Thursday, November 15, 2012

THE DAY HAS ARRIVED!

My Dear Bitches,

The day has finally here.
Holy fuck, I'm shaking on my custom made baby seal underwear from excitement.

Beautiful Karen has arrived in Las Vegas, so will have each other for support, and humping. Late last night it was decided her new name will be IheartLMC*BTB LOL, Whatcha think?!

So who else is watching it tonight? 
If you have seen it, PLEASE no spoliers. We will have an spoilers post later today!

If you or myself do not survive BD2, and die from horniness due to vampire wet humping, know that it was a pleasure to serve all these years with you.
To my BFF FB, I will always love you woman... and water my plants, feed the fishes...

I LOVE YOU BTBS
*WAILS*

FUCKING BREAKING DAWN PART TWO!!!!!!


BRING ON THE VAMP SEX!

35 comments:

  1. Spoiler... Jake is a wolf and Bella a vampire...
    Sorry, I know that comes as a shock but, blame it on jealousy, I had to see it last night with friend, sis in law and niece... not a BTB to be found in the cinema.
    You'll love it, but only thing I'll say in advance, is music didn't catch me as much as in other movies... but then again maybe I only catch the music on the 5th/6th viewing!!!   
    Enjoy, and don't forget your towels (who knew we could cross reference twilight with hitch hikers guide to the galaxy)!!!

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  2. Ok...Marcela and I are stocked up on Red Bull, candy and shamanties! I wish all the BTB's could watch it together!

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  3. Red bull... no, red wine.... 

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  4. LOL...we do have vodka to go with the RB before (so we stay awake) then wine for after as we cry our eyes out and our emotions go to overload...oh, and cookies too...

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  5. Jake is a what?!?! and Bella is a what??!?!

    You hoorz, how could you spoil it to us like that! LOL

    I'm bringing my super douper absorbant double triple shamwow!!! 

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  6. ok, vodka is acceptable... 
    Enjoy... and stay for the end titles, they actually list all the actors involved in the franchise, not just in this movie... a nice way of saying goodbye I thought... and in black and white a la CH!

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  7. I'm so nervous I'm gonna bite my cardboard Edward to confetti, the crotch part stands no chance...

    Biting nails, it's so last year, biting crotch its the new glamour thing to do! LOL

    http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/8400000/Edward-cardboard-standup-twilight-series-8421551-658-2560.jpg

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  8. I just brought my Rob Pillow... its machine washable
    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VjmNIFUiVd4/S3tNQOOtDzI/AAAAAAAADSo/HNrKrAeOsRU/s320/ROBERT-PATTINSON-PILLOW.jpg

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  9. notice I didn't mention anything about the cottage... 
    http://www.twilightguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/mona_lisa.jpg

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  10. The manlow is out dated woman! you need the husband pillow! LOL

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  11. I had to consider he would block my view of the screen... and the pillow rested nicely between my legs....

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  12. If you want to see the Madrid premiere, here is the link for the live feed, which is on right now:

    http://www.antena3.com/series/la-saga-crepusculo/noticias/antena3com-emite-directo-premiere-madrid-amanecer-parte_2012110500076.html

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  13. This will be IheartLMC*BTB and me @ the theater!! LOL

    DANG IT! Why wasn't it 3D! LOL!!!!

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mddsnhcfqN1r8xipxo1_250.gif

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  14. AWwww Thanks for thinking of us AZ!!!! 

    I've been missing you like a bleeding twat

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  15. I am so verklempt that this day has finally cum... I imagine it's like having Le MONSTERCOCK inside my mouth and I am trying to talk, but no words are cumming out of my mouth!!!  That is how emotional I am...  LOL!!!!!!!!!

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  16. I always think of you bitches, even when I cannot get my baby to stop sucking on my boobies!!!

    Awwwwww.... be still my bleeding twat!!!!! Love ya L-O-N-G time!!!!!!!!! XOXOXOXO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  17. I know what you mean woman.... this me right now LMFAO! 

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mddsnhcfqN1r8xipxo1_250.gif

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  18. Cookies will be needed and straight up chocolate! It's going to be like a horrible break-up.... this is good bye to the freaking franchise that opened our eyes to the jaw porn and LMC! :( I don't know if I'm going to die from horniness or die from crying.... 

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  19. I can't wait to see it! Thanks for the heads up Mell! 

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  20. I can't fucking wait! It's so bittersweet though.... thank god we don't have to say goodbye to the characters thanks to fanfiction and the awesomely amazing manips and videos out there! 

    Can't wait to hear what all the BTBs think tomorrow! 10pm tonight I'll be watching it! Love you bitches! ♥♥♥

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  21. AZ are you able to get away from baby girl and go see it tonight?

    I was worried with New Moon that I wouldn't be able to get away from Alie but I had a freezer full of boobie milk and a husband who had no choice! LOL. 

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  22. I'm actually considering watching an afternoon screening tomorrow... catch all the nuances... feck that there are no nuances, just want to Twi-out again!

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  23. Who wouldn't! I want to watch it a couple of times at least! Hubby tried to tell me only 2 in the theatre and I told him to fuck off! lol. Fucking men just don't understand! I won't be able to see it this weekend unless all the hockey moms go and leave the hubbys at the rink...lol. The oldest one has a tournament 4 hours away that we're all going to.... So fun weekend full of hockey in store for me... yay... lol.

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  24. how many years to go before they can drive themselves (legally)...
    I'd see could you round up some mums, I'd say even the non-Twis would welcome the escape!

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  25. Austin has 4 years before learners permit (14) and 6 before a graduated drivers license (16). I'm sure I can, I know a few moms who are Twi-fans.... we see hockey all the time anyway! lol. 

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  26. Nope! Unfortunately, I have to wait until tomorrow to see it. :-( We don't have a sitter till tomorrow, and my hubby is coming to see it with me. This means that I will have to watch the movie a few more times... Without him!!! LOL!

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  27. Rotflmfao!!!

    If it were raining "hotdogs" on us , we would definitely have our necks back and our mouths wide open! ;-)

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  28. Love you, too, Babe!!!

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  29. Here's Rob seeing his Jumping Rob cardboard cutout at the LA premiere...

    http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=GjEMpxn80Vo&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DGjEMpxn80Vo

    Fucking hilarious that his agent took a pic with it, and his manager snapped a pic of it with his phone!!!

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  30. Thanks, BTB-Mell!!!

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  31. I'll see it next week with my best friend when i go home. Can't wait!

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  32. Fuck that I'm going to be sad so i'll go for the weed

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  33. I'm still decompressing from last night, but have to get on a plane to go home this morning *sad panda face*. I think Marcela and I are still in shock...but it's all good...

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  34. OMG it was so good wasn't it!!!!!!!!!!!

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