Oh fuck yes! Really, what the fuck was twinkie lady thinking? Making them high schoolers? If I'm going to dream up some fuck hotness, he would at least be able to fuck me senseless! lol
I just popped in to say I'm sorry for being absent lately and.... HOLY FUCK!!!! Did STEPHENIE Meyer just died and went to hell where all my dirty dreams cum true?!?!?!?!
I am soooo getting it when it comes out on DVD! It;s still out int he movies right now! that dick swinging on the BIG screen was an OMFG moment! I actually gasped out loud and so did everyone else in the theater!
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Oh my..............It's like fanfiction fantasies come to life.........
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R rated or X rated???
Oh fuck yes! Really, what the fuck was twinkie lady thinking? Making them high schoolers? If I'm going to dream up some fuck hotness, he would at least be able to fuck me senseless! lol
XXX
50 is the only fan fic I've read, but that ones gonna need a XXX rating! *high five*
What about this front?! Yes? No? :-D
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DAMN! That thing gave me whiplash just looking at it!
You got me there. Definitely X rated.
Fuck. I could cut and paste this shit all day....
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Sorry, there's supposed to be like five images above. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
I wanna spray easy cheese on that V thing on his back and lick it off. Or chocolate. sorry I haven't eaten all day lol
Oh wow there goes my panties. that's just...that's just fucking hot!!
Holy crap now he is hung like a horse. LOL
Yup the twinkie mormon bitch really ruined it
I KNOW THAT PENIS!!!
that is Michael Fassbender from the movie ShAME! 1st 2 mins of the movie and that is what you see!!!
Damn! He is def a HOTTIE!!!
OMG! Damn!!!!
***SQUIRT SQUIRT***
IKR!? I wish you could see the other four, but I don't know how to post this stuff properly. :-(
****SLAPS WITH HIS STICK*****
Yup, this might be one of those threads where we are going to need to get our floaties out! *slaps ass*
YES HE IS!!! And that is not even erect! Imagine???
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wohoo! I love my ass Slapped! Especially by a BTB!!!
***moans out loud****
Exactly! Im going to combust when they make that movie!
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I just popped in to say I'm sorry for being absent lately and.... HOLY FUCK!!!! Did STEPHENIE Meyer just died and went to hell where all my dirty dreams cum true?!?!?!?!
"CUM" here MOTU!!!
eh it's just the DAMN RL! yeah I think she did! NOW that's what I would WANT to see!!
yeah she did FUCKING TWINKIE QUEEN! and she can FUCK SUMSHIT while eating a twinkie!
We know all know how RL is. So we understand. *hugs*
To answer your questions.... NO & YES. lol
chocolate is perfect!
GOD I WISH!!
I have already changed my panties once! LOL
wooooo! *goes to get floaties* *slaps star4 on ass*
DAMN *-* FUCK HOT just does not describe it enough! I want to lick that back! it looks like his back!!
HOLY FUCK that man is well hung!!
that's what I was saying!! LOL
his cock was just swaying back and forth! *CUMS* just lookin at it!
I'm...just....speechless.....*-* *Licks lips*
I want to be slapped by his stick! LOL
IKR?! so very fucking true!
so fucking X RATED you could cause a flood in the theater!
oh fuck yeah it is! I WANT IT!!
YEP!!! *0*
I need a dick slap ASAP!! lol
Fuck you SM... FUCK YOU, maybe a little fuck would have help your prude ass!!!
LMFAO!!!!!
I'll be karate kicking tomorrow my friend! LOL
*SQUIRTTTTTT*
Oh FUCK YES!
Damn woman..you trying to kill us all!
Must get that movie...
F.U.C.K. M.E.H.A.R.D...please?
I want that first one to be the wallpaper on my desktop but I don't think my teenage girls need to see that shit....damn that is fucking hot!
I am soooo getting it when it comes out on DVD! It;s still out int he movies right now! that dick swinging on the BIG screen was an OMFG moment! I actually gasped out loud and so did everyone else in the theater!
Ditto Leah! Ditto!
DICK Slapping for all!!
Yep, that's Fassy! LOL
Haven't seen the movie yet. I think it comes out in a few months here but I definitely want to see it!
Fuck yeah, Fuck her!
She'll need some lube for that prude ass!
That pic will make you hungry even it you just ate!
I want to play ride'm cowgirl he's the horse and I'm the rider!
mmmmmmmm *licks screen*
IKR?! THAT FUCKING TWINKIE EATING BITCH!
AMEN! but oh nooo they had to FUCKING watered it down! and instead we SHIT! she and SUMSHIT can go fuck themselves! or together!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
I needed to be dick slapped this morning!!!
how old are your daughters lol
he should pose for playgirl if he has'nt already!
can you imagine having that heavenly well hunged man and his cock coming up to you?!
HELL YEAH!!
Morning Leah!!
Maybe Fassbender can slap some sense into her!
15, 13, and 11....trust me, they know more thank I think, but I'm not flaunting in front of them!
I was just thinking that! Woah!
I'm gonna have to google this man
I'd scream with delight and devore him!!!
He totally should but he already showed HIS massive dick in the movie SHAME!!
HE was in the movie 300 w/Gerad Butler! The man is also Magneto in the Xclass movie! I'd be fucking stuck to him like a Magnet knowing he has that!
UNF!
See it! Its a MUST!!!
He should have gotten an Oscar nominee for it but those uptight fuckers didn't!
If I had Oprah money, I would re-do all the movies in a very uncheesy, porntastic way!!!
How's it hangin' today, PL-BTB??? LOL!!!
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