Is it real?
or...
Is it a myth?
We are are to solve the mystery...
Let's ask the MAN!!
Rob, Is your Cock REALLY that big?
Gee, thanks...
Ok, let's see what we can find!
Ok BTBs, now it's up to your bionic eyes to tell me:
Size, width, length, cut or uncut, hairy or trimmed, brown or ginger pubes...
I.WANT.TO.KNOW.
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ReplyDeleteAnd here's him teasing us with le monster cock image
Bad boy! Why tease us so bad! LOL
ReplyDeleteThe way he holds that microphone. Fuck.
ReplyDeleteReminds me of Christian Grey in the bathtub stroking himself right before Ana downsies on him for the first time lol...muahhahhahaa!
ReplyDeleteWhat about this one?! ;-)
ReplyDeleteLet's see if I can say this without passing out....8 inches long, 2 inches in diameter, uncut, trimmed redish-brown pubes and definitely hangs to the left! Pick me up off the floor in 3, 2, 1...
ReplyDeleteUH OH! Where did Ana go and why is Fifty cross-eyed? lol
ReplyDeleteTHAT'S A WIENER! *starts jumping and pointing* THAT'S A WIENER!
ReplyDelete*starts running in circles*
THAT'S A WIENER!
*passes out*
Take me God. I'm ready.
ReplyDeleteSweet mother cocker!!!
ReplyDeleteAs Kristen says:
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3qietBo8R1qehgdio1_250.gif
wtf? Crossed eye for sure! ahahaha
ReplyDeleteLOLLLLL
ReplyDeleteHe's gotta be at least 8..he's massive! MMMMMMM.
ReplyDeleteOH FUCK ME!
ReplyDeleteHe's HARD!!!!!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHA
ReplyDeleteHoly shit!
They say too much BJ would make you go cross-eyed! LOL
Bad deep throat ANA!!!
*dies*
ReplyDeleteAre you fucking kidding me!! *thud*
*whispers last words*
....I knew he had ginger pubes *flatlines*
LOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteWAKE UP!!!
*slaps FB with sparkly dildo*
ginger pubes is calling! LOL
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ME too!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm ready...
http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc13/drunkenfistmaster/gifs/thisismearoundjerrytrainor.gif
I wonder if I could fit it in my mouth....
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm....
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m59uc72jqE1rur15qo1_500.gif
Abso-fucking-lutely! No wonder Kristen is so giggly and smiley these days!
ReplyDeleteHe's still packin in cold water.....could you imagine him at full stance......he'd split me in 2...and i'd take it willingly.
ReplyDeleteLMAO!
ReplyDeleteOh FB how I love you....
BATL! Just a little wiiiiider and I think you got it.
ReplyDeleteJust imagine the facial expressions we would make if Rob went down on us. FMH!
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LMFAO! You are the QUEEN of GIFS. The End.
ReplyDeleteGinger pubes??? *looks around for who called out*
ReplyDeleteIf that's the case. This guy must have had one fucking crazy BJ!
ReplyDeleteGOTDAMN!
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tZl5yixVpZs/TT8Y_twuG5I/AAAAAAAAEPY/vyd4t1pyVXA/s320/Cross-Eyed%2BSurgeon-1.jpg
*jumps up and starts screaming again*
ReplyDeleteTHAT'S A WIENER! THAT'S A WIENER!
Hairy or trimmed... LOL!
ReplyDeleteI wonder how many men trim their bush?
Oh, I'm sure you'll do your best to get every last inch in... you're a BTB for goodness sake!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if it's straight or has a curve to it?
ReplyDeleteIn the ff "Last Tango in Forks"... Bella goes on and on about how awesome Ed's dick is because it curves towards his stomach....(No offense to any of you who have a husband/BF wit a curved dick).... But, is it a GOOD thing.... does it feel better? I'm super curious.
I remember the pics of Rob in those green pants.... he was being harassed by paps... it was the day that he watched "Salt" with his publicist, Stephanie. Soooo............
ReplyDelete0_o
;-)
Hey you! Feels like I haven't talked to in awhile. *sad panda face*
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Oh BTB! Thank fuck it's Friday!
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And I love you!
ReplyDeleteIt looks like it likes to hang out to the left. maybe a tad bigger than my hubby's uncut, alittle manscaping and ginger pubes. Oo key i hope to god one of u is not rob becuz id be completely embarrassed
ReplyDeleteI know. It's kinda like we're ships passing in the night.
ReplyDeleteHere....my pussy wants to give you a hug...
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-kitten-hug.jpg
I'm sur if it curve up like that it would hit the "g" spot perfectly
ReplyDeleteI was actually thinking that! I wonder if that is the case.
ReplyDeleteAnyone out there who can give a first person account???
I am sooooo curious if he's ever been here.
ReplyDeleteOhit looks like its up. mmmmmm.....
ReplyDeleteI wonder if it would be more difficult to sit on though... *evil grin*
ReplyDeleteI guess id say 'hey rob'
ReplyDeletehahaha! OHHHH! I don't know!
ReplyDeleteSpeaking from experience...YES it is a good thing!
ReplyDeleteReally?! For the G spot reason? What about sitting on it? Is it awkward? Does it slide in and out smoothly without bending?.... Sorry, LOL!
ReplyDeleteDepending how long it is, it canhitnthe g-spot in one stroke. As far as sitting on it, that wasn't a problem for me..just added to the feeling.
ReplyDelete*convulses*
ReplyDeleteWow. I guess most of us are missing out. *frowns*
What's funny is I can actually picture you running around yelling "that's a weiner"
ReplyDeleteAnd what's REALLY funny is.......I did.
ReplyDeleteThere's no limit to what I will do to amuse my BTBs.
Now that's true fucking love. lol
You have the cutest pussy! I just wanna hug it forever!
ReplyDeleteFuckin' A!
ReplyDeleteOr Rob's friends. Or Kristen googling this. Their friends probably are aware of this. Or is commenting already among us. Shit.
ReplyDeleteKristen would be" haha bitches wouldn't you like to know"
ReplyDeleteLOL that gif!!
ReplyDeleteEven in cold water that thing still looks like a kielbasa meat stick.
ReplyDeleteI really want to be beaten with it!
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteTrue!
Monster....is the key word here. 9 3/4 inches.
ReplyDeleteHis family & friends do look at some of the sites. It seems, his sister responded to a thread posting at: Robsessedpattinson.com on 4/15/2012 covered the ummmm large size topic..............something to the fact "she saw it once by accident and it was so huge it should have an elbow."
Put a smile on everyones face.
Glad my husband has a monster too.
You know this is Kristen.
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