I've always been anti-twilight tattoos. They are stupid and they will make you look even more stupid.
Case in point...*points down*
TAADAA!!!!
Case in point...*points down*
TAADAA!!!!
WHERE TO START? WHERE TO START??
I have to say it was very kind of whoever the fuck this is to pull her vagina pouch over to the side for us to get the full beauty of her skin art.
How old is this bitch?
What if it's not a bitch but a some really fucked up dude??
(I just made this post even more worse if it is.)
Please checkout Rob's eye. W.T.F.
Is it suppose to be Robward or Steve Buscemi??
When I saw this my emotions ranged in this order.
I have to say it was very kind of whoever the fuck this is to pull her vagina pouch over to the side for us to get the full beauty of her skin art.
How old is this bitch?
What if it's not a bitch but a some really fucked up dude??
(I just made this post even more worse if it is.)
Please checkout Rob's eye. W.T.F.
Is it suppose to be Robward or Steve Buscemi??
When I saw this my emotions ranged in this order.
Happy Tuesday, Bitches!
xoxo
xoxo
And I know all you BTBs will be asking me this about the post:
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And my answer is.....
*takes off running and hides*
Accurate reaction:
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Am I hearing the gossip correctly? Angelina Jolie wants to direct the movie, Fifty Shades of Grey???!!!! Say what? HUH?
ReplyDeleteBret Easton Ellis (author of American Psycho) wants to write the screenplay.
Some big names are wanting some Fifty very badly! It's a good thing EL has total choice over all decisions. I trust her. ☺♥
BATL! Exactly!
ReplyDeleteI'll never eat anything that has more than one calorie again! This bitch has tramatized me.
I don't know how the man that sleeps with her will enjoy having that tattoo..
ReplyDeleteYes, that's the rumour. Only a rumour.
ReplyDeleteAnd so many big names!! O_O And too many men and women to picture as C/A!! I tried so hard to picture C/A as one of them, but Robsten sort of stick as C/A. :S The part is so perfectly set for them. :/
Really? Good on her! :D
ITA. And the thing is it's not Twilight that makes me think that Robsten is perfect for Fifty. It's their other movies that shows me that they would capture and captivate the roles C&A.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking that's the least of his concerns with sleeping with her. Every morning he wakes up alive he's a happy fucker. Just imagine if she rolled over on him and he got stuck in her ass cheeks. You know she would have to fart to get him out. And that's a bitter-sweet escape. Or should I say, bitter-stink escape.
ReplyDeleteYour explanation have been Robproved
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I'm in love with that gif. It's soo cute!!!
ReplyDeleteHow hot is your avi???!! FUCK!
ReplyDeleteThank you! Damn hot that is!
ReplyDeleteI'm sure if my avi wants to star in their own production of Fifty Shades of Grey, Robert Pattinson won't mind. ;)
*smiles happily*
ReplyDelete*opens door to BTB uncensored home*
*GASPS*
WTF!!!!
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4zmwauNkH1qze9cgo1_400.gif
Bitch I hate you LOL~~~
ReplyDeleteNah, I love you.... ehhh it complicated BATL
Let's ask Rob... Rob, what do you think about her thighs?!?!?
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Here is Angelina pushing CH into acid... payback for bambi LOL
ReplyDeleteDUDE!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou must watch "In the Land of Blood and Honey" Directed by Angelina Jolie. I'm not Lezz for her or anything, but she did an amazing job with that movie.
She has TALENT... no much meat in her bones, BUT TALENT! LOL
LMFAO!!!
ReplyDeleteGood Mornin', Sugar Tits!
My reaction:
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!1http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m55j2sdxSN1rodkqa.gif
I heard the movie got great reviews. And she does look to have that freak factor that could do this movie great. She could play Elena also. LOL
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteDAMN FUCK HOT avi you have!
ReplyDeleteI wuv you!
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This post will teach and scare us into never turning into a hot fuckin' mess like this.
ReplyDeleteThat pic almost makes me want to climb up a cat tower and hide.
ReplyDelete*HUGE evil grin*
Good Morning Sweet buns!
ReplyDeleteI've missed you so fucking much *hugs tight*
LMFAO!!!!!!
ReplyDeletePdffft where did my gif go!!!!
ReplyDeletefucking discuss LOL~~
Let's try again!! :)
ReplyDeleteLOL
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Missed you too! I thought I would have the perfect weekend. My bf went on a golf trip for the weekend in NC with some golf buddies. And I had plans to read THE OFFICE and just chill and have a stress free time. That plan was folded into 5 corners and shoved up my ass pretty fast. I had an allergy attack me so hard that all I could do was blow my nose and scream profanities. I think I fed my puppies but I can't remember. lol
ReplyDeleteAnd of course when the bf comes home my allergies clear up and things are back to normal. W.T.F.
But now that things are back to normal you know what time it is, right?? Here I cum!
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50 from CG's perspective.......
ReplyDeleteI can't....I have no words. That little excerpt......agheuagjautaehraejralwrh airhgw358y237angnaerne;hai
*died*
I wov you more...
ReplyDeleteYou are my national treasure...
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LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteOne thing is clear, I do NOT want to be that crazy bitch's friend! BALT
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Yipppeeee!!!
ReplyDeleteHere I cum too!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOL
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I thought something was missing. But I wasn't going to say anything so I just sent out a standard "LOL" just cause. LOL
ReplyDeleteDisqus really doesn't want to fuck with me right now. The tip of my nose looks like a wolverine chewed on it and Aunt Flo is in town and I'm one angry cunt.
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Holy cellulite, batman. That is the single, scariest thing I have ever had to look at... brain bleach? Can I have a toilet brush to SCRUB AT MY EYES?
ReplyDeleteI have a couple of Twi-Tats... but I have the book covers, pretty small and on my back... this however is a monstrosity.
Excuse me whilst I throw up.
Now that's fucking funny! BATL!
ReplyDeleteLooks like Ang has put on a few pounds. Good for her!
BAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ReplyDeleteLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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LMFAO!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat's why I love you... you support me even if I'm tripping LOLOLOLOL
I will totally take this over Midnight Sun. I still want MS (fuck, that just doesn't sound right)...I still want Midnight Sun but will take Fifty v2.o like a crackhead needing a fix!
ReplyDeleteHELL NO! I don't even want to live in the same zip code. But I don't think that would be possible. I'm such a bitch.
ReplyDeleteNah it's the camera, it added an extra bone LOL
ReplyDeleteAH! Back into the role playing again I see.
ReplyDeletePlease tell me that's the fake knife?! The last time we did this you really fucked me up and you had to donate two pints of blood.
A more surprising news:
ReplyDeleteE.L James may be re-writing Fifty Shades from Fifty's point of view, to keep the book series in circular demands while the movie is being made. http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/el-james-rewrite-best-seller-50-shades-grey-billionaire-view-article-1.1093837
Awwww! ♥♥♥
ReplyDeleteI'm so touched and disgusted at the same time. lol
You know I got your back from now and always. I will hold back your hair when you are projectile vomiting and fuck, I'll even do a CG on you...I will pull out your tampon if you ever needed me to.
ReplyDeleteIt wasn't your fault. It was disqus fault. We really need to rename disqus to something more fitting.
I suggest DIQSUX. U like? lol
You fuckin' know that cat wants to do this to everyone that lives in that house!
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BATL!
ReplyDelete*hands EC-F some BTB cleaning supplies*
Holy shit! Don't get me wrong, I'm all for tattoos...I have one myself, but this? That's fucking creepy!
ReplyDeleteOh and one of my sister's friend had the nerve to call Kristen blinky mcmanvoice when they were talking about how she supposedly wants to be in Fifty Shades movie!
LMFAO!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI fucking love it!!!
LOL
*wipes tear*
You are such a great friend... I'll let you know next time aunt flo is around, and we can do a CG together...
And heck, we can kill two birds and make some tea for Edward as well LOLOLOLOL!!!
http://blog.geeksaresexytech.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/edward.jpg
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
ReplyDeleteI swear to God I would die without you! I'm laugh/crying over here!
Holy fuck balls!
LMFAO!!!!
ReplyDeleteAwwww It makes me so happy when I make you feel molested ;)
*hugz*
LOLOLOLOL!!!!
What man? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI flove you
OMG! That's the article I read and just sent to TeamIDoRPatz!
ReplyDeleteI'm so onboard with this!
I want it. I need it. Now GOTDAMNIT give it to me!
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5gzktcVnz1ry69b0o1_400.gif
Has Kristen started showing interest in Fifty???????
ReplyDeleteDON'T TEASE ME, BTB!!!! TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This batman approves your message LOL!!
ReplyDeleteHello Darling!! ;D
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zYUzwnPpsCY/TcLMMaHVl4I/AAAAAAAAAaY/IYNxETQvMG8/s1600/fat-batman-04.jpg
Sounds like a plan! YIPPY!
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LMFAO!!!
ReplyDelete"Blinky McManVoice"?!?!?! I'm sorry, I fucking love it!
LOL! I actually do feel like I need a rape kit performed on me now.
ReplyDeleteThe man that's been missing since they first started dating. No one has seen him at all!
ReplyDeleteMaybe her dog knows where he is...
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Idk they said KS and alexsandr skarsgaard was showing interest. I don't mean to tease you lol
ReplyDeleteSAVE THE KITTIES!
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EEEEWwwwww
ReplyDeleteLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Um, don't want to even think about... never mind.
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!! IFLY too!!
ReplyDeleteBTB mind works the same, right there. LOL
ReplyDeleteIt'll be like Midnight Sun, basically. E.L James showing Stephenie how it should be done! XD
Fuck the kitties! (tee hee)
ReplyDeleteJust burn the joint down!!!!!!
Lol Yes she blinks alot and doesn't have a bell like voice but..... that's Kristen!
ReplyDeleteHow? Why? What?
ReplyDeleteI'm speechless! This is wrong in so many levels!
http://i51.tinypic.com/rvbzm1.jpg
About AS being CG?
ReplyDeleteYou always tease me *wink* but this takes it to a new level.
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHere you go, PedoBear approved ;)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lno1yxl95V1qkxbi9o1_500.jpg
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ReplyDeleteWHAT?! WHO AND WHAT?! HOLY SHEETS.
FUCKIN' A! GO EL! GO EL! GO!
ReplyDeleteSharing is caring, right? LOL
ReplyDeleteLet's do it!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteWait, what's that?!? Oh, the suicidal cat! LOL
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzyp8s58OI1r1amvfo1_400.gif
It's a touchy subject for some. LOL
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteFound him!!! LOL http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VqqaTrR6Pq8/SrdhiBR85_I/AAAAAAAAAxw/UWJdy2uGrJM/s400/fat_woman03.jpg
Poor guy. Never stood a chance. Well, looks like he never stood at all.
ReplyDeleteR.I.P. dumbfuck
GRRREEAT! I'll need to douche after that rape kit.
ReplyDeleteOK calm yourself. Don't start having multiple O's now. I'm not a reliable source.
ReplyDeleteROFLMFAO!!!! That's so sad but so fucking hilarious!
ReplyDeleteYeah I don't picture AS as CG either.
ReplyDelete*Blushes*
ReplyDeleteShe's got some sexy legs. I flove her shamdiaper too.
ReplyDeleteLOLOLOLOL Poor baby!!!
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Too old. He's great as Eric on TB but he's no CG. There's only one CG.
ReplyDeleteBefore i read what you said, I sat there and stared at it for a few seconds to figure out what the tatoo was on. Jesus look at that leg! Really!? Yuck!
ReplyDeleteHAHA that baby! thats so funny!!
ReplyDeleteI don't see Kristen and Rob in the same sentence...
ReplyDeleteIf either of them did it without the other, I'm not sure what I would think about Robsten... I know that's harsh, but I'm seriously in such a bad mood just thinking about it.
LMFAO!!!! That's my exact same reaction when someone tries to get me to hold their baby.
ReplyDeleteI am in a major funk this morning... school is out for the boys, and I'm going to try to stay off my computer.... I'll still visit here, almost daily, but it will be much less than before. *seriously tearing up*
ReplyDeleteEWWWWW!!!
ReplyDeleteThat's it exactly! BATL!
ReplyDeletehere's a play-by-play of the event.
ReplyDeleteThis pic was suppose to go with the play-by-play comment I made. I fucked it up. LOL
ReplyDeleteDo they look like that when you finally hold them? :-)
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We have BTB counselors on standby if you need to speak to someone.
ReplyDeleteAs much as I'd love to see Rob as Fifty, I think others who thinks he's unattractive ( forgive me for associating that word with him) would want otherwise.
ReplyDeleteI'm seriously about to cry or punch someone in the face, HARD.
ReplyDeleteI know!
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BITCH! I DON'T THINK SO! Let CPS take care of them over the Summer. Isn't CPS some kind of daycare? lol
ReplyDeleteWe don't know if it's true about AS though hun. Dont get all worked up.
ReplyDeleteLOL! NO!!!
ReplyDeleteMore like this.
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I'm such a bad BTB this morning, I can't even laugh about any of this.
ReplyDeleteSomeone hold me please.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0n62wMBIQ1qmdh8ko1_r1_500.gif
Oh I know there's bitches out there that think that. My bff is one of them. She's still in ICU from when she told me.
ReplyDeleteLMAO!
ReplyDeleteNo wonder if you hold them like this!
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HERE! Hit Ouiser!
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I should get the stun gun just to be safe.
ReplyDeleteYou got it.
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Isn't that the right way? That's how the gorrillas in the jungle do it.
ReplyDeleteLOLOLOLO
ReplyDeleteIs that not the best GIF in the world???!!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteWTF??? Are you trying to make me more depressed and angry? Anyone that thinks he is not God's gift to this world, needs to be SHOT IN THE FUCKING EYE!.
ReplyDeleteWhoa, I need to step away from the computer and take a deep breath.
Will said BTB counselors use floggers.... please?
ReplyDelete*sobbing uncontrollably*
ReplyDeleteIs CG still applying for nanny positions?
You have to be gentle with babies! ;-) You don't want them to cry because if they start.....lord
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holy shit! lol
ReplyDeleteWut zeee fuuukkk
ReplyDeleteWhat do you think?
ReplyDeleteHHAHHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOur BTB counselor is waiting for you. Look for the red office down the hallway.
ReplyDeleteWell they can fuck off
ReplyDeleteGood thing I get any babies you have! lol.
ReplyDeleteThat was my reaction when I opened this post!
ReplyDeleteCan I get that after?!?!
ReplyDeleteDefinitely is!
ReplyDeleteOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
ReplyDeleteI'm crying laughing....I'm laughing so hard I started sweating...that poor cat omg!!
:( My kids go till June 28th and computer time will be during naps for the 3 year old and when the boys are outside with friends.
ReplyDeleteOMFG I love it!
ReplyDeleteWas wondering where you were!
ReplyDeleteOH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHoly shitballs fuckin A if she writes from CG's perspective
YOU ARE CRACKING ME UPPPP TODAYYYYY LOLLLL
ReplyDeleteNo need to wait. Here you go!
ReplyDelete*hands MegO a BTB cleanup kit*
We're prepared for these kinds of disasters.
☺
FB I love you but why the fuck?!?!?! REally?!?!?! It's a happy day, it's Alie's 3rd birthday! Post something happy!!! Not traumatizing! lol.
ReplyDeleteDamn skippy! I don't have the time or patience to have to deal with the police and CPS. lol
ReplyDeleteWhen I read that tiny bit from his perspective in Freed my fire went to an inferno! Why did she have to leave us hanging with him walking out of the hardware store???!!!! WWWWHHHHYYY???????!!!!!!!!
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Oh thanks god!!! *grabs kit*
ReplyDeleteWell I'm off to take Alie for her birthday lunch! Love you bitches!
Solitary hell.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Sorry! Maybe the new post will cheer you up.
ReplyDeletex
I just threw up in my mouth a little lol
ReplyDelete*hands TIDRP a 7Up*
ReplyDeleteSorry.....*giggles*
No I'm not trying to piss you off. There's just bitches out there ya know?
ReplyDeleteYes they can. I would love to see Rob as Fifty.
ReplyDeleteCuz EL is a fuckin tease =). I have a feeling she was one pissed off twihard too cuz SM never finished MS like the uber bitch she is. I have a feeling EL will follow through and finish the series from CG's perspective. She knows how we like it...she'll give it to us..and hard! Oh the anticipation.
ReplyDeleteRobis50=)....ELsaidso...andIdon'targuewithgreatness!!
ReplyDeleteThat's right! I sometimes forget that she was once of us at one time.
ReplyDeleteMAKE US PROUD & HORNY, EL!!!!!
I mean... come on! Even Twilight addictions should have their limits! That's just horrible!
ReplyDeleteFrom your lips to crazy twi-hards ears!
ReplyDeleteDude my mother is one of them *hangs head in shame*
ReplyDeleteBATL!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNo, I know. Don't mean to take it out on you.
ReplyDeleteI'm just feeling volatile today... it's getting better though.
Thanks.....I just puked into my mouth a little!!! Aaaaaaack! Gross!!!! Beyond the stupid tattoo,the geriatric age of this person,the fat thigh and the cellulite....I think the topper was the term "vagina pouch"!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletePS.....my nephew made this for me. Sooooooo cooooooool!!! Rob luuuuuurrrrrrrves me tooooooooooo!!! Hahahahaha!!!
ReplyDeleteSo freakin' awesome!
ReplyDeleteCLITTY CAT!!!!! Fuck me till I cry! Where have you been? I missed you!
ReplyDeleteVagina pouch is never a good thing. Store loose change, remote controls, Jimmy Hoffa...etc..etc
Hi girls. first time here. and what a first this one.
ReplyDeleteI just coudnt stop laughing.
Hey you! Welcome to the BTB universe. Drama free and fucked up and lovin' it!
ReplyDeleteBTB #1 rule...no eating or drinking while reading posts. We are a choking hazard. We've lost at least 10 bitches so far because they didn't follow this simple rule.
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