Apparently there is this book on the toaster
"Tell-All-About-Robsten-Kinky Ways"
...AND it claims to be HOT!!!
Shocking Tell All Book To Blow Lid On 'Sex-Crazed Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart'
Couple allegedly extremely experimental and dabbled in open relationship.
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are set to be rocked by a tell-all book that will allegedly blow the lid on their very secret romance with allegations of cheating, sexual liberation and on set 'Twilight' tension caused by their relationship.
Read the whole article HERE
Couple allegedly extremely experimental and dabbled in open relationship.
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are set to be rocked by a tell-all book that will allegedly blow the lid on their very secret romance with allegations of cheating, sexual liberation and on set 'Twilight' tension caused by their relationship.
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SO?!?!
I truly hope this is an illustrated book, and its not just full of shit and gossip.
I'm expecting to see something like THIS, if not... don't even bother.
"and then Robert cuffed Kristen to the bed
before claiming her body..."
before claiming her body..."
"Just then Kristen grabbed Robert balls
and squeezed them hard..."
WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANNA READ?!?
Read the whole article HERE
Thanks TIDRP - LovesRobX50 for the spy work!!
This bitches don't know... the book was already written...
ReplyDeleteIts name its Fifty Shades! LOL
But in their case, they take turns being the Master.... UNF
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7evjzOyX91raetb4o1_400.jpg
GAHHHHHH
ReplyDeleteI want Robsten's sex tape instead!!!!
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7bo64a8871ql6o50o1_500.gif
Damn, that gif is hot!
ReplyDelete#TeamAuditionTape #TeamSexTape
LOL! Ahhh haha you posted it!
ReplyDeleteI got excited when I read this...even though I know it's prob a shitstorm of gossip....I've no doubt that Rob and Kristen are freaky in the sack.
He's a walking sex god....how could he not be a freak!
Love all the gif's already lol!
I would bang myself out so hard that my vagina would curse me out, hop off my body, and walk away if Robsten made a sex tape lol
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLet's chant together!!!
SEX-TAPE! SEX-TAPE! SEX-TAPE! SEX-TAPE! SEX-TAPE!
I know!!!! UNF
ReplyDelete#SEX-TAPE!
What did I tell you about showing your "undercarriage" on Thursdays???!!!
ReplyDeleteIf you're not going to do it everyday then don't do it all! You're a clit tease in the worst way!
*crosses arms and pouts*
LOL!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm just glad my meat curtains are not showing! BATL!!!!
My apologies, would it make it better if I let you sit on my face *wiggles eyebrows*
LOL!!! you wish my command!!!
ReplyDeleteI fucking love it!!! But I want more gifs!!!
Fuck a book! Unless it is completely a picture only, I don't want to read it!
ReplyDelete****chants "SEX TAPE SEX TAPE SEX TAPE!!!!"
Robsten porn always!
Why not the other way around?? I didn't have lunch today so I might as well go straight to dessert!
ReplyDelete*licks lips and then licks lips*
I swear to God. Can you imagine what passerby readers think when they read our posts and comments??!! I know we either scare the fuck out of them or they fall in love with us. That's the true sign if you're a true BTB. LOL
SEX TAPE SEX TAPE SEX TAPE!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI just want to see a sextape. more than likely its a bunch of gossip
ReplyDeleteYou must have an insane sex life....where do you find all these hot GIF's at.....they make me quiver.
ReplyDeleteBright (and horny) minds think alike! LOL
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou are a true BTB~ LOL!!!
UNF!!!
ReplyDeleteIf I must say... then yes! It's fucking awesome LOL we are a pair of kinky bastards!
OH GOD!~!!!!
ReplyDeleteI choked on my own saliva! (or did I..??? *wiggles eyebrows*)
I know!!!! I betting we get more of the later one! LOL!!!
Yes! A picture book with visual aids only....IF a book ever was truthfully written about their sex life, I would not be able to read...the brain would be mush...pictures are all I could handle!!!
ReplyDeleteI just want to see the audition tape that CH masturbates to every night!
ReplyDelete*gags*
ReplyDeletebut I want that tape now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry about that visual BTB...
ReplyDeleteSEX TAPE! SEX TAPE! SEX TAPE!
ReplyDeleteI agree...if people can't even determine if they're "dating" how the fuck do they know anything about their sex life...what a bunch of crap!
ReplyDeleteTrue, so true!
ReplyDeleteAre you speaking of the HOLY GRAIL of Twilight footage?
ReplyDeleteOh yes I am....that could be fucking hotter than any other celebrity sex tape and they'd still have their clothes on! I want to see the look of Rob's face when he kisses her the first time....CH said it was pretty hot. I bet he was grinding his 21 y/o Monster Cock into her 17 y/o pussy. CH said she had to remind them Twilight was only rated PG 13!
ReplyDeleteno words....I think I'm having a stroke.
ReplyDelete9-1-FUCK IT!
I want the braille version, yes i'll run my fingers over that!
ReplyDeleteThe gif of the guy putting on handcuffs... his hands totally move the same way Rob's do.
ReplyDeleteUNF!!!!
I didn't read the whole story, because I was hoping (but at the same time NOT) that this story wasn't true. Mainly because it is a violation of Rob and Kristen's privacy, and I don't like to hear that they have an open relationship (prude star). Who is supposed to be writing this? How could they know so much about their sexual relationship?
ReplyDeleteThe book I want to read is the one Rob has mentioned writing himself. Wonder if he will ever finish/publish it. What would you do if their relationship turned out to be totally boring? Oh well.
Second thought..... What if the book mentioned in the article WAS the one that Rob is writing? OH SNAP!!!!
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