Happy Birthday Isabella!
Even though you have the personality of a suicidal rock...
We still LOVE you!
Let's celebrate on this special day
Bella's BEST and WORSE moments!!
I'm my book, this is the best Bella moment...
AND IT WASN'T EVEN IN TWILIGHT!
(I hate you CH!)
TITTY GRAB!!!!!
...x...
And Worse Moment?
Oh, so many to choose...
But THIS is my favorite!
Classic!
LOL!
"I don't really like the rain...any wet cold thing..."
ReplyDeleteWell, good luck on getting her to give you a BJ!!!
I so love the titty grab! The first time I saw it, I was like - did he just grab her boob????? so I had to watch it again and again and again.....Oh what about the "Bella's Lullaby Remix"...there's a hot make out scene in that which should have been in the movie too!!!
ReplyDeleteI'll give him one!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday to the one character I know I could always trust when it comes to solving life problems!
ReplyDeleteFather suggested you to date someone else? Still date the same guy. Extremely old guy, dressed as a 17 year old, saved your life? Marry him.Extremely old guy, dressed as a 17 year old, stared at you while you sleep? Go to bed and CUDDLE with him. Same guy breaks up with you for fear of your life? Fling yourself off a cliff. Best friend that smells like a dog (no offence) saved your life? Lead him on. Feeling lonely? Turn best friend into an emergency boyfriend.
Extremely old guy, dressed as a 17 year old, showed you that he 'sparkles' ? Is mesmerized. Best friend took off his shirt and reveals 'packs'? "You're beautiful".Old guy came back in your life after endangering your life? Throw emergency boyfriend away without a thought and gets back with him.
Can't think of a good casual baby name? Join the celebrity rank of 'weird ass baby names'.
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI often wonder why is bella such a giant twat.... and there is my answer, it's not Bella's fault! LOL
ReplyDeleteSoft not at all muscular, OF COURSE, YOu are a fucking marshmallow!
ReplyDeleteIsn't there a montage of all of those burps? Oh and the blinking too?
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday u Necrophiliac!
ReplyDeleteMe too! Id love to suck his popsicle
ReplyDeleteSCREAMING. SHE'S DEEDEE's TWIN. THIS BOOK IS ABOUT HER RELATIONSHIP WITH AN INVINCIBLE MAN. HOLY MOTHER OF GOD.
ReplyDeleteLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteB.A.FUCKING.T.L!!!!!
I SNORTED OUT LOUD!
I fucking love you BTB!
We are not afraid of Giant WET COLD THINGS!
ReplyDelete*sips giant glass of frozen margaritas*
FUCK ME! The Blinking game!!!!
ReplyDeleteRobward loves some boobs and ass grab! Remember Leg hitch and ass grab in eclipse?! LOL
ReplyDeleteRight back at cha babe!!!
ReplyDeleteMmmmm that sounds good
ReplyDeleteMIND BLOWN!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat a giant twat she is... LOLhttp://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9urmsmOPe1qjeizb.gif
Oh yeah! He loves that robust arse....
ReplyDeleteMmmmm....how about Mimosas??
ReplyDeleteLMFAO...when you put it that way......
ReplyDeleteROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSquishy just like her beloved twinkies!!!! ;-)
ReplyDeleteLol! She loves dat E.S.D tho!!! (edwards sparkly dick)
ReplyDeletelmao she sure is
ReplyDeleteI'd fucking risk getting freezer burn on my lips... both set of lips!!!!
ReplyDeleteHave a margarita, or 2, or 6, for me!!!!!!!! LOL!
ReplyDeletewelllllllllllllllllllll you got a point there. lol
ReplyDeleteBuwahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletetake a shot every time she blinks more than 3 times in less that 3 seconds! this only works for twilight and a bit of new moon cause she stop doing it.
ReplyDeleteWhat can we say... He's a healthy male who likes T & A!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm celebrating Bella's birthday by biting my lip repeatedly, blinking a lot, and falling on parking lots.... LOL!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!! So true and funny as hell!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'll be stuttering and doing some heavy mouth breathing! :)
ReplyDeleteI'd be drunk in 12 seconds!!! :)
ReplyDelete"Throw emergency boyfriend away", LOL!! That was great!
ReplyDeleteI did the same thing! "Did he just...?" Rewind "He did!" Rob, you dog you! LOL I wonder if CH was touching herself behind the camera??? Ewwww...
ReplyDeleteThat's probably what he was thinking when he laughs with disappointment! Poor Eddie!!! :)
ReplyDeleteI can't help but think of A Christmas Story and the fire department having to cum in and unstick me! *giggle snorting*
ReplyDeleteHe grabbed her boob there too! Edited out there as well! Damn you DC!!! :)
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!! I would gladly welcome a "rescue" from a fireman, or few... After having my way with Edward!
ReplyDeleteSent from my iPad
OMR, you're right!!! Grabs ice pack find hubby! Lol
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHhhhhhaaaaaa lol!!!!!
Tee hee this still makes me think of the Bad Lip Reading!!!
ReplyDeleteOh well Edward... Bring your cold wet thing here and I will warm it up
LMAO!!! I know a few firemen I can send your way... ;) Actually about 5 guys from the dept were just down in Arizona renting a house.... I was very jealous! lol.
ReplyDeleteAnything with booze sounds good to me! :)
ReplyDeleteSounds like the drinking game we came up with when watching baseball.... take a shot every time a player grabs his junk! You'll be drunk so fast! lol.
ReplyDeleteAhahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat's right! I forgot that you had firemen connections!!! Yay for all of us!!! ;-)
ReplyDeleteBtw... You and your hubbs need to cum down to AZ the next time they rent a house/vacation here!
Oh! I'm gonna do that with football slaps on the ass!!! :)
ReplyDeleteLMAO or hockey when there's a fight.... :)
ReplyDeleteI know we do! Yah I have a few firemen connections.... ;) Yes we need a vacation without kids soon. It's been almost 5 years before I had more than 1 night away from the kids and I've never had a full day away from Alie.... would probably explain why she's such a mama's suck! lol.
ReplyDeleteThe weather in my part of AZ has been so nice lately! You both would LOVE it!
ReplyDeleteI hope that you get your wish to have a vacay with your hubbs and no kids! We had one early last year in Hawaii before I got preggers, and it was fabulous! With our new baby girl, it will not be a possibility for a while. She and Alie have something in common! :-)
Yah we probably would love it. Thankfully in Alberta it's still nice here! Yah but your baby girl is allowed to be a mama suck, she's only a couple of months old.... Alie is 3 years old! If I'm home hubby can't tuck her in, bath her or anything she flips out! lol. If I'm gone it's a bit of a fight but not as much for her to let him help her, but now she's in the independent 3 year old stage, she wants to do everything herself!
ReplyDeleteI a sure that Alberta is beautiful and perfect right now! I wish that I could experience it when it is 110 degrees F here! LOL!
ReplyDeleteIt is yet to be seen if my baby girl will be a "mama's suck"... All I know is that she enjoys breast feeding right now!
Yah Alie loved the boobie too.... probably why she continued to nurse till she was almost 2.... lol.
ReplyDeleteYah for how cold it can get I honestly love Alberta.... here it got to about 90F in the summer but most houses here don't have central air! Just google Banff national park or Lake Louise and you'll wanna come see me! :) We're lucky cause we're about 3.5 hours from Banff and about 4.5 hours from Jasper so we go a lot...
LMFAO here, so this is where all you lunatics are gathering.
ReplyDeletedont forget the twitchy shaking the head thing.. ..tinnitus ???
ReplyDeleteHey Nuzz ...have fun babe! ;o)
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