Is a year wiser, and a whole lot HOTTER?!?
That's right!!
It's FreezeBurn Birthday!!!!!!!!
My Queen, My lover!
My Queen, My lover!
THIS:
is for you
I know I don't say this much but let me pour my heart out...
FB, you are the most amazing person I know, but have never actually met.
What's a friend, well for me a friend is someone you love & trust no matter what, no matter the distance, no matter the looks, no matter if you haven't seen the person's face.
We have so much in common, sometimes I feel we are the same person (Fight Club anyone? LOL, but in this case the 2 personalities are insane!).
I love you my dear friend, have an awesome birthday... I wish you many MANY MANY MORE.
I hope one day be able to hump your leg, lick you face and smell you strawberry hair (not pubes, I know that one is bare... LOL)
Thank you for being my friend and loving me for who I am... a delusional cow... LOL
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!
This is FB
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SMOOCHES all over your hot body! Fucking love ya!!!!!
Happy Birthday, FB!!!
ReplyDeleteHave a wonderfull day! You are fucking awesome!
I love you! <33
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Happy birthday FB!!!! Hope you have a wonderfull day full of pleasure ;)
ReplyDeleteLove ya * MWUAH*
Happy Birthday Freeze!!! I wish you a wonderfull day full of pleasure ;)
ReplyDeleteLoveya * MWUAH*
Happy happy Birthday FB!
ReplyDeleteHave a wonderful day filled with happiness!
Thanks for making an awesome site and being the wonderful BTB that you are!
****Humps & licks*****
OMG! I just woke up and now I'm tearing up! I guess that's one good way to get the sleepy eye boogers out of my eyes. LOL
ReplyDeleteThis post is...*speechless* I LOVE IT! That video of Rob and MY MOST FAVORITE SONG from Eclipse is AMAZBALLS!!!!
You are my sister/partner-in-crime/bestest BTB and I couldn't function without you. Thank you for this most awesome post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuckin' loves you forever!
♥♥♥
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Thank you!!! It wouldn't be a great birthday without my BTBs, especially YOU! I LOVE YA! ♥xoxoxo♥
ReplyDeleteLet's dance!
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OMFG! BATL @ the birthday cake gif!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A BTB would sooooo do that! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteTHANK YOU! SMOOCHES BACKATCHA!!!! LOVES YA BACK EVEN MORE!!
ReplyDeleteIf I know Marcela the strippers will be showing up at any minute.
Ready to have some fun??!!!!
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Thank you, BTB♥H!!! You know me and you know I will! *evil grin*
ReplyDeleteLoves ya!
♥♥♥
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Thank you! ☺
ReplyDeleteLet's drink and dance and drink and dance and.....yes drink!
ReplyDeleteWohooo
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Not gonna lie, I'd be so pissed if that happenend to me!
ReplyDeleteBut it looks funny! LOL
ITA!!! We would have to be the giver and not the receiver. LOL
ReplyDeleteThat's how a BTB rolls!!!
ReplyDeleteThis will be the day after my birthday. Poor bf...*sniff..sniff*
LOL
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Happy Birthday FB <3
ReplyDeleteI remember the first time we met (cyber meeting!) when you saved me from some fugly bitch on another site...
Then you welcomed me with booby honks and ass spanking on a wonderful site that you created...
Thank you FB for being an awesome bitch! I am truly proud to call myself a BTB for you!!!
Hopefully your bf gives you a good humping from the rest of us!!!
Love xoxo
Thank you, BTB!! Awww...you're gonna make me cry! I love ya and I knew you were a BTB the second we started talking. I loves ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm the CG in the bedroom. To be honest, the bf might be alittle scared of what might happen to him today. It is my birthday....*evil grin*
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Yeah, that's for sure!
ReplyDeleteDon't want something like that happen to me! I wanna do it :-D
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OMG! These gifs are killing me! LMFAO!!!
ReplyDeletelol that to hurt like a bitch!!!
ReplyDeleteHAPPY BIRTHDAY FB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLOVES YA =)
Happy Birthday FB! I don't have any fancy gifs or anything cause I only have a minute.... but I fucking love you and hope you have a fucking awesome day and if you weren't so far away in the fucking states I would make you fuck awesome cupcakes!
ReplyDeleteHappy Happy Birthday - hope you get to lick the icing....
ReplyDeletethanks to you - I found BTB!!
Thank you! Loves you back my lil' chicky monkey!
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Thank you! I'm gonna lick it up and enjoy every dirty second of it! I'm gonna be like Jessica Simpson with an ice cream cone! LOL
ReplyDeleteSeriously...this bitch is lovin' that ice cream cone.
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I'm just glad you found you're back back to your BTB home. LOVES YA!!!
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Rob is waiting and ready for ya @pinkheart4ever:disqus freeze
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Happy Birthday to my first and Best Twilight Bitch!!! May you have LOTS of birthday sex today and endless Robgasms all year!!! I love ya more than words can say!!! *SMOOCHES & SPANKINGS!!!*
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThank you so much! Is it time to do body shots yet?
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Lil' Mama!!! It feels like yesterday me saying BTB to you and then you asked what the fuck a BTB was and I said, Best Twilight Buddy and you said...NO! Then you said, Best Twilight Bitches! The beginning of all great things!
ReplyDeleteLove you sooooo much that my vibrator is jealous of you!
P.S. How's our lil' BTB baby-girl doing? Pure perfection I bet.
XOXO
Awwwww Love you more, I'm such a Lez for you :) LOL
ReplyDeleteHug attack... and nipple bitting attack! Lets go to love war!!! LOL
I Hope you're getting a whole lot of birthday humps!!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteI'm sad BTB Karen couldn't make it today, but I'm hoping she'll come soon (maybe next week?!)
I fucking love ya birthday girl!!!
WHOOP WHOOP!!!!
ReplyDeleteLet's do shots! FROM FB'S BELLY BUTTON!!!!!!
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I know I'd get more and better humps if I was with you! *smooch*
ReplyDeleteOh no! What happened to change your Cosmo weekend?
Loves ya, BTB!
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Passerby readers definitely think we're all lesbians. LOL
You got it!
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Happy BIRTHDAY, BB! Oh my god! Here's some fingerporn!
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Fucking Hawaiians that want to go to Vegas to gamble their money away took all the available seats from this BTB!!! There were 20 open seats and I was #22 on the list...WAH!!!! I tried some shopping therapy this morning to get over my depression, but it didn't work. I wanna go to Marcela!!! Soon, BTB, soon...
ReplyDeleteHappy Fucking Birthday to you FB!! You are the oil that greases our crazy ass wheels to keeps us turning over for Rob! Since it's your birthday, you get to pick which position he will turn you over to!!! LOL...But seriously, I have to say thank you for giving us all a safe happy place to let off some steam whether it's about Rob or our real lives...you are the best BEST TWILIGHT BITCH ever!
ReplyDeleteThat could have been us this morning.....WAILS!!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday FB!!! *Sends bong and a bottle of liquor of choice*
ReplyDeleteFingerporn...yes! but check out that fuckhot smile. Jeeezzz!!
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ReplyDeleteI bet you ice cupcakes like this! YUMMY!
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Thank you my luscious lil' BTB♥KK! I'm quivering from that gif! Why haven't I seen this before???!!! *dies*
ReplyDeleteThat fucking sucks! Marcela is the promise land.
ReplyDelete*wiggles eyebrows*
Thank you, BTB!!!!! You ALWAYS know the best gifts to give!
ReplyDeleteSMOOOOOOOOOOOOCHES and HUUUUUUUUUMMPS!
Oh you know I do, especially cupcakes for you! Oh and picture me with that rack as well please! lol.
ReplyDeleteummm why wasn't it? Remember I want naked prince in Vegas like scandal from you two!
ReplyDeleteBATL! I love ya, BTB! XOXOXO
ReplyDeleteHow's things going with the new home? Anyone got lost yet? LOL
Isn't that the way to always eat ice cream? No wonder I get so many funny looks... ;)
ReplyDeletewow.... I kinda said fuck a lot.... lol.
ReplyDeleteUmmm if you need some help with those strippers just let me know... ;)
ReplyDeleteNew home is okay, kids get bused to school for free now so no more worrying about going to pick them up! :)
ReplyDeleteSome nights I'm hoping hubby would get lost but hasn't happened yet! Dammit! Took me 8 fucking hours to mow the fucking grass on the fucking tractor the other day... thats just fucking crazy! Saw a couple of coyotes in the yard the other morning when I couldn't sleep.... saw some deer. Neighbours cows keep getting out and coming to visit... so yah it's been pretty crazy! lol. Hubby is now teaching Alie how to drive her brothers quad.... She's fucking crazy on that thing though.
How have you been? I feel like I never get to come on here and talk Rob porn with you guys anymore! Hopefully once the boys are in school it will be better!
LMFAO! IKR! That's how I learned to slob-the-knob.
ReplyDeleteI might not need any help but I love to share with my BTBs!!
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Well and popsicles helped with that too... ;)
ReplyDeleteHOLY FUCK BALLS! You are the Martha Stewart BTB. FUCK! Mama got skillz!
ReplyDeleteThings are the over here and VA..boring as hell. Allergies are kicking my ass but when do they not.
You have been MIA for awhile. Do I need to talk to you kids and hubby and let them know who comes first? BTBS DO! LOL
Only Rob or BTB know how to give complete pleasure and relief and release. *evil grin*
L ♥VES YA!
Okay good, if you didn't share I was going to be one mad Canadian! ;)
ReplyDeleteToo many other peoople with more job seniority than my DH wanted to go to Vegas for the long weekend...Don't they realize that Cosmopolis is not playing here and I NEED TO GET TO VEGAS TO SEE IT???
ReplyDeleteOMG. You're right. I was a whore even at 5 years old. Awwww! LOL
ReplyDeletethat sucks... :(
ReplyDeleteAnd the hell if I need that! LOL
ReplyDeleteBeing a mad Canadian is one thing but a mad BTB Canadian is so not a good thing!
LMAO yes please do! They need to understand the BTB code.... Sucks about allergies. Fucking allergies suck. I am so not the Martha Stewart.... but I try! lol. Thank god we talked Alie out of dance this year or you guys really wouldn't see much of me. Too bad your not on facebook cause I go on there quickly on my phone. Plus my new addiction is song pop.... seriously it's like crack! lol.
ReplyDeleteWell that's us BTBs! ;)
ReplyDeleteOh and my daughter is never having another popsicle again! lol.
ReplyDeleteNo joke. It's all in the BTB blood. I'm so proud!
ReplyDeleteLMFAOBATL!! Just pudding cups, eh? LOL
ReplyDeleteYup!!! I like that.
ReplyDeleteYup! I don't think it's a secret... lol.
ReplyDeleteGood source of calcium as well! LOL
ReplyDeleteNope definitely not.... we're a polite people till you come between us and strippers or us and hockey! ;)
ReplyDeleteImagine eating a popsicle and pudding cup together. That's alot of trouble there! LOL
ReplyDeleteWe're taking over the world! M. had to change her name! We are power. LOL
ReplyDeleteBATL! I'm writing all this down by the way.
ReplyDeletelol and messiness!
ReplyDeleteLMAO she actually hates pudding.... loves greek yogurt though.... yes I have weird children.
ReplyDeleteYa I seen that!
ReplyDeleteThat's good, no conflict when we finally have a meet up!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday you sexy babe! Hope you get everything you wish for ... in every position you can handle ;o
ReplyDeletelove ya BTB mwwaaahhh!
You've never seen his Oscars yumminess!? Blasphemy!
ReplyDeleteHappy Bday FB! Hope your day is totally awesome! I'm only a few days behind you! Virgins rock! I mean...Virgos!!! Lol it's been a blast playing with you for a couple years now ... *wink wink*
ReplyDeleteI'll bring the salt!!!
ReplyDeleteIt seems just like yesterday that we began calling each other BTB's, huh? *Sniffles* You can call me your bitch any day of the year! ;-)
ReplyDeleteI love you more than Kstew loves dry humping in a public park!!!
P.S. My lil' baby BTB is precious beyond words! I will email you her pic.
Damn skippy! We'll show those Robsessed bitches!! LOL
ReplyDeleteThank you!! SMOOCHIE WOOCHIES backatcha!
ReplyDeleteI am a bad BTB. Spank me? LOL
ReplyDeleteThank you! Are you serious??!! I'm the 1st and my mom is the 4th! What day are you on? Virgos are pretty bad-ASS!
ReplyDeleteP.S. The BTB fun has only just begun. *evil smirk*
Time has flown by! But it still feels like yesterday...crazy!
ReplyDeleteOMFGBATL @ " I love you more than Kstew loves dry humping in a public park!!!"
I SWEAR TO GOD I SPIT CHOKED WHEN I READ THAT!! LMFAO!!!
I would love, love, LOVE to see your baby girl! ♥♥♥
FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm on the fourth too! There's 9 of my family in Sept. Coming from the Midwest, I know what happens most when it snows! Lol Hope you had a super fab day!!! :) Muah
ReplyDeleteCrazy indeed!
ReplyDeleteSorry about the spit-choke, but I really do flove you THAT much!!!
Sent you & Marcela baby BTB's pic to your gmail account. :-)
Post birthday spankings! Where's my whip?
ReplyDeleteSeptember is my favorite month! Maybe it's because of sapphires. LOL
ReplyDeleteShe is the most precious baby! How do you not look at her and cry every time! I got fucking teary eyed looking at her!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteThe little fingers, the tiny nose, those delicious cheeks! Again, congratulations! She is beyond amazing!!
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Lol...I like it because we finally drop into the low 100's about this time! Happy bday to your mom tomorrow sweetie! :)
ReplyDeleteThanks, FB! I love sharing my baby girl with others! XOXOXOXO!!!!!!!!!!
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