Sunday, January 27, 2013

BTB MANDATORY MOVIE WATCH!

I am begging all the BTBs to watch this movie! It will have you saying...OMG!...WTF!...and FUCK! And I need to email EL James ASAP!

The movie is..

SECRETARY
RELEASED: 2002
STARRING: 
JAMES SPADE AND MAGGIE GYLLENHALL  

PLEASE, PLEASE WATCH and let us discuss!
 

WHO DOESN'T NEED A GOOD SPANKING EVER SO OFTEN??



  MARCELA WANTED ME TO SEND YOU HER DEEPEST APOLOGIZES AND DEEPEST AND HARDEST HUMPS.  

SHE'S REALLY SORRY FOR BEING M.I.A. BUT I'VE HAD HER "TIED" UP FOR DAYS. 

NAH...I WISH! 
RL HAS OUR BTB QUEEN BUSY AND GOING CRAZY. SHE ACTUALLY HAD TO PULL OVER IN TRAFFIC AND GET OUT AND PUNCH A HOMELESS GUY IN THE FACE TO RELEASE SOME TENSION. 
FUCK I LOVE HER.

 ♥♥♥
WE MISS YOU, MARCELA!
AND BE PREPARED FOR A SPANKING WHEN YOU GET BACK HERE TO YOUR HOME!
XOXO
♥♥♥
 

38 comments:

  1. So true. I kept flipping out by little tid-bits that kept making me have flashes of FSoG. His name alone sent me over the edge!

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  2. I watched the clips even if I haven't read FSoG! :) Did I hear right is his name Grey too? I have a noisy 3 year old playing floor hockey right beside the computer right now! :) 

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  3. You heard right. His name is Edward Grey. Mmmmmm......hmmmmmm

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  4. OMFG...I have this movie, along with 9 1/2 Weeks and Killing Me Softly (Joseph Feines and Heather Graham)...but I never realized the name was soooooo UNF...Edward and Grey, my two favorite fictional characters!

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  5. Marcela! We miss you! Get your SEXY ASS back here!

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  6. IKR! And how about his RED sharpies and how she mentioned his tie. Me thinks EL saw this movie. lol

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  8. Oh I'm excited to watch!!!! I miss everyone. 

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  9.  I miss YOU!!!

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  10. *waves* =)

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  11.  Hey stranger! I think we're all strangers, everyone has been MIA. lol

    How's life treating you?

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  12. I know....the hell did everyone go? Life is a bitch sometimes =) Rob makes me horny. That's about it. 

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  13. "Rob makes me horny. That's about it."

    BATL!!!! You fucking kill me!

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  14. Sorry I am later with my homework:((

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  15. Haha so true, and every flashback makes you run back and read it again, or in my case... listen to the audio book whilst doing, well everything ;) Must dig out my copy of the secretary and watch Mr Grey again Mmmm so much porn so little time!

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  16.  You see the post. And now you now what has to happen.

    Assume the position.

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  17. Do you like the audiobooks? I have them but have yet to listen to them.

    I'm telling ya...this movie. Mr. Grey's obession with RED sharpie markers...and how she mentioned his tie! FUCK!

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  18. Like the audiobooks? oh hell no... they are magnificent!! I don't even mind doing house work when I have them playing on my ipod.
    I'll have to wait to watch it again to remind myself, but I know there are many FS triggers, that reminds me... must buy more batteries first  :D

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  19. I'm beyond batteries when it comes to Rob and FSoG. I had the bf install a generator on my side of the bed. You would think it would look strange but with a lamp and alarm clock it makes a cute nightstand. lol

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  20. Lmao, I'll have to look into getting one of those, I'd save a fortune!

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  21.  You definitely will. I was pulling so much power that I was making the lights flicker and hot water was turning cold and the neighborhood dogs were howling.

    Wow. That almost makes me sound like a whore. Cool! lol

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  22. Hahaha, that sounds like fun, though I'd never leave the bedroom if that was the case

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  23. Position assumed !!:)).....wait do I have to read the book first?

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  24. You haven't read FSoG??!!

    *clutches chest and collapses*

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  25. No I haven't,, sorry. Bad girl, bad girl.... Just think how much better I am going to be after I have read it!!! Please stop looking at me like that, hang head in shame:((

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  26. Don't feel bad. I was also late to the Fifty party. But FOR REAL read those books!!!

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  27. LMAO I think that is the best one liner ever! I think you speak for all BTBs with that line! 

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  28. Yay! I'm not the only BTB who hasn't read them!

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  29. LMFAO Oh god FB I love you! You could always put a nice table cloth over the generator and no one would be the wiser!

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  30. I fell better!! I started the 1st book, but didn't finished it. You wouldn't believe what happened. I was on Vaca last summer in Greece going to an island on a ferry, and i left the book on my seat, because my DH wanted to go out on deck to look out, came back, and my book was gone??? WTF....I know it was those f...ing teenagers who took it. ..any way i will start it again in the summer. I don't have any time now.
    P.s ...I tell all my GFs I read the first one, only because I hate the reactions people/they give to me after I've told them i haven't read the book. So now i just lie, so i don't have to explain myself.! Thanks a lot horny bitches!!

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  31. I will read it in the summer for sure. Summer of 2013, is fifty all the way.

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  32. Couldn't reply to your reply... but yah I don't feel bad that your book was stolen cause you were in fucking Greece!!! I wanna go there so bad.... lol. Yah I tried to read them but there not really what I like I guess... just couldn't get into it. It's funny cause one of my best friends is OBSESSED with the books, we laughed cause she would even bring them to read during the kids fucking hockey games and now she has a new boyfriend and even though everyone calls him Chris, she calls him by his full name Christian.... I giggle every time she says it and she glares at me! 

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  33. Greece is awesome, i go every year, its fun, beautiful, nice food, nice people, nice everything, The best place to go for Vaca. The islands there are the best. Did you know they have tons of islands. I am not Greek, my DH is. I've always encourage people to go visit, because it is truly the most fun place they'll ever visit!
    FSOG...... all my friends here have read the book, and its now become an obsession. They call it "The Book". They all said it has changed their Sex lives, according to them. I am going to definitely read it over the summer, and I can't wait:)) hehe
    Your friend is living a dream!! Does her Christian knows he's been used to fulfill a fantasy/dream!!!!!!! Lol, I love it, I think it's cute. I can just picture her calling him.....ccccChrrrristian:))) such hidden meaning!!

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  34. Yah Greece is on my list of places to go... some day! lol. If I could convince the kids to not play hockey that would save me about $10,000 a year! Then I could go on a vaca!

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  35. So true. Those kids, they keep getting in our way!!!!! Oh well, lets just love em as much as we can then, That aughta show them. Lol

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  36. OMG! I forgot about that movie!!! I saw it years ago!

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