Monday, December 3, 2012

FIFTY SHADES OF HARDCORE PORN

Here it is BTBs
The trailer for the FSoG porn.


I have yet to watch it but because I'm a "hardcore" BTB reporter I will watch. But from the trailer I can already see fucking is the main objective and good acting is put on the back burner but that's the way the porn cookie crumbles.

Would any of you watch this??

And don't lie because if you do Santa Rob will not cum see you this Christmas.

  
 

64 comments:

  1. I just about lost it at the scene of the auction and Christian bids 100k and the dramatic pause that took over. LMFAOBATLOMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  2. I bet you all don't know what was playing on the mp3 player when he stuck the ear buds in her ears. I DO! This is a BTB EXCLUSIVE!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnupL42gmF4

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  3. The porn version of the porn version of Twilight?!?

    I GOTTA HAVE IT!!! LOL

    Cheesy and all! LMFAO!

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  4. Such a bad acting!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!

    OMG They need to stick to fucking, no pun intended! LOL!!!!!

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  5. Really bad acting. You would think that between all the "fake-an-O" classes they could take a few acting ones. 

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  6. Kate looks like a coked-out street ramp for dick. Not to mention her hair! Her hair extensions are so cheap and uneven. WTF??!!!!! Why do porn-whores have such bad hair?? I don't get it. Bedhead is suppose to be sexy. LOL

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  7. That my dear ladies, this is what I would call a classic!!! This will be around long after we are gone! Academy awards good, a whole lot of best in this one....best Picture, oh wait let's not forget, best Director, did you see the camara action, genius. finally, it would be a shame to not recognize the actor and actress'. What can I say, it's the video that keeps on going!!!
    Bravo ladies, you truly out did yourself this time!!
    I bet there is more where that came from?

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  8.  You can definitely bet there is more where that came from! Because I dl'd the whole movie! LOL

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  9. Don't stop, keep it coming!!

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  10.  I could post a clip of this movie that would make you scream......

    HOLYROBSTENSLAPMEWITHADILDOTHENVIOLATEMEWITHIT!!!

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  11. Go ahead make my day!!

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  12.  BATL! You are so bad and definitely a BTB!

    XOXOXO

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  13. It's so good being bad!
    Oh yes, definately BTB for life!!

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  14.  It's the only way to roll. *wink*

    And I WILL work on a FSoG video to post. It will be VERY, VERY graphic...aka XXX! LOL

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  15. I can only imagine, I can't wait! Um um um um um

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  16.  Here's a sneak peek.


    http://www.google.com/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://coolestpornreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Fifty-Shades-Of-Grey-XXX-Allie-Haze-Ryan-Driller3.jpg&sa=X&ei=s0K9UKOpGMf1ygGBnoD4Cw&ved=0CAoQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNFDFZQCq7nf9nglfei3srAkygVIBQ
    http://www.xcritic.com/img/vlcsnap_490966.jpg

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  17. HolyRobstenslapmewithadildothenviolatemewithit!!!!
    Baby porn, *show me something I don't know* LOL....I have always wanted to use that line.

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  18. That was truly awful! I can't see anyone but Rob in that role, everyone else is wrong. Has anyone seen the You tube video Master of the Universe? It's old now but it's more convincing than that!

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  19. I double dog dare ya! Post it!

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  20.  Here ya go :)

    http://tattle.xxx/blog/2012/08/22/fifty-shades-of-grey/

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  21.  You asked....make sure all kids are away from you! LOL

    http://tattle.xxx/blog/2012/08/22/fifty-shades-of-grey/

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  22. Whoa...that'll get you going in the morning! Too bad it's not a Rob sex tape...damn...

    I love the look on her face when she's about to put his dick in her mouth in the bathtub...award winning acting there!

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  23. clamp my nipples with a bear trap!!!

    WYF is that!!! LOL

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  24. I can't stop laughing at the AWFUL acting!!! LMFAO!!!

    "Why didn't you tell me you were a virgin?!"
    Yeah, errr her hole is so wide, the driller will feel like trowing a hotdog down a hallway!! BAHAHAHAH

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  25. LMFAO!!!!

    I'm cracking up!!!! I can make a better video with my phone *wiggles eyebrows* ARE you thinking what I'm thinking?!?! LOL

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  26. I'm with ya on that, BTB! There's nothing virgin about that roast beef sandwich! You could parallel park an 18 wheeler in that meat market.

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  27.  If you're thinking something dirty then there's a 200% chance that I'm thinking it also. LOL

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  28. IKR! Why to "act" nervous or scared with a dick in her face. She's had more dick in her face than a men's room urinal. lol

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  29. BHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    *dying*


    Her meat curtains are showing *gags*

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  30. LMFAO!!!!!

    Awww the BTB connection, it even works when you are planning to tape homemade porn ;) LOL

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  31. Oh NO!!!!! You ruined it for me! LMFAO!!!!! BATL!!!!

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  32. Homade porn is my middle name!!

    Freeze-Homemade-Porn-Burn!

    Eeek. Just realized my name sounds like a STD.

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  33.  Bitch better watch out for high winds. Whore will take flight like a 747!

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  34. Oh my dirtiness goes deep...the deeper the better!

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  35. Yep..the acting sucks, but that's not why we watch porn! LOL

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  36. Is that why your FF & RW button on your remote is wore out? lol

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  37. OT:
    Anyone interested in some PFach eyecandy?!

    This man, damn...

    http://cdn04.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/facinelli-essenze/peter-facinelli-ermenegildo-zegnas-essenze-launch-03.jpg

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  38.  IKR?!

    How is that even the same person???
    He looks so much better and younger in real life!

    http://moviecarpet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/peter-facinelli-twilight-breaking-dawn-part-2.jpg

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  39.  OMG! Don't even remind me of the Scummit character photos! Everytime I saw Carlisle's pic I was confused because I didn't think there was a butchy lesbian (other than Nikki) in Twilight.

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  40. LMAO!
    Daddy C went from super hot in Twilight to a lesbian looking creepy grandpa C! Not cool.
    Do you think he's refering to his dick?! ;-D

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcpsoaNan61qbxtgwo1_250.gif

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  41. I am gonna look at this later, because I get the feeling that I need to be somewhere safe to view this one!!! I had a tennis party today just finish at 5:30, those fucking bitches wouldn't leave my house. I sent them all home drunk! Have to do homework. Will let you know later what I think.

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  42. LMFAO!!!!!!!

    I'll fuck the driller just to get it lol I wanna beFreeze-Homemade-Porn-Burn!

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  43. Please tell me they do the tampon scene! Please! Please!?! Please!!!

    Lol j/k

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  44. HOLYROBSTENSLAPMEWITHADILDOTHENVIOLATEMEWITHIT!!!
    You got me, WowWowWowUnableToWriteOrSpeakClearly. I am a person who can admit defeat, you win!! HolyShit!

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  45. Is this better?   

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  46. dammit didn't work

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  47. or instructions on how to soothe  the chaffing !

    Freeze your home-made porn burn ! 

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  48.  LMAO! That was the most important one, right?!

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  49. I saw a couple minutes of this and LOL'd the entire time. "Kate" is a fuckin train wreck lol

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  50. Lol, it was one that definitely made me gape in horror!!! I was like, "Holy crap, EL, you went there!" ;)

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  51. I think I am going Tom need some more footage in order to judge the movements a little better. I hope you are off making more!!!! I have suddenly develope an Insatiabke Appetite:)))

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  52. Eeewww. That guy is SO not my Fifty!

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  53. I just shaved my legs and I cringed so hard the hair came back =(

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  54. FB, Marcela?! BTB's???

    Where is everybody? Last post is from a week ago! I miss you guys!
    Come back!
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    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc8gdqPjjq1rit9q6o1_500.gif
    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ep0wxe1E1rnbspd.gif

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  55. I know! I've been checking every day wondering where everyone is! Hope everyone is safe and staying warm. 

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  56. Me too!

    I miss my BTB's!

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7qr25TeJa1qkiabg.gif
    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcrf2uLqHN1rngzkvo1_500.gif

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  57. *Slurs*

    "Why did you send me those books!"

    Makes me LOL EVERY TIME!!!!! 

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