable for that poor guy.

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

OMFG!!!  It does look like her Shamu friend took a bunch chunk off of her!!!  Ya know... Swimming can make one really hungry sometimes...  LOL!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

The chick in the back look like she is waiting in line for sloppy seconds... After all, there is plenty of "fish" to go around... LOL!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He must also be using his forked-tongue to spear the "fish"!!!!

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

 Never too gross!   lol

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Something tells me that THAT *points above* does NOT taste like chicken... LMAO!!!!!!!

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

Is that going hell music?
Well, turn it up!!!!

I always need good music to jam/burn in hell to.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

I bet this is how the Tsunami got started in Japan.

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

She looks super excited to get her some of that ass motorboating!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

More like rotten cottage cheese..

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

You got it, BTB! *cranks up volume*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv24N8H1KyI

WastedGirl*BTB* said...

Good road music!

http://youtu.be/_W-fIn2QZgg

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

That would definitely explain the beached whale that they found there doing the aftermath... LOL!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

LMFAO!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

LMAO!!!

There is enough yeast in there to supply a bakery for years!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Nothing better than a chart in the water! LOL

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

Together we will run the underworld. LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

SM was hungry NOM!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

The idea of the smell alone would KILL ME!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB said...

That bitch must have had a tatt of  Twinkie on her shoulder.

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

To motorboat THAT, you need A MOTOR BOAT! LOL

http://www.cbc-charter.com/picture/upload/image/azimut-S43-motorboat-charter-hrvatska.jpg

leahreallyitis said...

OH MY GOD!! HA AHAHHAHAAA!!

leahreallyitis said...

LMAO!! she is a stanky thing!

leahreallyitis said...

*sends SM a years supply of twinkies

leahreallyitis said...

*packs bags for sea world*

leahreallyitis said...

*dying of laughter* hahahahhahaa!!

leahreallyitis said...

all for one and one for all!!!

leahreallyitis said...

eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww!!! I was gonna say that ;)

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!! You bitches are so mean!!!! I FLOVE IT!!!!

MY HEART SWELLS! 

leahreallyitis said...

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

leahreallyitis said...

HELL it would kill us all!!

leahreallyitis said...

after nine years of the X-files, and 4 years of  TB and 3 years of FRINGE I have NEVER seen ANYTHING as gross as this right now!!

leahreallyitis said...

*shouts over the innercome* THERE SHE BLOWS!

leahreallyitis said...

*-* must have been

leahreallyitis said...

I looked and she does!!

leahreallyitis said...

LMAO! *shouts over the innercome* LADIES AND GENTLEMEN SHAMU THE WHALE*!!

leahreallyitis said...

hell I would'nt be surprised :/

leahreallyitis said...

most likely!! LMAO!!

leahreallyitis said...

hey wait for me! *brings the margarita's*

leahreallyitis said...

hahahahaha I would'nt be surprised!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Sad, sad bread

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

Who does that??? Ewwwww, gross!!!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

LMAO!!!!!!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!! Don't forget to pack your waterproof poncho!!!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

We live to make you proud, Corazon!!! What can I say??? You always bring out the BEST in me - my inner bitch!!! LOL!

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Well you know how Whales and Twilight are always linked....
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Vnpg8j6DsdA/TeJPIjCundI/AAAAAAAAADY/KT894N8X_os/s1600/Twilight+Whale.jpg

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

No words needed:
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/429845_292565397481062_204152432989026_741719_1041834697_n.jpg

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

It's all like pieces of shit... They all float to the top! LMAO!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Hell yeah my little devil sister!~ LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

FOREVAH! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

All that sagging skin, poor Jacob and Bella look like they are fucking melting!!! LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

*dry heaves*

There is only so much my strong stomach can take! LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I thought it was "Water for Elephants" circus-fucking-tent!!!! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

That's no-chicken!! 
*throws away sandwich*

AZ_Chica_BTB said...

LMFAO!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

WE HAVE OTR TRAILER!!!!! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Check out the OTR trailer!!! ♥

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Check out the OTR trailer!!! ♥

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Check out the OTR trailer!!! ♥

Angelahorny4Rob said...

Damn who in their right mind would want to do that? Can you imagine what that ass/twat smells likeEww...

TeamIdDoRPatz said...

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit

star4 said...

Just watched it. Not enough of Kristen in it. It does look really good though. Thanks for the tip. ♥

Aurora23 said...

A flotation device!

Why is there another cow behind him? I guess she is the spotter in case he gets swallowed in!