Hubby bought me the first 50 shades book for my birthday, maybe one of these days I'll be able to actually read soon! lol. I still have to finish Mockingjay from The Hunger Games series.
Marcela and I never fell down we just left a "trail" to be cautioned about. If it wasn't for those fucking security cameras we would have never been busted (pardon the pun). *evil grin*
It's fucking priceless that you can see Hello Kitty! and the Disney Princess off to the side of FS0G.
*kinda off topic*
Has everyone heard about teen girls reading FSoG? Shocker, right? *rolls eyes* Anywho! Some bitches are raising a stinky fuck because they don't think that teen girls will understand the true depth of what Fifty really means and can/will warp the girl's ideas of what a healthy relationship is really. And they fear the girls will try to simulate some of the "kinky fuckery" in RL and it could cause them harm.
I find NOTHING unhealthy about FSoG, NOTHING. But I'm twisted slut-hoor so my opinion can only go so far. ☺
Again this falls under the category of stupid bitches that haven't read Fifty shouldn't comment. Anyone that has read Fifty knows that Christian and Ana clearly state their soft/hard limits and respect and safety is always present (most of the time..tee hee).
Why does the world have to have so many balloon poppers? I hate stupid bitches. They just make me so angry and they would not like me angry.
Hubby bought me the first 50 shades book for my birthday, maybe one of these days I'll be able to actually read soon! lol. I still have to finish Mockingjay from The Hunger Games series.
ReplyDeleteSheldon makes me wet.
ReplyDeleteBATL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteBITCH! READ THE BOOKS OR ELSE!!! I will come up there and read them to you and your husband every night b4 u go to bed!!
ReplyDeleteOmfg hilarious!!!!
ReplyDeleteMarcela and I never fell down we just left a "trail" to be cautioned about. If it wasn't for those fucking security cameras we would have never been busted (pardon the pun). *evil grin*
ReplyDeleteWell FB.... maybe that's what I'm hoping for! lol. I have a big king size bed hubby wouldn't even notice!!! ;)
ReplyDeleteThe real fucked up thing about Sheldon is he looks like he would have a RRoP!!!!
ReplyDeleteStraight up freak-bitch! He does remind me of the Grinch.
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Found this pic and it made me lol! It's the before picture of the one above!
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OH! He would know if I was in that bed reading.
ReplyDeleteThis is how I will read it to you. *evil grin*
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ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Fifty Shades in stores. This store has the RIGHT idea!
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that was the image i was trying to post! Thanks FB!
ReplyDeletefucking DISQUE!!!
ReplyDeleteTell me about it. You would think from all the times that Disqus had fucked us we wouldn't be such bitches around here. lol
ReplyDeleteAre you serious??!! The battery pic I posted???? I just found that on Tumblr.
ReplyDeleteSeriously that is the one! :)
ReplyDeleteGreat BTB minds think alike!
BTB connection at it again.
ReplyDeleteBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!
Oh they know us too!!
LMFAO!!!!!
ReplyDeleteFucking ass hats!!! they caught us "on the act"!!! LOL
tee heee!!!
ReplyDeleteI had to post our misfortunes! LOL
LMFAO!!! BATL!!!!! OH GOOD GOD!!!!
ReplyDeleteAre you my sister?!?!?! Seriously, I need to know!!! LOL!!!!
HOLY 80's bush!!! LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteFB you need a trim! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
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It's what makes us famous. LOL
ReplyDeleteI like to go native ever-s0-often. LOL
ReplyDeleteCome on then, trim me up!
*lays back and spreads legs*
Sheldon makes my nipples hard....
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!
ReplyDelete*grabs scissors*
let's trim this evil vag mustache!
You think this is bad??!! You should have seen it the last time I grew out the kitty patch. It looked like Don King was eating me out!!
ReplyDeleteOH god! * goes to shave to make sure she doesn't end up like that
ReplyDeleteI'm fucking snorting on the sheldon. Bahahahaha...Snort!!!
ReplyDeleteIt's fucking priceless that you can see Hello Kitty! and the Disney Princess off to the side of FS0G.
ReplyDelete*kinda off topic*
Has everyone heard about teen girls reading FSoG? Shocker, right? *rolls eyes* Anywho! Some bitches are raising a stinky fuck because they don't think that teen girls will understand the true depth of what Fifty really means and can/will warp the girl's ideas of what a healthy relationship is really. And they fear the girls will try to simulate some of the "kinky fuckery" in RL and it could cause them harm.
I find NOTHING unhealthy about FSoG, NOTHING. But I'm twisted slut-hoor so my opinion can only go so far. ☺
Again this falls under the category of stupid bitches that haven't read Fifty shouldn't comment. Anyone that has read Fifty knows that Christian and Ana clearly state their soft/hard limits and respect and safety is always present (most of the time..tee hee).
Why does the world have to have so many balloon poppers? I hate stupid bitches. They just make me so angry and they would not like me angry.
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LOL you would think so....
ReplyDeleteSomethin about Sheldon man....he would just know how to hit the G...and I'm sure he'd school me on why it felt so good while he was doing it haha
I love Dr. Sheldon Cooper!
ReplyDeleteHe reminds me of a mantis! This weird insect that looks like a stick! LOL
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HOLY HELL! You're right. *shivers from the creeps*
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I would not strap on a strap on for him, I'll tell you what!
ReplyDeleteSheldon? Sheldon? No, if its a Big Banger, it has to be Kripke.... think of the dialogue...
ReplyDeleteStwip for the whip, Ana....
Wub my waging ewection...
Oh GOD NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThe visuals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*pours brainbleach everywhere*